PAGE TWO STUFF AND NONSENSE By Wilborne Harrell OUR LITTLE GIRL To that gorgeous little goddess, Shirley Temple, America’s youngest sweetheart and Filmland’s littlest star: I have a secret for you, dear Shirley, You with your head so curly And your eyes so twinkly And your nose so crinkly, And those little tapping toes, How they patter, goodness knows; And those dimples, in each rosy cheek With your sunny smile that plays hide and seek— A wonderful secret for your very, very own that mustn’t be told, So don’t you tell a single solitary soul: Most everybody in the whole, wide world Wants you to be their little girl. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, A bit of heaven is what you are. GRAND-DAD To my grandfather, F. W. Curran, venerable patriarch of the soil and staunch bulwark of the faith of his fathers, on the occasion of his 82nd birthday: His face is seamed by the hand of time Where the wind and the rain have taken their toll; His eyes look forth from a soul sub lime, Ripe in years, yet unbowed nor old. On his brow serene from the plow of God Furrows and etchings abound— Even as he in his field turned the sod and furrowed and etched the ground. Fortunes aren’t won in easy chairs, Too much rocking ne’er made mil lionaires. Terrible Roads In Bertie Hindrance To Funeral Funeral services were held Satur . day afternoon for Mrs. Margaret / Miller, 58, who died Friday night at her home in the Mars Hill section of Bertie County. Mrs. Miller, who was in . her usual health, died in about 30 minutes following a heart attack. Services were held in the Mars Hill Baptist Church, and were in charge of Rev. Mr. Mustin, the pastor. Interment took place in the family burying ground. The deceased is survived by her husband and one daughter, Miss Elsie Miller, who is assistant post mistress at the Colerain postoffice. A regretful occurrence in connec tion with the funeral of Mrs. Miller is the fact that the dirt roads in Eastern Bertie County are in such a deplorable state that the undertaker was obliged to use a mule and cart to convey the body to the church, and those who attended the funeral were forced to use the same means for transportation. The Edenton un dertaker was forced to cross the Chowan River by boat and resort to a mule and cart upon arrival on the Bertie side. A TRIBUTE On the morning of February 17th, the anniversary of his mother’s wed ding day, Thomas Davis Warren passed into the confines of that spir itual world “from whose bourne no traveler returns.” Mr. Warren was the son of William Young and Frances Rouhac Warren and he grew up at “Beechwood,” family home about a mile from Eden tcn. After the completion of his course at the University of North Carolina, and his marriage in June 1904 to Miss Mary Agnes Stevenson, of Kinston, Mr. Warren practiced law with his younger brother, Julien Warren in Trenton, for a short while and eventually moved to New Bern, that old town rich in antiquity and , geographic beauty, where he purchas ed the old gray home on Pollock Street and became actively engaged in law and politics until the failure of his health about two years ago. For eight years as chairman of the State Democratic Executive Commit tee he guided the policies of his par ty and during the World War he was appointed United States District Attorney by President Wilson. ......-Here lying wrapped in the majes tic sleep of death in his flower crowned and beautiful home, friends and relatives gathered from far and wide to do him honor with loving sympathy and blossoms symbolizing immortality. The burial service was held in Christ Church, where his old rector, Dr. Huske, assisted by the present rector, Mr. Williams, offici ated. As we review the record of the past our hearts will bear testimony to the worth of hia character and the value of his achievements. ATTEND DANCE IN RALEIGH Mr. and Mrs. George C. Wood at tended the dance at the Carolina Country Club, Raleigh, Monday even ing. The affair was complimentary > to Governor and Mrs. Ehringhahs, I and Mr. and Mrs. Wood were m the : receiving line. •• INTRODUCING m m tsmow THE HAZARD OF THE HIGHWAY ACCIPEtW / ASIA *3 i i Ca'jttciv cf Aui-imcbile Safety LeaJua of America. Inc. R. Wynn Jordan Buried On Thursday Afternoon Funeral services were held Thurs day afternoon for Richard Wynn Jordan at 2:30 o’clock at the grave in the Chapnpll burying ground, near Chappell Hill Baptist Church. The funeral was conducted by Rev. Rob ert Gore, of Suffolk, Va., a minister of the Happy Home