Two High Life December 4,1959 Editor T^otes Holiday Conduct, Commends Superlative Election Though many decades ago an annual hohday was proclaimed for giving thanks to the Lord, who can say that Thanksgiving 1959 was not pushed into the background by the present population of Greensboro? Students saw this as a holiday, but only from their books; men, as a re lease from their daily labors; women, .'as a lapse in the everyd^ household Tashs. Which one of us singled it out as one of the most important and ■meaningful annual events? Did not business preparations for The upcoming Christmas season 6ver- shadow the observance of Thanksgiv ing? Parades, decorations, songs all annoxmced the arrival of Christmas before the approach of Thanksgiving. We do not insinuate that Christmas is not the primary religious celebration 'Of the majority of Greensborians. How- •ever, in that Thanksgiving is a day of Teverence for each and every Ameri can, it deserves more preparation and thought than it recently seemed to ac quire. This is America—where one can ex- .crcise freedoms only dreamed of by many peoples of the world. Should not all America raise grateful voices each day of the year? We say, especially on that day chosen by our forefathers, Tve should unitedly thank our Maker. As the Lord has blessed us, let us, the citizens ad future citizens of Greensboro, lead the world in render ing Him due thanks. “It is good to give thanks to the iLord ...” —Psalm 92 :1 COUNCIL CORNER Well, y’all. Thanksgiving is over. Hope everybody had a happy one. Say, isn’t it wonderful the way everyone has been boost ing school spirit? Let’s keep this up, not only in sports, but in everything we do. After aU, what is school without spirit. It’s like spaghetti without meatballs. Ever go to the girl’s gym at lunch time? Try it some time. There’s fun for everyone; dancing, music, ping pong, and nther things. So cruise on over sometime. In closing, let me remind y’all that anytime you have any suggestions, problems, or ques tions which you think we can handle, please feel free to come to us, and we will do our best to comply with you. Thank you. Virginia Ha rmon HIGH LIFE change in election procedure employ ed this year was mcch needed. Under this year’s system there was no run-off; the person placing first in each lategory was elected. If one per son was in the top position in more than one instance, he was given the superlative for which he received the greatest number of votes and exclud ed this year was much needed. Even though this method of election seems dangerous in that a candidate may win by only several votes, it is actually the true vote. The first vote shows upon what the majority of the students agree. According to the regulations used in the past, it was possible for the same three persons to be highest for] several superlatives. In this case, one of them would win and the others, though worthy of recognition, would be eliminated from the ballot. Whether our superlatives were elected by two votes or 200 votes, the first vote, the only vote, is the best vote. CHANGE IN ELECTION Although it has previously been the custom at GHS to distribute a run-off ballot for the election of the senior class superlatives, we feel that the l>ublished Semi-Monthly by the Students of Greensboro Senior High School Greensboro, N. C. ? Founded by the Class of 1921 Revived by the Spring Journalism Class of 1937 'Entered as second-class matter March 1940, at'the ost office at Greensboro, N. C., under the Act of March 3, 1879. Editor Managing Editor Feature Editor - Associate Feature Editor Student Column BY PENNY TALIAFERRO Victory! Yes, sir, that’s our cry! We can really be proud of GHS after the game between Greensboro and Reynolds and the victory over Myers Park. The Whirlies and their fans formed a com bination which couldn’t be beat. We are proud of our football team, and they are proud of us, the students. The school spirit was tei^ic; the students’ flames of spirit seemed to engulf the entire stadium at both games and light a roaring fire of ■victory. Many com ments have been made by parents, fac ulty members, and coaches concerning this. The sum and substance of these comments is that there has never been greater school spirit, student participa tion, and general interest since this school has been built! Although this feeling has been cre ated through athletics, it has contributed greatly to the improvement of the gen eral attitude and behavior of the stu dent body in many other phases of school life. Behavior during assembly programs has greatly improved. Participation in the Christmas pageant has been ex tremely satisfactory, and the attendance and interest of the students in pep rallies commendable. This wonderful spirit and participation has been shown by the SENIOR, JUNIOR, and SOPHO MORE classes. On behalf of the football team and the cheerleaders I would like to thank the entire student body for the support given us. With such a group behind us we cannot fail to win, in athletics or otherwise. Don’t forget that we play Garinger in Charlotte tonight for the State .AAAA Championship. Let’s have a big turnout to support our