I
Inly 3. 1943
TiM. W C
COLUMNiS!%^i
^NEWSebI
fMM YOTO •* ®
squadron
333nl 6. Ls
On The Beam
Br SGT. FKANCIB T. FEESiCll
CootrftU to All ttM men oa their
receot promottocu to the eext high
er grade. The Anted InvAAloa of
Bur(^ woen’t Anythhig ooiapAred
to the tnvAsioB of Mt. OUoe oa
June Id by thooe two esteemed
Lochlnvers of BAiTACfen lib. Cpl.
“Deed Pen" Welsh delms sleep is
good for all soldien. frt Cohen
seems to think that he is running
this outfit the way be goes out
on pwssee aad the passes the
"buck" to somebody else. 6gt. PIcA'
rtoiio is begtoniog to get oa the beam
with his new Job aa detail fier*
geest. You had better be careful
Sgt. Bennett or you’ll be swinging
a pick one of these nJshts. The
“brotherhood of murder^’ BS g t.>
Murphy. Cpl. Rowe and CpL “Our
Don” have given up Rafelgfa as
their playground and are iMttng
for new leads to conquer. We wood*
c why 8-8gt. Pierce doesn't stay
in bia barracks once in awhile aft*
er wort, we bfen roar company
Bgt.. aad we won't tdte yoa.
PlaNi Cpl. “Andy" Lovaslk has
gone aad treaded that Is^ afile.
congratalatlans an yaur marriage,
“Ai^. Cpl. Kapinskl got Jealous
of “Andy’s” aasnlage. sa he turned
around and baesme awNrad to ''
’’■en^'. Oongrats to yoa a
Opl. KaoinsU. 0«r 'T>Bn’’ is
now and yoaiftsidd see the letters
he is eendtog eut. bey oh bey. the
mall is rsh^g it M week.
CpL “Dog Tags’’ Barite stooe his
peesMdloa Is sectoaito tidnklag ef
nmatag toe mala P. o. toe way he
bw taf hJoat aaitow rank,
’’■toger’' tawcaak now hai
pcebtom onhla mlad. toaee Ma
areand devaf
|Opl.
motion he is toiaklng of haw he
— r latoe ha'pay.
meoad lata
I lid. Be mja B*s hscaaae:
agto. "Pto” and Leggto waa’t let. _ __ ^
As Im toe Wa ef a to* to toe Ooard Bgaadrim has tostttahjd the
otoer taarraoki. honor barracks aWards sgalem to
Sfft. Patuchek
By CPL. LAPBBUTA A PPC.
( DWTKB
Sgt. Patuchek of Ward U has
been walking around in a dase for
the past two weeks, the Barge
arrived borne one fine evenA to
find a double addition in the lam*
fly. yep twin boys, congratulations
Sgt. (what a man) Patuchek.
Sgt. (Big Noise) Trout was Seen
out auto riding with a'coitpie of
WAACS. Things aren’t as bad
they used to be. ’Tech 8^.
Blimp Eldrldge*Sgt. (Z have ser
vice) Martin and Pvt. Larro are
now Blvoucing. The bard hitting
Officers soft hall club was saved
by the rain the other night. At the
end of three inidngf* the score was
d*l against them and the ezdteted
men hadn't even started to bear
down. The nest game we are go
ing to allow them to use tennis
racquets. We are considering
swearing out a warrant for Lt.
Archer for the way be umpired
that game -^ROBBER.
Cpl. Gene Fenton a former
white collar worker, is now a Whis
at first aid. % Yeah,
The Domlnatico for the cheapest
man is Cpl. Frawely according to
Pvt. Rod|^. “He woldn*t give you
the right time if he bad two watch-
i.”
One of the best tttings we have
seen yet to Pvt. Bendiner of the
Sick and Tired Office nmning for
a busi WOO-WOO
The answer to the $#4. questton
by the Medics daon receive for-
loiwfls is because toe Air Corps
boys arc aatl and axe always get
stok. Or is It Just gahlsbrl^
fcSowsf
in the cervioe
U. Rlcciy (toe
1 of FFO Jotm O’
*Xtoe hut you ars ugly.*'
794th Welimnes
New Qffkeis
By SflT. BILL gPBNCEB
The squadrop welcsmvs their
■ew Oammaodtog OBIcer Captain
Jeune D. MataBe this patt-woek
alsug wMh swotoer oew officer Lt.
Oeocge O'Brioa Atopg with the of-
1 same several Bon-Oomms and
_ mn. We aresme (hey will Ml
fhid dm tottli tope sa a ^ -
92S BeginM Honor
Bwrrufiko Su«tem
ByMGT. B. W. BALI.. JB.
Sgt. “Ducky" Clark to zww back
from his mauth end Ms asstot-
sat Pfc. ^fdoB R*s BOW OpL)
*’Oarley“ Free wttl hove to ge t
back OB toe beosa. Ffe. Boy “Bal*
dy Nuto to SB Ms wi
toa hwpy deys to Hew
I
I to-
. tot. Cpt* Alfeaite
j It aomt be tore but we Aoubt
It tom are afraid a( gilllug out
of oach otoers 4i|ld ao toey acust
have aoBMtotog up tottr stoovea.
