SMITHFIELD HIGH TIl^IES
LAST Vi/TLL AM) TESTAMENT
The fifty six members of the Smithfield Senior Glass, being of exceptionally
strong body and average intelligence, do hereby make and publish their Last Will
and Testament on this the 5th day of April, 1957*
1, To the faculty we give and bequeath our complete forgiveness for all they
have made us suffer, trusting that our forgiveness will exert influence toward a
peaceful conscience and mercy on those who follow us.
2* To Mrs, Peele the Senior Class leaves a book entitled ’’The Subjunctive is
Subjunctive to the Subjunctive,”
3, Barbara Parrish wills her words, words, words, to I4ary Ann Stallings,
4, Third period study hall leaves an isolation booth to i'^Ir. Benton, if he can
get in it*
5, Sue Massey bequeaths Sally Ann's disecting kit to Mary Jo Brown,
6. Beth Boyette leaves her ability at figures to Jean Parker,
7, Jack Taylor wills his brown nosing ability to Darby Wood and he'd better use
it.
Nancy Moore bequeaths her dimples to Susan Eason.
9* Nancy Pitch! leaves absolutely nothing, she's taking "Sweety Ennis" with her,
10, Harry Woodard wills his speeding tickets to Joe Reed.
11, Janice Edwards bequeaths her forward spot to Phyllis Lee,
12, Jiiiany Lee and Edward Patterson leave iheir hunting licenses to Miss Wayne©
13* To Alvin Peedin and Eugene Woodall as well as the rest of the upcoming bus
"irivers; Lawrence Langdon, J. W. Coats, Marie Stewart and Danny Hill leave their
hopes for a raise in salary.
14* Sally Ann Wood Crocker wills her mj^stery recipe on how to make an Upside Down
Cake turn Topside Up to ¥irs, Ramona Cash,
15* Annie Laura Peterson leaves the French class
16, Charles Lee bequeaths an open spot on the first string basketball team to Wilt-
hhe-Stilt Highsmith,
17, Norma Kistler leaves printed handbills to be distributed next year to all
females in Johnston County stating. Beware of all Johnson boys who drive blue
station wagons.
18, Private Billy Lynch leaves his stripe to Alvin Peedin,
19, Howard Mallard regrets to divide his harem between Roy Land and Melzer Morgan.
20, Wayne Hildebrand wills his book "The Power of Negative Thinking" to Tucker
harbour.