Fage Two
HIGH LIFE
January 16, las,
HIGH LIFE
Published Weekly, Except Holidays, by the Students of the Greensboro
High School. Greensboro, N. C.
Founded by the Class of '21
Chabteb
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Entered as Second-Class Matter at the Post Office, Greensboro, N. C.
STAFF
Bditor-inrChicf — Olivia Branch
Editor - — Goldie Goss
Uutincan Mmumcr - Wyatt McNairy
Aasiatant Uitalncsa Majinyer James Doubles
SPECIAL EDITORS
Bporta Editor — - - — Ernest White
Tupina Editor Ballard May
Art Editors Lynwood Burnette, David Morrah
Feature Editor Grace Hobbs
Exchange Editor - - Frances Kernodle
ASSISTANT EDITORS
Frank Abernathy Otis Phillips
Madeline Wilhelm Henry Bngley
TYPISTS
Mary Butler Lee Vanstory Katherine Davis
REPORTERS
Flltnore Wilson Cynthia Pipkin Eleanor Watson
Marguerite Le Fort Edith Latham Joyce Heritage
Ruby Blalock -Tuck Brown
FACULTY ADVISERS
Mrs. Alma G. Coltrane Mr. Byron A. Haworth
Miss Katherine Pike
Graduation
When graduation nears, there is always a feeling of hesitancy
about leaving G. 11. S. Some may think that the fact that their college
life is beginning should overwhelm the reactions to the fact that you
arc leaving a place that will always stay in a graduating senior’s mind.
However, all the good times and all the sly pranks and all the jokes that
have been expected during the past four or more years prove to be a
binding tie to high scliool.
The other students of this institution will miss you. There will be
no one to do all the work and no one to look up to, unless it is the next
class and they it always seems so young and inexperienced that one can
hardly realize that they are seniors. Your place will he hard to fill and
nil will miss your guiding knowledge.
However, the college days are to be looked forward to. Soon you
will forget old G. H, S, and almost all the things tliat had happened
there when you were a high school student.
Now that you have completed a difficult course of your years under
direct leadership, you are ready to start on the third lap of your life.
This will he hard and probably some will fall by fJie way side. There
will he no direct leadership, no favoritism, no one tliat helps you. Yon
will lie on your own hook, and may the training that yon received in
G. H. S. be helpful to you in your hoped-for success. If you think you
have worked hard and long in high school, you will be astounded by
the difference of collide life. It is much harder, and every thing
depends on the type of character that you have been making for the
past several years in your old high school days.
Remember that to whatever college you go, you represent the
cream of G, II. S. and you should bear this charge faithfully and
diligently.
The Past and the Future
The new year. 1931, has arrived for G. H. S. 1930 has been a very
successful year.
In the literary activities, 0. H. S. has discovered extraordinary
talent during the past season. Everyone seems to have worked hard
and done his best.
That is the past. The near future, next semester, will be what we
make it; no more and no less. We can keep up the good work, and
eipial our record for the past few months. Still bettor, we can work
harder, and open up broader fields of outside activities. We can make
our clubs more successful. We can improve our athletic activities by
going out for the various teams, and supporting those who are success
ful enougli to get on the teams.
Tlien, also, it is possible for us to quit. We can lay down on the
job, and let our difTeront organizations fall to pieces. Hut, as years of
successful high school life sliow, G. II. S, students are not likely to be
quitters, so the hopes’ for the new year are high, and the plans for
activities more numerous than ever. It is our duty and our privilege
to see that these plans are suecossfully carried out.
Benjamin Franklin
lienjamin Frankln, great pliilosophor, author, and scientist, was
horn in January. All through his life tliis groat diplomat and inventor
displayed a remarkahlo thoroughness in everything he did. When he
assumed a ta.sk, ho worked until tlio task completed. He was thorough
in his oonvietions, Ins actions, and in liis speech, It was this ehareter-
tcrisfic wkicli enabled liim lo obtain military aid from Fi'nnee for his
country during the Revolution. True, his responsibility was such as
to demand tliorouglmess, but even the smallest undertaking cannot be
successfully comj)letcd witliout tliis same characteristic.
For exnmjile, in higli school, it is the student who does not stop
until his outside as.sigumenl is done, wlio reeeives the "A” at the end
of the month. Likewise, in nihloties, it is the hoy or girl who attends
practice regularly, and carries out orders uinjuestioningly and ex-
jilicity. who make the first team. Also, after one has gone out into
the world, thoroughness is aKsolutely neecssary for either social or
financial sncces.s.