Pto. •'■emilme” D^aOb our
now MgM OQ osftatoly kui— bow
to pomed Ms ear. Qm. ‘Bsmaiy"
Shawver haa gtvca up A program
sa ”Tbs Art of ktsAg Lov^ud
has astttod Sowa to a «At life
to too barmeks. At Dsatsl .Zkapeo*
tisa toll weak Cpl. laosMIe toced
ths Puittot aguasely aad hald A
matojs to A rigtal haad. of couroe
bo WM Acad m Clam 4.
Ibo aaaastt asaa of the week
to our “ted Suer’ Opl. “Chet’*
WUMoi. he refuses to make the
bote aad Mitoe teem lor too mea
to ttie .barraeka. B*s yreto poor,
what our awn ttork caaH even
get aiw man. uaw 1 woader why
couidTt be. tout he Is going crasy
oowrtlag toe mall, ptoaeo tell as.
Praads. Sgt BMare, our sgt Mat*
or. Is getog home on a nirloai^
Bsxt meath to get married. Good
took..kid. you win need It.
_ - 801
toe Post The awards nr toe pate
Saturtey’s’ bneottai went to ar-
laeks m and Barracks 04. B.Bgt
Petonan, Sgt. Cavey, and the bmb
of their bararaeks are to he caa*
ntalatod oa haM tea Sato to
raeetvo thte towr. Ibt wtetetop to
aaw: Wfli bo aA to hoU
the award? Tte oChw hairaelB
laadeia are out to take aaray toa
fteques so let’s see aoam veal
compeUttocL
The winning saftball team ac toe
agusdran to new sperttag aaw md*
fonxM hi two taiM afleet of brlL
Usat gresB and yaOow. What ams
to have baao the tueVlb stmtoM
same won tms rained* oat. leaviig
the nlforwui somoWhat ‘
dra«gl«d. butalBile
cant hart too t
and the other *
of tost green
Here’s ao At Esse ares between barradss of the TMtb that rea^
attracts the boys. Sitting in the fooreground is Pfc. Delphln K.
Robinson of Norwood, Ohio. Standing by the gate and “gabbing’’
with Urn is Pfc. Odls C. Taylor of Wefnert, Tex.
Sgt. BsrfmsB. aad ak mwaberi of
toe agaadmo have not aaly been
tovttBd halt wgad to try
Hew BMri^ Bhw
The new baaing xtog hero hi toe
- —-
New Day Room
Plans In 791st
By PfC HM BOBBELLI
WHhln toe not too far off futare,
the Wist Straadron win have an
other attractive Pay ftooaa
to that In Bttilrttng 441. Plans are
underway for the interior decora-
ttona and part of the basic work
has already started. B w&l be com*
plAly furnished with soCt-cusb*
mnad tealrs. vaietlaa bUnds. writ*
iDg tacUltiea. radto and reoosi'
Ayw sad magartofs. Mode
pliuaa were made during ttie iiast
week by thras M too ieuowa from
Barrel ttl under Bw dtracUon of
U. Benlg. Tbay have been put up
to Pawiteamm *
squadraa area gh
Sadr af aotfaa I
toeoiitlB. m to a
a put
- I lOT 1
gurpoee of Vumtng ptoma Mudl
llcatlaa. Bach one was made ac-
ccadhii to a pro ?lwtoirinlaoJ scate..
When vtowad froan a dtofca of
0 teat itm take an the appear-
aaea af ulMt Bw actual aaomy
oradt weuM tote Uha mt a teilaiu n
of 04 yarte. Bate ptone beam a
naaiber aa toa uadaraUe of its left
wtag. Tbeaa aopiben oainslte wA
tbeae on a teaA aa tee wiB whleh
gtvaa Bfll tetate ao aate modM.
^ At large
Aide “Pate'
flcal sent to lA ^tose B
to baoeam «.
stodott aad-in dae time
euBsa out as a frdl ptodgai a. oi.
an At about tort graduato. Lately mate teBoim
Ttotima A otoar tnm around and fa lu harraoks
have been tWKhmtng to wonder If
to s(dtoa& leakuo. Tba
_wm ctovaa to four aaS eur'he re^y would male a good me-
The WWtfraiai M toe Matt dopart*
raat BBgt. BIB Denahue aad OpL
Can Melvin are planning a
ap to A acene of their latest coa-
• “ • •** B. C. The ■ ‘
ahead A woadaatel
55!?*«25 Item toa* tear man •tvan.au thte
lau Mp A 9hoy caBte B raaS
laliow
soma what start!*
ad (A weak to bahald a new Baau
Brummel to A paraun af OpL
Oariea Welnstoin.. Who bas tong
been known for A enoeas amouBt
of cloth to A trousers. Now Char
lie Is msttog A nearest thing
to a taUor made aaoC site Amy
raculattons wM altow.
The beWit of iwmoWHng or ste
er was reached en Sunday. June
when our day zoom a^tendaol.
