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the same. To Shaza, (excuse
me, Zasha Haballga) I leave
a culturally relevant melody
of accents, what I am sure is
quite the impressive library
of entertaining photobooth
videos, all the carbohydrates
known to mankind, and my
most ardent and imdying
respect and affections. To Jay,
I leave your birth beaker, your
father’s time turner, my entire
being so that you may absorb
it in order to complete the
transformation, as well as my
unwavering faith that you will
accomplish your dreams, with
the utmost style and sassiness.
You all have won my heart in
its entirety. Work on that plane
travel fund for me, mmkay?
I, Lauren Knox, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Felicia Branch a
great Junior NIA sister; Jessie
Price the most important
task of representing the short
and attempts at being “bro”
on the swim team; to my
ladies of 1st Beall, looking
hot at mixers in our tanks
and rockin’ bods; to Mary
Poletti, snerklin’ in Belize;
to my NCSSM Women’s
Soccer ladies, my attempts to
maintain balance and my goal
celebrations; to Christopher
Panuski, flying trans-North
Carolina and having outings
in - Greenville. To Maddi
Putman, I leave memories of
meeting my family at the zoo
and enjo^g special nights in
my roomTto'Alli Vo, dancing
and being straight up show-
stoppas; to Christy Powell,
non-mainstream music and
Asheville hippie galore; to
Suzanne Phillips, killing fish
in Evolution and kicking it to
some Zumba; to Josh Ewy,
exclusive times with Senora
Munroe and Sadie Hawkins;
to Waverly Wolff, Kyle Riker,
and Vincent Cahill, the Wowla
Constrict with my main
my curly hair, if it ever grows
back; to Mia de los Reyes, my
existence; and to everyone I’ve
met, my gratitude.
I, Debanjali Kundu,
being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath
the following: to Abby Alam
I leave inherentness, Indian
men (not boys), random 90s
Bengali music and crazy story
sharing time. To Alii Vo I leave
my ratchet hair, not having
a life in the hallway, and the
legacy of being a TA. To i
Suzanne Phillips, my primeria,
I leave really bad Spanish arid
my thunder thighs. To Helen
Christy Powell, I leave late
nights and hoodrat activities
(because no one remembers
the times when you get a lot of
sleep). To Reid Watkins I leave
sleepovers in the 212, looking
for food off campus at different
hours of the day, and a painted
cooler. To Katherine Treacy I
hopes that they will keep it
forever messy, just as I did;
Jordan, Kathleen, JoJo, and
Mary, I leave 1E2E2D. To Zane
James, I leave talked about
but never carried out trips to
ninth street and hopes that he
will be a better sibling than I
was. To Wes Darling, I leave
awkward nicknames and daily
compliments; Daniel Griffin,
trips to ninth street and non-
consensual ffapes; Morgan
Howell and Suzanne Phillips,
continuation to incorrectly
speak the Spanish language.
And last but certainly not
least, I leave Alex Pharr the
Rivershore legacy and daily
hugs.
This is the only will and
testament of GraCC
Lamblin at Science and
Math. To Alexa Gregory, she
leaves late night jam sessions
filled with Taylor Swift, Adele,
and A Fine Frenzy songs; to
deserving girl on Ground
Reynolds class of 2014; Jin
Kang many memories from
his house and eating lots of
food; Darian Billowitz, Hayley
Stratton, and Justin Zhang an
awesome martial arts Asiafest
act; Soham Amin many real
talks and a spray painting trip;
Chris Panuski many passionate
hugs; Wes Darling many
photography excursions and
a trip to South Point; Andrew
Bin many misunderstood
Korean conversations, fun
carpooling trips, and memories
with Lawrence; 1?)uis Vaughn
Poole many incredible
memories in Ennice, learning
to play Spit and the piano, a
Dirty Dancing imitation photo,
learning to take chances, and
awkward first meetings; last
but certainly not least. I’d like
to leave Jin Kang to Devin
Finney- in hopes that they will
make amends and become
friends.
cheerleaders; Ivy Hubbard,
and Haleigh Baxter a great
cheer team (basketball and
competitive); Nnaemeka
Nwamara trips to Chubby’s
and the memory of what used
to be your jacket; Joseph
Chukwu a best friend that is
nowhere near close to being
as amazing as I am; Christina
Williams a great roommate in
Tori Baker. To Jalen Williams
I leaye you the task of taking
care of Mrs. Gaddy-Parks;
Alexa Gregory a volume
control and to think before you
speak. And to all the juniors I
leave a great senior year.
