the stentorian I ncssm
senior wills
may 2013 5
I, Jeffrey An, being of
sound body and mind, do
hereby leave Vany Nguyen my
younger brother (who will make
a wonderful junior brother),
Zaeh Bradshaw chocolate chip
cookies, Jonathan Mafquardt
cereal and ice cream on a plate,
Duncan Brown a bag of dried
cherries and his gift from the
beginning of the year (the
two are not related), Dallas
Warren and Kim Ngo my love
of Taylor Swift (which far
surpasses theirs), and Chatham
Ellwanger a complete and
perfect Baby.
I, Marc Arrambide,
leave my hype and energy
to Elliot Holliday (aka DJ
Blackjack): go hard with your
mixers next year, make it
thunderstorm during 4th West
next year and follow your
musical instincts. I also leave
my love for musical theater,
music arranging, late nights
and acapella to Simon Wolf:
You’ve got some long weeks
ahead of you in your senior
year, but I know you will rise
up to the challenge like you
always do. No matter how
tough it may get or how many
sacrifices you have to make,
don’t ever sacrifice yourself
and what you love. Finally, I
leave my showmanship, my
style, but mostly my passion
for guitar to Andrew Adams.
Always play to the rhythm
of your heart (or love), never
forget who you are, and dream
big. I know where you want to
go in life and I want to see you
at the top of it!
I, Kristen Bagley, being
of quirky mind and ordinary
body, do bequeath to all
members of the Initiative an
enthusiasm for all shows. To
Carson, I leave the articles
of clothing I ate and bumper
stickers. To Elizabeth, elf
coffee. To Yvonne, meat. To
Jay, ‘Hai’. To Paul, tape and
Hawaiian shirts. To Jesse,
a million positive sticky
notes. To Adam, I leave data
bus tickets, the institution
of breakfast, and an eternal
sibling love.
I, Tori Baker, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Bryon Spells,
Travis McKay, Jumangie
Smith, Russell Aryeetey, Ben
Carlin, and James Hawkins all
of my love; and Ciera Cipriani
funny faces, sounds, and PFM
dinner.
I, Emily Barbee, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave Katie Morris Band-Aids
and disinfectant, Gabrielle
Beaudry an impeccable
memory, Vanessa Ponce all the
candy in her candy bowl, Abby
Schatzman an endless supply
of hugs, Lucy Su a shower that
is longer than 2 minutes. Trey
Faddis an Australian accent,
and Nitika Arora plenty of egg
free cupcakes.
1, Haleigh A. Baxter,
being of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Mallory Carnes
all my cheerleading back spot
power and nervous laughter,
Ciera Cipriani memories of
eating dinner in the PFM, my
feet on her pillow and my
confessions of a teenage drama
queen, Carrie Wright THE
NEW ANIMAL CROSSING,
PRAISE THE LORD, norts-
and my senioritis, Josie Daniel
my sassiness, all of the Miley
Cyrus albums and good taste
in denim, Kara Wheeler my
domestic abilities and my first
racquet ball experience, the
new TRI-ROYALL RLAs,
Kara Wheeler, Nicole Ward
and Kanan Shah I leave the
awesomeness of being a
Royall RLA and my ability
to be late to every possible
RLA duty, to First Royall I
leave an abundance of joy and
sisterhood! And to all juniors,
I leave a fantastic senior year!
I, Chris Bobbe, being of
a sociable mind, do give Josh
Rees-Jones an almost-high-
five; of an athletic mind, I
wish him, Mitch and Maureen
speed and further success. Of a
literary mind, I offer Bradley
my praise for his poetry and
singing, and of an adventurous
mind, I wish continued
good luck and good food for
Jaehyeong Lee. In energetic
spirits, I present caffeine to
Matias Horst, whose company
I truly value at any time of
day; in an anatomical elan,
I wish Rachel and Mia good
health and plenty of cats.
Of a mathematical brain, I
leave late-night study notes
for Soham and Ian, always
thankful for their perceptive
problem solving, real help, and
off-campus food trips. To Amy,
Chelsey, and Richard Lu, and
to all the orchestra; to Alison,
Kelly, Jessica, KidZNotes, and
everyone in Measures for the
Future—I’d give any amount,
to laugh and play music again.
