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797th New
Fust Sergeant
Bf CPL. lULIUg mXXN
Aaottier week, uotter eoluznn,
end ooe'We^ doatt to tbet loevl-
teble* Tlcta^. And that ta^teble
won’t be too soon tor tbie GI bom-
ble beiae.'Wbat with thle hot weelb
er Just shout knocJrtns os down
for the count. WHh s soodlr sup
ply of salt tablets before os, slow-
I7 but surety' our weekly report
eommenees. . . Ihe ttrak *hoi” Item
eoneerna the namrlrni tadlrld-
oal who, dally from 4 to S o’clock
SUBS himself on the graas between
Barracks 410 and 411. l(y, what a
lovelv tanned back he has, the sldn
you love to touch. mU someone
please tell the sun-tanned “besu-
ty” ttot q^tthif time Is si S not 4.
let 8(4. Was
It's oo long to 1st Set. Bruce
Busbre, trandfeired to the 41(Hb
Avn. Sq.. and hello to 1st 8^ Bow
aM K. Watts frocn the 'MIh. Wel
come. Sarge, ni be oyer to see
you shoot s three dsy pass very
soon. Or would you rater H be a
furkuigh. rm open to suigriiilliiiii.
you know.
In ttdt unooaitoc table heal It Is
rKreshlng to see aa ever
face. Ffc. ▼cfwsB
pasaemcr or that «*«*^*^f oanBe.
Owa’t know what he's hapn^ about,
bid there mnai be a leeasu. Is it
s she. Venim?. . . Zhi^ to Fur-
Jock UMoruned. 8ta>
er tet
r talks jBst like me.**
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Walt’s hapey. TMen.
Windy
I^A Mess Boasts
Good Ball Team
By CPL. NAT KANTOB
The lath Mess BasebsOl Team
trounced the Wtb Avlatian Squad
ron to the tune of 7-3. Pfc. James
B. Rohertaon twirled masterfully,
went the distance, and had the op-
poeltion completely bafDed. as the
five hits he allowed Indicate. The
team la functkmlng like a smooth
working machine, and if past per-
fc.-man£e8 are to be used a» a
critertoo, tUs Field Cbanudonshlp
wai be ours. We have all waited
patiently for a winniDg team. This
is it, men. so don’t let te ^yers
down, lei’s aD get out to the dia
mond at game time and cheer our
boys on to Victory^
6gt. Carl G. Scbulx tied the knot
several days ago. By the way, be
fore 1 for^t. congrats and many
biMiSiy returns of the day. Qosh.
what am I saying?
OpI, Pete tallce is a real char
acter. He has a milttoa dollar
mouth piece and will bend your
ears at the sU^test provocattoD. If
silence is goldm. then Pete's df
the gdd standard. Bgt. Ticlor A.
Matita has more charm tea te
candy company, and conaaqpewtly.
appeals to the oppoette sex. Xvery
Uke clockwDrk. two gorgeous
yooBt ladies meet bten in trmd ol
te «derty Roocn. For a nr who
Is ft tnchea tan. he’s every mete a
Ffc. Aoseph R. TSsdale Jr., our
third bamman gatMas ^ every-
Otag hli aromul te sack Be aim
does Jmiloe te the goad O. X. taid,
No wewder be jpmds all of te
time here even teegte he haBa
from Ihirham. Be strecte a hawml
frSgt. Peter mefaote pW hla
■4 SB te ndl near te i
day. and
—j ealBte
garmmitie la give
mtear ten e aaaMn sf a leg.
red and wMle atetpia, tenad 08
■an on a btae fbdd. The
I laTIrTtei Is bi gnli inil
I over sad take a taA-
_ a glass fig aaDIL Smae-
one oagbk la get bim a emwpuB
aa that ha can get te kiarhin
The Aero caete te Iheee Bdlaa Bartte
west of te Field. Ffe. Dwtel Bhe-
Isn defliiBVly proves ted bniiQ
te tftly akin deep. Be’a net the
herutenwieet mae te te woeld. but
does remarkably weB wttte te
wemcB. Wistdi out TTsppyf They
have tetgBw tawn here; —
Throogh the artistic yen of VPC Benny Tattl. head of tee
Art Section, snd his staff, tee Post Service Club wlO have it’s walls
covered with murals similar to the one shown in IdApboto. A cotgile
of tee murals have already been completed. Tattl^te a professional
artist in civilian life and has drawings appearing a nmay art mtse-
urns all over the country.
