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“ SUNDAY, APRIL 25, 1943
With confidence in our armed
forces — with the unbounding de
terminatien of our people—we will
gain the inevitable triumph — so
help us God. „
—ReoseveltV. War Message
Our Chief Aim
To aid in every way the prosecu
tion of the war to complete vic
tory. _ __
THOUGHT FOR TODAY
Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrec
tion and the life; he that believeth in
Me, though he were dead, yet shall he
live.
—JON. 11;25.
If ye then be risen with Christ, seek
those things which are above.
—COLOSSIANS 3;1.
-V
Round and Around
It is one thing to know that we have the
right to expect as much food per capita for
Wilmington as anywhere in the United States,
but something else to get it.
C. Hillman Moody, Federal Food Distribu
tion Administration’s North Carolina supervi
sor, puts the responsibility on the shoulders
of manufacturers and distributors. He told
Wilmington wholesale and retail dealers, as
sembled at the Chamber of Commerce to hear
his message, that if they are discriminated
against they should so report to the govern
ment agency, which in turn would pass the
word along to the manufacturers and dis
tributors, and see if some of the surplus in
other sections may not be shipped here.
Without questioning Mr. Moody’s abstract
conclusions, it is still possible to point out
that Wilmington has been going short on food
for a long time, that the manufacturers and
the distributors are well aware of it and if
the federal food administration has not dis
covered it, it is due to blindness, deafness and
obtuseness. The situation has been repeatedly
placed before OPA authorities in Washington,
without benefit of the hungry.
According to the published report of what
transpired at this momentous conference, we
•re reminded of the old refrain: “Round and
round the vinegar cruet the monkey chased
fee weasel.”
-V
Jeffers Vs. Patterson
When William M. Jeffers absented himself
from his job as president of the Union Pacific
railroad system and went to Washington to
bring order out of the chaos that existed in
the nation’s rubber program, his sacrifice was
greeted with acclaim, and his expert serv
ices were welcomed with extraordinary glee.
At the same time some observers, already
familiar with the mental processes and crack
pot practices of bureaucrats, who fear that
Mr. Jeffers’ very efficiency would be a
stumblingblock in his path and foresaw that
whatever his progress, he would meet such
opposition and criticism that he would be
forced in self defense to quit his vital post and
resume his railroad work.
It appears that these persons had the right
view. Mr. Jeffers has experienced all the dif
ficulties the bureaucrats could create for him.
He has been criticized at every turn and al
most on every hand. Despite the fact that he
brought the manufacture of synthetic rubber
to the point where mass production may be
definitely counted on in less than a year, the
Office of War Information saw fit to issue a
garbled report which Mr. Jeffers declares
misrepresented the situation, and on top of
that Undersecretary of War Robert P. Pat
terson has injected a new point of controversy
Which seems to place the rubber administra
tor in a bad light before the people as willing
to place a handicap upon the Army.
The Jeffers wrath is easily understood. It
is equally easy to understand why he should
demand a showdown which must lead to his
or Mr. Patterson’s resignation. He is Said to
V
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have called the Patterson statement “the
most violent and unprovoked attack which a
public servant has ever had to sustain.” He
calls for an investigation to get at the “real
facts.” There can be but one outcome to this.
The inquiry must be held, and it must be
thorough. Somebody’s head must fall in the
basket.
It only proves what we have contended be
fore that bureaucracy is our greatest national
curse, and that our war effort cannot reach
its highest level of achievement as long as the
bureaucrats remain in the saddle.
-V
Allied Air Power
There have been many evidences of the ef
fectiveness of the Allied air attack on Ger
man^ and Nazi-held countries, none of which
is more convincing of the value of aerial
warfare than that it is costing Hitler a hun
dred and fifty locomotives a month — far in
excess of his replacement capacity. In con
junction with the destruction wrought in his
war industries, this loss is of inestimable
worth to his enemies. *
Hitler is not only finding it harder and hard
er to keep war implement production up to
the level required by his forces. He is also less
and less able to transport such tools as can
still be turned out to battle areas. With pro
duction and communication both suffering
heavier handicaps by bombing raids from Al
lied springboards, Hitler cannot continue to
keep his mechanized forces on the move in
definitely, and mechanized warfare is the only
kind he knows how to wage. The waning Nazi
strength in Russia is one evidence of the crip
pling effect of the Allied air war.
