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lum.MftCflr
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Pic. Bud Drake
Gets Hariied
By rrc. Im b. wallbb
! 'Good Time By
'AU'At797H(q)
By SGT. JULIOS TSLLSN
Wey. Budwelser dM It We [
ere speeUnff of Pfc. Budwelser D-. ^ by eU
Drske, 901*8 peerless mascot, who b u good as any to express
coDttaues to astonUi his oomrades Brldaj^s squad*
with ooe new exploit after anoth
er. Drake's latest stunt was to get
married. Just Uk' that ... gM mar
ried. It's ^wtty easy to
TOO dance at the Service
Common complaint as expressed
by Cpl. Tony Slano was that no
•joner bad be placed his arms
wli»t the new Mn. Drska Jooks “•"« P^tty "^yeful' .
dance, then came that famlUar
tap on the back, and there he was
left standing on 'the «**"»*» fkiw
looking more like a statue In an
arms • outstretched pose. Well,
tha.t's the closest some of the boys
have been to a female In quite a,
while. So quit complaining, men;
chin up, better luck next time.
And there will be a next time
cause we’ve Just learned that the
797th has again wen the “E" Ban
ner. At a later date 797 will run
another dance, and already a Ug-
ger and better program is idacmed.
Arranges Danee
Sgt. Anthony Ardulno, the di
minutive little Sgt. who can out
talk any man tndee bln sise, ar
ranged the dance. Tony's quite a
The front of the 99th Technical School Squadron 8P.) Orderly
Room makes a sure 'naff neat picture and the cute little erudite
eagle on their sqmdnm sign adds a toudi of color to the scene.
■ad neat, with a Jitter-bugger, ami with his bad feet
mplexlOD thatitoo. well, weU. the matter will
oners from the have to be Investigated.
like, ate's small aad
glossy white ' . . _
should bring her offers from the have to be Investlgsted.
soap companies. The bride’s maid- That recent rainy weather we
en name was ED^Ufe. abe was enjoyed was a new expenence for
given hi marriage last week by a'Mrs. Edna Olasbrenner. Tou see,
eitlseo of Oddsboro rdio read about. Sdna. the wife oi Pfc Barold Olas-
Budwelser’s pranks in the news- brenner came in for a two week’s
papers. Present at the ceremony stay and smack into the ralna.
were 8t Sgi. Roger Barklow and I Oh. come now, wfaa’d’ya call that
bis wife, who served as best msnlstuft. liquid sunshine? Mrs. G is:
sfxl bridesmaid, respectively. TTbel employed at Lockheed. No. she la
newly married couple have nt tq> not a welder at Locldieed.
hnnsekeigdng to a nif^ new pondi Keeps 497 In SMihes
which the beys of the aqnadim R’s no wonder
K ve them as a wrrtillng gtfl. Thk- *97 Is always In a good mood.
( things with hls mnal serenity, two of Its tnhabftanta. eenMbnIe
Budwelser carried hls bride aaomlln keepfng ttte boys i hmglilm
the thfiehnli, s wire fwn^ sndtW^ nls never eeSUng sloA ^
then tuned to the gsQmrhig. | tell stories Angrio ffmnrfri
“ITmnks for ttie hiBweet, chmu^ (always hss a new one to anrteg
he snld. **Aad now. beat it. I fot|When ttie old tele w4nis ent. aS
Imporiant bmliiMS.^ T9m brtdet ttmogh ttie eager Mstners aaay be,
' '' ' ’ te stitches. Novareae hrida tee
794th Diaeovera
Farmer In Midat
By SOT. BOX STBNCXB
There is one soldier In this or*
ganimtion who has the future
aO idanoed out after the war. He
Is Cl^ Jim Xetr, popular boss of
the laundry department. ^. Kexr
has been aD his days off
over to a nearby town 'iriieze he
bonnet, a baste of earty-U
. stlnaweedi. was caught by
Uentlttod AM stadeMwhei
seen tearteg for Ms barratte wlte
a bMte frm ear to ear.
