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November 20, 1931 QUEENS BLUES EXCHANGE Charlotte, N. C. Novemiier 16, 1931. Dearest Sallie: Did I tell you of the Agnes Scott freshman who ask what was the matter with her throat, and told the doctor to stop being com- ]dimentary, after he had told her she had acute tonsilitis. Mr. Henry T. Southwick, a dis- ting'uished classic teacher, orator and artist, presented a dramatic reading: “The Cardinal King,” at Converse, Saturday, November 7. We surely would have en joyed hearing him and we know Converse did. If I had my life to live over again I would try to make more mistakes next time.” Don Harold, after almost a life time of being one of those persons who never go anywhere without a thermometer, a hot water bottle, a gargle, a raincoat, and a para chute, blossoms forth with some g'ood advice in December’s Col lege Humor. Pick more Daisies,” advises the Don. If I had my life to live over, I would start bare-footed a little earlier in the spring, and stay that way a little later in the fall,” confesses Mr. Flerold. “I would ])lay hookey more. I would shoot more paper wads at my teachers. I wouldn t make such g'ood grades —except by accident. ‘‘I would have more dogs. “I would keep later hours. ‘I would have more sweet hearts. ^ I would have more headaches. “More of our errors made in good, solemn faith instead of fun, and many of them are made through false righteousness. The 1 ubs of family life come in mo ments of intense seriousness in stead of moment of fun. A house continually full of laughter would not get on many disastrous rocks. If nations — to magnify my point—declare international car nivals instead of international war —how much better that would be. “I believe if I had my life to live over again, I’d be a trapeze performer or a tra]) drummer” concludes Mr. Heroic!. “I’d be a whole lot more of a butterfly than I have been, I’ll tell you that!”— (Iaken from the Undercurrent.) I T of Washington and : Dee has been building a new foot- ; ball team, and now that he has ; the team settled the students are allowed to watch football prac tice. The present standing of the , team is lower than it was at this ; time last year. "Bozo,” janitor for Wake Forest lor ten years insists he wouldn’t I visit a lonely, graveyard after midnight and he hoped he u ould never have to. Then there is the fellow who said actors run in his family. (Veah. Several of them barely escaped the mob.) Bob, of the Old Gold and Black, advises a_ good perscription for pttmg rid of cooties: Take a bath m sand rub down in alcohol, the cooties get drunk and kill We Answer the Call Social Stationery, Personal Cards Invitations, P7^0grams Our Services are inclusive as your varied needs LET US CONSULT WITH YOU NEWS PRINTING HOUSE Phone 4151 Charlotte News Building CHARLOTTE, N. C. JESTER Mary S. Pridgen — “Peggy, were you ever proposed to?” Peggy Gu}^—“Yeah, once a boy asked me to marry him over the telephone, so he did, but—he hacl the wrong number.” She — “Darling, that reminds me. I’ll be needing a new fur OPERATING 39 stores in the City of Charlotte for your convenience coat soon.” He “What! I only bought you that fur you’re wearing two seasons ago!” She “Yes, dear, but you must lemember that the fox wore it three seasons first.” Quality—Service—Prices Atlantic & Pacific Alice had just driven home from college at the end of the term. 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