It is not only in isurope mat nmeu an
power is proving its mettle. When a fleet of
Allied fighter planes can destroy a convoy
of twenty mammoth, six - engined Messer
schmitts loaded with troops and gasoline in
the Gulf of Tunis in not more than ten min
utes, it is obvious that Hitler’s air forces
are being subjected to as heavy drain as his
war industries and communications. He lost
not only this score of Messerschmitts but
ten escorting planes as well, and not one of
the men aboard, sent to reinforce Rommel’s
weakening defense in Tunisia, or a gallon of
the precious gasoline he needed so greatly for
his tanks, touched Tunisian soil.
The Allies’ air umbrella over the Strait of
Sicily and all that section of the Mediterran
ean over which Hitler has sought to get sup
plies and men to Rommel and Von Arnim
has all but cut off the enemy’s communica
tions between Europe and Africa, a fact which
brings the victory in Tunisia nearer.
Altogether, the Allied air power is a chief
factor in the war drama now nearing its final
curtain for Hitler. This is the more hearten
ing because when the war started Hitler
had what seemed to be overpowering air
forces and his foes had to start from scratch.
-V
Showdown With Finland
It is not that we love Finland, but victory
more, that Washington has cracked down on
the Helsinki government, virtually withdraw
ing our diplomatic staff and all but severing
relations.
The underlying purpose is to encourage the
Finns to make a separate peace with Russia
and drop out of the war. By the means em
ployed to this end it is hoped to offset the
pressure Hitler has brought to bear to force
them into another and bloodier offensive
against Leningrad and to give up more sup
plies for the Axis forces everywhere.
Hitler’s threats, it is understood have in
cluded complete occupation of Finland. If this
should come, Finland would be reduced to a
state of vassalage resembling that existing in
Italy and Norway. Perhaps by refusing to go
on as an Axis ally, the country might receive
some help from Russia to resist a gestapo in
vasion. Certainly there would be substantial
help from the United States and Britain.
That the Finnish attitude has changed since
the Helsinki government threw in its lot with
Hitler is evidenced by Mannerheim’s declara
tion that Finland will spill no more blood and
sacrifices no more soldiers in another cam
paign against the Russians.
How the present move by Washington will
turn out is not clear, but in view of the fact
that Finnish leaders are disgusted with their
bargain with Hitler, and also because they are
quite capable of reading the signs of the times
correctly, it is reasonable to think that they
will shape their course more nearly in ac
cordance with the wishes of the United Nations
and leave Hitler to his fate.
-V
Might Stay In Town
Many Wilmington residents have rented
their beach cottages to workers in war in
dustries and officers of the Army. The ar
rangement has been helpful in partially solv
ing the area’s housing problem.
Now, with summer approaching, some of
the owners are notifying their beach tenants
to vacate, that the owners and their families
may occupy the property through the warm
months. They are well within their rights
in so doing, but it may be questioned if they
are doing their patriotic duty in the war
emergency.
The families they evict will be unable to
find other quarters. Houses, apartments,
even rooms are lacking, Wilmington and its
suburbs are overcrowded. It does not answer
to say that these people should have stayed
home in the first place. Army officers must
go where they are sent and without full
working staffs industries working on war
contracts could not fulfill their obligations.
They are here because they are needed.
If Wilmingtonians feel it necessary to oc
cupy their beach cottages this summer and
insist that tenants move out, would it not be
a kindly, patriotic move merely to exchange
residence with them, allowing the tenants to
occupy the town homes while the owners live
at the beach? If this is too altruistic, why
not stay in town, and leave the beach tenants
where they are?
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Fuehrer And Duce Agree
The Berlin radio, reporting on a recent
Hitler-Mussolini conference, said that “com
plete agreement was reached on all measures
to be taken in any respect.” One newspa
per’s story was captioned “Hitler and Duce
‘Agree’ Again.”
Obviously that heading was tailored to fit
a space. Otherwise the story could have been
told in less words and more accurately by
saying simply “Duce Agrees Again.”
The man-bites-dog story will come when
the report on such a conference can be head
ed: “Duce Disagrees With Hitler.”
--V
Inside Washington
By CHARLES P. STEWART
The foreign minister of Spain, Francisco
Gorrjez de Jordana, included an exceedingly
peculiar remark in his recent offer of Ma
drid’s “good offices” toward the restoration
of peace among the world’s warring powers.
