Page Six
High Life
October 25, 1963
BILL'S BULL
BY BILL ILER
“I was a spy for the C.I.A,” said
Tom informingly.
“Recreation, anybody?” Joe ask
ed playfully.
“I only have the Mumps,” said
Jim infectiously.
“Our group had 32% more cavi
ties,” said Bill, with a crestfallen
smile.
“This horse won’t stop,” said
Tom woefully.
“I’ve lost my crutches,” Wayne
said lamely.
“I just lost at Russian roulette,”
said Jim absent-mindedly.
“Get to the back of the boat,”
said Sam sternly.
“You have the charm of Venus,”
Tom murmured disarmingly.
“I’m glad I passed my Electro
cardiogram,” Irma said whole
heartedly.
“I’ve been looking forward to
this ride,” said Lady Godiva shift
lessly.
“That dog has no pedigree,” he
muttered.
“What I like to do on a camping
trip, is sleep,” said Tom intently.
“How about a day at the race
track?” asked Fred hoarsely.
“My wife is not easy to get
along with.” he remarked shrew-
ly.
“What our ball club needs is a
man who can hit 60 homers a
year,” said the coach ruthlessly.
There were two microbes in the
bloodstream of a horse, one in an
artery, and the other in a vein.
One day they met in the horses’
heart and decided to trade places.
Two days later the horse died.
This all goes to show that you
shouldn’t change streams in the
middle of a horse.
Miss Herring: “What would hap
pen if cows were put into orbit?”
Ken; “It would be the first herd
shot ’round the world!”
Charlie: “I just got home from the
dentist.”
Laura: “What did he do?
Charlie: “He was pulling teeth,
and he took each nerve out and
put them on a rack so be could
study them.”
Laura: “Wow! That must be a
tedius job.”
Charlie: “No, it’s nerve-racking.”
Did you hear about the glass
blower who inhaled? Now he has
a pane in his stomach.
King Arthur: “How much’ll you
take for this armor, Launce?”
Sir Launcelot: “Four cents an
ounce, because that’s first class
mail.”
Mrs. Everhart: “Why do dragons
go to sleep in the daytime?”
Steve Sophomore: “So they can
hunt knights.”
It was recently discovered that
the plants in Miss Burnside’s
room grew square roots.
All the little pigeons had left
the nest and learned to fly but
one. The mother pigeon said. “Son.
if you don’t learn to fly I’ll have
to tow you.” The little pigeon
cried. “I’ll learn mamma. I don’t
want to be pigeon-towed.”
Contrary to popular belief: A
saboteur is a trip that spies take.
Mrs. Proctor: “If all the cars in
the nation were pink, what
would you have?”
Bob: “A pink car nation.”
During a tennis tournament, a
fellow sat down beside a girl.
“Whose game” he asked. “I am”
she answered.
A wooden nickel is an oaken
token.
ANN SLANDERS
HEARS YOUR STORY
Editor’s Note: Miss Slanders has
directed me to say that she would
like to give more advice to stu
dents, but she cannot because the
students are not coming to her
with their problems. She also
stated that the door to her office
is always open to students but
that if they are embarrassed to
face her, they can send their
trouble in written form. (Please
print or type.) Also, the first part
of Ann Slanders is confidential
between her and The Martyr.
Dear Martyr.
Dear Martyr:
In view of the circumstances, I
think that a person with your in
telligence and charms, and having
the problem which you are con
fronted with should kill herself.
Yes commit suicide. You’ve earned
it.
Dear Ann Slanders:
I am a goofy-Iooking girl, and
like all goofy-Iooking girls I’m
looking for a goofy-Iooking boy to
go steady with. Well, Ann, my
problem is that I just can’t find
one. No goofy-Iooking boys ever
ask me for dates. I have tried
everything I know to get me a
goofy-Iooking boy-friend. I’ve
worn masks which are designed
especially to attract goofs, and
even written to circuses, asking
them where they find their people
for their side-shows. I am thor
oughly stumped. What do I do?
Signed: Goofy
Dear Goofy:
Don’t be dismayed by not being
the most popular girl in school.
You just have to wait until the
right goofy boy comes along, even
though it may be some time.
Cop Off To Good Start
The COP, or Co-operative Office
Practice, is a program whereby
interested, students may receive
needed office training, at a salary,
and at the same time, complete
their high school education. The
accepted system is for the “work
ing” student to attend classes in
the morning and hold an afternoon
job in an office. The student may
also attend night school if he so
desires.
The COP at Grimsley is under
the direction of Mrs. McEntire.
and is considered one of the most
effective self-help work programs
in the state. Thirty-five students
are engaged in COP at GHS, and
are actively employed in some of
Greensboro’s leading industrial or
ganizations and business firms.
Many of these establishments offer
these part-time employees a perm
anent position after graduation.
Of course, the COP has advan
tages whidh are not all work-
related. Many of the companies
have country clubs for the relaxa
tion and recreational benefits of
the employee.
Also. COP students have formed
a club which holds a dinner meet
ing once every month. At these
meetings, problems encountered
by the different members at their
jobs are discussed. At other meet-
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ings, the members have an inform
al get-together, and just try to
forget the office.
At the first meeting, held Oct. 8.
members of the National Secre
taries Association met with the
COP students at the Mayfair Cafe
teria. Miss Martha Gately gave a
stimulating talk on the proper
office attire. A discussion period
followed with questions being an
swered concerning popular clothes
for teenagers in the office as well
as in school. Mrs. Carolyn Sum
mers then spoke on the appropri
ate attitude for a well-rounded
person.
Among the NSA secretaries in
attendance, were Miss Judy John-
son. secretary to the director of
Cone Hospital, and Miss Juanita
Ramsey, secretary to John Hat
field, general manager of Sear.s
Mail Order House.
The main point which these suc
cessful secretaries tried to get
across in their talks, was that suc
cess isn’t reserved for the genius
or the highly advanced person.
Through the COP, participating
students have been given large
opportunities to design their fu
tures. Also, they have learned that
ambition and willingness to work
and get ahead rate very high in
being successful.
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