the stentorian | ncssm
I, Paige Henderson,
of sound Coca-Cola drinking
abilities, do hereby leave
Geordan Stroud the ability
to be silly at every moment
possible, the promise of visits
next year, and lots of Senior
Sister Hugs; Chris Amato all
the man points I stole from
Keo at Shire and the title of
the coolest junior ever; the
3rd Bryan girls America’s
Next Top Model nights and
wonderful lounge memories;
Taylor Courier the Miniterm
adventures and our makeshift
heroes of the lake; and the 2nd
East boys all my honorary
love, terrible ref calls, and
crazy memories: you guys are
the best.
I, Cierra Hinton, being of
sound mind& curvaceous body,
do hereby bequeath 2SydneyN
Jamocha/Miniterm/ &nights in
B-Lobby/2JustinC & KevinK
I leave my Attachd spot/2Ayana
I leave “our room”/Kevin/a
trip to Grandma’s/& visits
2A&T/2Rebecca[BiteSize]
leave3& a push against
the wall. 2CAlexWilIiams a
whomp& all the stalking you
can handle/2MarkL I leave a
trip2 the park, & sweet kicks
I suppose/To 3rd Beall&2nd
Bryan I leave my thanks4
taking care of me, K3u, you’re
amazing [esp. Jenn Ashe
«&MarMar]. 2Aerin/ Lakia/
Amber/Cristina &Devita
thank u4BN there when no
lelse was, you guys are the
definition of BFF& I couldn’t
have done it w/o u, here’s
2memories 2come/2KatieB ,
my partner, I leave our future of
wonderfulness. 2Jake, Steven,
and JoJo I leave my thanks for
putting up with me and Ker ,
&putting up with my EXTRA/
And lastly to KerBear, you’ve
transcended the title of BFF/
Though we fight I wouldn’t
trade it for anything/1 am going
to miss you so much next year,
1 love you/So to you I leave,
all the anger of SG, “breaks”
from our friendship, wonderful
times in Development, our
future, nights w/Starr, tons of
hugs, and many tears/I don’t
know what I am going to do
w/o you. 3uALL
1, Madison Hoover,
of sound mind and body
do hereby leave Caitlin
Crowgey and Alex Garza
girls’ nights. Gossip Girl,
Cosmo, brownies, and suga
blunts; Susie Choi a promise
of a great college roommate,
white rice and seaweed, and
semi-formals; Manasi Tannu
mocha fraps, nativity scenes,
and deer hunting; Christine
Sun handstands and physics;
to the plastics 1 leave in-room,
dance parties, and bum books;
I leave Brooke Wolford and
Sarah Whalley a Randolph
County background; I also
leave Brooke memories of a
great roommate and a place
to stay at Carolina next year.
1 leave Lillian Strickland an
amazing senior year; Doug
Lange French tests; Leah Dula
all my love and hall activities;
and Nancy Yang promises
of meeting at Friendly. 1
leave Presley Garrison the
certification of a nature girl;
senior wills
Chris Lane crab kicking and
making slide shows; Michael
Patrone hugs at happy half;
Thomas Caddell lake days
to come; and Brielle Mantin
mol/gen labs.
I, Erika Hsu, leave John
Kirk all of our fondest front-
desk memories and the
password to his facebook;
Kelly German my mad Rock
Band guitar playing skills;
Sam Brown the responsibility
of being a great senior brother
and lots of home made
brownies; Cat Cannon all of
the L Word’s Shane scenes that
are blocked by Deep Nines and
faith to follow in her rainbow
colored dreams; and Bart
Blichmann meteor showers,
phone booths, card games,
copy machines, and the words
believe.’
I, Jordan Humphrey,
leave my- poison ivy to
James, Chip, and Brian; my
volleyball serve to Jenya; my
physics web-assign due tonight
at 8 to Wisun; my secret nerd
costume to Sahil; I give James
my Hawaiian shirt and Chip
my meditations. Nate, keep
room 207 the cleanest on 2HL.
I leave Rick Hess and the
greatest golf team ever to Kyle
McD, Ben the Bro, Chung,
and J Poole, and I leave some
mustard, water, applesauce, a
scar, a strawbeny, a mulberry,
and ice cream to Jessica. I
bestow my name to Jordan
Byrum. Take care 09.
