WT. "- IS A shrewd lemark on prea- rhing of a recent date, and froth an American source. . says: "There is too m u hi preaching that is like the Ve nusofMilo, very beautiful, n nasno arm,, ana car,- That i jikin in th critMam nfasnilnr nn rnM.wrpr '-sermon:' "it may have been good, hut there was not en- 0HFh,rtrpoon init."-6tate8 vi!le Christian Advocate. : Here is a neat little exer or . . cise irr mathematics: Write on a piece of paper the num ber renreBentinflr vonr n&c. multiply by two, add 8,798, divide ny two, tnen subtract age. and before your e y e 8 ...w m...-w. . v v.. ask w. will ha anmatW.nr rrr.ii ISftla expected to see. . Will V K7lllll IHIIIL JUU IliilOl "tsreiy morning' I nave a bad, taste In my mouth; my tongue ii coated; my beta aches and I often feel dizzy. I hare no appetite for breakfast and what food I eat distreaaee me. 1 have a heavy feeling la my stomach. I am getting o weak that aomedmes 1 tremble and my nervea are all unstrung, l am getting pale and thin. .1 am aa tired In the morning aa atnignt.". What does yonr doctor sr . . "Tou are suffering from pure blood." What Is his remedy? You must not nm"coiiat.-' pated bowels If you expect the Sarsaparilia to do Its best work. But Ayer's Pills cure constipa tion. Ve have a book en Paleness and Weakness which you may navj tor ue aaung. tit hytteUni about roar com 41 Wrf M utTMlT kit lira puttouUrt 'MM. To wtU t ttft fwf . la rot git' Hi PROFESSIONAL. W.B. COUNCILLOR. Attorney at La r. Boone, N. C. W. B.COUNCILL, M.D. Boone. N. 0. . Resident Physician Office on King Street north of Post Ulflce. ' I p. lovill. j. c. Fletcher. LOViLL & FLETCHER. A 1 1 Ulirih rs A l LAn, ' JiOONE, N.C. 'Special attention siren jO Tiub coiwuon oi claims. J. I - " 1 1 ! I -s I Db. J. M. HOGSHEAD, Cancer Specialist. BANNER'S ELK. N. I Ao Knife; No Burning Out. Higliefitrefereucesand endors- mentsof prominent persons sue- ceesfully treated in Ya.t Term. and N. U. ; Remember that there I Isno time TOO SOON to get rid ol (via a cancerous growth no matter j t l ' how mall. Examination free, anJ " the "ocrats are a letters answered DromDtlv. and wake to their opportunity. i atisfaction feuaranteed. .. trrmn. jrn-m vim m m uoTiutit 1 BdpNE, WATAUGA COUNTY, N. i WASHINGTON LETTER our Regular Correspondent Mr. McKinley hasgiventhe country another exhibition aWntogcbangeof mind After allowing those who talked to him during ttevera days to cet the impression that he was about to call for volunteers for the Philippines he suddenly changed his mind and announced that the cab inet had decided not to cal for volunteers, but to replace the volunteers now in th Philippines, with regulars I II T11 r.. nillhiim m -Jam !. frt a..-. T. . ., w miioi, uauicu. 11 IB ucutiv- ea tnar the principal factor in Dringing about this light ning change, was a cable gram from Prof. Schurman president of the Philippine Commission, contniningafai ry story announcing the ear ly surrender of Aguinaldo Similar fairy stories by the same author were the basis of the hope of early peace in dulged in by the administra tioihsome weeks ago. The rainy season, which last three months, is on in the Philippines, making it irapos Bible for Gen. Otis to worrv Aguinald much for that time That's why no early surren der is at all probuhle. Hon. A. J. Warner. Presi dent of the Bimetallic League is in Washington. He said o the probable democratic plat. form of next year: "The dem ocratic party will stand by the Chicago platform. The money plank will be made as full and as strong as if there was no other issues. I would be in fayor also of making a declaration against;trusts as if that were the only issue; and the same with our dec larations against imperial ism and the (Philippine war. Neither question can be said to obscure or take precedence of the other, but all com bines to make an issue that I be lieve the people will support. Whatever may be the de fects in other branches of the government service, and they are numerous enough, everybody knows,' Commis sioner I)uell, of the U.S. Pat ent Office, is conducting that office with more satisfaction to inventors, patent lawyers and everybody doing busi ness therewith, than has been done for a long time. He has the business so nearly to date that C. A. Snow & Co., Wnflhlrnrlnn's mnRt Biiropflfnl Arm of patent lawyers, make the positive announcement that they can secure patents for inventors in from four to ten wpeks. RenrPHPntntive Gordon, nf Ohio, who is 7isiting Wash r ington, talks interestingly of the political situation in his state. He said: "Whoever thinks the Republicans nrein vincible in Ohio this year will be badly fooled. There neyer . . . . was a l,Iue wnen lDe Vriy was so badly split by fac- tiotiHl HiflBPnHi'nnB r nnw they will beat Senator Han- na's candidate for Governor. have no idea who will be named as the democraticcan didate. but we have nlenrvnf i good material to draw from. Ohio i naturally republican, but the people do not t a k e kindly to the political bosses and they arej-oing to show their resentment at the polls this year." In Austria, a process for making nn artificial cotton out of the fibre of the fir tree has been discovered, and re ported to the State Depart ment by the United