I, Felicia Branch, of
sound mind and judgment,
do hereby leave my room
to Lindsey Locklear and
Shayna Jacobs; the ability and
creativity skills of an amazing
RLA to Sheridan Earnhardt,
H’Kera K’tul, and Lindsey
Locklear. I leave the alto
section and the lovely melodies
of the Colours Gospel Choir to
Kelsey, Andria, and Elamta. I
leave Africa Fest to the loving
juniors in H.O.P.E , N. I. A,
and Legacy. I leave my baby
unicorn and RLA clip board to
Lindsey.To the lovely ladies of
First Beall I leave deep love,
admiration, and two of the best
years of my life.
I, Katherine Brey, being
of sound mind and bciy, do
hereby leave all of the stupid
ideas in world (as well as all
of my love) to Maggie Caruso
because it is 11:59 on the night
these are due and she is a super
cool. Yep!
I, Burton Burrows
being of sound mind and
body, do hereby leave to Karl
trips to Joe’s and great talks.
To Andrew the drive to do
accomplish everything you
want to next year. To Chatham
the ability to survive if even
barely. To Zack, HT, Kevin,
and Gabe all my knowledge
and love, know that I believe
in each of you 100% and
if you ever need anything
just ask. To the Promethean
Players remember where you
started, but don’t be afraid to
branch out. To Ms. Blaine:
Thank you. To Sean I give you
back the ability to survive. To
my wonderful junior sister
Meredith I give crazy dances,
ridiculous outfits, hallway
shuns, and a j-bro who is at
least half as awesome, as you
were. '
I, Jay Buchanan, being
of questionable soundness in
all areas, do hereby bequeath
humanities mentorship and
math lamentations to Philip,
Miller papers to Kanan,
and K-haus hosting and
care to Jesse and Paul. To
Laura, I apologize for being
a horrible senior brother. I
leave bathroom-bonding
discussions to Jonathan, bouts
of uncontrollable laughter to
Lindsay, fond ihemories of
the THREE classes we shared
to Madelyn, and eyerolling in
math to Dallas and Tomi. To
David, I leave love for SG and
hatred for standardized testing,
as well as the little bit of utter
insanity we share. To Josie I
leave only love...also pizza...
also worries...! know it’s a
struggle. I leave Erika our
unclothed, Russian-identifying
Ethiopian pet rock, Guadalupe)
and the greatest hopes for joy
as an Ambassador. I leave a
theater obsession, a mutual
appreciation for beautiful
things, and my Student
Ambassador jacket to Simon.
I leave Annie Jo the Buchanan
legacy, with all faith that she
will do the family proud (and
let’s face it, you’ll never really
be free from me! Big Brother
is watching). To everyone
else I leave unlimited love
and hopes, as well as almost-
unreachably high expectations.
Oh, and my time turner goes to
whoever finds it first.
I, Vincent Cahill, being
of sound mind and body, in
conjunction with Mr. Harris
Alexander Hodges Short, do
hereby bequeath the legacy,
holdings, and offshore financial
accounts of The Cloud to Mr.
Chatham Ellwanger, Mr. Zack
Polizzi, and Mr. Karl Widney.
May The Cloud continue to
always have a stocked fridge,
late nights, and plenty of
tomfoolery. I leave the title of
World’s Greatest Attache to
Mr. Andrew Lash. Be sure to
treat the title with the same
respect and veneration that I
always maintained. To the next
Director of State Relations,
best of luck to you. Be carefui
with Facebook and watch lots
of Community! I leave the
racquetball dominion to Ms.
Kim Ngo and Mr. Andrew
Peterson, who together form
the best Junior racquetball
team of all time. Lastly, I leave
my telescope, Panini maker,
bachelor’s seat, various facial
expressions. Sports Illustrated
subscription, sea urchin.
Democratic ideals, Ben and
Jerry’s franchise. Presidential
election win streak,. pots,
Jon Stewart season discs,
elaborate hand motions, and
ITunes library to Ms. Madeline
Finnegan.
I, Elizabeth Carbone,
being of sound mind and
body, bequeath the following
entities: to Maddie, navigating
the Tornado Dorm Room;
To Mary Boyd, accidentally
lengthy and entertaining visits
to the Tornado Dorm Room;
to Annie Jo, complainofests;
to Jay, Fife, Joe’s, and purely
academic papers; to AbaGayle,
the pulling together of musical
ensembles; to Jesse, the pulling
together of Shakespeares;
to Emily, sixteenth-century
catfights; to Carson, twenty-
first century brofights; to
Yvonne, an enthusiasm for
mixed-up music; to Kristen,
an enthusiasm for adventuring;
and to all members of the
Initiative: an enthusiasm for
shows.
