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i SMITHFIELD HIGH TIMES CLASS PROPHECY Silence Everyonel After searching the four corners of the earth we have at last found the one person who has the mystic power to predict the futures of the grad uates of 1955* Quiet* We must have complete silence before this mystic performs his supernatural feats. We now present Swami-Calonyon Di Gonyon — alias M. T. Baggett, who, after graduating from S« H, S, has become the greatest mystics the world has ever known. Enter Mystic! I see Steve Upton now making his annual tour of the world with his famous harem now appearing on the West Coast. The star of his harem is that exotic dancer. Miss Joyce King Strickland, Looking further into the future, I see Linda Lee, Ruth Beasley, and Dorothy Ann Morgan are now the heads of the "Tootsie Clinic" for tired footsies. Streaking through the skies, I see dashing Air Force Cadet Bob "Steve Canyon" Jmtthews, in his F-S6 Sabre-Jet, He is now commander of a squadron of planes named the Tiger, the Lion, the Cobra, the Panther, and his own craft, the Sashie!! Shirley Thompson Eyrd and L^-llian Wallace Bush, who have settled down on route both agree that "A Ejrd in the hand is worth two in the Bush," Police have announced the newest additions to the famous Hall of Infamy, They are Jimmy (alias "Baby-face") Moore, captured after a furious 12 day gun battle with police (they were attempting to take him to Court on the charge of driving a delapi- dated wreck) and Nell "Diamond Lil’‘ Hooks, who was caught trying to smuggle pictures' out of the annual room, ' Jo Ann Coats, whose residence is now in Selma has been wamed by Selma offi cials to stop yelling "Hurray, Smithfield," everjrbime she goes downtown. Joyce Dupree and Sarah Wells Warr are now joint heads of the Library cf Con gress. They are kept busy looking up records for such famous senators as John Twisdale and the noted Dennis V/atson, Scientists Fred Hoyt and Lehman Barnes are now battling over that perplexing problem which has disturbed mankind for generations, "Which came first, the chicken cr the egg?" Good luck, boys! Hamilton has finally landed a part in that spectacular movie entitled 'Mother of the Groom", I now look in on the famous Langston Brothers, those racing daredevils, Adolph and Rex, who have just broken the world’s speed record at Daytona Beach. They were aided by that well-known racing technician, Jerry "Zip" Stephenson. I see the head teacher of the Smithfield Kindergarten is Miss Charlotte Ann Mwards. Her favorite pupils are children of some of our old classmates — Janice ^ord Johnson and Glenda Davis Johnson, And up in the wild blue yonder I find Jean Corbett who has just been voted the hostess with the mostest" with Central Airlines.
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