States Consul at Reichenberg. He quotes a description of the process, concluding as fol lows: "Artificial cotton can be produced so cheaply that the genuine article can hard ly compete with it, and one eannot say that it is a sham, for it is composed, exactly as the natural cotton, of pure cellulose." The Consul says himself: "In a country such as this, where forests of fii trees abound and are made perecneel; by constant re planting as the large trees are cut down, and where all the cotton used in the numer ous factories must be brought 8rom fur India and the Uni ted States, such a device should be profitable." This is decidedly interesting: but it need not alarm cotton growers until it is known to have been put into practical use. It may be like the chem ical proceBS by which real di amonds can be made, which work all right, but the made diamond co&ts more than the natural diamond of the same size sells for. which renders the process useless to the commercial world. The friends of Representa tive Sherman, of New York, are claiming that he was bun coed by the Henderson-Sher man Speakership combine, in to which he entered a 6hort time ago, and there appears o be foundation tor the claim. The combine has al ready made Henderson the only Western candidate for Speaker, and given him an apparent walk-over for the Speakership. It is intimated that it was formed to do that very thing, and that the ad ministration was a party to it, having decided that Sher man's friendship tor Reed and Reed's influence over him, made him undesirable Speak erehip Umber. They may, of course, be a slip .in the pro gram, but it is the general impression in Washington that Henderson already has be Speakershipclincbed.and and predictions are freelv mad6 that Sherman will find ic aavisaoi3to witndraw in Henderson's fayor, long be- ore Congress meets, in order o get Payne's place at the bead of the Ways ana Means Committee, which carries with it the floor leadership of he party. The withdrawal of Hopkins in favor of Hender son is believed to have beon the work of JoeCannon. who wanrs ms oia place at ids a e ' t . . head of the Committee on Ap propria tion, and has proha bly been promised it, though some eay that Uopkinn is af ter the Ways and Means Com mittee for himself. " Two yonng men of Bartow, Florida, who have been raising celery for thrae years, ciaim that they can make a net profit of 2,50O an acre.s C, THURSDAY, JUNE 15, 1899. His Pertit Questiou. "fl'm yesl" ejaculated t h Old Codger sarcastically sur veying ' his callow nephew who bad recently graduated from the village academy "You have come forth from school with a real stylish lookin' diplomer clinched in your hand, and several long and impressive words etickin out of your mouth. You have graduated, all right enough but have yon learned any thing? You are educated con a a a . siaeraoiy, nut nave you got any sense? v i. . . . . . iou nave a sniattenn' o Latin and n smear ot Greek but'do you know where you arent? )Tou know a little trig enometry and a few loga1 rithms and a little about the ologies and so on and so on and so forth, but do y o u know anything at all about things? You are acquainted with words, but do jou know men? Can you write a letter that the other fellow c a ii read every word of and thor oughly uneerstand what you are trying to get at? Can you fill out a bank check proper i iy: ana, incidentally, nave you got the most remote idea how to fill up a bank ac count so's the aforesaid check will gain you anything better than the horse-laugh when you present it to the hawk eyed man behind the count er? "Have you got it impress ed upon you thut it never hurt a man to wilt his collar by gittin' a little honest sweat on it and that the long green in your pocket book is a heap sight better than long hair on your head? Have you found out how to write an ordinary promisory note so that it won't reach out in a day or hour that you wot not and skin your fl nanciai pelt on over your head? Can vou accurately measure lumber and your fel low men? In short, briefly, and to the point, have tou really learned anything but empty forms words andphra ses? I know jou have a bul gin' brow on you, but so has a common, everyday snap pin' turtle, only his is on his back, and I have more than once known a graduate who had less sense under his but- gin brow tbauasnappin'tur tie has under his'n. In this day and age there are too many promiein' and too few payin' young men. There are too many comin' young men what we suffer and yearn for is the got-here-already kind of tnen. You are educa ted, but have you got -aw, well, never mind! I guess you will get along all right, any how; people say jou take af ter me." Tom P. Morgan in puck. An excharige very truth fully says that our expecta tions, our ideas, our hopes, and intentions in beginning lil are generally all too low. Many and many a one is on ly indifferently successful in living a strong lifebecanseat the start the standard of what one ought to be, and the belief In what one may be, were set too low. -Ex. BatritU Tna Klad Yot Hm Alwiya Bagnt Bigaatan E. f A very striking and force ful essay under this title was that of Miss Susie Baker Sao dere, of Pitt county, read by her at the