I, Landon Carter, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Sammy
Luo the unsolved problems
of combotops; Chris Yuan
hilarious recording sessions
with the 201 triple in the wee
hours of the night; and the
rest of the Rchem class many
confused stares at complicated
chemistry - you guys will do
that to your juniors as well.
I, Maggie Caruso, being
of cheerful mind and body
do hereby leave Katie Brey a
neurologically brilliant fish
and the best roommate ever
award; Emma a water bear and
an old soul; Hillary duct tape
and cheese cloth; Tischan 500
miles; Sravya Japanese kanji
and small cute things; Armie
Walker an independent who
likes to talk; Gabe Schweizer
a water gun and latin textbook;
Randi a constant smile; Ms
Moose I leave Greece-ancient,
present, and future; to Dr
Allen all of my gratitude for
one of the best independent
miniterms ever; Fiona
mountain balconies, door locks
and excellent pictures; to my
fellow student ambassadors
early Saturday mornings and
sunrises; to Peter the yellow
fish on the biology floor a
thousand good mornings; to
Yohana I leave the Batmobile;
to Luckshume I leave Tom-
because that’s really all you
need in life; to Alex Thompson
a billion •“hellos”; to Isabel
Reid an awesome year of
chorale and smiles; Will
Duncan I leave trips around
the world and a perfect senior
year; and to NCSSM I leave
my 4 year old self.
I, Darria Chance, hereby
leave the little care I had left
for physics to Paul Smith; the
power of Lane 2 to Hunter
Rideout and Julia Yu; and any
sassiness 1 ever gave out to
Tomi Ladipo.
I, Alison Chang, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Nirmala an
executioner to threaten bad
housekeepers, all the fries
and cucumbers in the world,
and best wishes to spread
happiness (with Mengmeng
and Vany) through Random
Acts of Kindness; Paul and
David all of my love and
my appreciation for being
the sweetest, happiest, and
quirkiest boys I know; the
ladies of Greynolds, memories
of running to MMM, late nights
in the lounge, and being bad at
IMs; Ashwin, awkward hellos
and telling Morrison to hit you
with his hammer; Kelly, Selina,
and Elizabeth, memories of
starting a new school together;
Katherine, late night exercise
sessions with Jillian and talk
shows; Sam, truth talks and
bad pickup lines; Chelyn,
weekly trips to Bali Hai, all the
cupcakes in the school store,
and ... I forgot; and my pet
squirrel. Sherry, 2am karaoke
sessions, shower parties,
tucking each other in, trips to
the vending machine, smiles,
hugs, laughter, and meow!
I, Yvonne Chazal, being
of sound mind and dance body,
hereby leave the following:
to Katelyn and Catherine, the
studio and excessive Florence;
to Mary Boyd, lazy nights
and movies in bed; to Emily,
cumbersome mic stands and my
spot on the Woolworth floor; to
Annie Jo, the legendary blue
jacket with the M; to Maddie,
the 3BL techie legacy and
hysterical, frustrated laughter;
to Sarah (and I guess H.T.
too...), my spot at the sound
desk; to J-Ashe, indefinite
super-cool surprises'and voice
overs; to Evan, I lea\^nothing,
because you and my seniors
taught me everything; to the
Alliteration Crew, a headset
connection that will never be
broken; to the Tricycle, the
Greek alphabet and the most
amazing adventure of my life;
and to the Unholy Trinity, my
best memories of good music,
lentils, and ridiculousness with
two of the most interesting and
wonderful people I know.
I, Meghan Cole, being
of relatively sound mind and
body, leave’ to Madelyn and
Lindsay trips down Ninth
Street, long days in the lounge
“doing work”, talks about
summer camps, the healing
power of food, and the best
prom experience ever; to Mary
Boyd and Savannah long
aimless walks through Paris;
to the rest of the 3rd Beall
jimiors the ability to make 3rd
Beall the best hall on campus,
keep it that way; to McKenna,
Madden, Mona, Madelyn,
Carrie, Erin, Lily, Elizabeth,
Hannah, and Shayna the soccer
team and the hopes to another
great season; and finally to
Andrew, the hopes of finding a
junior sister better than me.
I, Frances Cundiff,
being of sound mind and
body, leave Grace the duties
as NCSSM DECA president.
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