Using What IFe Have Learned
The honor system of Greensboro liigh'school is approaching the
crisis of its young life. Thi^ erisis'is examination time and it is ap
proaching very quickly. During examination week the students are
subject to a severe test not only in history, English, and other school
subjects, but they are put to a test of eluinietcr—on their honor. For
two mouths we have talked it up and have tried and have not tried,
to uphold this system that we brouglit on ourselves, No. that exami
nations are gradually inairing. everyone sliould he preparing for them.
Tlie person who is honest and fails has accomplished more than
the person who is dishonest and pns'ses even tliough he may not realize
it now. The disgrace that is eonueeted with failing through honesty
is not lialf as bad nor as lasting as the disgrace that comes with being
caught while elieatiug. Wlien the final grades are made out. we should
feel that no matter wliat they arc. we know tliat tliey repi-esent what
we have learned iiiul tlint they earned honestly. That feeling cannot
he secured unless the rules of our honor system are obeyed.
We’re in a jolly
>uld you like?
Oh, ho, Dear Public.,
mood today. What w
Some humor? We ain’t got no h
Something interesting? We aln’
nothing intereating. Something to till
up space? O. K.
“Hey, there, assistant editor, shoot
in some of that there poetry. We got
to satisfy our customers, ain’t
“O. K., Chief. Cornin’ right
There once was a traveling salesman
Who lived in a town far away—
“Say, what’s the idea? Don't you
know that’ll be censored? Try this
Mary sold her little lamb
And bought a little Ford,
But soon she had to hock the car
To pay her room and board.
And here’s the moral to this tale:
“If you’d avoid a jam,
It’s quite all right to sell a sheep.
But never sell a lamb.”
A COLUMNIST’S POST MORTEM
The columnist walked lightly up t
ye well-known pearly gates and rapped
for admittance.
“Who’s there?” asked Saint Pete
“James Note.”
“Aren’t you Ed Note’s brother?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I think you’re at the wrong
place. What's your occupation
“I was a columnist.”
“Oh, oh. I’m sure you’re at the wrong
Where am I supposed to be?’
'We’re not allowed to monti
ne of the place up here, but
there, you can take that elevator marked
'Down Only,” and tell the operator to
let you off at Hades.”
'Thank you, kind sir.”
'Oh, don’t mention it.”
'Hello, Mr. Elevator man.”
'Check. What’s your occupation?”
‘Column writer.”
‘The old man’ll be glad to see you.
They’re forming a columnist’s club down
'Ooh, goody.. I always was fond
club sandwiches.”
“Well, here we are.. Satan, this is
James Note.”
“Ah, I’m glad to see you. I’ve been
waiting for you for quite a while.
“How do you do, Satan? I’ve heard
quite a lot about you.”
‘Yes, I dare say. I’m pretty well
known among newspaper
'Gosh, It’s hot down here. Say, what
: you handing me that red flannel
underwear for?”
)h, everybody wears them h
Just a quaint old Hadean custom.'
'But why are all these tacks sewed
In them?”
There is a tack to represent each
pointless Joke that you told in your
column.”
“Golly, when my brother Ed gets his
they’ll look like a suit of armor.”
Satin drew back in surprise.
“What did you say that for?” he
thundered. “Don't you know we never
tell the truth in Hades? Well, you cant’
stay here. I’ll write you an admit card.
This’ll let you in Heaven. Now, git.”
“Y-yes, sir, Mr. Devil, Goodbye.”
If you can go to sleep on class
And loaf from day to day.
And never flunk or fall to pass,
And always make an “A".
If you don’t do but half the stuff
That you’re supposed to get, .
And still get good grades, that’s
enough—
You’re just a teacher's pot.
The rattlesnake’s a funny beast—
When any one draws near him.
He coils up ill a knot, and gets
So quiet you cannot hear him.
Then, if you get too close to him
or common safety’.s sake.
He sounds his little heep-boep liorn
So you’ll no chances take.
Beneath his shiny ,8enly skin •
(Altliough we’re often told
That rattlesnakes are tricky things)
There beats a heart of gold,
0, every time, you see one, friend,
He sure to kill the ‘critter”
If e'er you’d like to see the gold.
Or ever watch it glitter.
PAVORITE SAYINGS OP THE GREAT
1. “Pardon this lU'rsona! reforouco.”
(With Georgia accent.)
2. “Don’t bother those papers.”
3. “Don't bother me now, please. I’m
busy.”
“All right, you ‘Ikeys’ hack there.
Get quiet.”