Greensboro Nor mal commencement. Judge Clarke in his address noticed it, as well as some other es says, strongly eudorsing her sentiments and added: "We are building upagtea manufacturing interest in C. We welcome the new era We are glad to hear the busy hum of the factories upon thousand hill sides. They are giving employment to tbon sands ol :,our people who would otherwise be out of employment and are furnish ing markets for the produce of our farmers. But like ma ny young lady friends, I have been pained in walking amid the long lines of whirring ma chinery to see the pale faces of children 12, 10, 8 years o age, and even less, chained to toil for 12 hours a dav with their wistful eyes look ing out through the narrow casements towards the sun light which shines not f o them and stamped upon their poor pitiful countenances have seen theyearning which God had placed theie, for the fresh air, the green grass and running brooks; and I have wondered if the mothers and sisters of this land possessed the right of suffrage, whether they also would cast their ballots without pity or would they not say to those who sought their support fo seats in the legislature: 'Sirs ye shall see to it that they let tnese little prisoners go i . . a free. Jfe shall see to it t h a t some brief breathing space shall be set between the era die and their assumption of the weary work of life; that there may abide with them or a few fleeting years the rosy radiance, of that lot Eden which lineera onlv in he hearts of little children." News "and Observer. A New York dispatch of the 1st sa ys: Sam T. Jack willed his wife to his brother, Jas. C. Jack. The last testament of the actor and theatrical manager, proprietor of sever al theatres, "Creole" and oth er burlesque companies, who died April 27 last, was filed or probate to-day in the of flee of the surrogate. It con tains this remarkable provis ion: "Lt is my wish, first a njj oremost, that my brother, Janes, and my wife, Emma, shall become husband and wife." James C. Jack was asked if he would accept the bequest of his brother, but he would make no statement. Mr. P. Kitcham, of Pike L'ity, Cal. says: "During my brother s late illness with sciatic rheumatism, Chamber sin's Pain Balm was the oh remedy that gave him any relief." Many others have testified to the prompt relipf from pain which this lini ment afford?. 'For sale by M. B. Blackburn. . While her husband wa& serv ing a long sentence as embezzler of f 47,000 from the Salem Mass. Saviog Bank. of which he was teller, Mrs. Clarence Murphv com mitted Buicide at San Francisco, California. NO. 24. Without Shaflinff ar Zvariea. From Fenimore Cooper and other authorities we have gained the impression that the Indian is a stolid, severe individual, with no sense of the white man's humor, but one red brother showed him self quite a civilized Joker the other day in the U. S. court. He was on the stand in a hot ly contested case, and Attor ney D. R. Baily, of Sioux Fulls, was after him in the moit approved fashion of cross examination. Finally, after apparently frightening the Indian with the awful consequences which w o u I d follow the slurhtest devia tion from the truth, Mr. Bai ly took his most potentons tone and solemn manner and demande:d "Now, sir, I want you to tell me the exact truth, with out any shuffling or evasion. I want you to look me square in the eye and tell me how you get your living, sir." The Indian boked straight at Mr. Bailey, and said with that imperturable air famil iar to all acquainted with the red men, simply said. "Eat." The courtroom roared, and even Judge Carland erailed, and Mr. Bailey let the wit ness go. St. Paul Pioneer Press. Charlotte Observer: Mr. 0. F. Asbury, who came in last evening from Spartanburg, S. C, was telling of the pecu liar death of Jane Shipp, a colored woman of that place. Friday she climbed up in a cherry tree to get some cher ries. A woman who lived with her went out in the yard to call Jane, and saw her hang ing head down out of the tree. She was alarmed, and called a policeman who was passing. He went to the wo man and found that she was dead. She was hanging ov tier foot with ber head down. nearly touching the ground. She had either died and fall en, or died from the effects of the fall. I was seriously afflicted with a cough for several vears and last fall had a more se vere cough than ever before. have used many remedies without receiving much re ief, aud being recommended to try a bottle of Chamber ain's Cough Remedy, by a riend, who, knowing me to be a poor widow, gave it to me, I tried it, and with the most gratifying results. The first bottle relieved me very much and the eecond bottle has absolutely cured me. I haye not had as good health or twenty years. Respectful Mrs. Mary A. Beard, Clare. mont, Ark. Sold by M. B. Blackburn. - Raleigh Post: Government experts haye figured it out to a mathematical demon stration, that the population of these United States wfll be 41 thousand million a thou sand years hence, or 11,000 persons to the sqnre mile. The rapid increas? of Ju- panese immigration to Ha waii causes apprehension" in Washington. Twelve thou sand Japanese haye gone to he islands since they were nnexptf to th V S.