the stentorian | ncssm
senior wills
may 2013 13
Guts to continue this great hall
tradition. I also bestow on
you the snake painting with
over my desk with a dolphin
drawn on it. To the fair and
gentle Katelyn Johnson, I give
Lehman the unicorn. Take
care and love him as I did. To
Blair Killian, I give the giant
pink bean-bag chair so you
will always have space for
company in your room next
year. To Ann Bingham, I give
the purple unicorn Luscious
so you may add to your pillow
pet collection. Tessa Jones,
1 bestow on you all my star
wars memorabilia, on the
condition you have at least
one light saber battle. To my
Latin buddy Liz Hayes 1 give
the pink unicorn Brad and to
Su Cho 1 give the colorful Carl
unicorn. To my lovely running
juniors 1 give our many runs,
the beautiful sights and great
times. May you all marvelous
juniors have wonderful senior
year, and know that if want,
you can always come live in
my closet.
1, Julianna Ruggiero
aka Jules, leave adventurous
runs through Durham, team
bonding fun, and making team
shirts to the cross country girls.
1 also leave random Friday
night work outs, karaoke
nights, watching crime shows
in the lounge, frosting pops,
tanning, and venting sessions
to Alex Smith and Claire
Vallery. To McKenna Reed,
I leave all of our twinlike
tendencies. Lastly, I leave
the cross country team shirt
stencils to my little sister,
Meredith Dorminey, and Kim
Ngo.
1, Diya Sashidhar, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Danielle
Dejoumett my metabolism so
she won’t have to exercise ever
again; Adrian Wood: memories
of our wonderful bowling
night without Danielle, Lin
Cao: Nutella for those stressful
nights, Sahana Raghunathan:
my beautiful Rainbow tan;
Kanan Shah: my senioritis
and procrastination (you work
too hard); Layla Namak: just
dance marathons; Jeremy
Wesonga: trips to ox and
rabbit, my ability to quote tv
shows (like Modem Family),
and lemonade. “When life
gives you lemonade, make
lemons. Life will be all
like, “What?!?!” ; Madeline
Finnegan: my awesome
senior schedule, and Elizabeth
Parker: I leave my athletic
skills, although they won’t
do you much good. Finally,
to my baby Diya-Brooke, I
leave an album of our fondest
memories so you will never
forget Brooke Whitfield and
me. You’re Welcome.
I, Henry Seiler, being of
occasionally sound mind and
body, will to Sam Dehority,
Karl Widney, and Matthew
Komberg ungodly quantities
of Joe’s coffee, to James
Hawkins my Thor hammer
and love of throwing things at
people, to the wrestling team
my hopes and dreams, to Zach
Bradshaw one of the cleanest
rooms on campus, to Jonathan
Marquardt my musical talent,
charm, and rock-hard abs, to
Russell Aryeetay my position
as third wheel RLA, to Paul
Smith my director’s chair as
well as Alii Vo’s Red Cross
t-shirt, to all future Physics
students my pity and sympathy,
to Quade Robinson my respect
and hope for his military
success, to Sam Dehority my
passionate love, to Maggie
Pazur my sincerest apologies,
and to the Quadeumvirate my
desire that they graduate‘senior
year, make many memories,
and not do anything 1 wouldn’t
do.
1, Carson Shore, being
of sound mind and body, 1
leave the last piece of pizza
to Coleen, the rock quarry to
Duncan, and an open stage for
Emily, AbaGayle, and Paul. 1
leave the 311 to my 3rd Beall
junes, the missing puzzle piece
to Amy, and trips to Party City
to the baby MPCs. To Kristen,
Elizabeth, and Jay, 1 leave all
the llamas and boomchickas.
And to my dear friends Yvonne
and Jackson, 1 leave the
unholiest of trinities.
