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.74 ferrets Buy a calendar Six Flags reopens after tragic churro overdoses BY ALLISON YALE Fungus Trainer Two popular organizations. Glam and Man Up, have joined efforts to con duct fundraisers, with each group pro ducing calendars. Glam is looking for male volunteers to pose for its calen dar, while Man Up is looking for females to grace the pages of its calendar. Hop ing to raise thousands of dollars for these works of art that will sell for $50 each, funds collected will cover the costs of field trip transportation, hooded sweatshirts and t-shirts for club members, and supplies for their charitable work within the community. After a long discussion last week, both groups opted to make swimsuit calendars. Both organizations are very excited for their upcoming photo shoots, which will take place on the auditorium stage. Art students are already busy making set backgrounds that resemble tropical beaches around the world. Students interested in representing different months of the two calendars should contact the two club advisers, Ms. Chestnut and Mr. S.I. himself. Coach Harrison. Hollister becomes popular again BY MCWENDY B. KING Wad Collector Dr. Pepper 10, the new drink premiering from the Pepsi and Dr. Pep per conglomerate, is under attack from the Food and Drug Administration be cause officials have observed the new beverage actually transforming females into males. The ten calories in the drink are apparently too manly for women to absorb, forcing their bodies to create more testosterone than estrogen. "We do recognize the severity of the incident and advise females to avoid the hazardous drink until further testing occurs. We do, however, encourage men to continue to buy the modern marvel as it does offer extra energy through out the day," said Dr. Pepper himself in regard to the strange genetic changes occurring among female consumers. Unfortunately, the newly trans formed people who suffered from the effects of the soda have no legal recourse at the present time. They cannot legally sue the Pepsi Company since the com mercials clearly communicated to women to stay away from the "manly drink with ten manly calories." Temporarily, Dr. Pepper 10 has re moved its inventory from conventional grocery stores but still offers the drink at men's clubs, sports bars, and other generally male locations. Most likely, the beverage will only be available at these locations, but some believe the drink is too dangerous for anyone, male or female, since it alters the taste buds and makes any other drink. Dinosaurs trained to teleport BY SILLY PUTTY JONES Bouncing Extraordinaire Sepaw takraw, also known as kick volleyball, is a sport native to the Malay-Thai Peninsula. It differs from the similar sport of volleyball in its use of a rattan ball and only allowsplayers to use their feet, knees, chests, and heads to make contact with the ball. The most popular sport in Southeast Asia, stu dents are hoping to introduce the sport to athletes in the Triad. Since the use of hands is not allowed, players must jump and contort them selves to hit the ball. They often do bi cycle kicks and flips as a means of re turning the ball. Earliest historical evidence shows that the game was first played in the 15th century's Malacca Sultanate. The FOREVER ALONE? Just plain lonely? Feeling like you just can’t get a date? Prom is around the corner, so make sure you aren’t without a date! Go to www.foreveralone.com where you can find a hot date. Before After / You don’t want to be at the dance sipping punch in the corner while everyone else is with their date, right? Log on today, and you won’t have that problem! Malay Annals described in details the incident of Raja Muhammad, a son of Sultan Mansur Shah, who was acciden tally hit with a rattan ball by Tun Besar , a son of Tun Perak, in a Sepak raga game. The ball hit Raja Muhammad's headgear and knocked it down to the ground. Angered, Raja Muhammad immedi ately stabbed and killed Tun Besar, whereupon some of Tun Besar's kins men retaliated and wanted to kill Raja Muhammad; however. Tun Perak man aged to restrain them from such an act of treason by saying that he would no longer accept Raja Muhammad as the Sultan's heir. As a result of this incident, Sultan Mansur Shah ordered his son out of Malacca and had him installed as the ruler of Pahang. ■aw f n VI 0 Wild geese are flocking to rooftops and pecking through ceilings. Scientists suggested hu5dng peck-proof helmets for protection. P photo. The High Life s elite staff was recently recognized as a Geschwister-Scholl-Preis award recipient. In acknowledgement of our profound work, we have delicately assembled this special issue to showcase our best and brightest work. Czar: Justice League, CFO: Kat in the Hat, Jump Rope King: McBaller, America’s Next Top Model: Jacobe Banks, Fire Guru: Madison Campbell Souppe, Count Jester: Clayton the Shiz Millze, Medical Consult: Dr. Highhand, Chef: Carolion, Paparazzi: Jenks “TMZ” Liebowitz, Goddess: Lenaynay Rozelcheeks. If you do not appreciate our hard work, you will be kidnapped and kept in the basement of school. You know what happens down there, right? There is a movie set where a secret cult shoots movies. What kind of movies, you ask? Well, not ordinary movies. For your sake, I hope you like this prestigious issue ofHigh Life. I would hate to see that happen to you because there is really no coming back from that kind of life. I mean it is a cult, and there is really only one way out of a cult, and that is quite a big cleanup, so just enjoy the paper. That way, we can avoid all this nonsense. Thank you for purchasing our publication.
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