Y May 18, 2007 Senior Wilk High Life Page 13 Teachers of soon-to-be graduates leave a few wills of their own I, Marshall P. "I want to be in Chanticleer" Johnson, Vocal Music Maestro, provider of yummy goodness, do bequeath and inter to these nearly departed: Michael Betts - beat boxing, special dark, SF/NY/MB, fuzzy tone, walking on chairs, fall ing down, bad aim, no dating-policy, Gasparello;Ava Michelle Brewer - huge eyes, goofy smiles, braided hair, NC State, Grains of Time, Megan H., your brother's cos tume; Alison Durham - Dane, absences, "huh?", coffeehouse bands, Archie, sugges tive clothing; Liz Fletcher - NYC, Light in the Piazza stage won der, Annie-Tony boys, dreams, "Gaucher", tears, smiles, hugs; Katherine Galloway - Phantom, everything Greek, perpetual state of singing, uncontrol lable shrieks of laugh ter, Cinderella, two lost years, "really?"; Cearia Graham - stay sweet and bust some crimi nals; Flannah Harrill - GW, College of Charles ton, Cantabile, swim ming, coffeehouse; Olivia Fiarris - "Til mention you next year", managerial du ties, Jti, interior deco rating, filing papers, Starbucks, AJ, camp; Jacob Flasz - all things flammable and com bustible, long hair, Fialo 2 ownage, wheelin' and dealin', "Fiey Johnson...", Chik-fil-A, rook, ma sonry, carpentry, paint, trash cans, sisters; Eoghan ITayes - Ire land, potatoes, sham rocks, banshees, lepre chauns, hats, ES, lunch, looks of disdain, moti vation, speeding in the parking lot, singing tenor; Tiffany Johnson - "whatchu lookin at me fuh?", glances at the back row, sopranos, EG, "ai-RUH!", "girl....", anger management; Cortese Lowe - heavy drawl, Georgia, "It's Cor-TEESE!", rocking, fidgeting, concert vol ume, WFIRL; Nathan Milholin - "maybe pull that back a little bit", honors chorus twice, vocal ped, "AH-UH- AIT", barbershop, MB, KG, WHRL, Tavener, black socks; Darryl Rutledge - devious smiles, trash talkin, JS, CL, TJ, singing tenor. Sister Act 2, modeling club, candy; Will Smith - Eagle Scout project, math. Star Wars, SK; Jerry Staples - IB, "I'm not really in this ensemble", AP again, spelling and grammar, "I gave him this job", "got any soda?", gospel music, Marcus; Kathryn Valchar - me in a very, very long hallway full of nothing but doors, lax, multiple costumes, cracked pel vis, school of science and math, honor's cho rus, Fletcha, wonder twins, governor's school; Taylor Vancil - cards, lunch, collar bone, guitar, singing tenor, white Fionda Ac cords, basketball, pasty whiteness, "Frank"; Costen Warner - Fiigh Steppin' Country, 'Broom, 'Oz, CTG, Footloose, GRITS, mon- ster trucks, church flower beds, "going to the bathroofti", kCrispy FCreme, Madrigal Din ners, Grasshoppers game, Madrigal Camp. To those who remain, sort of: Slapstick, Fro MTKONOS CRlll &REEK. Pill SOWVS.Am ■ • SAIAW > 463 3 W£$TMARKET STRgET CACSOSS TH8 FROM HARRIS TSST8BJ Steve zen Fish (I'd like to put those Gators on ice...), and Ffockey Fieroes - better luck next year. I guess having babies is an OK excuse...GO 'CANES!!; RZ-what are we gonna do without you next year?; BC - heating, cooling, smok ers and buses; JE - thanks for the memo ries; RG - sorry you had to go; SS - you look good clean shaven; BG - it was only minor sur gery. No need to be embarrassed. Go Sa bres! Enagaged at last; Lynnie Roz - GO BUCKS! I hope those Gators choke!; AN- you are so AWESOME!; FXl - thanks for hangin' in there. You saved all our hides this year; BC - you are my goddess; Sweaver - thanks for saving my children; BFi - God bless you; BA - "shutouts"; FCFiJ - come sing for my class some time; FCF - welcome to the jungle, baby; to ev eryone -1 will not name my baby after you! Sing in choir!! I, Lynn Rozelman, of soundless mind and polka-dot theories, do hereby bequeath the following: Leia-a date with Brayden and a Thai dinner for two; Katherine Galloway- a 7:30 am college course; Trevor-a new handwriting; Ashley Fi.-an abridged version of dialogue; Mike J.-a movie date with Dad to watch GofW; Marissa K.