Count de Jordana, to be sure, mentioned
no particular country by name, but he did
take the trouble to emphasize the Spanish
judgment that “Communist is a threat”
against which “western Europe should unite.”
Now, imagine, after such a remark, what
chance me man wno mane h would siana
in an attempt to mediate between the Axis
and the United Nations, with Communistic
Russia as one of the latter!
Presumably the count spoke for Caudillo
Francisco, Spain’s dictator. That El Caudillo
thinks he could make his country a major
power and solidify his own regime by get
ting in as pacifier of the pending conflict is
clear.
Undoubtedly Franco WOULD add greatly
to his prominence if hg succeeded at it, but
it is hard to understand how he hopes to
make a good start by antagonizing the Soviets
at the very outset.
Of course, there is the possibility that Fran
co assigned to his foreign minister the task
of initiating negotiations and that the count
botched the job, but if he is in his right mind,
it is difficult to comprehend the thoroughness
of it.
Had the Spanish offer been made without
inclusion of the jab at Communism it would
have been perfectly understandably. The im
pression has been growing for some time that
Adolf Hitler foresees his finish unless he can
manage to end the war by some sort of a
compromise. While there is no likelihood that
Caudillo Franco could arrange one for him,
it is conceivable that he would think of Fran
co as a suitable stooge to make the attempt.
Yet it seems impossible that Adolf himself
is crazy enough to believe the chances of an
appeal to the rest of the United Nations would
be improved by so gratuitous a thrust toward
Russia.
Caudillo Franco unquestionably has been
worried increasingly by the prolongation of
the war. Spain is too nearly in the midst of
it. It is liable to be side-swiped any minute.
Its dictator, too, is obviously fearful of a
Communistic rampage when the Allies final
ly win, assuming a clean-cut victory, with
the Russians among the triumphant fighters.
For one thing, he has a large Communistic
element at home — extreme radicals but not
of his type or Fuehrer Hitler’s or Duce Mus
solini's. Rather they classify as democrats,
though of a tremendously exaggerated pattern.
He had a desperate struggle vanquishing
them when he gained control a few years ago,
and surely is convinced that they will tear
loose again at the first opportunity, such as
would be afforded by a Nazi-Fascist over
throw, accompanied by the complete disor
ganization of his totalitarian Spanish Falan
gists.
That Franco expressed more or less of this
idea to Foreign Minister de Jordana, in out
lining to the latter his plan for a negotiated
peace, with Madrid doing the negotiating, is
possible. And perhaps the count put it con
siderably too literally in submitting his over
tures to the belligerents.
Incidentally, El Caudillo is well known to
be decidedly anxious over Latin America's
almost unanimous sympathy with the anti
Axis democracies.
Spam is very dependent, indeed, sentimen
tally and commercially, upon the good will
of the inhabitants of the New World’s south
lands, and Argentina is the only one of the
24 of them that is not at least pro-democra
tic, not to mention the several which have
declared outright war against the Axis. And
even Argentina is not Axisly over-dependable,
in view of the direction the war is taking.
Portugal, adjoining western Spain, is as anti
Axis also as any of the other democracies.
Portugal is not big enough to deal formi
dably with the Spaniards, but it has a sea
board and some offshore islands that can be
utilized most advantageously by the larger
democracies and its discussions with their
various capitals are on a highly friendly basis.
All in all, it is quite evident why Caudillo
Franco yearns for a cessation of world hos
tilities and will do his best to promote it if
he can.
-——V
QUOTATIONS
The most difficult problem is the deconta
mination of the educational systems of the
axis nations themselves.—U. S. Commissioner
of Education Dr. John W. Studebaker
* * *
We have fostered the idea and the practice
of a community of good neighbors. The in
ternational law to which we submit ourselves
is not an international law of the Americas
alone, but is the law of civilized nations every
where.—Secretary of State Cordell Hull.
* * *
. Business must take an increasing interest
m government, but it must have a positive
piogiam. It must follow the real American
Jdea, that we like to get things done; that
accomplishment and production is the first
order of business.—Dr. Warren Roberts, OPA
economist.
* * *
People today make the sins and faults of
church people an excuse for not going to
church. The church has a holiness beyond
the virtues or faults of the people who worship
there.—Dr. William E. Gilroy, editor of Ad
vance
&
AFTER YOU, MY DEAR ADOLF!
