April Ilf 1952 High Life Page Seven EXCHANGETTE By ANNE FORDHAM Mrs. Hoskins: “Give your defi nition for home, Claire.” Claire: “Home is where part of the family waits for the car until the others get through with it.” Senior: “You ought to take chloroform.” Sophomore: “Yeh., who teaches it?” Jack: “Where did you get that black eye?” Buddy: “I went to a dance and was struck by the beauty of the place.” Ladies, to this advice give head- In controlling men If at first you don’t succeed Then cry, cry, and cry again. Mary: “I wonder if Joe Le Bauer loves me?” Ann: “Of course he does, why should he make you an exception?” day, I am going to leave this place forever.” Listener: “What did she say to you?” Distressed student: “She told me to leave this place and never come back.” —Wrong Thinker. Bob: “I got a real kick out of kissing my girl last night.” Dick: “Any more than usual.” Bob: “Yes, her father caught me.” If love is blind And lovers can’t see Then why in the heck Doesn’t someone love me? —Leaksville High School News “Mary, do you think that I should marry someone who can take a joke?’ “That’s the only kind you’ll get. Bill.” Policeman: “Didn’t you hear me call you to stop?” Joe Kurly: “I didn’t know it was you, I thought it was someone I’d run over.” Little boy: “Daddy, will you give me a quarter if I tell you what the milkman said to Mother?” Daddy: “O. K.” handing him the quarter.” Little boy: “How many quarts today, mam?” He: “What would-I have to give you for a little kiss?” She: “Chloroform.” Dickie: “What would you say if I threw you a kiss?” Nancy: “I’d say you were the laziest boy I’ve ever seen.” Grey: “Do you know what the definition for a hamburger is?” Martha: “No, what?” Grey: “ A steak that didn’t pass its physical.” Distressed student: “If teacher doesn’t take back what she said to- Plaza Amoco Service Washing—Lubricating Waxing Eoad Service—Phone 9339 1700 Battleground Ave. S Y KE Q SHOE SHOP Shine Parlor \^J SHOE SHOP Shine Parlor 305 N. Greene For Service in a Hurry Marian Lewis BAKE SHOP In the Bishop Block ECLAIRS CREAM PUFFS FUDGE CAKE Everything for Parties Phone 2-3014 Open Sundays Stop and Shop At STOP and SHOP Grocery 1330 South Elm Street Policeman:: “Didn’t you hear me call you to stop?” Louise; “I didn’t know it was you. I thought it was someone I had run over.” —Overheard. Library Association Meals In Salisbury The annual convention of the North Carolina High School Li brary Association was held in Salisbury on April 4-5. Repre senting Greensboro High School were Miss Herring, Anne Button, and Martha Jordan, wno is the President of the Library Club at G. H. S. Delegates from about 55 high schools in the state were at the convention. At the Friday after noon session, Mrs. Mary P. Doug las, supervisor of school libraries in Raleigh, was the main speaker. A banquet and dance on Friday night highlighted the convention. After a final session the conven tion adjourned Saturday after noon. Made up of student library as sistants, this Association was organized in 1947. Miss Herring was on;e of the librarians in the state who helped in the organiza tion. The purpose of the associa tion is to arouse interest in the study of librarianship as a pro fession. Patronize Our Advertisers -- They Are Our Friends CampbeH’s Grill for thick, creamy milkshakes all kinds of sandwiches and quick, efficient service, come to see us soon at 1620 Friendly Road RAINCOATS Water ■ Repelled Your Cravenette Licensee Fordham^s cleaners 1900 Spring Garden Street Phone 3-7588 BURTNER Furniture Company Established 1909 312 S. Elm St. Greensboro, N. C. Phone 8417 900 E. Green St. High Point, N. C. Phone 2861 GLADYS says . . . “VISIT A GUILFORD DAIRY BAR” . . . FOR DELICIOUS . . . Banana Splits ■ Sundaes - Milk Shakes - Ice Cream” DAIRY BAR LOCATIONS AT 1616 West Lee St. — Summit Ave. Shopping Center — West Market St. Ext. Lawndale Barber Shop 2160 Lawndale Drive Expert Barbers Vassar Studios (1944) THE PROFESSIONAL SCHOOL OF MUSIC Walter Vassar, Baritone Mrs. Walter Vassar, Piano, Voice Laura Grace Truitt, Piano Mary Neil Ward, Piano Charles Somers, Piano 1501 N. Lindell Rd.—5946 101 Stafford Place—2-2020 Fleming-Shaw Transfer, Inc. Local and Long Distance Moving Heavy Hauliny and Riygings — General Hauling Phone 3-6934 310 E. Sycamore St. GREENSBORO, N. C. Flowers Potted Plants Corsages Cut Flowers Tom O’Connor Florist Dial 2-3543 332 South Elm Street Attention! "a/iss OF. : /9S2 Her’e's your FREE GIFT FOR ALL GIRL SENIORS We have a beauti ful “Class of 1952’* Holmes & Edwards teaspoon for you... absolutely free. You may choose from the loveliest patterns in this fine, silverplate. HOLMES & EDWARDS All paN«rn» •KKf«fnl/.S.A.