913tii Blossoms
Into Pzint
■r M«T. R. W. BALL. Jr.
Wtttatete tesue tee tlStb Guard
Bneten agafn bows hrto the coL
umaa of te Air-O-Mech after an
sbswice of several sasutes. in te
early days of tee then atfn unnam
ed paper we had a cohwnp which
died te iBfancT. Toor reporter wffl
‘ envar ta keep te aqnadm
a te the paper xccutelJ wUeh
be done sf tbemasBbeTS of tee
"I cooperate. Crane
te te news and
it published lor you
tedtt he _
TBs nlr bine
cwtfR h Ffe. Ttaama &
te a iwal arlaloceafc and mate have
Tgyal Meed te hte votes. beesBae
he calte his favwBe
Why dose
temifite.
khera. Anyway bto ^ootd L def
Cnalste dritglit te to get some rm- ““
Bmpasteod. fHend r> hda a boat
teWM imddte of a. aartay Ista and
teB upset tee boat What ere you
tcyiag te da. Tkay give tea —
Clomboro. Be
beanttfttl baby, bat teak at him
. _ te have our tesek
bwpectioB iirilaal
Oeake of the tMat . . A seal boa-
~ ' te WngQ OfBosr. Lt
XA. wyelgm dU seme
te ether day te tee
line mate to te Mpt
te TRth lailnnkviTi. Bmry. sir.
e’d rather watte.
Say. Johoaea FleU te Jate fafl ol
beaidtlDl fenmMB, a’eat te patdSx
(tet’a FWBch te you tenftemrii.lgiwet. Jnlor?
Officer. Mater BsiiTf D. HIbbs, i
_Css te tea aew command 1
rei^ bis haling.
'We welaime te the sqosdran.
Oa^lB David B. BenaatalD, en
M.. Officer, a B dd
him fan eooperai'
silHt te xtake Wa the te
af te squad-
Snake Chaimer is
Boast of 794th
By SOT. BILL SFBfCKB
There te s snake tearmer in te
aqaadron. No we wermt drteteg
nor were we drearntew. bat sadi a
neram extets In Pvt Bsaedtet Jese-
lowlcs of ttite aqaadron. 'Pp te te
is of 1-4 te where PvL Joae>
tea found te snake. AU we
know is that tt was a i^te. Ba
caned B a Xteg Baske. sad tet it
‘wrap arouad tea arm. Be(±« and
body to te MkOBoasaS of a& Brnt
saw tt. Be scared ahoat live yearn
■te eat cf a cofata wea^eettaqr 
NoB-Ooaam who up te ‘
- What d
fuwka weted make but that te a
matter for the CteaaBIcatlea Qf
flee.
There te a
B*t appHad ter a te bt-
m m that mlmteg teir '
herd ef kia awtehTwe i
Juet how you fast ladead we, er
We weteomsd a aow Lt
luadrea 14. Latea L Laiu _ .
week. We see mae yea wB tajoy
ptehae of tet ]
Innkteg ehs9 on the Flat Ber>
{gesBlte data te Irinisrit before he
of went on hto fuileagli. Who the
young lady’s pietttre te >
j . has Us wife stn- . - . - . . _ ^
to know vte sae sf ear bate ate aiemd at te Mat Cafeteria. Bet of it te a bit of a mystery. The
M to^toora dally-WteL Fat. Cmtete Perry, tbs wtevaaact eertately btamd a tealW
utet temaf Pfc. Alfred W. Bb«- leaBy esagreacKe Bare. Ai»aasr|tawever.^ and^yoa can’t hteaw tern
^ uyfrao-new bridegroom stu'ptead
to aaamtate utesce his tere* uuia >t that he I
amzTted aioee Aprfi. Why
te the aanaaBeement
tet Us vdaeatlnn tas been
ed Or why would be spate
neteeet-
I aUte
s achool teachert What wmdd the
re^ bead aaty. newf
Oae of the Bqauf^uu leading
lothartoa, tet hota of man. Jim*
to have ceased
te hte sinewous actMttes. The
of ■
for keepteg tt a aaeret.