Church. The pallbearers were: W. J. Out land, Alonza Copeland, Carroll Ward, Kelly Byrum, Henly Copeland and Anderson Gregory. Mr. Jordan, 62, died Tuesday af ternoon about 2:30 o’clock, at his home near Ryland, after a short ill ness, following several months of poor health. Death was due to a complication of diseases. The deceased is survived by his wife and an adopted daughter, Mrs. Joel Goodwin; a sister, Mrs. Paul Sinclair, of Ryland, and the follow ing brothers, Jay Jordan, Bagley Swamp; Elbert Jordan, Harrellsville; ’Ceph Jordan, Greenville; Hugh, Tom, Walter and Arthur Jordan, all of Ryland. Mr. Jordan was a highly respected citizen of his community and the numerous lovely floral tributes at tested to the love and respect his neighbors and friends held him in. THE MISSES PRUDEN HONOR BRIDE-ELECT AT LUNCHEON Misses Mary and Margaret Pruden were hostesses at a beautifully ap pointed luncheon at their home on West Church Street last Wednesday, honoring Miss Alice Makely Cason, bride-elect, whose marriage to Mr. Linberger took place Saturday. The guests included, in addition to the guest of honor, Mrs. H. M. S. Cason, Mrs. John G. Wood, Mrs. Jim Wood, Mrs. Wade Olive, Mrs. W. D. Pruden, Mrs. J. W. Davis, Miss Helen Badham, Mrs. George Wood, Miss Sarah Wood, Mrs. Epp Debnam, Mrs. George Mack, Mrs. R. G. White, Mrs. R. D. Dixon, Mrs. John Camp bell, of Charlotte, and Mrs- Tom Coxe, Jr., of Darlington, S. C. MATTIE MACON WHITE CIRCLE HAS INTERESTING MEETING The Mattie Macon White Circle of the Woman’s Missionary Society of the Edenton Baptist Church met on Monday afternoon with Mrs. H. B. Jones at her home on Queen Street. Following the opening hymn, Mrs. V. L. Moore offered prayer. Mrs. T. C. Byrum led the devotional. Mrs. E. W- Bond read the lesson from the 6th Chapter of Matthew, and offered the closing prayer. Regular Circle business was then disposed of. An invitation to meet with Mrs. J. S. Leary in March was accepted. Mrs. Jones passed candy, and the ladies enjoyed a social chat. Those present were: Mrs. Small, Mrs. T. C. Byrum, Mrs. E. W. Bond, Mrs. P. L. Rea, Mrs. C. S- Cozart, Mrs. V. L. Moore, Mrs. Shelton Moore, Mrs. Ernest White, Mrs. J. S. Leary, Mrs. Geo. W. Lassiter, Mrs. B. F. Francis. ENTERTAIN FRIENDS AT CHARMING BRIDGE PARTY Mr. and Mrs. Bill Davis and Mr. and Mrs. Dan Carter entertained a few of their friends at bridge Fri day evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Carter on West Water Street Ice cream and cake were served to the following: Mr. and Mrs. Lee Moore, Mr. and Mrs. C- Y. Parrish, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hughes, Mr. and Mrs. Shelton Moore, Mr. and Mrs. Wayland Moore, Mr. and Mrs. Ray mond Mansfield. High scores were made by Mrs- Wayland Moore and Raymond Mans field. Colerain Bottled Up By Impassable Roads The roads in Bertie County are in worse condition than can be remem bered by the older residents. Infor mation from The Herald’s Colerain correspondent is to the effect that practically the only means of trans portation the Colerain people have is by using a flat across the Chowan River into Chowan County. THE CHOWAN HERALD, EDENTON, N. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1936. j ENTERTAINS AT BIRTHDAY ! PARTY SATURDAY AFTERNOON ___________ Eunice Anne, young daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Franklin Britton, of Elizabeth City, delightfully enter tained a number of her friends Sat urday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Raymond Mansfield on West Eden Street,the occasion being the sixth birthday of the hostess. Games and contests were played, and the little guests were served ice cream and cake. Those present included Nelle Perry, Peaches Reich, Lillian Byrum, Mary Dale Spry, West Byrum, Jr., Melvin Ashley, Clarence Leary, Jr., Mary Eliza White, Lucy Virginia Parker, Jean Leary, Emily Russell, Mary Griffin, Judy Jones, Calvin Mills, Josephine Mills, Beverly Moore, Joyce Moore, Bill Davis, Helen Car ter, Margaret Anne and Helen Mans field. I MRS. W. JIM DANIELS HOSTESS ; TO TUESDAY BRIDGE CLUB Mrs. W. Jim Daniels delightfully entertained the Tuesday afternoon bridge club Tuesday afternoon at her home on Oakum Street. Those playing were: Mrs. C. D. Stewart, Mrs. W. W. Byrum, Mrs. J. Clarence Leary, Mrs. W. D. Moran, Mrs. George Hoskins, Mrs. J. A. Cur ran, Mrs. Joe Rowlette, Mrs. Oscar Duncan, Mrs. Jesse White, Mrs. Geddes Potter and Mrs. W. Jim Daniels. The hostess served dainty refresh ments. \ OAK GROVE j \ > Mr. and