SERMONS I TEXT: “Too clever is dumb.”— Ogden Nash . Two farmers with racing stables were keen rivals. Each entered a horse in a local steeple chase. One of them, thinking to get the better of his rival, engaged a professional joc key. The two horses were leading at the last fence, which proved to be too high for them. They fell, unseating their riders. The expert jockey quickly re mounted and won the race. On re turning to the stables, he found the farmer who hired him fuming with rage. “What’s the matter,” asked the joc 'HEALTH FOR Ml i It Isn’t Funny I Tripping and falling flat on one’s j : face isn’t funny, even if the only hurt ( is to one’s dignity. It is definitely un-' funny when skinned knees, bruises, or| even broken bones are involved. “Accidents will happen,” we some times say, and perhaps this bit of phi losophy helps us feel better when one has happened to us. But many acci-j dents wouldn’t happen if we were less] philosophical and more careful about preventing them. . So often what causes an accident is' such a little thing. A little spot of, wax on the floor that wasn’t thorough ly rubbed—a little ear in the stair car pet—a little toy left in the dark of the upstairs hall—a little nail loose in a board on the porch—little things that should have been taken care of before | th»v could cause trouble. Most of us are “going to" fix the things around the house that we know are hazards. We are “going to” find a place to put the flower pots that have piled up on the cellar stairs, and we are “going to” fasten the screen in the children’s room more securely, and “going to” get a covered metal basket for burning trash in the back yard, and get a non-skid pad for the rug in the front hall. “I must have a small step-ladder in the kitchen,” we say, but we go on using a precarious chair to stand on. i Today is a very good day to do ( these things we are “going to do.” BHHASjI fim BUREAU MUTUAL 1 Wiqm&Wm protection against ; POLIO Along with the ravoges of FOR 2 YEARS polio, count the skyrocketing medical Family Policy... $lO. expenses incurred. The burden may be (inc. children to 18) unbearable apart from the heart-break Individual Policy ... $5. of the physical problem. Dependable less than $ 2.50 a year Farm Bureau insurance protects you protects your income against the unforeseen. Pays polio f'~ n oisible polio expenses! medical expenses to $9,000 per easel PARKER HELMS 204 BANK OF EDENTON BUILDING PHONE 175-W HOME office I columbus I i . .. v •: ■ v> WhMmr, rNiiNI y«i Mbybu— yew* nmM f'. ; Change mak» a big bn. '& j Measured by the auabtr et oh you Mb tmi • receive—the tune you me—your tekphone b today's biggest buy in conmicoca...aud ms value ao you < / continues to gram • , Norfolk & Carolina Tel. & Tel. Co. key, “I won didn’t I?” “Yes,” roared the farmer, “you won! But you were on the wrong horse!” How often we try to be clever and outwit others. And how often those clever schemes backfire. Wise is the man who knows he is not clever enough to outwit others and devotes his energies to improving his.position by hard work. There is honesty in such a man. He finishes the race on his own horse. Simple folks are lov ed and respected. Clever men are feared. Their motives are always sus pected. There is serenity, happiness and peace of mind in knowing your own horse and sitting firmly in your own saddle. And while we’re at it, why not have an electrician check that wiring we’ve had our doubts about ? Why not put a lock on the medicine cabinet, so that the youngsters can’t help themselves to the grown-ups pills? And how 'about a screen to fit clear across the fireplace? ! Because accidents aren’t funny. Bruises and bums and broken bones are not funny at all. I ground Observer Corps ■ Explained T\) VFW Post | At the invitation of William H. Cof field Post, No. 9280, Veterans of For eign Wars, Lieut. Gordon Jacky, a rep resentative of the Air Defense Filter [Center of the Ground Observer Corps lin Durham spoke at the Post’s meet | ing Tuesday night. I Lieut. Jacky explained the functions of the Ground Observer Corps and ■ presented a lengthy film of the activi- I ties including a simulated attack on [the northeastern section of the Unit ed States. He pointed out the possibility of an FOR CHILLS & FEWIRO DUE TO MALARIA y made with 000 QUININE THE CHOWAN HERALD, EDENTON. N. C, THURSDAY, JULY 22, 1954. enemy attack and said he hoped an or ganization will be effected in Eden ton. The VFW is interested in an organi- 1 zation and expects to have Lieut. Jacky return, at which time the pub lic will be invited to hear what he has I to say. f, ~ Capsule Facts On ’53 Traffic Accidents Darkness can be deceitful for driv ers warns the Motor Vehicles Depart ment. Ability to see is cut sharply after sundown. Many motorists are guilty of “overdriving” their head lights, meaning they could not stop their cars within the distance clearly ANOTHER ELLERY QUEEN MYSTERY STORY For strange intrigue and mystery be sqre to read “The Girl Who Flirted With Death,” Ellery Queen’s exciting story with scenes laid in Czechslovak ia. 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The worth of a state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it —-John Stuart Mill. Page Seven