Interpreting
The War
BY GLENN BABB
The war moved swiftly last week
toward the grand climax and con
clusion ot its African chapter while
the two great contending alliances
sped their preparations for the next,
the European phase.
Secrecy naturally hid most of
these preparations but there were
increasing indications that for the
great armies and air fleets being
trained and equipped in Britain, the
United States and North Africa the
zero day was rapidly approaching.
Hitler for his part continued the
mustering of his forces, the allot
ment of missions and quotas to his
satellites and Quislings, the strength
ening of the walls of his European
fortress.
Soviet Russia, In the face of evi
dence that another mighty German
offensive is in the making, repeat
ed to her allies her insistance that
there must be a second front in
Europe soon to ease for the Red
army the burden of standing up to
the greater part of Hitler's military
power. There was good reason to
believe that the allies, while keep
ing aid to Russia in weapons and
supplies close to the top of their
priority lists, were straining every
sinew to produce the only form of
help that will satisfy either the
Russians or themselves, the inva
sion of Europe.
Rommel Leaves
As an indication of how the war
is moving from the Africaai to the
European phase came General Alex
ander’s announcement of evidence
that Marshal Rommel had left the
African scene. A captured document
showed that the spectacular com
mander whose fame is so closely
linked with the sky-rocket rise and
fall of axis fortunes on the south
ern shores of the Mediterranean has
given way to Von Arnim as com
mander in Tunisia and his ‘'present
whereabouts and new appointment,
if any, are (unknown,” Alexander
said.
Rommel may have been recalled
to command the defense of Italy
now that Africa is lost, he may be
in disgrace; lie may be ill.
It was a good week for the Unit
ed Nations. There was steady if not
spectacular progress toward victory
in nearly all theaters and in Tunisia
the allies scored brilliantly as they
moved in for the kill.
United States forces, in the back
ground during the recent weeks in
which the storied Eighth army and
the veteran First a*my made Tu
nisia pretty much a British show,
came back to share fully in the re
sponsibility and the glory. Units of
the American Second Army Corps,
brought from the far south in a
march which evoked British praise
for its efficiency, took over the
northern end of the allied line with
the task of driving through the
worst terrain of the whole 130-mile
front toward Bizerte.
Americans Gain
Toward the week-end the Ameri
cans, skilled veterans now in the
type of slugging, hili-to-hill fighting
that makes up the Tunisian cam
paign, delivered their attack and
their first day's achievement was a
six mile gain against bitter resist
ance along the road to Mateur and
Bizerte.
All around the slowly contracting
perimeter of the besieged axis
bridgehead it was much the same
story. The allies began last week
(he tough, bloody job of storming
the arc of hills enclosing the coastal
plains on which Rommel and Von
Arnim are making the final stand
for the axis in Africa. The initial
progress was good.
General Montgomery’s Eighth
army began this phase with an at
tack characteristic of this superb
fighting machine, delivered Monday
night just as the moon reached its
full. Although the enemy apparent
Hamilton Is Ideal Spot
For Refugee Conference
Hamilton, Bermuda’s capital and
chief port, now the scene of the
Anglo-American conference on the
war refugee problem, normally
thrives on tourists and trade, says
the National Geographic Society.
Sunshine, blue skies, flowers and
quiet have been local staples.
Named for one of its royal gov
ernors, the community was incor
porated in 1790. Its biggest lift,
however, came a quarter of a
century later when it was made
the island capital by transfer of
government offices from St. Geor
ges, only other town in the islands
at that time.
Not until 1897 did Hamilton
achieve official stature as a city.
Stirred by Queen Victoria’s Dia
mond Jubilee, the colonial par
liament decided that the capital
had come of age as a first class
municipality.
Hamilton’s civic planners had
an eye to the future, laid out the
town in a gridiron pattern, as
sured easy flow of traffic with
50-foot streets. Travelers of a later
day saw pleasant vistas in looking
up and down palm-fringed, shrub
lined streets, feasted eyes on the
inviting wares of Canada, England,
and Europe displayed in windows
of fashionable shops, strolled with
plenty of elbow room when taking
in the sights.
Grown to a city of 3,000 people,
Hamilton impresses visitors with
its cathedral, its parliament build
ings, its block of administrative
offices, its governor’s residence
atop Mt. Langton, its home cen
ters — Fairyland, Spanish Point,
Bailey’s Bay and Paynter’s Vale—
its parks museums and aquarium.