“Yqu two boys onn get your books
and report to the office. No alibis
about not being able to come back this''
afternoon, now,’
MATCH THE TEACHERS WITH THE
AMOVE QITOTATIONS
1. Miss Tillett. .3. Mi.'.s Cole,
2. Mr. Blair. 4, Mrs. Coletrane.
5. Mias Grogan.
The Sotchman’s Song—“Just a Little
Closer.”
Hock Shop Song—“Valencia." (Ve
lent cha.)
Today and the New
Tomorrow
Mon l‘aul—X. A. Abbott. 287 pp. New
York: The Macaulay Company^ $2,50.
Mon Paul is the life of John Paul
Jones, who was once a slave, a mur
derer, a tramp, a master of the seven
seas, father of our own navy, iiud a
hero of three countries—America,
Frnnee, and Russia. This man's career
is a perfect example of victory resulting
from a small ineideiit. As a result of
one blow of u belaying pin upon the
skull of one of Jones’ crew, his life
was changed. From the time of this
liicideut he determined to be more
careful and to be more kind. He tried
to hard that he succeeded.
■ Although he had been a slave and a
murderer, he was a gentleman. He had
heen called the natural son of the Earl
(if Selkirk. This lie he lived in love,
in war. in peace. lie rose and fell with
th(‘ lie. Even when he was withered,
when lie was 111, and when he was
alone, the lie never left him. Then, at
length, he died with the lie.
John Paul Jones’ private life, one of
the most eventful of history, has lieen
fold in a most interesting and realistic
fashion, While one reads, he could
not help sympathizing with the charac
ter, seeing his good iwlnts and forgiving
his had.
This man, whose picture now hangs
In the hall of fame, died friendless,
alone, imor. It was part of the irony
of his strange life that the men w
shipped Jones, dead. 'J'he.se men wi
the revolutionaries who distrc'ssed and
annoyed him in hi.s life. Over his grave
they hailed him—this man who wanted
to he the son of the Earl of Selkirk—as
II warrior of frctHlom, ;i liero of re
bellion,
“Hide in the Dark”
‘Tliore is in the library a certain book
whicb will apj>eal greatly to mystery
lovers. The name of it Is "Hide in the
Dark,’’ by Frances Hart. The story
deahs with thirteen young peojjle, all
married with tlic exception of flv
They liave come to an old house owned
by ii memticr of their club, the March
lliire.s, to celebrate Halloween. A
shadow is thrown over the party, how-
ev(“r. by the absence of a dead friend.
Two of the men are constantly quar
reling with each other, liut on the sur
face appear friendly.
The climax of the story comes when
one of the quarrelers is murdered dur
ing a game of hlde-in-the-dark. Diffi
culties follow in trying to untangle the
mystery. The murderer escajfes, and
the ending, although satisfactory, only
gives a hint as to how the episode
really ends.
Mary Roberts Winehort’s “The Amaz
ing Interlude,” a moody novel of the
Great War, written by one of the pop
ular authors, truly is, as the title in
fers, an,amazing interlude. The author
makes a worthy attempt to picture
the sight of a man and war as a woman
see it. She omits the battle scenes
themselves but forcefully describes the
aftermatli of various attacks.
The story centers around a girl, Sara
Lee Kennedy, from a small town in
America, who, answering an unknown
'hH. goes "over there” to dress minor
rounds and make soup for the allied
armies. Her fiance back home, not
wanting her to go, writes sarcastic let
ters to her and she is forced to remem-
cr lii min Ids ironic moods. It is
bile she is “across” that she learns to
know two kinds of love; one of a fiance
back home whose love is selfish and
of “the bravest men in the Belgian
army” whose love is more than un
selfish. The good works of a lone girl
id the spirit she put in the boys re-
■al the character of Sara Lee.
This book is one of the moat interest-
g war novels of today.
SNOW
The clouds are breaking up, and
through the rift
Appears thu bine of winter sky. The
All day has fluttered down in aimless
drift
Prom leaden sky to sombre earth below.
In soft and feuth’ry fold the hare
brown land
Of January swathed' is. The face
Of things is changed as aets»most skill
fully planned
And nurtured by tlio Imnd of men, the
plaee
And time of actions can control for
They think. In truth tliey alter as the
iliile alone they dominate. Then
The sky, their sole cxe
Tenacious, grim, like :
3 for being so.
nv they linger
A while. They
lire gone.
lelt, and then like snow.
Help Unemployed
The “Wilmington High School News”
f Wilmingt(?n, Deleware. is published
by a charitable group of students. They
have given plays and played football
gajnes for the benefit of the unemployed
of their city.