I, Paulina Kriska, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Haleigh Baxter,
my daughter, mom, best friend,
and girlfriend, memories of
Spring Break 2012 (hollaaa!),
tanning on Beall 1 lawn, and
being VS angels; to Jin Zhang,
1 leave awkward conversations
man Udell; to Albert Hong,
distractions in Advanced
Spanish; and finally, to Tristan,
I leave om father-daughter
relationship and cooking
pancakes in dah mom.
I, Jennifer Kronmiller,
do hereby metaphorically
repay all my debts: to Darian
Billowitz, 3 pounds of
mandarin orange cups and an
apology for all the bmises; to
Leslie Cao, a million backmbs
and a cup of vinegar; to
Whitman Groves, 2 homemade
meals and a sandwich; to Jose
Medrano, some arm hair; to
Christina Lee, an armory or
gummy vitamins; to Reba
Martin, a lot of juice boxes; to
Coleen Kinen-Ferguson, my
wrestling legacy; to Carsten
Peterson, Slaughterhouse 5,
which I swear I’ll retimi at
some point; to Ross McGuinn,
our Christmas babies; to Jaisah
Harrison, 3 boxes of cereal and
leave a crazy Asian mother and
mde comments, to Jenny Wei
I leave behind real talk ^d
orange juice on Friday nights
and to Navina Venugopal, I
leave pants. To Rithi Sridhar
I leave molgen study sessions,
Sunday morning breakfasts in
the PFM, and mommy time.
To Anita Simha, my soul
sister, I leave behind that first
sleepover where we spilled
secrets and tears to each other,
getting roofies, and last but not
least, my demon eyes.
I, Caroline Lamb, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Sophie Rowland
and Hayley Stratton my
squishy pink chair. To Kathleen
Boyette my Bieber posters,
awkward dancing, and Cory
Monteith head shots; Katie
Cater, my cat figurines and the
right to harass juniors; Jordan
Harrison and Skye Frame, my
check board and my room in
Vincent Cahill, Hannah Photo courtesy of Samantha Hartsoe
Munro, and Rahsaan
Bray she leaves her
classic hair flips but only for
special occasions; to Vanessa,
Phuong she leaves singing at
check; to Svend Larson she
leaves Chubby’s lunches; and
to Stratton Barth as well as the
rest of the Catholic juniors, she
leaves you with the expectation
that you will do more than she
could have imagined for the
Catholic Club. She loves you
and will miss all of you junior
babies!
I, Christina Lee, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Austin Sun trips
to Bali Hai with his junior
sister, dieting plans, and the
white board that’s been passed
on since his brother’s senior
sister; Reba Martin the secret
book of secret things in hopes
that she will make good use of
it and pass it down to another
I, Richard Lu, proudly
retiring Unicom, leave the
following in my legacy: To
Amy Guo - careless frolic,
awkward dancing, melodious
fiddles, and all the loles; To
Benson Robles and Cedric
Clark - spring break split
jumps and blazing batons; To
Princess Stone and Wey-Wey
Su - powers from the gorgeous
sprinting gods in the sky; To
2nd Hill - heavenly cleanliness
and undefeated intramural
seasons; To Calvin Deng,
Yimo Chen and Landon Carter
- nothing, because you’re
all bad at math; To Mr. Scott
■ Laird - many graded theories
and even more thanks for e\ en
more things; And to Jessica
Gao - my blue hooded sweater
and the world to conquer.
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