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Features Wednesday, October 22, 2003 Court 2003 Uod^^igu^e/^-'Roniera' L(MArci/Hcin4fen/ iBii Leung photo If a person suffocates a Smurf, what color would it be? Purple. If you could dye your hair any color, what would you dye it? Clear. Five cows walk into a bar. What do they say? Eat more chicken. You wake up next to Superman. How do you react? “Take that, Lois Lane.” If you were made of butter, how long do you estimate you could stay in the sun? 2 hours, 33 minutes, 17 seconds, exactly. ScunetC^ray i Leung photo What would you do with a million dollars? One phone call with 10-10-220 and 999,999 things at the dollar store. If you were a vegetable, what would you be? I hope I never become so sick I would be a veg etable. Five cows walk into a bar. What do they say? , “Moooove over.” You wake up next to Superman. How do you react? He’s faster than a speeding bullet. How would you feel? Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Well, I can tie them in a knot and in a bow. Take a guess. Tom^iKa/ Leung photo What is one possession you consider a necessity? Food! Favorite holiday? Christmas. Giving, giving, giving, and receiving. How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up. What is your favorite household appliance? Refrigerator. If you were made of butter, how long do you estimate you could stay in the sun? All day long. I would sizzle for hours. Kry^cd/ Parrid^ Hi' -tfi Anrio/Bettcm/ 'S Leung photo Leung photo If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? No, but Whitney would. Favorite time of the day? Meal time. If you were a vegetable, what would you be? Rutabaga. Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? I can throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier. Favorite drink at Starbucks? Chocolate Brownie Frappachino. Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp? Captain Jack Sparrow. Leung photo What is one possession you consider a necessity? Friends. What CD is in your CD player at this moment? “The Little Mermaid” Would you rather ride a camel or an elephant? Elephant. Gotta represent the Indian people! Where do you see yourself in ten years? Jack says I’ll be holding an autocratic position in the process of taking over the world. First female president. Dictator for life. Favorite cereal? Coco Puffs. It’s good, and it turns the milk brown. Favorite time of the day? Night. Five cows walk into a bar. What do they say? “Moo. Got milk?” Where do sea turtles lay their eggs? In the sea. Where do you see yourself in ten years? Married with seven kids. Pepsi or Coke? Coke.
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