Whirlies and watch the team “Grind Garringer!” STATE CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME!! Francis McNairy Gives Version Of Steei Strike Quill and Scroll is working hard ac cumulating material for “Homespun.” We hope that you will enjoy the sample below by Francis McNairy. Geanie Black Jean Ellen Jones Judy Edwards Jeanie Deeae Congratula tions— Central Champs!! Editors P^se Acreo Advertising Manager Ralph Burroughs TP/Jiffyr Bill BaiTior %orts Stm 7Z. Tom Gardner, Dan^onw Photographer P*** THE STEAL STRIKE At present, there is agi ominous shad ow creeping over our nation’s economy— the steal strike. AU the petty cnminals shoplifters, and racketeers have stopped stealing. Even the Pittsburg Stealers have quit stealing their opponent s foot ball. This is a major crisis! With all these shady characters on strike, our policeiTteTi ave hecoTYiitig fat o/fid Uizy^ out judges are short of cases, our newspapers need spa,ce-filling robbery stories, burg lar alarm and safe manufacturing corm parties are going harihrupt, and our jails dire nearly empty. Surely, “these are the times that try men’s souls.’’ People are asking, “What are they striking for?" These crooks are striking for more valuable loot. Since thieves, have honor, they resent the cheap imitations often lifted. They respect property, but they merely wish it to become their property. Until the public makes apail- able its more valuable possessions to be stolen, this ecemomy—shattering strike will continue. As you can see, it is sim ply a case of Booty and the Beast. . 'to Ou-rJ\(ri\(KJf}(^cr siremQ, praise QM02LF is irMTnphccnk By Wade Gresham According to a recent surrvey made by a prominent survey man, Jabbo Stanley Johnson, there are only 20 bil lion years left for the human being to remain on the earth. So to keep from getting bored while you are waiting, here are a few tales to keep you occupi ed. Here is my version of a few of the more widely known songs and their authors. “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes”—Edward R. Murrow “Try a Little Tenderness”—A. P. Routh “Don’t Get Around Much Any More”— Eddie Burton “I’m Forever Blovving Bubbles—Dickie Bowen “Just One More Time”—Lewis McCall “Lipstick on Your Collar”—Helena Rubenstein “There’s Gonna Be Some Changes Made”—Fidel Castro “Mack The Knife”—^Unknown Biology Student glass when I drank some— “I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink of it and then threw the rest down the drink— “I then pulled the sink out of the next cork and poured the bottle down my drink— “I pulled the next bottle out of my throat and poured the cork down the drink, all but the sink which I drank— “I pulled the next cork from neck and poured the sink down the bottle and drank the cork— “When I had them aU emptied I steadied the house with one hand and counted the bottles which were 24. As the house came around I also counted them again and had 74— “Finally I had the houses and bottles counted, so I proceeded to was the bottles but \ couldn’t get the brush in the bottles, so I turned them inside out and washed and wiped them all and went upstairs to tell my wife all about what I did— “And I’ve got the wifest little nicie in the world.” This real gone cat with leather jacket and ducktail haircut came into this barber shop and sat down in a chair. The barber looked at him ques tionably and asked, “Would you like a haircut or an oil change.” By the way Dickie Bowen and Lonni« Sprinkle are this week’s senior steadies The other day when Mr. Routh was addressing the chaperons for the buses to go to Winston he commented, “Now everyone be sure and get here by 6:30 so we can all get loaded. I wonder what side Mr. Johnson i: taking? Yesterday I was in the schoo store and what was Jabbo doling out t( the students but beer mugs with th« Greensboro Senior High shield on them Burnley Kinney: “Are late hours’ good for one?” Mike Gurley: “No, but they are fine for two!” Hey gang, guess what? There are only 18 Christmas days till Shopping left! The other day my wife asked me to go down in the cellar and pour 12 bottles of wine down the sink. So, after several hours of vain argument and domestic strife, I proceeded to do as she desired— “I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank— “I extracted the cork from , the thjrd sink and poured the bottle .down the. Friend, you say something’s botherinj you just because you have an importan business meeting and your false teetl are stuck together with your kid’ bubble gum, and your daughter is goinj out tonight with a convict, and you wife jhst spent your last $60 for a dowi payment on an airplane hanger. Yoi say your car conked out in the middl of a down pour and the top wouldn’ come up and your girl was yelling he lungs out and your pay check got blure and you started to—you started to rui and 60 yards of barb wire smacked yo in the puss, knocking you down in th mud which you sink into up to you nostrils and you don’t hear your gh screaming any more because she drowned. Friend, is that what’s bothei ing .you? ’I'hen hold your head up hlg and open those eyes and get a cheerin lift by reading those Hall Tales.