SMITHFIELD HIGH TIMES
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I, C. ALL ANSWERS QUESTIONS
UNDERCLASSMEN VJANT TO KNOW
Do you renEmber those i^uestions
listed under the heading UNDERCLASS14EN
^ANT to know in the November issue? Well,
have a certain member on the paper
staff, I.C. All, who will answer them
for you now,
1) Is Mr, Floyd really as comical
S-s chapel indicated?
Yes, in fact he is. However, to
Answer the question honestly, I must
Say that Mr, Floyd is almost too comical
for words, I think that Mr. Floyd’s con
science hurt him a bit after chapel,
^hd I»in told by a student in'second
^^oriod history class who is not on the
^^per staff that recently his motto is:
What you see here.
What you hear here.
What you do here.
What you say here.
When you leave here.
Let it stay here.
If Mr, Floyd has not adopted this
^otto, perhaps he should. It wDuld keep
^is name out of such columns,
2) What is the funny that Mrs.
^oyette cracked^
Mrs, Boyette, one cf the more
^^lemn members of our faculty, really
a very delifhtful sense of humor,
^ not sure whether this is Ber first
ftriny, but it is a good one!
Ernest Whitley in first period
^th class wanted to open the door for
'fresh*’ air. However, the door to the
^rench class was open, and since the
^^Unds of oral conjugations would (^sturb^
advanced algebra class’ balancing
^^Uations no end, Mrs, Boyette refused
request. He replied that he woild
icse nine pounds just sitting in math
^fo-ss under those conditions, Mrs, ^ i
^yette replied that it wouldn’t hurt him
bit.
3) Did Mrs, Peele really yodel in French
class?
Yes, she did. And she did a rather
good job of it, if you cal2. that
yodeling.
4) Did Mrs. Peele’s college French
teacher tell her to drop French because
she could not learn the language?
Yes, but it seems that she overcame
that little difficulty quite well,
5) Did Mrs, Avery, by leaving, take
mercy on last sophomore class?
No, she did not. Now those poor
sophomores are left to the toider
mercies of Miss Turner, But which
is worst, the tender mercies of Miss
Turner or the ?sweat blood" policy of
Mrs, Avery?
6) lr''Jhy are seniors so snobbish?
Snobby little freshmen grow up to
be snobby big seniors.
7) Does Mr. Payne really extend graphs
from the blackboard up the wall?
Yes, and he even uses colors.
There’s nothing like a colorful class#
room is there, Mr, Payne?
QUESTIONS TO BE ANSICERED
BY I. C. ALL CONCERNING THE HIGH
TIMES
1. Has the High Times finally received
a room in the school in which the
staff can work?
2. When will the next issue of the
High Times come out?
3. Has Billy Oliver gone crazy over
Lewis Carroll and Carl Sandburg
by opening and closing the paper
with quotes by those two each time?