Now we have seen ■iwyttilng.
Sgt Germain appited for an owe-
u The ftrst naaa ateoe be
ak Bite fite/ Don’t get
_ urn te roasM was tete
Ite. Oennate was desn hare te
fuete — htea.
tegbk ]
— The llcte and fioadate fattier Bi
free time lately ta te cemyty of the aviadiea to that mnny Bssi.
CtertclMhata. who passed out te
I'.teis for a baby oil. Mmj ~
boar, bom Jam T te Gtedttvoi
Upon seadtag last wetas
“ ‘ ' the efieet tet te bean-
- - — — Oar doutedy mall
Its. te new a a d 1 y Tatendtal. PittSNwgh'a teat
lat btapeaed to Mar-
be ttpa
Medics Praised
On nne Spirit
By CpL LaFerata A Ffe. Dwyer
The same spirit thst carried tee
Medical Detachment basketball
team to tbs Championship last
winter, showed Itaell thte week
when two unusual ceremonies arose.
Although they occurred late at
idgbt. the Uedlesl Detachment
responded with a spirit that
brought the persratal commendat-
loo of the Surgeon for thte fine
devotion to duty.
Pfc. John Collins Is back In the
Sick and Wounded office, after ten
days of wedded bliss, and what do
you know, the poor boy Is now
looking for a ten day convales
cent furlough. Sgt. Johnson No. 4
barrack chief nlghly walls when
the boys stop to talk after the lights
arv out. ’’Touse gxiys diagnose
your case some other place”. To
Miss Wagner of the Army Nurses
Corps: We are s little late. Happy
Blrmday to you. Lt. 'Masse the reg
ister of the Beepltal to a stamp
collector,' tell ns, where are you
going to put all these stamps after
the War te over? Sortey not In the
state you come from, you kpow
what I mean, that Uttle dot on
the map. R’hode Island.”
By Pvt. John J. Jenktes. News
FlacCit dpi. uirty Btten was
slapped >9' s Waae, hte wife. An-
— Bve Oteta to in town wr a
kya. Well what do you know,
the Medio bnaeball team ftaaUy
won a game, eoittd tt be beesnse
Sielr “Famed” coach. “Let’s Bus-
sle.” Btoci. wasn’t there? We won
der. For a teoffr, ana taonld see
Pvt “Beer Barrel’’ Jatate ta ae-
tlcB at te l&tormatteB Data.
y . Browning. DepazitaMBt hsad
UtUItteB. te gMng ord-
ecB Bmbb tag*, dne to te fact
tank hs’a te eagy mm ta Ms de
partment One word deecrtotton of
KftcheU ef te tek and
tte Ffe. Wflttama has snTlItet
ooukt tt be becanee be made Cor-
penl?
79HhWeleeme*Neu)
Commianding
Officer
m, mt. s«M ronKBLAMD
I—kw Ow mn-rnii. « vbleh
be bad beB OomBMuaitag Officer
jy te paet year. Cttpteki Jota A.
Mratte waw trsnsBiiotf te anetb-
er Bald teat tmek. Whtte a firat
to the
- ^ a aettvatad at Oba-
onto Field ta teie. MOL Gapteia
BIrattfin was prenmted tqbte praa*
ent rank teat Deoenter. A sincere
a and a fine officer,
Btiatlao baa te retaeot
and beat wtehes «f every member
of te Tgoadiua who was prtvDec*
ed to aerve under Mm.
•w tttepiy tti
Lt Xart B. .
amteed to te
lA. Oanvtt
P. Mebley tam ben eaeeeedad Csi^
aa OD. 14. Bteeber
eMtetad ta te Bepiter Mm
toam at Oaten. Ohio. Anteteg ta
Steed id'lbtaam **
FWdi tor mom tem taswe yvars,
batag at te tetter statte whw
it wan attacked by te Jua on
Tterwmbir T. ptL Be eifiiiMii i|
ifto te tStedee teat year te ^boA
he
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by Mtbcm CaniM, Crwtapr of 'Tavry an^ thw Piratws*
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