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THE LEXHIPEP
DECEMBER 17, 1937
LEXI PEPSIES
Q. What would you say if you say
Eddie Duchin Kissing somebody?
A. Duchin’s smooching.
Q. What do you call a Doctor going
into a Pawn Shop?
A. Docjr’in Hock.
Q. What would you call Louise’s
hat?
A. Kirby’s derby.
Q. What would you call Harold
Fritts’ little dog?
A. Fritts Spitzs.
Q. What would you call Sis Hinkles
permanent?
A. Hinkles Crinkles.
Q. What would you call Bobbie
Green’s frankfritters?
A. Greenies Wieners.
Q. What would you call Carl after
the banquet?
A. Parks Sparks after Dark.
Q. What would you call Charlie
after he got a licking?
A. Phelps Yelps Welps.
Q. What would you call Fred with
his pants torn?
A. Embarrassed Harris.
Q. What would you call Mussolinis
dog?
A. Duces poochie.
Q. What would you call Clara Ann’s
jokes?
A. Miller’s Killers.
Q. What would you call Ed’s jokes?
A. Dumb puns.
Q. What is Bob Cherry?
A. Snow’s beau.
ANSWERS TO LAST
MONTH’S QUESTIONS
1. Mrs. Bingham.
2. Being elected to the honor so
ciety.
3. Virginia Beck.
4. Dick Johnson.
5. Pat Leonard.
6. Mrs. Shackford (Miss Johnson).
7. Mrs. Cuthrell.
8. Typing, bookkeeping, shorthand
and salesmanship.
9. Cliff DeLapp, Bob White.
10. Miss Shephard.
WE WISH TO EVERYONE A
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A
HAPPY NEW YEAR
WE ALSO WISH YOU TO VISIT
US DURING THE HOLIDAYS
AND HAVE YOUR SHOES
REPAIRED
FAMILY SHOE HOSPITAL
C. ELMER CROUSE, Prop.
“Where Price and Quality Meet”
S. Main Street Phone 2747
MERRY CHRISTMAS
DAIRY LUNCH
EATS AND DRINKS
SPORTS RETURNS
Phone 304 Lexington, N. C.
AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
Furniture
Funeral Directors
R. C. A. RADIOS
PIEDMONT
FURNITURE CO.
PHONE 366
N. MAIN ST.
WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY
If Kenneth were Streets Instead of
Rhodes.
If Jane were None instead of Moore.
If Ed were Looser instead of Gaines.
If Skinny were Beans instead of
Corn.
If Prances were Cutter instead of
Peeler.
If Earl were a tulip instead of Rose
If (Miss) Bernice were Pear instead
of Apple.
If Rita were Dull instead of Sharpe.
If Jean were Hot instead of Cole.
If Sis were Black instead of White.
If Tom were Old instead of Young.
If E. H. were Christmas instead of
Easter.
If Willis were Stew instead of Fry.
If George were Smooth instead of
Ruff.
If Janie were Partbrook instead of
Allsbrook.
If Odessa were Rain instead of Snow.
If Lewis were Merchant instead of
Farmer.
If Leonard were Queen instead of
King.
If Mildred were Horn instead of Bell.
If Clara Ann were Baker instead of
Miller.
If (Miss) Elaine were Aduit instead
of Childs.
If Laurel Ruth were Squad instead
of Team.
If Ruth were Washtub instead of
Sink.
If Nancy were a Private- Room in
stead of a Ward.
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM
CROUSE SHOE SHOP
W. 2nd Ave. Phone 2267
CHRISTMAS CANDIES
OF ALL KINDS
HOME CANDY KITCHEN
N. Main Street
SELECT YOUR
CHRISTMAS GIFTS AT
PARKER-MILLER CO.
“THE JEWELERS”
Lovely Elgin Classic, gold filled case
and band. $32.50 ®
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS
OF THE MONTH
1. Miss Shepherd.
2 Charles B. Ay cock and Dr. Buch-
annon.
3. Ralph Morris.
4. Marguerite Thomason.
5. Sis Clodfelter.
6. “Stork” Wagner.
7. Carl Parks.
8. Miss Craven.
9. Miss Lillian Pugh.
10. Me.
SINK & GREEN
Wholesale and Retail Groceries
Phone 361 Lexington, N. C.
Belk's
VISIT OUR
TO YLAND
Compliments of
G. ARTHUR THOMASON
GENERAL CONTRACTING
MERRY CHRISTMAS
QUALITY
BEAUTY
SHOP
Service, Quality and
Satisfaction
OVER J. F. WARD CO.
Phone 540
AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
Gifts For Every Member of
the Family
CONRAD & MARTIN
WISHING YOU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS
Get Your Christmas Cigars
from us
THE DUGOUT
The Best to Eat and Drink
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS
LEONARD & TROUTMAN
AUTO SERVICE
— Gas and Oils —
Phone 562 W. 2nd Ave.
McCRARY
—ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES—
Phone 434 G. E. McCrary, Prop.
Get Your
CHRISTMAS GROCERIES
From
H. G. FRITTS GROCERY
W. 2nd Ave. Phone 317
PICKETT AND GREEN
“The Shop for Men”
Wishing You A
Merry Christmas
COBLE DAIRY PRODUCTS
COMPLIMENTS OF
LEONARD
CLEANERS
“Lexington’s Largest
and
Leading Cleaners”
PHONE 588
BE DIFFERENT-Give
Photographs This Christmas
Sittings by December 20th . . . Photographs
Finished by December 24th
MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TODAY
Phone 2207
H. Lee Water's Studio
1181 South Main Street Lexington, N. C.