PAGE TWO THE LEXHIPEP MARCH], 1922 The Lexhipep Published Semi-Monthly by the Lexington High School Subscription Rates $1.00 Per Year in Advance. Advtrcising Rates Upon Request. EDITORIAL STAFF ROBT. SINK Editor-in-Chief EILZABETH DAVIS, Athletic Editor ANNIE WILSON Exchange Editor HUGH KEPLEY, Associate Editor LESTER SMITH Associate Editor STAFF OF MANAGERS CHAS DAVIS Manager KATHERINE KALE Asst. Manager JAMES YOW, Asst. Manager FLOYD YOUNG Asst. Manager MISS ETHEL BROWN ..Censor MISS BESSIE MAY WALKER Censor LEXINGTON, N. C. MARCH 1, 1922. HI HAPPENINGS There is being formed a tennis club in the High School by certain mem bers of the senior class. Tennis is not new here but we believe this will be a great improvement over the ef forts of a few' years ago. Material is being collected for a first class court, w'hich w'ill be com pleted as soon as possible. We now' have fifty prospective members. Rules and regulations will be drawn up by the club and tourna ments w'ill be held between sets and also individuals. We are not closing with the present members by any means', but we want just as many more members as we can get, so if you are interested in tennis, either as a beginner or as an advanced player, join our club im mediately and enjoy with us a good game of tennis. # 4: * Ht Altho many of the old players of last year have gone, there is still much material for a. baseball team. We lack a pitching staff, but w'e’re relying on Ijeonard for a start. An infield may ),e selected from Dick and Loo Leon ard, Shoaf, Andrews and Zimmerman. The outfield from Anderson, Miller and Cope. The team has uniforms and a good ball diamond in the Pair Grounds. No coach, however, is available. * * * * Come on, boys and girls, let’s put out a real Hi debating team. We can do it, it’s not such a hard job; it just takes practice. Don’t give as an ex cuse that you can’t debate, because you can. Just get behind it and push it ahead and you’ll soon find out that you have the hang of the w'hole w'orks. Dont back out because you are a “fresh” or a “soph.” If you are either of these, by a little practice you can debate as W'ell as a junior or perhaps even a dignified senior. So think it over and for the school’s sake come out wdth your debate. ^ * Miss Brown recently requested that everybody in the senior class write an original article or poem. .After looking over the ijapers she selected “Doc’s” as being the best one in the bunch. This was quite unus ual, but nevertheless she thought for once “Doc” had really done some thing w'orth while. On her English class she began to read his paper and show' the other pupils what an excellent poem it was, when one of the puils said, “Why, that very poem is in the Literary Di gest.” * * * * It w'as announced last week that letters would be sent to the parents of those pupils “flunking” examinations. The pupils then made the announce ment that they would do their best to intercept those letters. It appears that friction is about to develop. * * * # Last Friday the girls of the Senior Class decided that they w'ould pull something over on the boys, w'ho, by the way, are their most important ri vals for senior honors—they, in their old age, decided to take a rapid flight back to childhood, w'hich they did by donning many-colored hair ribbons. Miss Wilson says according to their actions that day it w'as decidedly a success. A HIGH SCHOOL ROMANCE. Vi HAT IS THIS—BEI E MONDAY"? Milcli'ccl Conrad, ’22 When the w'holg darn w'orld is cross eyed, .And when your sense of humor is lame. And things all go upside dow'n -And you get all the blame; When your heart is sore and your Brain gets sprained. And everybody is down on you. And life appears one big, blank spot— That’s what I call just blue. Ylartlia Bragaw, ’24 The other day as I sat warming my hands over some Cowles, I heard someone say, “Y^ow! Help!” I jump ed up and said, “YV'arc are you?” “Here on the VYhilser” (wall, sir). I looked and saw' a hand Beckon me to follow'. “This is Jolly,” I said, “hut very Strange.” I jumped into my Ford and was driven to Troy by my Brown Slioaf-er (Chauffeur), where I was met by a White Free-inan, who said to me, “If you don’t hurry, Ella Ylay Sink into the YY’aters of the Springs.” I increased my speed in spite of the fact that Brantley was Barr-ing the w'ay by a rope made of Sheets. When I reached the Springs, I took one of the Potts standing near Andrew (and drew) some Redwine. I then began to Hunt for the lady who was in danger and I found her in a garden where grew a great deal of Kale. My Ford being out of fix I drove her home in a Hackney coach. On the W'ay she was stung by a Fara- bee but I cheered her up by paying her the money I had been Owen her. We were married by a Kirknian and I hope shall live happily all the rest of our lives. ATHLETIC NEWS BOYS Lexington boys basketball team played three games week before last. They played all these games on the opponents’ floors. The first game W'as played at Leaks- ville, where they lost, with a score of 5 7 to 3 8. At Durham the score w'as 3 8 to 17, in Durham’s favor, but at Burlington our boys pulled a victory. This was the roughest game the Lex ington team has played. The score at the end w'as 24 to 29. -Ylbeniarle Defeats Lexington. Tough luck, w'asn’t it? But just the same, no one can say we didn’t play a clean, fair game. • The school support was the best yet! The yells were fine, and Bob LePevre yelled with a cow bell. Between the halves Shoafy led the snake dance. The yells were led by Read Barbee and Reynolds Shoaf. Lexington started out by throwing the first goal and at one time we were five points ahead. At the end of the first half Albermarle was one point ahead. In the second half the ball rolled