Mrs. John Parrish and children were the dinner guests of Mr. and Mrs. Hartwell Cale Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Sam Nixon spent last week at Ryland with Mrs. Ella Mae Ward. Miss Ethel Driggs was the guest of Mrs. R- W. Parrish Friday after noon. Mr. and Mrs. E. L. White and son, E. L., Jr., of Edenton, were dinner guests of Mr. and Mrs. G. L. Par rish Sunday. Guests in the after noon were Mr. and Mrs. Robert Lane, Joe Jackson and J. W. Nixon. Mr. and Mrs. R. C- Nixon visited her parents at Corapeake Friday. Miss Evelyn Parrish returned home last week from Norfolk, Va., where she has been visiting relatives. Mr. and Mrs. John Parrish visited Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Harrell Satur day evening. | CENTER HILL ! v 1 Miss Mary Ellen Ross has gone to her home at Bessemer City, after a visit with Miss Hilda Boyce. Mrs. Ben Lamb has returned to her home at Ocean View, Va., after a visit with her mother, Mrs. Chas. Bunch. Mr. and Mrs. Bernice Smith, of Portsmouth, Va., spent the week-end with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. R. WB/T J* Are slout-cleansingtooth pastes robbing yon of really white teeth? • Stop using slow-cleansing tooth pastes if you want really white teeth. A remarkable new kind of tooth paste—made by the makers of Dr. West’s famous toothbrush —deans teeth double quick—yet itcannot scratch enamel. For redly white teeth, start using Dr. West’s . Double Quick Tooth Paste. H. Goodwin. Elliott Belch has returned from a few months’ stay in Florida. Mr. and Mrs. Joel Goodwin have moved to the Wynn Jordan home near Ryland. Miss Thelma Cale has returned to her home at Windsor, after a visit with Miss Virginia Cale. Mrs. Cameron Boyce went to Suf folk, Va., Thursday. Miss Freida HobDs and Miss Es tella Ward have returned from a visit at Gatesville. Mr. and Mrs. J. I. Boyce had as their dinner guests Sunday Mr. and Mrs. P. L. Baumgardner and little daughter of Small’s Cross Roads. Mrs. Jay Barringer, of Edenton, and Mrs. E. N. Elliott, of Small’s Cross Roads, visited Mrs. J. N. Boyce and Miss Hilda Boyce Tues day morning. Mrs. N.Bunch spent the week-end in Norfolk, Va., with Mrs. L. B. Dowdy. Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Boyce spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Elijah Boyce. Mrs. Ira Perry has returned from a visit with Mrs. H. C. Byrum of Cannon’s Ferry. Miss Syble White and Miss Sara Chappell have returned to Edenton. They spent the week-end with Mr. and Mrs. E. B. White. Fred Walston, of Conetoe, spent the week-end with Rev. and Mrs. R. E. Walston. Wilford Turner spent Saturday in Edenton at his job in Ward’s Shoe THE SIN OF EYE Q NEGLECT WILL Iff® AVOID EMBARRASSMENT OF FALSE TEETH DROPPING OR SUPPING Don’t be embarrassed again by hav ing your false teeth slip or drop when you eat, talk, laugh or sneeze. Just sprinkle a little FASTEETH on your plates. This new, extremely fine pow der gives a wonderful sense of comfort and security. No gummy, gooey taste Get t FAS " HEr % fi# sfjf | ® a gpiiifaPsß^ The First Year and The First Dollar Are the Beginning of Every Man’s Career • • • START that career for your son—by making a bank deposit in his name with his first birthday . . . increasing the fund as much as you can on each successive birthday. We urge juvenile ac counts, from SI.OO or more. ®A SAFE BANK A HELPFUL BANK A FRIENDLY BANK The Bank of Edenton "SAFETY FOR SAVINGS SINCE 1894” EDENTON, N.C. Shop. Mrs. Hemby Lane is in bed with la grippe. Rev. and Mrs. R. E. Walston spent last week at Contoe with relatives. H. E. Lane spent Tuesday in Suf folk, Va. FUNERAL L. L. DAIL Funeral services were held last week for L. L. Dail, aged 52, who YOUR CHANCE TO SEE Ruth McGinnis Os Honesdale, Pa. THE WORLD’S GREATEST WOMAN POCKET BILLIARD PLAYER AT Chap’s New Deal Billiard Parlor Monday Night, March 2 At 10:15 Under the Auspices of the National Billiard Association of America The Public Is Invited Reserved Seats for the Ladies During- the two-hour exhibition Miss Mc- Ginnis will meet all comers, display some fancy shots and offer free billiard instruc tions. Chap's New Deal Edenton, N. C. died at the home of his brother, Thomas Dail, near Sunbury. The deceased man had been living in Port Norfolk, Va., until recently when he returned to make his home with his brother. Interment was made in the family burying ground near Cen ter Hill. He is survived by eight children, three brothers, J. E., Charlie and Thomas Dail, and a sister, Mrs. Tom Monds.