1, Jamie Smith, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave the Third Bryan
lounge to Abby; the wonderful
duty of being an RLA to
Amber, Amy, and Su; speech
to Madeleine; learning about
tea, tumblr, and supernatural to
Annie; myself to Addie; Duke
Splash and fun times in the
lounge to Claire; trips to the
student store to buy candy to
Alex and Claire; and of course,
to all of my juniors, being a
senior and having juniors of
your own.
1, Peter Soewordiman,
leave Zach B the purple
gaga ball, with the hope that
he will spark hall pride and
excitement. 1 leave Jonathan
M the 3rd East Championship
dodgeball with the hope he can
hold down hall legacy. 1 leave
Marlee B both ZB and JM,
yall are the best trio of friends
1 know. I leave Dallas W JM
- I wish y’all the best. 1 leave
Kanan S chill pills - so she can
stop panicking and chillax. 1
leave Meredith D my brother
to be her Jbro, with the hope
that she will care for him as I
cared for her. Be a great SSis
to him! Lastly, I give Jeffrey A,
Henry S, and Grant K my best
wishes as they’ve put up with
all of my crap the last 2 years
and have been my best bros.
Hit me up in Boston!
I, Caroline Sprinkle,
officially leave the spacious
217 and illustrious two-person
sofa, handed down to me by
Tess Stohrer (’12), to Isabel
Reid, as well as hope that her
senior year as RLA on 2nd
Bryan will be marvelous; to
Madeline Finnegan, I leave a
leisurely senior year (this will
be enforced) and watching
Cheetah Girls 2 and eating
Chinese food on an un-comfy
futon; to Ava Gruchaez, I leave
late night talks and sleepovers,
the dynasty handshake, and
a glorious and happy senior
year; to Kevin Parham, I leave
the opportunity to be a way
better senior sibling than I ever
was and an awesome next year
as RLA; to Ciera and Josie,
I leave a banging miniterm,
sense to buy less expensive
water bottles, chicken noises,
and belting High School
Musical; to Sahana, 1 leave
love and forgiveness that you
took Physics TA as well as a
chill senior year.
1, Emily Stark, leave my
baby, the YAG delegation
to Kara Wheeler and Niraja
Pancholy. They’ll be sure to
get stuff done and continue to
grow the NCSSM empire at
conference. 1 also leave salsa
hips and attractive partners
to Zihui Yang, Ali Eakes,
and Bryon Spells. Finally, 1
leave crappy diet grade soda
and type 1 diabetes to Brooks
Estes. Good luck with the new
diabetic on campus, hope you
can complain with him.
even remember how many
generations it goes back. To
Vosburgh, I leave the pieces
of the RLA Dragon Stick,
whose curse I’ve broken.
To Wesonga, I leave Jose’s
checkboard. To Steven, I leave
a particular ping-pong paddle.
To Nush-nush, 1 leave the
bamboo found when walking
along the tracks to downtown
Durham. To Soham, Kyle, and
William Ge, I leave marathons
of Adventure Time. To Nina,
I leave being the best, best
friends and acting like a couple
to confuse people. To Hayley,
1 leave being friends during
happy half, and taking walks
around the neighborhood. To
Sajan, 1 leave working on
choreography every Thursday
10-3. To Anthony, Wey-Wey,
and Eric, 1 leave the memories
of DSG. (From Soham) To
Matias, he leaves the Axe of
the Sun. To Navina, Drew, and
Sajan, 1 leave Friday night mall
trips, and general shenanigans
that turn into great times with
friends.
1, Princess Stone, being
of sound mind and body, hereby
leave Elamta Darden, Andria
Boone, Camille Johnsbn and
Marlisha Blakeney nights of
doing hair and having life
talks, the will to stay-strong
throughout the upcoming
year. Colors memories, and
the ability to see themselves
as the strong beautiful ladies
that they truly are. To Nicole
Ward I leave Prince Lucky
Stone-Ward, hard basketball
practices, hide-and-go-check,
and talks about life. To Hope
Jania and Courtney Bell I
leave talks about life, food
and boys. To Travis McKay,
Bryon Spells, Jumangie Smith,
Russell Aryeetey, and Jeremy
Nortey, trips to Biscuitville,
dissing contest, and rap battles.