1, Mehrin Islam, being
of sound mind and
body, do hereby leave
Julie Chen late night
talks and Thursday
bubble tea; Niru
Sanghani Wednesday
trips to Ninth Street
and the legendary
Royallroadsign;Winn
Short the power to be
an awesome senior
brother; Charlene
Warnock my IM
basketball skills...or
lack thereof; and Nina
Neill my willpower to
go work out.
oil painting, pot throwing, and
trips to Mellow Mushroom. To
Nina and Dayna, I leave spring
constants, DVATs, and the
knowledge gained from taking
physics with Stefan. To Eileen
and Michelle, I leave ahn
yaung ... may you continue to
use this greeting in my absence.
To Sarah Whalley, I leave
sexy stickers and my room; try
not to nail too many holes in the
wall :). And to all 1st Royall
juniors I leave 1st Royall.
Remember, “A [1st Royall] girl
should be two things: classy
and fabulous.”
Joe Keefer My friends. My
days among you are limited,
and I feel it right to give you
what little I have left: To Emily
Keefer, my beloved last name,
and all mutations thereof; To
Lucy Owen, my math tutorial
position, and a newfound
delight in constructability
(and Curlz MT, perhaps?); To
Michael Chang, Sarbajeet
Nagdas, and Andrew Guo, the
mission to tromp all opposition,
especially RCHS; To Wesley
Verne and TongTong Zhan,,
the duty to utilize Rash’s PS; To
Michael Chang, my cherished
math club position; To Jerred
Miklowcic, my remaining
food, including candy com,
popcorn, and several bags of
peanuts; To Jan Jorgensen,
juggling paraphernalia, and
Charleston trips; To Samuel
Gass, a bizarre, refreshing
sense of humor (hmm, that’s
what she said...); To Chiraag
Kulkarni, “guessing skills,”
and to Wisun Kim, calculus
memories, and that omnipresent
laugh of investigation days; To
I, Stephen Rashon
Johnson, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
Laura Borders the “Miniature
Key” to my heart. Kutala
Franse rough, uncomfortable
tickles and Lil’ Wayne Youtube
links. Samantha Hinson a
bucket full of chalk to write on
the walls of the back staircase.
Michele Hudgins eight abs to
punch and a shoulder to lean
on. Kula Sackey weak jokes
in Intermediate French class
and weaker ones over AIM.
And Hillary Seybold uprooted
invasive plants and those 10
minute hugs I could never
escape from.
I, Hilleary Jordan, being
of very sound mind and body,
hereby leave Carey Averbook
art history trivia, Jesus’ love,
and some irrationality (cause
girl you need it). To Charlene
Warnock, 1 leave edgy cuts.
Photo courtesy of Mehrin Islam
Ty Devries, the wish that your
breakfasts always be filled with
companions and yogurt cups;
To Saji Wickramasekara,
the continued use of the most
unique email address in the
school, evenings of Science
Bowl, and a spot on next year’s
econ team; And to everyone I’m
unintentionally overlooking,
there might be some apple juice
in the fridge. Enjoy!
I Fahad Khan hereby
leave: EJ, Dorian, Cameron,
and Nayan basketball skills
so they can keep up with me
on the 222 hoop; Jason and
David all of my disciplinary
levels so they can actually
have some; Albert, Andrew,
Wisun, and Sahil some of
my halo skills; Jenya frozen
dinners and a wrestling
instruction video; Patrone,
Kirk, and Seawell memories
of tha OC; Caleb and Jordan
my Risk strategy; ST some
honesty and a rulebook; Chris
some roommate forms and
food surveys; Chelsey a map
and a better navigation system;
and to all the juniors who still
have a year left, I leave my
condolences.
I, Monis Khan, leave all
my Internet skillz to Geordan
Stroud & Teilo Schaller,
assuming they live on 2nd East
nextyear; Andrew Murray with
the abilities of the ninja; Clint
Fitch the ability to use SOMD
at anytime, anywhere; Chris
Amato all our night watching
of Strong Bad, may we quote
them for eternity; Jay Phillips
a new laptop since his fails at
existence; Keethan Kleiner
many minions to blow up;
lynan Devries all my limited
Linux knowledge; Ren Bauer a
bed so he doesn’t have to sleep
with me again (don’t try to infer
anything). 2nd East, I leave
you all with forever ignorance
of this myth known as Internet
restrictions. And last and most
importantly (and yes, I realize
this is not a conventional will):
Even though-1 can’t get myself
to say or show it, know that I’ll
always love you. You know
who you are,'19 (You said you
would never use that number to
describe anymore, but I choose
to use it to describe you). And
thank you for bringing out my
angel, and for being my angel
for so long. I would leave you
something, but I’ve already
given you everything that
matters.
