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QUEENS BLUES
January 16, 1932
JESTER
How are a policeman and a
broken bottom chair alike?
They both jhnch you if you
don’t park right!
Girl (to one-armed driver) ; For
goodness sake—use both hands.
Driver; Can’t, gotta drive with
one.
Dentist; I’m sorry but I’m out
of gas.
Girl in chair: Good grief! ,Do
dentists pull that old stuff too ?
It’s like this in the theatrical
business. You compliment the
star and he’ll complimentary you.
First Drunk — Wow, I’m just
as drunk as can be and I’m a hard
boiled egg.
Second Drunk — S’too bad
Columbus isn’t here. He’d stand
you up.
She—^How do Freshmen keep
those dinky little caps on ?
He—Vacuum pressure.
Stern school teacher—What is
a relief map?
School boy — M}" girl’s face
after looking at yours all day.
Fraternity man’s motto—If the
shoe fits—borrow it!
“Well, well, are you in college
for good, now?”
“No, I’m in a sorority.”
“Love sends a little gift of
noses,” said the nurse as she
presented Sam Levy to his new
born triplets.
“I’ve no use for that fellow.
Bob Rogers.”
“What’s the matter with him.”
“Lie’s the sort of chap that pats
you on the back before your face,
and hits you in the eye behind
vour back.
Marriage is an institute
Marriage is love
Love is blind
Therefore marriage is an in
stitute for the blind.
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anniversary of the death of Goethe
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Mildred—Gee, that will take the
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1 he Dramatic Club g'ave a very
unusual skit and brought forth
many gales of laughter from the
house. Surely such triangular
love affairs should be ])ut into
comedy more often and then
there'd' Ite less of them.
After the singing of the Alma
Mater by the Glee Club, the boys
were invited over to a reception
in Burwell Hall, given by the
Junior Class.
d'he Juniors have disclosed the
fact that they cleared quite a bit,
so Seniors, your Junior - Senior
does not look so far off!
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