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may 2012
senior wills
the stentorian | ncssm
Harrison and Skye Frame the
infamous room 215 filled with
fond memories of senior year,
Ankit Gupta and Sid Modi
hellos from the senior bench,
Wes Darling an awkward arm
hug and compliments on his
outfits, and to Sam Joo and
Caroline Sprinkle work service
awesomeness.
I, Austin Hopkins, be
ing of questionable mind and
broken body, thereby leave the
end lane^f the Narwhal Swim
Team to Katie Cater; foot
prints on the moon to Kathleen
Boyette; cheerful greetings to
Caroline Sprinkle; secret plans
and happy half scheming to
Katherine Treacy; nine lives
to Teagan Pollock; my love
for swimming and my spot
less practice attendance record
mind and body, do hereby be
queath the following: to Marcy
Pedzwater, the honorary title
of Former Roommate, a messy
room, and Wicked songs; to
Ying Qi, our CompSci Snake
game and also a hug; to Kris
ten Larson, memories of tea
and late-night calc studying; to
Hannah Krueger, full permis
sion to mess with my hair as
much as you like, even though
yours is longer and flowier and
super-pretty; to Ryan McCord,
fun memories of hanging out
before Prayer Circle; to In
grid Tablazon, compliments
on your epic guitar playing;
to McKenzie Millican, Laura
Weng, Sri Sure, and Yohana
Dierolf, gratitude for making
Physics fun (and some sound
effects for Yohana!); to Jack
Doyle, fun devotion times and
less-fun calc class; to Grayson
I, Mariya Husain, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Kelly McCarthy
GRL airband 2013 and all of
its loveliness; Abby Thurman
all of the comedic humor that
GRL (and you!) can possi
bly provide; Joey Lew all the
lolesy, yet memorable times
in the 006, nguyen and OH HI
MARK; Tori L.R. Baker the
ridiculously wonderful nick
names and funny, awkward
bonding moments; Natalie
Papp the love and family bond
of GRL, keep it in-tact!; Jaey-
oung Yoo the lovely 8 am laps
to class; Camille Fulbright to-
ris_tweets, enough said; Han
nah Munro the genuine kind
ness and musical spirit of hall;
Christie Jiang the brains and
intelligence of GRL; Brandi
Lawrence smiles smiles smiles
smiles and RLA-initiation
Suraj, and Matt for next year
and the new officers each year
to follow. To Jay Buchanan,
my little protege, I leave my
love of NCSSM, Student
Ambassador awesomeness,
and the leadership of the
Stentorian alongside Jordan
and Carl. To 4B fun times, and
to 2B all of my love. To all
the new Student Ambassadors
whom I made dance idiotically,
I leave you the power to do
that to your junior-babies
next year ;) To the First Hill
family I leave love of the
lounge, boats, canoes, and
good dinners. To Matthew
Boyd I leave long afternoons
playing in the creek, movie
times, my Yu-Gi-Oh craze,
and a smile for each day I am
gone. For Suraj I leave good
judgment, mentorship fun, and
fulfilled potential. To my J-bro
but with the reminder than
one should practice love,
tolerance, and ponies. To
Vitkus I leave some sleep,
what little I got. To Team 900,
I leave holes in the chassis,
but not as many Meaghan. I
leave Jordan H, many thanks
and my doll Woody, who can
use the computer. To Graham,
I leave my tolerance and the
remembrance that ‘Errare
Humanum Est’. To Bo Kane,
I leave love for chemistry
and German, in that he, too,
may find peace through them.
To Kyle Elmore and Justin
Finklestein, I leave my non
compiling code. All others
receive JASON.
I, Meaghan Johnson,
being of unsound mind, do
hereby leave Reba Martin the
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to Waverly Wolff; all my love
and affection to Samuel Joo;
the best of luck to whoever in
habits room 132 next year; and
all of the hipster animals in the
world to Janssen White.
I, Reghan Horman, be
ing of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave AT - my
ability to do a body roll; NP
- a dead baby futon; TLRB
- judgmental looks in class
when people make ridiculous
statements; WM - long after
noons of doing nothing and
happy songs; KR - ^Donde
esta...? jokes and high pitched
sneezes; CR - Hunt Classroom
movie nights, CookOut runs.
