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1 S'.V ; , 1 i. Watauza DamDwiat. ' Published Every Thursday. Oieliti ts Remain. '. ' ' Mi Laura Frasell, Monmouth, 111 '"I w51H" eh fxHairad. "1 will not livpwithyouunother : You'll lfnvmp,willyou? ' 'Tee, I willl" : WVn?'; 'Nowright off this min uter - 'lorVll go away?" "Yrt, 9ir." I wouldn't if I were yon." uBut 1 win, and 1 defy you to prevent mel X have Buf fered at your hands at louy nt 1 can put tip with it." "Oh, I ahal! not try to atop y 'n," he quietly replied. "I'll simply report 'o the papers that my wife has my sterionH ly disappeared. They'll want your description, and I'll give. it. Let's see. You wear Vo. 7 shoes; you have an ex tra large mouth; you walk stiff in yonr knees; your nose turna up nt theend; eyes rath er on the squint; voice like a" . "Wretch I You wouldn't dare do thut," she screamed. ' "I certainly will and the description ill go in the pa pers." . They glared at each other a rroraent in silence. Then it was plain thut he had con quered. Tkufi We Haw Hsticed. Some beautiful singers fail to sing beautifully. The lawyer helps those who are able to help him. ' The hog pen is mightier than the fonntain pen. A friend in need is a liable to strike yon for a dollar. The man who lives for self is not missed when he dies. A church race may be just ns ungodly as any horserace. The man who visits a den tist always regrets not being born n hen. " Fan fs as good as medicine when the joke is on the thpr fellow. When rascals fail in every speculation, they generally turn reformer. Two-thirds of the stealing nowadays goes under sotue ofhfr name. . Anyway, his satanic majes ty never conducted the busi ness in his whVs name. ' It is easier for some people to bplieve in religion than to try to uudci stand what it really is. Muck consists in gpfting a tVw of tlit desirable thingnwe stnrted but in lifed"tertnihnl to have. 'A statesman is a politician who feets what he wants with out anybody findingouthow begot it. I The man who thinks that the woild owes him living will learn that the old girl never pays her debt. ' The wine man is he who putsal) his property in his wife's name before he begins to speculate in wheat. On every hand there grows faith that Bryan will be elect d. In a speech before the Louisiana Legislature on Tuesday Senator McEnery said: "I beliee that the Democratic party- today is on the "eye of. great success, and that it is a time for us to reach out the- hand of we come and extend an invita s tion to all of our brethren "in get within the folds of the party, and give it eyeiy aid -and assistance to carry its banner forward to victorv." , -Ex. : - V' Tbe easiest and most effective method of purifying the blood end invigorating the nvstero is to take De Witt's Little Early :ra, the famous little pills for -r-tfrg'the liver and boweln. y Kro6. Phillips son. -' c. Some time iigo it Was an4 noiinced that a man at Titus ville.cominitted suicide, for tho strange reason t bat he had discovered he was his own grandfather; ' He left a dying statement, explaining this singular affair: I mar ried a widow who had a grown.up danuhter. My fa ther visited; our house, very often, fell in love with my stepdnnghter, and married her, , So my. father beca me my son in law, and my step daughter my mother, Iwause she was try father's wife. Some time after, my wife had a son; he- was my father's brother-in-law, and my un cle, for he was the brother of my stepmother. Mv father's wife i. e., my step-daughter had ulso a son; he was, of pouise, my brother, and, in the meantime, my grand child, for he was the son of my daughter. My wife was my grandmother, because she was my mother's mother. 1 saw my wife's husband and grandchild at the same time. And as the husband of a per son's grandmother is his grandfathr, I was my own grandfather.' Ex. How T09 tar It. .. There is much in the way a thing is said. "Your cheeks are like roses," said Aunt Flora, when Lois came in from a Jannary walk, glow ing from cold and exercise. Lois smiled, and looked lovingly at Aunt Flora. Aunt Margaret entered the room a minute later, and glacing at Lois as she stood by the fire, said, "My 1 Your face is as red as a beet 1" , " . The red grew deeper on Lois'faee, while unconciously she turned petulantly away from Aunt Margaret, who prides herself on beiug"plain spoken." I like Aunt Flora's way best. She can say the right word at the right time, too. even the word of admonition and reproof, but she says it in siHi a manner that one can-tuink only of thescriptnr til "apples of gold in pictures ot silver." Woman's Home Companion. AIBUrO TWtHS. Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Lindsay, who moved to Trenton mills from Yorkville. S. C, last week, have two children that ha ve created iquitean amount ofenrioeity in the western part of town. They, are al bino girl twins and are just alike.. W ronld not tell whi:h was Rhettn and which was Robbie, hut the mother evidently knew as she found ly nestled one in either arm, and told us of their many pe culiarities. T h e y are 14 months old- weight about 161bs. each and talk just a little. Their eyes are a verj bright pink, and are in a con st ant quiver presenting an appearance very much unlike those of ordinary human be ings. The are near-sighted and are said to see better at night than in day. Gastonia News. . . . V . . Toriiml a Witness. Intense auflcring "was endured by witness T. L. Martin, of Dixie. Ky. b fore he gave this evidence: I eoujrhed every night nutil mv thront was nearly raw; then tried Dr, Kiiig'n New Dineovery . which giveirmtHiit relief. Ihave nsed it in mv family for four yeara anrt recomniciid ii hh the rcat eit remedy tor coughs, colds nnd ell throat client nnd lung tron MeK. It will ntop t li e worpt fonh, ond nAt o.ily jirevHithlmt alwohiiely vnhm consuiiiptioii. Price 50v: and fl, JiverV Injtffe ITUnrflliteetL Trial lmttlH fiM at tlUtt'kburn'B, In often warning that the liver la torpid or Inactive,'' More terione trouble! may follow. For a prompt, efficient care of Headache and all llier trouble, take tlood'o Pillo While they rouse the liver, ifitore full, regular action ct the bowels, they do not cripo pr pain, do not Irritate or Inflame the Internal organs, bat have positive tonic effect. S&o. At aU druggists or by mall of C. L Hood A Co, Lowell, Mass. ' ! Rtleotlftng f a Btehelor, Even a woman who won't lie about herage will lie about her hair curling naturally. If the hero in a play mar ried the girl for hqr monev and the villain was really in love with her, the women would all say it wasn't true to life. No woman is really truth ful. You never saw a woman who wouldn't' lie if she thought the truth, would hurt a man's teeling that she liked. . v . ' ; ;-. Most women would rather have their husbands fix the flowerbeds than hire some body to do it, because they knov, a man always digs bet ter when he's mad. The women claim to be able to tell right away wheth er a neighborhood is healthy. l ne way to uo it is to f-.ee whether the doctor's house has got lace curtains or not. New York Press! The ancients believed that rheumatism was the work of a demon within man. Any one who has had an attack of sciatic or inflammatorv rheumatism will agree that t h e affliction is demoniac enough to warrant thebelief. It, has neyer been claimed that Chamberlain's nain baTm would cast out demons, nut it will cure rheumatism, and hundreds bear testimony to the truth of this state ment. One application re lieves the nain. and thisanict relief which it affords is alone worth manj times its cost. For sale by dealers. IFilmington Star: It ises- a. - i . t nirarea mat as'manv as 200,000 crates of strawber ries were handled from - the Wilmington trnekimr belt during the pant week, which f 1 1 1 A J-k 11 soia even so low as $6 per crate 01 ja quarts woulo bring $600,000. Most of th shipments this season have been to Aew York. A Fiendish Attack. An attack was lately made on C. F. Collier, ol Iowa, that nearly proved fatal. Itcamethroiiffhhi'a kidneys. His back eot so lame ne could not stoop wit hout great pain, nor sit in a chair except nroPDed bv a cushion. No reme. dy helped him until he tried Elec inc Hitters whicli effected such a wonderful change that he writes thnt he feels like a new man. Thin marvellous medicine cureB back ache and kidney troublts. puri fies the blood and builds un ronr hehlth. Only 25c at' Blackburn's. A Progressive Farmer cor respondent says: Piobably the oldest person in North Carolina lives in the south western part of iVake county Mrs. DiHie Byium. of Buck horn township. She says she waaborn in 1793, making her 107 vears old. She in sistsjhat she distinctly re members seeing George Wash ington in Raleigh. Her cen eral health is comparatively good but her hearing and eyesight are both affected. Mrs. Calvin Zimmerman, Mi leant! nr. Pa.. sav Ah h speedy cure for coughs, colds, croup ana sore throat )n Miuute CouirhCureiHiirienii.il ed. ' It is pleasant for child ren to ta ice. 1 . lien rtily re ommend it to mothers." 1 is the only harmless remedy that produces immediate re stilts. -...It cures bronehitK pneumonia, g rip p e and thront and lung disease. It rtill ftievent cnnnnmrtnn Coffey Bi o., Phillips & Son.'1 8ENAT0SIAL COSVESTIOS. ' J A convention of the Deai crata party of the R0th"$enj atorial District, composing.' rne counties oi Asne, Alle ghany and Wut'a'nga, iahere by called to meet in Jefferson N. C, on Monday June 4th. 1900, at 12 o'clock M., for the purpose of nominating a ca nd id a te to represen t t he District in the next Senate of North Carolina, and to trans act such other " business as may properly co me before the convention. Thi& May 14th 1900. ' B. E Rkeves, E. 8. Coffey, A. S. Carsox, Members Democratic Execu. tive Committee 80th v. Sena torial District. Instead ot coming to tl.i country it would he nehre'vd moe for the Boers to g t. England and clxim lor iii-m, selves the political Huht.sj that Joe Cha'mbevlain claim ed for foreigners in tneSouth African republic. Jos.wouhl then announce that