Page Six
JESTER
Team work is a great thing,
where would the centipede be if
he moved one leg at a time?
charge
Scotch—What do you
for taking a tooth out?
Dentist—Four Dollars.
Scotch—And how much do you
charge to loosen it?
Golfer—(seeing country fisher
man with bait worms in mouth.)
Gripes, man? How can you keep
those things in your mouth? 'Why
don’t you put them in your
pocket?
Fisherman — Hey ? Put these
nasty things in my pocket with
mv lunch? Should say not!
“What is a lawyer, mister?”
“A lawyer is one who induces
two men to fight and then runs
off with their coats.”
“Do those First Classmen next
door borrow much from you?”
“They sure do. Why, I feel
much more at home in their room
than in my own.”
queens blues
DR. POLING VISITS CITY
February 26, 1932
DR.
(Continued from page four)
tion is the conservation of human
life.”
“Prohibition has not corrupted
youth. Allowing for all cases of
juvenile delinquency, the young
men and young women of this
generation are as intrinsically fine
and worthy as young people ever
have been.”
Before Dr. Poling completed his
talk, his audience was embued
with the hope that America would
not only remain true to her nobli-
est ideals of the past but would
press on to greater heights.
IPe—Sure, I know some tricks,
but haven't any equipment to do
them with.
Mike—Wdiat kind of tricks do
you perform?
Ike—Coin tricks.
Cadet—I have a picture of you
in my mind all the time.
Alice—How smafl you make
me feel.
Husband (ringing own tele
phone number) — Hello, is that
Mrs. Brown?
Feminine Voice—Yes.
Husband—This is Jack; will it
be all right if I bring home a
couple of fellows to dinner?
Feminine Voice — Certainly,
darling.
Husband—Did you hear what I
said ?
Feminine Voice—Yes.
Husband—Sorry, madam, I’ve
got the wrong Mrs. Brown.
“Don’t you ever take a vaca
tion?”
“I can’t get away.”
“Why? Can’t the firm do with
out you?”
“Quite easily. That’s what I
don’t want them to find out.”
Lady (to little boy)—My dear,
does your mother know you
smoke ?
Small boy—Madam, does your
husband know you speak to
strange men ?
(Continued from page one)
that race is an artificial concept
and that there is no such thing as
race.
“After testing in all races, we
have found out that there are no
differences in sensory activity.
“With some cultural back
ground Indians, Negroes, and
Mexicans can be raised to the in
telligence of other races with high
Q. Tests of groups are not
correct because we do not have
fair representative people.
“Art is a coin which passes
freely from one nation to an
other. It is universal.
“There are no differences in
musical talent between Indians
and Wdiites. There are no differ
ences between musical talent in
Whites and Negroes.
‘There are no racial differences
in the mental traits of races.”
He asked — How much does
Romeo? I always do forget.
She answered — That depends,
you know, in what Juliet.
“You are reading a travel book.
Preparing for a holiday?”
“KM, I’m on a holiday now.
I sit here and dream of travel.”
“But you are reading the book
backwards.”
“Yes, I’m on the return jour-
ney.
I
“When I was in China,
them hang a girl.”
“Shanghai?”
“Yes, six feet off the ground.”
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