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September 29, i960
A SAPP’S FIBBLES
—CAROL C. AND CHARLES B.
Two freshmen boys were leaning against the corner of the school
building. “Dames,” sniffed Johnny Davis, “are a dime a dozen.”
“Gee,” exclaimed Perry Leonard, “and all this time I’ve been
buying jelly beans!”
Guy: “Why don’t you play golf with Bill any more?”
Vic: “Would you play golf with a fellow who puts down the wrong
score and moves the ball back when you aren’t watching?”
Guy: “No.”
Vic: “Well, neither will Bill.”
“Oh, what a lovely cow,” said Kay Powell to Mr. Clark on 9
sociology trip. “But why hasn’t it any horns?”
“There are many reasons,” replied Farmer Clark. “Some cows
do not have horns until later in life, others have them removed, while
still other breeds are born without them. This one does not have
horns because it is a horse.”
Genne says no man is completely worthless. He can always serve
as a horrible example.
Rody’s thought for the day—Lives there a man so abnormal that
he can’t be stirred by a low-back formal?
Pat Hankins to Monica. “There isn’t much to see in Lexington but
what you hear makes up for it.
Mary Merinda writes to Ken:
“Dear Ken, I hope you are not still angry. I want to explain
that I was really joking when I told you I didn’t mean what I said
about reconsidering my decision not to change my mind. Please be
lieve I really mean this. Love, Mary.”
Gail Parks to Judy Rakes, “He has a photographic mind, but
nothing ever develops!”
Coach Price asked a class, “What’s a ‘good sport’?”
A spohomore answered, “A good sport is a guy who’s no good
at any kind of sport like basketball or tennis or football or swimming,
so the only thing left for him is to be a good sport.”
If you can’t laugh at our jokes of the age, laugh at the age of
our jokes!
Hotel clerk: Did you take a bath?
Charles Crouse: No, is one missing?
School Motto: Laugh and the class laughs with you, but you stay
in alone.
Waiter: How would you like your rice?
Miss Matthews: Thrown at me, young man, thrown at me.
Of all the surprises none can compare with
Taking a step in the dark
On a step that isn’t there.
Bobo: Why did you say your school grades were under water?
Alley Cat: ’Cause they’re all below “C” level.
Mrs. Hedrick: Why don’t you answer when I call your name?
Larry Kirkman: I nodded my head.
Mrs. Hedrick: You don’t expect me to hear the rattle all the
way up here, do you?
Two ants were running at a great rate across a cracker box.
“Why are we going so fast?” asked one.
“Don’t you see it says tear along the dotted line?”
Mama Mosquito: If you children are real good. I’ll take you to
a nudist colony tonight.”
Mrs. Tate: Here you see the skull of a chimpanze, a very rare
speciman. There are only two in the country. One is in the National
Museum and I have the other.
Grouse hunter no. 1: “Hey, you hit my wife.”
Grouse hunter no. 2: “Sorry, old bean. Have a shot at mine over
there.”
Excerpt from Arkansa’s hillbilly’s diary:
March 15: Rain’, can’t go huntin’!
March 16: Still rain’, can’t go hunting’!
March 17: Still rain’, shot Grandma.
I love to do my homework;
It makes me feel so good;
I love to do exactly
As my teachers say I should.
I love my schoolwork very much,
I never miss a day;
And I even love the men in white
Who are taking me away.
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