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Page Four BI^OCONIAN Thursday, March 22, 1945 Around C. H. H. S. Well, well, sprig hab cumb— and the flowers are blooming, and the birds are singing and the girls are playing softball. The latter sort of ruins the picture, doesn’t it? Everybody around here has been spring house-cleaning. First Miss Manci, then the S. C. and Anally Miss Anderson got her Junior homeroom cleaned up. Mouse Face Teague looks so different without a “suntan!” And speaking of suntans, Ham has started worrying about hers already. As if she didn’t look like one anyway! At the picnic last Saturday more fun was had and more peo ple nearly killed. Mouse Face was “caught in the act” by Gobbel. For more details, see Gobbel — Teague’s still blushing. Among the numerous casualties was Corny Carmichael—with his face. . . he was in over his head. Just for the record: The idea for last week’s col- yum was gotten from the quizes in Seventeen. (I have to put the blame on somebody!) Also, to any teacher who might have read some article, I should like to state that there were no ulterior motives behind the “quiz” and that it was meant purely in a joking spirit. (Pretty feeble at tempt at humor!) I guess that’s looking after my poisenalty grades —heh, heh, heh. Look down, look down, that lone some road, before you travel on. (The pun directly above was ac cidental and not intended as such.) “AROUND C.H.H.S.” this head ing says, but this heading doesn’t know the half of it. It doesn’t even stay in the dark atmosphere three hours, much less nearly six. And Bruce’s 5c-to-$l Store For Values FOWLER’S Food Store All Kinds Fresh Meats, Groceries, and Country Produce Phone 9831 - 6611 Fish and Oysters in Season Train Buster / Four 20 millimeter cannon have made the North American P-51 Mustang fighters (similar to the one shown above) the scourge of Axis transportation on land and sea. Mustangs have won the nick name of ‘‘train busters” for their record of destroying scores of enemj locomotives in Occupied Europe. are we “around the high school”? Those boys we chase just will run in circles. With all the disillusionment that RAIN brings, it’s a wonder peo ple say anything. But I guess what with mouths and tongues and things, people just gotta talk. Seniors are saying; Unknown girl: “Gotta test next period, and I don’t know a darn thing!” Billy Carmichael: “I’m gonna sue. I swear, I’m gonna sue!” (with his face we’d sue, too). Helen Phil- Do you realize that our —!” Hal Cannon: “Aw CLASSIFIED ADS LOST — Blue notebook. Three ring. Please return to Classi fied Editor (Stanley Cohen). Reward. Rosens 5,10 & 25c Headquarters of School Supplies ips: class please, forgot to do my home work!” Bill Browne: “Have you seen Phyllis around?” Jack Spar row: “Duh!” Juniors are saying: Houston Teague: “Sir, you have my word as President of the Junior class, cross my heart, hope to die. Phtoo!” Guess who: “With that face I’d too!” Carlyle Mark ham: “Mrs. Macon, in this book it said something else!” Ardie Ham ilton: “S’tuff.” Sophomores say: Preston Car- roll: “The next time you put me in Keyhole, Blankity-blank!” Eve lyn Gooch and Billie Lou Ray: “We are not sisters!” Jean Cash- ion: “Why?” (That’s what we’d like to know.) Frosh sayings: Being still con fused by wonders (?) in our high school, they ain’t talking! Clothes Tailored to Measure Jack Lipman Service Insurance & Realty Co. PHONE 5721 Foister^s WE LEND KODAKS Did You Know? Shakespeare wrote 37 plays. The English Language is spok en by more than 250,000,000 peo ple and contains more than 700,000 words. Fifty-six persons signed the Declaration of Independence. In a recent test it was found that men from 18-45 like blondes better than brunettes. The human body is worth $.98. Peanuts are not nuts—they are beans. The Jugular vein is not a vein— it is an artery. The capital of the U. S. is not the City of Washington but the District of Columbia. DAFFINITIONS Famininity: Hungry females. Fore-site: The golf course of the future. DeaLicious: A royal flush. Tharong: A crowd of bad boys. Germony: Marks. Blaboratory: Where a gossip columnist does his work. Cannibull: One who eats ma tadors. COMPLIMENTS of The Porthole Carolina BARBER AND BEAUTY SHOP The Little Shop Dresses and Sports Accessories Smith-Prevost Roy Barham—Jesse S. Cole 3531 All Kinds of Hardware UNIVERSITY HARDWARE Cutlery — Paints — Oils Stationery School Supplies — Greeting Cards LEDBETTER-PICKARD
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