To Derek Zhang, I leave the
will power to be the best RLA
fourth west has ever seen.
Coach Payne and Dr. C’s
stories at track practice, laughs
about our childhood, walks
down ninth street, talks at
happy-half, the ability to make
a difference on campus and
countless memories to come.
1, Hayley Stratton, being
of somewhat sound mind and
body, do hereby leave Su Cho
the Reynolds fashion poster;
Blair Killian the tie-dye sheet
and mac & cheese dates;
Katelyn Johnson the magazine
paper cranes and Just Dance;
Ann Bingham the rainbow
paper cranes, Shakespeare,
and Myth; Madden Brewster
a very special poster; Caroline
Conrad the unicorn picture and
unlimited visits to my dorm at
UNC; and ali my juniors lots
of love.
Bryant SU: in no particular
order. To my Enthalpy family,
I leave open practices and long
rehearsals. To Josh, Trace, and
Vishesh, 1 leave TSA, with the
hopes that you’ll get things
done ahead of time. To Evan,
I leave the graduation cords
of an Alum, so old that I can’t
I, Mitchell Tague, will
my year-long TTS schedule
to all of these juniors because
they deserve a break.
I, Thomas Terrell, being
of sound body and mind,
hereby leave Heenal Patel
adventures in Durham and my
Student Ambassador jacket,
Mallory Lowe my firiendly
disposition, Tomi Ladipo my
judging looks and intense track
practice, and Christopher Yuan
my Mr. Uni Taxi as well as my
desk chair. I’m gonna miss you
guys!
I, Sri Sure, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby
leave Amber Woodington
trips to • Ninth Street and
bubble tea; Grace Guo Dance
Marathon publicity; Julia Hu
and Abby' Smith the joys of
being a Physics TA; Nirmala
Shivakumar the rain garden and
PFM cucumbers; Jingyi Zhang
ethics bowl study sessions and
depressing Spanish stories; and
Heenal Patel gold eyeshadow
and bhangra hugs.
I, Abby Thurman,
bdng of sentimental mind and
sleep-deprived body, hereby
bequeath all of my worldly
possessions to next year’s
seniors as I travel to the Great
Beyond. To Catherine Farmer,
the legitimate captainship of
the cross country team. To
Meredith Dorminey, Taylor
Swift runs and knowing all the
lyrics to songs. To Will Duncan,
Laura Goodman, and all my
other MUN babies an awesome
club and the responsibility
to win DUMUNC next
year. To Jovan Baslious, the
Ellwanger/Thurman collection
of Esperanto writings. Kuregi
fasti! To Blair Killian, food
fests and astro homework. To
Kanan Shah, responsibilities
of writing tutoring to next
year’s juniors. To Kim Ngo,
late nights, fast runs, my
knowledge of the Vietnamese
language, and the privilege
of living next to the coolest
kids on campus. To the future
occupants of GRL 007, holes
in the wall, surprises in the
ceiling, and a toilet that doesn’t
flush. Adiau kaj bona sanco!
I, Emmalee Todd, of
questionably sound mind
and body, hereby bequeath
the following: To AbaGayle
Younts, the unicorn hat, as
well as the knowledge that
hammocks can be hung
under lofted beds, clothes
are overrated, and the “add
water” instructions on most
foods can be ignored; to Jenna
Reynolds, whatever is left on
that Starbucks gift card and
the fond recollection of many
random hugs; to Annie Walker,
an lOU for that cake I promised
and gratitude for explaining
“yellow car;” to Annie Jo
Buchanan, the irrefutable fact
that you are awesome; to Chris
Lagaly, the fond memories of
your time as the human space
heater; to Fourth Bryan, all the
love and leftover barbecue I
possess; to everyone who has
ever visited the 408, an idea of
how not to clean your room;
and to the entire school, the
confidence to wear pajama
pants every day
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