Detective Song—“I’m Following You.”
Cootie Song—“Little White Lies.”
(Lice.)
Stein Song—“I’m Just Stein by De
grees.”
Maghee Song—“When You and I
'ere Young, Maghee."
Chiropodist Song““My Feet la In
our Hands.”
History Class Song—“.A Little Quiz
Each Morning.”
Drinking Song—“Bye Bye, Blues."
riElE MM m5) ' lILfflWtdl
Hear Ye!
Dear Editor:
We, the graduating class of Greens
boro high school, wish at this time to
show in this way our appreciation for
session room teacher. Miss Mary
Ellen Blackmon. For the past two
semesters, she has put our welfare up
permost. We are sure that no one
anywhere would have been more
thoughtful, considerate, and untiring in
her efforts to make our last year iij
high 'school a joyous and successful one,
We would like for her to know that
no matter how many other classes she
may have, she will have none that loves
and appreciates her more.
CLASS OF '31.
Dear Editor:
The present semester is nearing a
close, and one is bright tot meditate
over the ensuing examinations. Stu
dents who during the “working era”
have made parasites of themselves will
continue to get ffom others all they
can and may “get by” for the present.
They pass on the information written
on their neighbors’ papers.
Dishonesty is dishonesty. Nothing
can be gained by it in the long run,
and the individual who is unfair is the
one who suffers in the end.
Dear Editor:
Much discussion has been carried on
among the students of Greensboro high
concerning the lunch periods. Some
students recommend longer lunch pe
riods while others claim another lunch
period added to the present schedule
•ould remedy the trouble. However,
the present lunch period seems to be
the best. To lessen the class periods
would conflict with the chapel assembly.
Another lunch period would force some
students to eat at an undesirable time.
If the rule of not letting anyone in line
should he enforced and the students
not take so long iu selecting their food,
the present lunch schedule would likely
prove more satisfactory.
WILLIAM COLLIER.
Dear Editor:
Another year has passed under the
flying heels of Time, and another semes
ter will soon be here. I .want to say
the' fellows who flunked, don’t get
discouraged. Just buckle right down to
tlie task before you and try to make
■ next semester’s record so fine that
its brightness ''''ill cover up the blots
ade by the other semester’s failures.
Of course to flunk a course hurts, but
if you are of real staff and came here
to get an education at any cost, it will
hurt so hard that it will make you all
■ more determined to win.
'Nothing tried, nothing gained,” so
let’s buck up and see this thing through.
Dear Editor;
What are we going to do if there are
not enough school busses to bring us to
school and if the Public Service busses
do not run on schedule
I have been very fortunate and have
not had to ride on a bus but twice this
semester. Each time I rode, I caught
the Publih Service bus at the corner of
home about 8:00 and was at the Jef-
son Standard in time to catch the
8:10 bus to school. Each time I had
to wait about five minutes on the cold
est corner in Greensboro, and after the
came, I took a seat and waited 20
e minutes. It was 25 minutes to
‘ when the 8:10 bus left the Jeffer-
Square with a long procession of
yellow and green husss following.
When I catch the 8:10 bus I expect
to get to school in time to go to my
Inekcr and then have a few minutes for
study, But if the busses do not leave
the square as scheduled to, I do not
have time to do either.
This has only happened to me twice,
but other high school pupils say it is
a daily occurrence. What can be done
I it ? A STUDENT.
Oh. what does life hold for us guys
When we are out of school?
We just forget the things we learned—
Each theory, every rule.
What if we do forget these things
When high school days are done?
This knowledge wouldn’t do much
good—
've had our fun.
We can’t remember all we learn
In high school anyway.
We just absorb a small amount
Of knowledge every day.
So let us all get happy and
Forget what we’ve forgotten;
For worry makes our hair turn gray-
Our dispositions rotten.
Abbot Whitney—"A good man to have
around.”
A1 Avery—“Cleanliness is next to
godliness. We want our towels.'
Tom Durham—“Peace, quiet, and
tranquillity,”
Hassel Griffin—“Music hath charms.
Yeah, BO hath watches.”
Wistor Lashley—“The big butter and
cheese man.”
Glen McNairy—“I’m no photogra
pher’s son, but I’m well developed.”
Needham Pittman—“I didn’t grow
big, but I grew loud.”
Gorden Smalley—“This big league
stuff is lousy.”
Mark Stewart—“Silence is golden.”
Ernest White—“I can’t spell, but my
writing’s terrible.”
