DECEMBER, 1969 THE GRIER SCRIPT PAGE 3 SCENES AT GRIER Mr. Lawing playing with a yoyo. Water flooding the auditorium. 7th graders chasing leaves dur ing their lunch hour. Frog. L. popping a ballon in class singing the “Frito Bandito” song. Rubber band fights in the halls. 9th graders singing “Happy Birthday” to Mr. Tiddy. Donald Howard, Teresa Elledge, Terry Payne, Becky Robinson, and Anna Mando dancing for the whole school. Many substitute teachers wandering around. Teachers sporting new hair-dos (or wigs). John Am with his ukulele. Mrs. Patton’s blinds closed. AUTHORS AT GRIER The Silent One by Claudia Martin Coloring Your Hair Is Fun by Mary Lou Altman Writing Notes by Carol McGinnis How to Inhale a Cigarette by Steve Martin Copying Out of a Book Is Easy by Pam Rowland What Makes Me Grow by Carolyn Whitesides Three Easy Ways to Take the Car Out At Night by Gary Minges Majoring in Physical Education by Judy Colette Learning to Make Out in the Halls by Dean Smarrito How to Pronounce Words Correctly by Johrmy Aycoth Trying to Act Tuff by Scott York Students Can Have Fun Writing History Notes by Mrs. Cline Why I Would Rather Have Looks Than Brains by Cindy Lindsay Perfect Posture by Robbie Jenkins EYE CATCHERS When you meet a member of the opposite sex walking down the street, what is the first thing you notice? Kim RawUngs - eyes Mike Lewis - legs Jill Mason - way he’s dressed Kim Trimnal - smile Lyn Carpenter - teeth Ralph Smith - lips Jimmy Glover - legs Susan Blalock - eyes Todd Chambers - how short the dress is Bryant Bolin - (censored)!! Mrs. Patton - age Judy Adams - hair Cathy Thompson - way he’s dressed Warren Roberts - hair Joey Dorety - figure Betty Hamer - color of eyes GRIER’S LETTER GIRLS YOU SAY YOU GOT TROUBLES You say you took your report card home and you had 8 E’s and all 3’s on it, but you only take 7 subjects, and your mother cried. She told your father. Then you cried, and your little sister brought home straight A’s and three gold stars. ’Say you got grounded for six weeks. Well, babe, that’s Ufe! So your dog bit you and you got rabies, and you got all soaped up and the hot water ran out. Your mother made you eat an egg, and you missed the bus and had to walk to school in the rain. Well, sometimes you’re just a born loser! Say you sat in a chair that had bubblegum in it and when you got up, you ripped your dress and the teacher laughed, and you tried to run out but lost your shoe and stepped on a tack, and a monitor took your name for the use of profanity. Well, cheer up, babes, maybe you’ll do something right. Your classmate got you tickled while you were giving a science report; you both got an “E” and he beat you up because he said he didn’t do anything. Well, when you’re down, the only place to go is up! Even if your retainer did fall out when you were asking your favorite boy to a party; so what if you backed into the punch bowl while you were avoiding that certain person, and Mr. Rogers got soaked, and you slipped and fell and sprained your back when you were trying to act sexy in front of your secret lover. He laughed and your face turned red. You went to the locker room to powder your face, and someone pushed you into the shower and the water was turned on, and you were wearing a crepe dress and didn’t bring your coat. Cheer up, Flunkie, you’re just a walking disaster area. Go home and stay there — and please, get off my toe!! JUST WONDERBSIG Question: Is our official school song the same as our fight song? Answer: No. The school song is the Alma Mater, which is printed on page one of your school handbook. It begins “Our hearts hail the school that we cherish, as the dear name of Grier we proudly raise.” Question: Why is there such a small amount of 7th grade news? Answer: We hope to remedy this by sending reporters to the 7th and also to the 8th grade wings every Wednesday at 12:20. If any student or teacher has some interesting news, we would appreciate your sharing it with us. Question: Why are we not allowed to make out in the halls? Answer: If we had this privilege to look forward to, do you really think we could keep our minds on our work? There’s a time and a place for everything. Besides, what would be left to do on Friday nights? Question: How can we obtain some metal bleachers in place of the wooden ones with those (censored) splinters? Answer: We suggest you approach your homeroom representative or Mr. Tiddy with this question. We also recommend you change the wording of your question first. Question: How many bricks make up Grier School? Answer: The count has been undertaken by many different students bored in class, but to our knowledge, has never been completed. If you have a question you’d like to see answered in The Grier Script please drop it in the question box in room 2 or tell one of the staff members. We’ll do our best to find an answer to every suitable question. UNDER THE MISTLETOE Doris Hill and James Barber Jeff Burrell and Jan Dickson David Belton and Ellen Vance Bruce Wilkie and Teresa Brown T. C. Crawford and Bernice Kennedy Neal Giles and Graham Carpenter Becky Egnor and Larry Gilbert Margaret Hamerick and Tim Stevens Bruce Shepherd and Barbara Sudduth Mike Johnston and Leslie Edison Stephanie Stafford and Steve Screws Frank Skidmore and Nicki Phillips Jack Mason and Jan Edge Scott Neshiem and Lynne Trimnal James Hill and Daisy Reed Cindy Clevenger and Mike Lauderback Michael Robinson and Marsha Coggins Renee Bumgardner and Bill Long Mark Martin and Lynne Carpenter Sandy Herre and Tony Marder Stacey U’ren and David Savage Charles Mason and Faye Jackson DID YOU KNOW . . . The 7th graders had their first dance, and it was a groovy scene!? We have new curtains in the auditorium? That Christmas is almost here?! The 7th grade has monitors? That grades at Grier are lower than ever before? That on Dec. 5 many students were saved from their mother’s cooking by buying bar-b-que? There’s something different a- bout Grier this year? The Philhpinos who visited our school were rather short? Right, Billy, Mike, Gary,and Steve? Many people experienced a very shaking affair on Nov. 19? That Grier is number one in football (shared with Shelby)!? Our new Student Council Treasurer is Michael Quiim? All the campaign speeches were extra good? Mr. Rogers used to teach history? CHRISTMAS SONGS C - herry Hill Park H-old Me J R-evolution I - Can’t Get Next to You K S - ugar. Sugar J' T - ake a Letter, Maria M- ore Today Than Yesterday A - nd When I Die S; omething