A daughter’s desire to honor her
father blessed Hamilton with the
money to build a new city hall.
Hamilton’s official face was red
when the Governor named the
highway to a costly reclamation
project “March Folly Road.”
Bermuda island, site of Hamil
ton, is one of 360 pin-point islands
clustered in the Atlantic east of
South Carolina and north of Puerto
Rico. Named for their discoverer
the Spaniard Juan de Bermudez
who looked them over in 1515,
they were no man’s land until
1609 when a shipwrecked party of
Virginia-bound colonists found
refuge on their shores. Bermuda
was made the official name when
the Crown took over the Govern
ment in 1684.
A base in the Great sound gives
the United States a mid-Atlantic
outpost 640 miles east of the near
est point on the American coast,
Cape Hatteras. Bermuda is 673
miles from Norfolk, 697 from New
York, and 668 from Boston. Near
est land east of Bermuda is the
Azores island group. 2,065 miles
across the Atlantic. The vast coral
reef encircling the whole Bermuda
group is a cushion between the
storms of the two-mile deep At
lantic and the sheltered waters of
the Great Sound.
ly had massed his strongest units
against the Eightli army front, the
30-odd miles running west from the
coast, Montgomery tore loose his
coastal anchor at Enfidaville, storm
ed through a series of mountain
strongholds and late in the week
reached a line six miles to the
north.
Between the Eighth army and
the Americans, General Anderson's
First army carried the allied line
forward to the last hills looking
down on the Tunis plain and Fri
day conquered Long Stop hill, only
28 miles from Tunis. Altogether it
was a week of such progress as to
inspire speculation as to how much
longer the Germans and Italians
could stand such hammering, es
pecially the continuous, merciless,
steadily more intense blasting from
the skies, the greatest air offen
sive axis forces ever have had to
endure.
Russian Front
On tlie Russian front the war
flared into temporary fury iri the
western Caucasus, where it appear
ed the Germans were trying to ex
tend their small bridgehead, prob
ably as a jump off point for an of
fensive. But after a week of violent
assaults, delivered by fresh troops
under strong air cover, the Ger
man pressure was suddenly relaxed.
Moscow said the attacking units
had been “bled vrhite,’’ losing 5,000
dead with nothing to show for it.
±iaa the Germans been successful
this fighting might have developed
into a full scale offensive, but at
the week’s end it was clear that
the big spring drive was yet to
come. The indications were, how
ever, that it could not be far off
and that Hitler would gamble again
on a mighty attempt to destroy
Russian resistance before the allies
land in Europe. Neutral European
quarters heard he was assembling
a striking force of 5.000,000 men of
which the best part would be
thrown against the Red army.
Heavy Russian air bombardments
of east Prussian cities on the prin
cipal supply routes to the eastern
front indicated that the Red com
mand believed such forces already
were moving to battle stations.
The principal change in the Pacif
ic war picture was the disclosure
that American forces had occupied
some of the Allice islands, a mic
roscopic archipelago on the western
flank of our supply lines to the
southwest Pacific and only 400 to
500 miles from the Japanese - held
Gilbert group. This move heighten
ed expectations of imminent spec
tacular events in the Pacific and
gave assurance that American
forces would continue their steady
pressure on the enemy behind the
necessary veil of secrecy.
Another bit of evidence of the
same kind was General MacArthur’s
disclosure that allied ground forces
were operating, probably in patrol
actions, only six air line miles from
Salamaua, the big Japanese base on
the eastern New Guinea coast. Jap
anese garrisons in that region are
under continuous pressure and with
their lines of supply and reinforce
ment made hazarduous by the allied
air force their situation is not a
happy one.
The great arc of Japanese island
bases above Australia was kept un
der the same steady punishment
from the air that has persisted for
weeks but all indications were that
the enemy was massing more men,
planes, ships in (hat area.
BARBS
In serving a course dinnei* nev
er try to make both ends meat.
* * *
With the price steaks are bring
ing, cattle should be the laugh
ing stock of the country.
* * *
Children are young people who
run everything around the house
except errands.
» * *
If money could talk, the 1943
dollar could tell some strange
tales 10 years from now.
* * *
The quickest way to silence a
group of women is to ask who is
the eldest.