Thomas Wimhish —“Next window,
please.”
James Donbles—“When fun and duty
come to blows. Just ask him what to
do—ho knows.”
Harry Mitchell—“I want to own a
candy store when I get big,”
Lucille Berrier—“I’m a dreamer.
Aren’t we all?”
Mary Butler—“Catch me if you can.”
Helen Crutchfield — "Experience
teaches.”
Annabelle Dixon—“Silence denotes
wisdom,”
Annie Laurie Pelder-“I like the
akies, the trees, the sea—I’m fond of
you, but I love me.”
Charlotte Taylor—“I’m happiest when
I sing.”
Lois Hogan—“Such popularity must
■be deserved.”
Emma White Carlton-“E8se quam
videri. Please pass the sugar,”
Dorothy 0’Connor-“If first you try
and don’t succeed, then try, try again.”
Elsie Miller—“Einstein is perfectly
right.”
Bertha Roberts—“Don’t count your
ideas before they, hatch.”
Florence McNeill-“We have only
one life. Why not take it easy?”
Lucy Witherspoon—“I admire a man
who smokes, a pipe.”
Lillian Tye—“Listen, youse guys. We
gotta win that game tonight.”
Ruby James—“These sugar daddies
don't interest me.”
Louise Reynolds—“The first four
years are the hardest.”
El«l„ Noah-"Wl,e., youVe wort to
do, do It with a will.”
Mr Gooo-oi Sow, lit,
jumping,”
Fronco,
blondes, hut marry brunettes."
Quill and Scroll
,„a Blaok,- w.totloo, Iowa.
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Med into the Quill and Sotoll, ,u h„„.
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Senior Farewell
Fare ye well, dear seniors, who
are now leaving us. We hope we, too,
may hold up the high standards you
have set before us. We hope that
the next group will make as fine
a leader as you have. We ourselves
hope to be a graduating senior, some
day, and hope we may leave with
such a perfect record as you have.
You are now passing on to seek
higher education, to prepare your
self for life, and every one wishes
you the greatest luck, and skill, and
success, in all your worthy under
takings.
The following are songs of the mid
year graduating class;
(To the tune of “Believe Me If All
Those Endearing Young Charms”)
We have come to the parting and
though it be sad,
Still the mem’ries of'school linger on.
All the sorrows and Joys and the fun
that we've had,
Will remain with us after we're gone.
Oh the hearts of old “31" ne’er shall
forget
All the friends made in old high school
days,
And our gratitude has on our hearts
deeply set
An Imprint that shall last for always.
(OUT OF THE DUSK TO YOU)
Now as we close our year,
We'll brush aside a tear—
Days that are gone, scl.l linger on
And in our mem’ries are dear
I’riendships that we have known
Into our hearts have grown,
\Ye’ll iKirt and stray, each on our way,
Sailing on life's deep son.
Autobiography of a
Pore Student
Every one was talking at once—that
as funny, why should they all b®
talking at the same time, and too, why
should they be talking at all? One
hundred and thirty-two of them, all
talking, One hundred and thirty-two!
How had two gotten there? one, two,
three, four, five, six rows—h—m—m.
These must have been twenty-two in
a row. Twenty-two? Oh, well! What
of it?
Strangely, in front of the room was a
whole row of teachers’ desks, occupied
by all of my teachers, but they were all
Strangely different. Miss Hall had on a
tall silk opera hat and a cane in her
hand, and Miss Pike's glasses were much
too large. She was then occupied in
‘applying a very large “D” on a report
card marked “Baker, Robt.”
Tom Wyllie, in a black suit, white
shoes, white tie, and glasses, said, “Mias
Pike, let’s get started, I want to study.
7o!” answered Miss Pike (the other
teachers and their desks had disap
peared) “We are not going to study
today. We have decided to cut the
studying to five minutes a day, t®®
minutes is too much for you.” A groan
escaped the class.
'We wanna study!” yelled Bobby
Christler and Tom Wyllie.
‘Be quiet,” bade Miss Pike. “Jo''n>
have you your home work?”
‘Yes’m.” ^ ,
‘Why, John Sustare, your fourth
you’ll kill yourself studying- so nine ■
Robert Baker have you yours?”
“No’n-
u’ll be
“Fine, another ‘A’ for you, yo“ *
i the Honor Roll this month.”
“Robert! Robert!”
Who was callin me? Miss Pike?
for she was talking to somebody.
'Robert Baker, if you don’t get uP
this minute and study your lessons,
i’ll be studying all this afternoon
'Yes’m, I’m cornin’.”