Hunt desk tricks, and my pho
tography developing skills; LF
- a mechanical pencil and fake
punches; TF - my ability to un
lock the photography cabinet
and Band-Aids for your fore
head; VC - custody battles and
my three emotions; BL & KK
- Ground Royall and all of its
glory; BB - bruises from rac-
quetball, hilarious faces, sleep
deprivation, fake break-ups,
and memories with the person
who made my last trimester
unforgettable.
I, Shannon Elizabeth
Houck, being of fairly sound
Bodenheimer, 1 don’t know
what to give you but I’ll think
of something eventually; to all
my 3rd Bryan girls, flowers,
fun, and WiiDance marathons;
and to the countless others I
don’t have the room to men
tion, hugs. (And college ap
plications, if you so choose.)
I shall miss all of you dearly,
and I hope that senior year is
as lovely for you all as it was
for me.
I, Suqi Huang, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave AGuo and CLin
music-filled nights in the
ETC, funny faces and pick
up lines, super winks and
spooning, trips to downtown
Durham, and quartet perfor
mances; AKelley freaking out
over the possibility of getting
“bad” grades, learning how to
use chopsticks, ranting about
boy problems, and camping;
K Whang watching chick flicks,
awesome taste in music, morn
ing trips to IHOP, and working
in lab at Duke; JLee real life
poke wars, awkward hugs, and
getting bubble tea; JAn trips
to Ben & Jerry’s; JLew magi
cal moments in chemistry labs;
and HLim throwing purple
powder into people’s faces.
treats; Kimberly Keiter RLA
initiation goodies and all the
love that room 006 will give
you next year; Luke Fernandez
cheesy pick-up lines, going
rogue, playing guitar together,
and being little cachorritos;
Lisa Fan “you are tearing me
apart Lisa,” having alternative
career choices, lolesy govpol/
Spanish times; Jin Kang 9th
street outings, talks at the rock,
precise timing, picking off
leaves/twigs, and all the love
I could possibly give in the
hopes that you’ll find a really
good JS.
I, Brian lezzi, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave the tennis team
to the most honorable, most
well respected, and exulted
Jin Kang, Warren Feng, Param
Sidhu, Abhay Qureshi, and
Josh Mu; Warren, Carl, and
Jack I leave 3rd West and the
honor of chilling with Boss and
making sure things don’t go to
plan; Brad I leave a plethora
of FIFA games and contents
currently hanging on the back
of my door; to Vincent I leave
a small amount of respect.
I, Ashley Jemigan, leave
behind my heart in my work
with the FAFA to Vanessa,
Kyle Lee 1 give memories
of Sampson County, in the
hopes that you never forget
who you are. To all of the
students of NCSSM I leave my
appreciation and love for this
school in the hopes that you
never forget what blessings
you have.
I, Sharon Jiang, being of
dragon mind and petite body,
do hereby leave Jaehoon Jung
gala apples and the continued
use of “Kenny”; Brooke
Whitfield and Emily Stark
YAG sassiness and purple
plants; and Sarah Lee nights of
advice and clothes to borrow.
I, Andrew Thomas
Johnson, being of by
no means sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath the
following: To Chuber, I leave
the swag, for I cannot handle
it, to Abagail B, I leave the fun
and “zinging paipez”, and to
Clay I leave Tommy Wiseau.
As for the juniors, they will
receive such: To Jackson, I
leave the drive to work hard
and never give up, like me, but
to also be kind to others, which
I ultimately failed at. 1 also
leave him and David my room
to live and laugh in. To Maxim,
I leave trolling in every way
mill and the button-maker;
Tatiana Miller my awesome
Chinese skills and making faces
on Bali Hai trips; Kyle Elmore
and Justin Finklestein Spoons
paranoia; Jackson Thompson
our mutual hometown; Marcy
Pedzwater and Jamie Smith
Girl Scout camp songs; and the
3rd Bryan Juniors knowledge
of the glorious Principality of
Sealand - may they all use
these gifts wisely.
I, Madelaine Katz,
being of vivacious mind and
adventurous body, hereby
bestow upon the Class of
2013 the glorious reigns of
the unforgettable ride that
is senior year. To Yvonne,
I leave endless giggles, an
adoration of her adorability,
and the undeniable swag of
the blue jacket. To Kristen,
I leave the unfailing and
overwhelming excitement of
the stage, the pufiy delight of
veg-head marshmallows, and
the gratitude for teaching me
how to be golden. To Carson,
spontaneous swing dances,
a reverence for her fullness
and passion, and nights on
that Appalachian, one and
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