the shoe didn't fit that foot. An Jpidemle of Whooplngr Congh. Last winter during an epi demic of whooping cough my children contracted the df ease, having severe coughing spells. We had used Cham berlain's cough remedy very successfully for croup and naturally turned toitatthat time and found it relieved the cough and effected a complete cur e. John E. Clifford, Proprietor Norwood House. Norwood, N. Y. For sale by dealers. - ' : A preacher can walk into the pulpit and tell all men to their faces that they will go to hell, and nothing is said about it; but let a newspaper tell its delinquent subscribers that, if they don't' pay up, they ought to be in hell, how soon you'll hear a kick. I consider it not only a pleasure b'lt a duty I owe to my neighbors to tell about the wonderful cure effected in. my case by. the timely use of Chamberlain's colic,' cholera and diarrhoea ipmed.v. I was taken verv badly with flux and procured a bottle of this remedy. A few doses ot it ef fected a permanent cure. I take pIpaHiire'in recommend ing it tootherssiifferingfroin that dreadful disease. J W. Lynch, Dorr, W. Va. Sold by dealers. . "Dewi't'h Little Early : ftisei are the fluent pills I ever used D. J. Moore, Millhrook, Ala. They qnirkly cure all liver mil bowel troubles. ' coffey linos. Phillips & son. Look la Your Khror t&JTf PM'i TW, fcealtkr, tinted skill, a swaet exprMaion and a grace fol form t Thee attraction are the result of food health. H tner are absent, there is nearly alwajrs some disorder ot the die tinctlr feminine organs present. Healthy menstrul organe mmn haalU and beaatr ererrwhase, , . . " f.lcEWEE'O VJinoct Cardui males tromea beautiful and healthy. It strike at tho root ol all their trouble. There la so menstrual dis order, ache or pain which it will not cure. It is for the buddinsr criri. the busy wife and the matron approaching the change of life. At ererjr trying crisis in a woman' life it brings health, strength and harmlneaa. It costs 1 1.00 of medicine dealers, For advice in cases requiring special directions, address, giving symptoms. " The Ladies' Advisory Department,'1 The Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat tanooga, Teno. ma. Hozvira, Tircrra mi - - Texas, s7l ' I was troubM at awntWr inwrrais wita vmmMm pains In mj hasd aad beck, but have bean enttrely rdUrad by Win oi CarduL' AYegetaUePrcparatlonftrAs ftcaictes DiecUon.Chccrful tiecsandltest.Coatains neither (jpmm.Mornhine ncr Mineral. 2VOT1JAUCOTIC. Flunfim Sl' IkmtirrmtiZ CtmuJ .fiftf KaftgywoiPWl Ancrfccf Remedy forConslioa- lion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca. Yonia .Convulsions Jcvcrisn ncss cndLosa OF SLEEP. facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPT Or WHAPPEB. Nasal Catarrh-What Is It? A purely local affection, a mger l-2tZi:lV.KLF- iTlVs 1 j hu uioraw; ui wuiuii mure UUYBUU jn(, .lpWKT,fl ruP $n NnrthCarnlina. dertaken the treatment, a n d ol1,ng neW8paper m orW.Varo,lna' whic'a lens haye understood the first principles of cure. Inhalers have been used, medicines have been taken internally and appli ed externally, but no 'relief has beeu experienced by the catarrh sufferer. Why? because the prima ry cause of the disorder has nev er been unearthed- the first prin cipleof the discomfort had never presented itsolf to those who trea ted, rather maltreated it. The misguided sufferer had iif ver been cognizant of the tact that the Horns, a filthy, pellucid matter, and the parasites (minute ani mals which exist in and eat the organs of smell) mus be remov ed before a cure can be effected. I would state in addition that all who are trying so-callei cures for Nasal Catarrh, such as inbaia. tions. patent ; medicines ififfed Irou. the pa'm of the band ito the nostrils, Turkish Sulphur. Russian, pilvanic, or cold water baths, are paving the way to deafness (by causing the closure of the Eusthnobian 'tubes) sore throat,- asthma, consumption and death. 1 cure Catarrh by means of the Extirpator. The The only way ot; destroying the parasite. The operation lasting only 30 minutes and compara tively without pain. Then the patient is tree from thegerm that produces catarrh, and the heal ing begins rapidly, and the 1 ure is sure. I also cure Cancer. I le inovecrificer without knile. The operation does not. confine pa tient to bed. I can remove acan cerous breast in. from 12 to 10 days. All v ork done under a posi tive guarantee. If I fail to cure either of the above discuses, I will theerfnlly relund the money. Examinations free and all letters o! enquiry promptly answered. Dr. C.'w. Phipi's, Specialist; in Catarrh. Cancer and Tumor.! Shull's Mills, N. C. SILVER THE ISSUE IN 1900. Money tba Pricing lastromeat. Civilization and Progress tin Kept ' Step Wllh Moaei Supplj ! All Aget. The Money Question discussed la the light of experience aad history. MBfflt-Wit The Leading Bimetallic Paper of America. V. S. Senator W. If. STEWART, Editor. A correct account of the doings of Congress gtrea each week. 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