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May 3017
SENIOR WILLS
The Stentorian I NCSSM
Gabrielle Adams
- I leave the 2C elbow &
“sleeping” during in-room to
Hannah. To Joe, I leave the
publicity committee, forgetting
to get Joe’s, & meeting 33% of
the way. To Maggie I leave
C208, All Halls, and being “a
little eccentric.” And finally, I
leave Dr. Sheck, final papers,
& the lab challenge to Tyler.
Jonah Andrews - To
Andrew, Ayden, and Wyeth I
leave 103 and the TV stand we
found on 9th street. To Mark,
I leave The Hillandale Club.
To Worth, Aayush, Hunter, and
Stone, I leave the diamond.
To Taylor Beaman, I leave the
image of New Bern at NCSSM
because I know Andrew can’t
be trusted with it. And to those
living on First Hunt next year,
I leave the ability to get caught
for in-room but never catch a
level, and to keep the legacy
of First Hunt going for another
year.
wearing shirts longer than
your shorts and knowing your
mom would roast you at any
given moment for how you’re
living your life; Meg Etowski
always being the last one to
come in to class but the first
one out and TTS’ing as much
as possible; and Joe Benson
great relationships with junior
siblings, all the physics help
you’ll need and anything/
everything else you need for a
lit senior year.
Katie Bames - Hey there
Anja (on yeet, a horrified
voice, dumblydore)! I can’t
believe that we’ve been Mends
for a whole year now - time
sure does fly by! Thanks for
always being there for me
when I need to rant about life
or a book I’ve read or some
awesome new music or some
anime or whatever. I’ll miss
you a lot when I go to Boston
(but if you get into MIT then
you can visit me all the time!).
the juniors of HOPE and
NIA, I leave you fraternity,
community, and black
excellence. To the all esteemed
members of the blintuplet, I
leave to you many sleepless
nights, and all of my expertise
in the form of a book. To
Lauren, Tafui, Erika, and Ava, I
leave to you the knowledge that
it does get better. To my hall,
I leave you everything, since
y’all are my everything. I leave
my soul in BR201,1 leave my
independence to Officer Josh
Dean— who always seemed to
have perfect timing. I leave late
night annoyances to Wesley
Morris, and my love to Gerri
Odum. The rest goes to those
unnamed, but never forgotten.
I, Kimberly Baxter
leave to Kat and Audrey
my room and all the good
memories that come with it;
to Josie I leave “one week”...
chitckity china the Chinese
chicken....; to Nalin I leave the
I have nothing left to give
-D. Conner Borkowski
I, Riley Brozovsky,
being of sound mind and
body, do hereby leave Willa
Holt cursed RapMon images
and finishing each other’s
sentences, thoughts, and
memes; Tamar McMahon an
invitation to live with me at
any time and a legacy of being
the best senior sibling; Danny
Chau hypothetical fights at
inane hours of the morning
(square up, don’t forget);
Adam Cogdell the best dang
girlfriend on the planet; and
the 2017-2018 drama board
this advice: the first step to
any good theatre programme is
to have fun and be yourself I
love you all, and I’m so proud
of the things you’ve done and
the things you have yet to
accomplish!
I, Robin Chen, being of
the Class of 2018 residents of
2nd Hill.
I, Jennifer Daiker, leave
Emily Holmes my Drama
Board position and peach
milkshakes, leave Rachel
Morrow my hall relic and the
goss, and leave Maddie and
Shelby my room and all the
scrapes and stains I’ve added.
I, Miguel de los Reyes,
bequeath the following; To
computer science club, I leave
imperfect algorithms and even
less perfect code. To Ellen,
Esther, Bob, Wes, Zhang,
and the rest of SMUF, I leave
determination, teamwork, hype
chants, and a sick low-release
flick. To Vibhu, my chem
angel, I leave the spirit of A
block A plus and the whimsical
experience of not paying
attention in class. To Gandhar,
the baby of 2W, I leave the
ability to understand what’s
I, BT Babatunde, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave to Anjiya Valliani
and Lauren Lim all nighters
to finish homework because
you played yourselves; Azaria
Woods getting too lit about
UNC literally all the time;
Erika Shinpaugh talking crap
about people/teachers even
though we hardly have our
lives together; Tafui Leggard
stressing about the little things
even though it always works
out at the end; Ona Ojo jokes
about life with AMcan parents
and always being the first
in line for hall snaek; Siona
Kshirsagar staying woke and
calling people out on their
bs 100% of the time; Javier
Scott getting Dr. Monahan to
provide fi'ee meals and being
an honorary TA; Elikem Dodor
In my will I leave to you all
of the motivation that I had
before May 2017 - I hope this
motivation will boost what you
already have and help you kick
butt senior year. Love you!
I, Louise Crystal Batta,
being of semi-sound mind and
body, do hereby leave my most
esteemed positions to qualified
members of my community.
Swing/UniFans captains
(even you Mark!) and RLAs;
please carry on my legacy with
fortitude! I leave you stress,
and reward in these positions.
To my sons on 3W, I leave you
hours of laughter and roasts,
pride, and joy. To the 4W
juniors: Tyler, Smolby, Jonah
and Jalen, I leave to you many
nights of pointless adventures
and eountless memories. To
constant desire for happiness
and smiling; to Katie I leave
“Dr. Cantrell’s Quotes”; to
Carla I leave the hammock
spot; to Emily I leave all the
food in the world because “a
girl’s gotta eat”; to Forrest I
leave calculus. All of it; and
last but not least, I leave Ayds
the ability to be a better senior
sibling than I was.
I, Carson Bockoven,
being of sound body, mind,
and soul, do hereby leave
Aimee Dalsimer my defensive
skills; Abby Mays my legacy
as being the coolest kid from
Hendersonville High; Maddie
Brown my rad fashion and
RLA skills; and lastly to Ayden
Yankow and Anya Alythea, I
leave my gender.
dubious mind and body, do
hereby leave my possessions
to the following: to Alexander
John Stewart I leave my
cuttlefish, enormous nail, and
lastly, all of my late night angst;
to Anthony Michael Caropolo,
I give my promiscuous Alton,
my foam finger, and my
undying love for communism.
I, Michael Cooper, do
hereby leave the NCSSM
Sibling Program to Wesley
Block and Timothy Navarro,
the 2nd Hill Penthouse 214
to Wesley Block and Moshe
Ikechukwu, the NCSSM
Astronomy Club to Savannah
Cary and Alex Stewart,
and my beloved Project
#FEEDTHESTREETZ and
love for Hamburger Helper to
right and what’s easy. To Sahil,
my son, I leave dry witticisms.
Fantastic Mr. Fox, and more
naps. To Paris, the best junior
sister I didn’t deserve, I leave
happiness, confidence, and
all the sibling love I can give.
You’ll all be wonderful. Thanks
for everything.
I,
Christian DeSimeme,
being of sound body and mindi
do hereby leave Elizabeth
Farmer cheese 9ubes, lipped
purses, and stalker pies; Fatima
and Abby the many fights on the
roof at 4:20am; Jaek McArthur
many cursed images and late
nights; Molly Klenzaccque
people over 6 feet tall; Kathryn
and Maggie plenty of sweat.
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