-family memories and secrets; Travis-an ounce of optimisim; lan-a crystal water gob let filled with my eter nal devotion; Mark Malkin- a wake-up call in class; Nisha Patel- my platform shoes; Graham-a "jr." of your own so you can be "sr."; Blane-sports therapy so that you appreciate scarlet and gray heroes; Natasha-a modeling contract because of your lovely smile; David Tookey-an em cee job in Fiollywood; Nisha V.- a stronger membership of Am nesty; Erica I.-a pool pass to my condo; Nick McD.-a certificate for Superior Techno skills; Joseph R- success on and off the field at Campbell; Jackson- some humility; Eric Blake-my email ad dress for paper editing; Erica C.-all my tips for successful jumpshots and alley-oops, as well as lots of giggles; Jorie- hundreds of thank- you's for being a good listener and paper fixer- upper; Suzanne H.- dates for my New York visit with you; Gwen- keys for Room 207 after school; David M.-hugs for the most huggable; Samantha- good times, rough times, and A's on your commentaries; Chris Chavis-a pocket to hide your phone and a conservative jacket for job interviews; Darrius- my lifelong friendship because you are an ab solute dear; Rondre-a scrapbook for all your WWI poems; Cearia- a catered meal instead of a cafeteria lunch at my computer; Michael Mi nor- a jacket without a hood; Daniel- free ad mittance to Journalism III next year; Matt Gerber- a trophy for winning a Bubble Blowing tournament; Emily Flarden-a prom ise to be patient and understanding next year; Leigh-the title of Ad Queen; Jeanne-the bill from the therapist I Home Mortgage Consyitent Martgage S-H Oaik Branch Drive {jreenst'Oro, NC 2740? 33SSM-10MOIfice 336 2i9 -0276 Fax 33S25S-2812Celi marit,tl,ge!tje>;fFwefisfargo.co!n www,!«arttdgetl>ef.e>m NsW Y^rk Coo\, right around the cerner! JewelpL) & Clofliinq 330 Tate Street 574-3889 (Beside Addams Bookstore) Mon-Sat 10-6:30 will need after teaching you this year; Kate Malekoff-three-way calling for you, Emily Fi., and me next year, along with a road trip to Ohio; Caroline- a name tag and my best wishes at school next year; ITaley-a matching name tag and a ticket to freedom in Pennsylva nia; Rachel W.-red, blue, and green pens for editing pages next year, as well as a prom ise to purchase a new mouse for each com puter; to Zero Period- alarm clocks, more reading time, and un limited grandma sto ries; First Period-copies of "Robert's Rules of Order" and 300 pages of summer reading; Second Period-a book on motivation; a lesson on maturity; and a free ride to Columbus; Third Period- extended time on all assign ments, 600 pages of summer reading, and a map to Disney World where you can meet Grumpy and Sleepy; News paper-night mares of Matt Gerber working for the "New York Times." I, Teresa Whiting, being of sound mind(????), do hereby bequeath to the following:To my Stats class, a lifetime supply of skittles, m&ms, and donuts, " you null hy pothesis"; to my daughter-in-law and the "other woman", my undying love and grati tude for all the atten- r-'t tion and kindnesses paid; to Josh, my pet snake and cricket; to Christian, Strawberry Shortcake and a box of tic tacs; to my favorite lifeguard, way too many rumors; to CCW, a lifetime supply of mint oreo balls to sus tain you through the surprise attacks and the ER bills when flips go wrong; to Holls, boxing gloves for all those irritants; to 4th & 6th, a working mute button; to Sarah- squared and Jules, study dates complete with coffee; to all of my other regular visitors, good luck in all of your future endeavors. Moi, Madame Wolf, je voudrais laisser: a Leia Forgay - tous les materiaux que j'utilise en enseignant mes eleves, (tu seras bonne prof de langues); a Courtney Foster - un ecran large pour voir mieux les jeux du Coupe du Monde a Nice; a Alice Miller - un sac de Longchamps et une excursion aux Galeries-Lafayette; a Dare Schenck - une hampe a Nice et les boutiques aux Champs- Elysees a Paris; a Claire Dwyer et Olivia Harris - toutes les bonnes conversations en cinquieme periode. (On a laisse les bons temps rouler, n'est-ce pas); a Laquisha Thomas - un grand sourire comme I'un que tu me donnais tous les jours pendant les trois ans ensemble! sowif wis im msTi m MUD IS THE SWEET TASTE OF ■ , WICTORY A Js*. SVRF ft® fey Vr mHml ® fRi#. yoa mii pkyatoiy ~