I, Amanda Kilgore,
do hereby leave Mary Anne
HughesandChristinaTallman
chocolate skittles and some of
the best memories I have ever
had at NCSSM; Edward Poyo
great advertisements, card
games, ice cream and water
bottle games; Josh Mason
Friday Tradition, Bryan
Lobby, Vitamin Water, pop
tarts and my psychic abilities;
Colleen Rice and Emily
Baker fun times on Second
Bryan. “Midgy Mantha” fun
times at Southpoint; Deepak
prom plans; Aamir aim
conversations and gangster
music; Kula and Michaela
crazy moments; Fola Bryan
Lobby, Swedish Fish and the
limo ride; All of my Second
Bryan and First Beall girls an
interesting past two years.
Amy Kim -1 leave Louisa
my dearest love, all-nighter
talkings, 6 o’clock breakfast
at Elmo’s (and waiting 30
minutes for them to open), a
big jar of lotion (and sunblock),
kimbab & ddukbokki for lunch,
and innumerous grammar
corrections; Melanie a big
hug from blue feet and fun
bio sessions that always went
off track; Lucy a shopping
spree and crazy late night
conversations; Lisa a big hug
that’s better than Cory’s; Nancy
the never-happened clubbing
weekend; Elizabeth memories
of little Mike until Euro
studying/boy talks; Frank the
legend of the MU family; Lea
june 2008 7
the *awkward turtle*; Victoria
the all-night talks; 2nd Beallians
the name of the Irresista[beall];
Amy Bahr memories of tennis
and grunting; Marisa self
calling names; Diana ethnic
food cooking days; Eileen a
box of cinnamon waffles, my
science Olympiad t-shirt and
notes, and the future sleepless
nights of Siemens Week; Sam
Wu my test reviewing skills
on the music stand; Clark,
Tong-Tong, and Carey my
beastly crepe making skills and
bizarre French movies; either
Jessica or Yurhee my BL205
#2 furniture; Yify, Yurhee, and
Daniel Miller the legacy of
the Music Club; my beautiful
tennis girls another state tennis
championships; Kevin Li and
Dr. Alston the legacy of Love.
I, Brent Kitchen, being
completely insane, do leave
John oven mitts to deal with
deer in winter, lemmings all
year long, and teenagers around
the prom, his own quotes, and
a thanks; Bret my name on the
team; Evan my mad hops for
dunking; Alex peace of mind;
Erik luck; Clint motivation;
Virginia completely awkward
moments in very large groups;
Russian physics; Catie my
workservice; Colleen '^-^’s; and
Tynan a window.
I, Jordan Knox, leave
Troxler (TRAP) to Greg, and
the skills in the 800 to Paul.
I, Lindsay Koloff,
promise to leave the following
possessions behind upon my
departure from the North
Carolina School of Science
and Mathematics on June 7,
2008: To Sara: coloring books,
bubbles, dinosaurs, and late
night talks on the couch at the
endofthehall. To Ashwin: trips
to the park, my favorite purple
popsicles, Bali Hai pineapple,
the grumbling animal at Rite
Aid, and my Attache throw
back. To Winn: the game of
Life, pancake breakfasts, and
my “kindergarten hi!” To
Keally: Wednesday afternoon
lunch dates, the most amazing
shopping experiences ever,
Italian gelato, and gondola
rides. To Sarika: Late
night homework parties
and my extended family in
Development. To Kula: “Can
I Have Your Number?” To
Abby: random youtube videos
and fun nights of indexing. To
Chelsea: Unicom Challenges
full of tacky/amazing outfits
and water balloons. To 2nd
Bryan: dance parties in the
hall, late night work-outs in
the lounge, and cherry sign-
out cards. To Teilo: basketball
“practice”. To Tyier: funfetti
cake. To Zoe and Lucy: Play
dates and brownies.
I, Christopher Brent
Lane, leave behind the
lateral bar crossing challenge
to Michael Scott Rotolo, in
hopes that he will one day
shimmy across to the very end,
and find Tmth.
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