atePB of The Times; PCe. George
Pedfan tiyhig to take a i
> sdroDne
ane ef'aBt Mb who csew
back troni fnrttngh a day early
Pfe’s N«
Smite I
Klag VIbNb Ship Barracks 409:
AUUEB8 (CHS) - Iteen Kin, *
Qeerge VI vWted
straitetest face yoo^ve ever
And there’s Den Oreateen
Tli Mid used to be a bnrt
baiter. Th keep In practlee
usneffr rntttea off eneefhisfoate-
tor barker spiris. Den, theytea.eaa
bmlee^ batetog, OanT
"gteg CL L
'*1 now site to ,
awate. * So myw Pfc. neak Oa-
lerty. In cMItoB Bfe Prate aaag
" i Detroit l^pfaeopal Charte and
_j did radio work. WeO. if
oclgbbors don’t wiitetoto. sB wen
of farming. Jim to
talk about pfamllBg anythtag
mnshreoBUs to tobacco white Is to
be the oop that will make him
not a farmer but a plantatlan
owner. Bt Is ready to take In a
few partners mte. so here to yoer
chance to settle tot the state of
I of toagle gay
. a wtih the.
I’k oeaae when he got
imiM for-be stole tee haarto of
at a ocrteln
warship here recently the ship's
cipteln was confronted wlte a
. ^finnrdbi^ln tradUton a
tee crew after tee KMg toaw
carry no Menir bnt
tetotti toaStten by
innhie pnrtlwa if
■ hips
I Man to Army
(cate>-—
i nfo mncli
toe cempKcated for George Imn-
tenr, m be*e bate to ten Ariny.
DiBchMged becaase he was ovm
te festeiM enW that hs fouad
terWan life "Jaet one ceopte aft-
On The asaBe
Pfo George Keefer would have
yop know that be to one beck of a
good barber, even thoegh be
came tote rested to tee art of ent-
ttog hair after hs got tola tee
Army. IKK hs docs aoi see a bowl,
aad be r^erto a hoat of mttoftod
cf tuuMae. Ba bnriest ttsae to tee
period before Ineper-Unn eteen he*s
kept berily oecuptod entttog the
on hair ia Ql toagth. To top tt
all. George glies luiiraito *Vm flie
~ Mae.”
Tblk about thrflteg work. Bow’d
yon nke to be a tote toeterf At
K Jnet teat, aad realto leoad
work exclttag and terinhig.
Dte was a tote teater at tee Got-
eral Motora ptont to rai'
gan. Otlviag cceteat oa
witot
onve GpL Gun-
yuv toalday aft?
. don’t galle know what
to do at atos a’dote each evenfag
tm with *Xtohe” on oacatton. (va-
iBon ia a oMMbb for tain '
Ton wB haew a eeMiei to no-
ta Oi taleugh la thto eiasTdea
tmen he gees lontag up to Opt.
Mtoe Brynyk wlte aew etoJpee tobe
aewed an er peats to he teeitem
cd. Bhcn it eeaaes to tafloetog Cpl.
ni’yiuFk is to a etoai cf his own.
—■ ~ — i*t been
hls
I hate bat be diS ahleet 1
River bank when a cop came along.
ifco cop didn’t mind Kun taking a
I _ . - .... — ..-gj
b e
.. the
Itoad m. Be reaebd
“ ' $1189
ran pedM eff • flee, taaead It on
—* sway wUeUioi.
L tee typfoal Amertoan bead
to enow hnmr.** B is as
Ordnance Men
Gets Cmgrais
By SGT. PRANCB T. PBEMBT
Oongratulartonn to the men to the
Ordananoe who have bewi recwit-
|y promoted to Oorporml. We aep-
pooe sow teat there will he more
poIUog of rate'to Barracka ML
tas snyone a mare can of wax
polish for that golden don>e of CM.
(Corley) Flee’s. he wants it rimow*
* nd.
OongratulatlonB to SJBgt. h^id-
den on Ms recent xnamage. We
bet he wttl tow the Itee now. SBgt.
Pieroe is opact ahont It tte^^
for DOW be win bave to mop hto
own floor and make hia own bed.
Cpl* (Phlae Plato) Incoattc la
iw folBg around with a pretty
BBBfle on Mb foce. teoae store
teste certainly bstatta sm up.
dont teayf CM. (Deed Pen) WSMi
to now the lectar^ N. CL O. ~
chemical purfaie. and can ha
t WACra wlte
wonder hew BJgL Bcred
kM^teeee hogo down at tee om-
trel tower on tee has
r have a oeopto of
_n. B amstbewu
N- ""t to sot tee
M uute m tteee. CpL Joe amtere
had better «■ Ma^%etty” to am
a dUtaent brute of l^ltok for
teat brand to a "
Wottce the nmerim that CpL Od
ea haa developed (behtod hto aaett
‘-m rtdtag that Wfee aB over
campw Aay me need a
nat We mrirrstate teal CpL
tt-M tee nrderii xoem has gma
_ far r mtbis teem en tee Mde.