* * *
The freezing of millions of
workers on their job will help
kreep the war production program
from being a frost
Civilian Defense
Timetable
BASIC TRAINING COUrsf*
New Hanover High school ™
109 at 8 p. m. ro°m
Fire Defense A
Monday, May 3rd and ever, ,,
weeks thereafter. ' Uvo
General Course
Tuesday, May 4th and ever'
weeks thereafter. 0
Gas Defense B
Wednesday, May 5th and even
two weeks thereafter . 7
If you hear or observe anvthjn,
suspicious in character report it
promptly to:
Wilmington Police, 5244.
Wrightsville Beach Police. 7504
Carolina Beach Police, 2231
Captain of the Port, 2001.
County Defense Council
Sheriff, 4252. U3'
-V
As Others Say It
GRACE MEMORIAL BRIDGE
In naming the Cooper river
bridge for the late Mayor john
P. Grace, the state legislature
gave recognition to the man prin.
cipally responsible for construe^
tion of the great link between
Charleston and the territory to th
east. Not only did the bridge onl
up a section long suffering
lack of communications, but it ;
an important part of a north and
south system of highways that fa.
cilitate the movement of tourists
and other traffic in peace, and
military vehicles in war.
Time, the great healer, has sen
ed to close many of the wounds
suffered in the political battles ,f
the past. The News and Courie
opposed Mr. Grace in politics, but
it does not begrudge a deserved
tribute to his memory in attach::;
his name to the bridge which his
faith and vision largely caused to
be constructed.
For twelve years Charleston puli,
tics have been fairly peaceful, a, d
the old lines of Grace and anti
Grace have practically disappear
ed. It is meet and proper that the
good men do be remembered after
them, while their enmities are for
gotten with the passing of years. •
Charleston News and Courier.
GOB HUMOR
A shipwrecked sailor spent near
ly three years on a desert island,
and one morning was overjoyed
to see a destroyer in the bay and
a boat pulling off for the shore.
As the boat grounded on the
beach, an officer threw the sailor
a bundle of newspapers. “The
captain’s compliments,” said the
officer. "Please read through these
and then let me know whether
you still want to be rescued "—New
London, Conn., Sub-Base Gazette.
STAY AT HOME
The Transportation Director call?
for the elimination of all “strictly
non-essential travel” for the dura
tion. He estimates that 25 per cent
of the people who crowd the cars
are traveling for “no necessary
purpose, formerly aimless travel
for the sake of going somewhere."
Why not stay at home and get ac
quainted with your family arrl
neighbors?—Raleigh News and Ob
server.
CATTAILS FOR KAPOK
Near Milwaukee a plant built by
a battery company is beating cat
tail heads into fluff (“tvpha”' for
use in dozens of articles which
once took kapok—life preserver?,
pillows, quilts, sleeping bags, in
sulation material.
The new' industry means a tidy
winter cash income for Wisconsin
farmers who collect $2 per 1.000
spikes.
Tests show that twenty ounces
of cattail fluff will support eigh
teen puonds of deadweight in wa
ter for more than a week.—Wall
Street Journal.
SOME RECEIVERSHIP
Discussing Europe after the war.
a leading light of the local legal
fraternity was heard to remark
today. “Boy! what a receiver
ship!”—H. V. Wade in the Detroit
News.
LOOKING BACKWARD
Youngest brigadier general m
American Army now is 35 yea' -
old. What would Joe Stuart. Stone
wall Jackson. Robert Ransom an
other Confederate generals v.-.ie
commanded divisions and coipa i ,
their late 20's and 30’s think la
this’—Winston-Salem Journal.
-V
Y ou’re
Telling Me
The term “banker’s hours' ra
turally will disappear il that pro
posed world bank becomes a lac
Because of its global ramification
it will have to be open 24 hours
day.
! ! !
Grandappy Jenkins reminds
us that what the last robin oi
spring loses in the way of PUD'
licity it more than makes up
in comfort.
! ! !
Too bad more race horses
aren’t like the Italian Army. »
always runs true to form,
ill
A Canadian seer predicts that
Fuehrer Hitler’s and Duce Mus
solini’s goose will be cooked °.
November. Swell — that shorn
make our Thanksgiving turitej
taste all the better.
! ! !
Victory Garden Dictionary
“TOMATO BUG: A six-legged,
winged saboteur.”
! ! !
A poet calls April rains
Springtime’s "tears of joy
Sometimes we wish Mother
Nature wasn’t so emotional.