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THE LEXHTPEP
MARCH 19, 1942
A. SAPP’S FIBBLES
By A. Sapp
Many a girl has stopped by the
wayside because, because that’s the
only place her boy friend would park.
Jeanne: So you have learned to
love me?
Charlie: Yes, I’ve been watching
how all the other boys do.
Little Willie: Baby, how would I
come out if I gave you a long, linger
ing kiss?
Little Ginny: Exhausted!
Nig L.: I had my nose broken in
four places.
Rusty C.: Well, you oughta keep
out of them places.
Ves. (Lover) Everhart: Do you know
what good clean fun is?
Ann M.: I’ll bite, what good is it?
Charlie Williams says if you want
to see a girl in her true light, put it
out.
Parks Easter says it’s all right to
tell a girl she has pretty ankles, but
don’t compliment her too highly.
Curley: What are those things?
Toby: Aw, them’s grapefruits.
Curley: It wouldn’t take many of
them to make a dozen, would it?
“Breathes there a man with soul so
dead
Who never turned around and said,
“Not bad.”
Fanny: Give me a man that’s good,
and kind, and true.
Peggy: Gimmie a man.
To keep out 4Qf the clink
Some ip.e n^ive ’em mink.
Miss Johnson: Now - - - If I sub
tract 22 from 45 what’s the difference?
B. Tritt: Yell! That’s what I say.
Who Cares?
Jeanne: You mean to tell me you
kissed him openly.
Jean: No, I closed my eyes.
People who live in glass houses
shouldn’t.
Bud W.: Darling, I love you.
Dot S.: My gosh the Jr. Sr. and you
get drunl^
We quarrel about the slightest things;
Tm all upset and harried.
We’re getting on each other’s nerves;
It’s time that we got married.
B. Barnes says don’t count your
chickens if you live near the main
highway.
Mrs. Hedrick: Are you a little boy
or a little girl?
Little Junior (innocently): What the
heck else would I be?
The only serious reflecting some girls
do is when they are on a polished
dance floor.
Some people’s idea of having a circus
is making a show of themselves.
, Sympathy is what one girl offers an
other in exchange for details.
Lib: You’re one of those terrible
lovers.
Toby: But, darling, I haven’t even
touched you.
Lib: Yes, and that’s terrible.
When women go wrong, men go right
after them.
When a girl is game, every boy wants
to play.
You need lots of sugar to fix up a
jam, says S. J. Easter.
Couples usually play with fire in
the cool of the night.
Miss Critcher says the itch to get
married has kept many an old maid
scratching for a husband.
James P. H.: Sweetheart, does my
love-making intoxicate you?
Peggy: No, half-pint.
Girls who stop at nothing have a
good start.
Fanny: Are you the bull of the
school?
Joe T.: That’s me, baby. Moo.
Mr .Sawyer: Statistics show that
musicians seldom commit suicide.
Bud Ward: How about their neigh
bors?
If every boy in the United States
could read girl’s mind, the gasolin^-'
consumption would drop off fifty perl
cent.
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