Bey. felews, CM* CDot B DtSt)
Rneaa-wnd receives a large peek-
age of cnokico from home eadi
Ttwediy. Tou are all tovtted to tea altar. GpL
dtae wtte him. bar —*‘'1-^ i
No Sktoa
799th Enters
Foot-sise Derby
By SGT. DON SUTHBBLMCD
Waiting mttO ttM nmy end un-
toteresttng clalxno of the rmt of
the squadrons bave been turned in,
we now wish to make our bid for
podlatrtc fame entering Fred Scho
field's name to the Foot - Slsa
Derby. Fred’s dainty trilbies are
E rotected from the mud by a
I BSB OI brogao
Graduation from AM adbool.
whim along with time and tide,
watts for no man. wUi soon do
our baseball team dirt Joe Rsep-
ka. the cluh’s leading hMcr and.
far our doo^. ooe of the league's
most valuable playefa, hae nearly
completed hls stay tX SJ. Along
with hls staggtng. Zip’s fWtmng
and hustle have contributed much
to the squadron’s good record In
Post cmyietitton.
Dave Wullains has returned from
hls talMigh with riowhw talm of
tee MlnMgaii lakes.
Rom tee snap heb higghT^ around
to Me pocket, however, we'd say
that his best catdi came ootslde
the flttitag departsaeaL Bcally.
solid. Tsdb, really solid.
*’~ngrato from flm aqnsdroa to
foUewtag mm m teeir promo-
i: Dtek Praoeld to Stofl Ser-
A MKe IgerOU. Fairto aaetb*
ate Boh Msmvres to Ber-
it. and Dick Balfaker. Lloyd
aad Wett Rowe to corporal.
_ B ’ People - Never - Learn
DepurtaMnt; Alter e Swiday
Same smtelmf ago BetAy Plim
y**.t*'*?* pkoper sympathy when
m Mt me dust aftor stopping a
beS wttli faii Dost. Bowever, it’s
heylnnlng to be an old st^ now
heriuee last amdny. Reekv waml.
h* y TgMyW itocttotatoilr-
Ihe fuse wlte a brand
yKm m tee same pioee m
htoechnooto alta hsfteImagato.
Ciqpid h Solid
WA lllhGlion|)
. have been
** ^■■fteg at the
tog a toaO of tasetasm Ml rig.
*•
««»■ V- nrwj Mn, kon on
—■ -AM n kn BM uo
d bn birwiHd tr one
same category as yri
- * ► left
to M
— - Sgt. WHUam Votapg «ho 1
9 to
who
—— r—erltli
much totezeet. talks threateningly
kaet Mnwrit^a^of
• ?**to-pw"wMsd tosA weak were
KBgt Banld Thnmai, whe made
T. SgL Cpto. Mkhari WOhto and
. Phrti Bsnlhsm who wesl to Set*
CM Johmy_ ‘•Stager’’^ Sawrite mid Pvto. Aaien BagodiL Arthur
hufm M ^ fcglnb Md n BMer^nnd TModoraTnin, wbo
■pppum a eerlato maM to ^ to soads Ogd.
BB BM. ate Tte oannl Ink o( nt ■ nlU
can mve Mm ate he welcome to ate tato wmrins MMW wtth tt
tejta to hto chatter. ,tee rm teat me 7S pSo^
OttAssto ^ leal oGeirm p^xoB ^m. Cpl.
OB agate for mpra dsvBliy areLjotei ■tertotrr. wm Oa^Mto m-
Mfl, taU ^ Stefsf enimmdjM the
> emmteto. Ow Sgt
_ ite M’s a
bear Uw play
tee redloi. CM
tean got Ms atttoes »te he to he- a BwaGsai.
Mole Coll
CsniS. Crostor wl Tmry and ihg Piratte*^
n
Hwifc Covotuflc
TMS AMM coev IC£D&
PROTECnON—TO0
JOKERS AREeON> ID
BE MY M7WNCE 69^!
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