A] Olasser, called A frdber A
Father’s Pay and tfaoughtufly re
versed A charges. Anyway, we
tomgA Papa was glad to hear
from bis “mtle*’ bey. ^
Tim toweot thief to A wsrM to
ay eathAA to At one wbr
.. .. .... uuihtag «f( A
. e. If youTe eanteaHil
WsB. M year oonsclanee be year
guA. ITS a tong drag into A
m ef Obtovton.
cbaide or that it would be better If
799th Leges
Two Officen
By SGT. DON SUTHEBLAND
Following close on A depar
ture of Captain Stratton, two more
officers were transferred out ef A
squadron during the past week. Lt.
Oarrett J. Abiey and Lt. Fred
erick W. Blackwen. The equad-
roo's association with these two
fine officers was always pleatiuit
and Ay have our sincere and
hearty wishes for success.
Every man is welcome to his
own opinion, but A considered de
cision of A rest of A squadron
is that Bob O’Brien dnlnitely
shouldn’t have uteod to front of
Harry James and said (auote) {too*
oey (unquotej. Just goes to snow
what At tint visit to A Bib
City does to a guy.
The Job our students do alng-
A “Mona” and “Allouette” fully
nm^lts the Excellency Banner Ay
received for Air vocal efforts.
The squadron’s Permaneztt Party
was depleted considerably last
week by the transfer of mveral
men to oAr squadrons on t b e
field.
And we will close oo a tender
note of'eme Pvt. Buttte'h Caaa-
nova - like qualities. Pemtt us a
telapered aside: why don’t you
take it easy, BUI? Tlte gal had a
system A, aad ywi had to spoil
It Ah — I’s
PUgM Beoerd
A Air rstum flights after de
livering pcswmiiei aad material to
fighting trim for his first year to
Navy ferry planes now bring stra-
tagle matertols to America. Not
pound of sate ear|m has been
to date. Prom Obtoa these
pianee are bringinc to cargoes of
gstan, toft and A to At order of
prlortty.
The quartenaaster corps atmdt
4444 to keep A average onbllirr to
tltotobw Mm A Mslfrto year to
A araiy.
Mvee Bari Dowte. A tatoss vie-
A. Per A past few msaA be
A baco i 0 ate 0 paga
totters regtdarly frem a earttei
~ ' af feto female public. But,
. _ iai*t A oototatekM vassoa
for A being aottced. Tbraa days
be was called to A day
■ mU
T. A
. _ - up A
recelvar sad meekly said. “Hel
lo.** A weren’t nls to gat A
i M It sure A ragiotor with
ArL baeauoe be was beaming ao
nmte At A earn even Bt up.
awute ^ In bo karractahattou went oomettA A this:
“Oee, A rm glad to bear from
yeul** It teanged to soe loud yell,
maid
from, a jmriy te> Buffalo V.
bB bewUerad* he plebsd i
ef fwteng.
nSB VgLEME
A B-page •valmae on service la-
uklte repsedaced A Idaa-
WfteaHiine of A Army- Navy Ma-
rtae (torpe and Coast Guard and
ate naval afrermft, bas baca pre
pared by A WaHnnel Oeegrapkic
BocMy. Captea atol be gtvea to
_ he let
howl ami said At he waa -Balebad.
Sevnral of A tx^ gathered
aroute to taka a Ak. but aoaa to
them seemed to baow wbat It weo.
ibr maker tafermed Am th** tt
was a By net to be bung over A
oet. Sinee tbea be has beea sleep
lag mute osuader.
Lsve Bug Bttm
Pnaa A way many to A iel-'
lews have bem oazzying on latte'
It to ontte aoDavant that tee fBei-
ste mneqnAs are not A only
sort of Aeets or bugs At have
bean bUlng. Dawn to torradai 40
Mole Call
bf MHlon CwM. OMtw ‘Varry and *• 1
Auxiliary Power
-IME C0k0MELWf»U7
SAT—* THE lOTOHfUb
TsuawREP wmeir ,
toss TO Oli FORCES.'V
he were put toto A Quartminaat- |
era Corps to do repair work on O. j
I. clothmg. Tbe reamn for this Is ]
due to A At At a few days ago
— - 'SS.^g irtS ‘!5??
Mw yard -awer yard of btaa tope*
^nth teeas. aaedla ate Bread ha ,
want to work. After aavosal boom .
taformad hhn tea.
aaM waeb.a
Bewllderad
Since A SBlddle ef
tog "TIS Mi Milia#** liwntor on his
■euB alsBg sMto A pato table
in A iwcreatton zwoib. Tbla poor
chaw to Bit. Baott *«BtetAU'’
Swing to barracks SO. It all start
ed whan Bwtog awte A Ate-
nA At be waa an exaert ovol
playsr wad would Iqy odds At ne
eaud beat any suAoh put up
aselnst htoo. Bdward IbaaMiwiirl.
alsa to A aams barratea aad la
lent ptaaer to A awn right.
m tbe teaWenge. As ban after
baS dKVped toto A oppenents
rack ate point after pokit stacked
up, Balat imsnt freling quite so
confident. Bended -up oo A abort
end. ate stooe then ims mid little
of A psevioos atoilevetMOts. It
aaast be due o toryoglito. or to