Golf News
By LEW DEXTER
I would like to set up a
riew system so that the play
ters can handicap their play
easier and make matches
more even. It’s called the
•"Dog-Fight” System. You
can play this system with
one player against another
or twosomes against two
somes or foursome vs. four
somes, or you can even have
tournaments using it.
It will help to promote
golf and to encourage fair
play and to educate all play
ers to the adherence of the
rules of golf.
Its a lot of fun, so let’s
give it a try.
• The winners will be de
• termined by the highest
number of points above his
<)uota or the lowest minus.
For example: If a player
has to pull 20 points and-'he
pulls 22, he will be plus 2.
If he pulls only 15, he will
be minus 5.
All the individual handicap
cards have been posted in
red with the quota for that
player, so xheck your handi
>T cap cards ifor your quotas.
Any questions on the sys
tem on how to conduct teams
or foursomes, please contact
me and I will explain.
All players will be given
a quota In accordance with
his handicap. The maximum
number of points shall be 38
pointshlfor k 0 handicapper
and a minimum of 6 points
for a 32 or over handicapper.
A player scores points as
follows:
Each bogey 1 point
Each par 2 points
Each birdie 4 points
Each eagle 8 points
Each ace 8 points
Each double eagle 16 points
Each player will be given
a quota of points based on
the following comparisan
table:
• Handicap Points
0-38 1-37 2-36 3-35 4-34 5-33
6-32 7-31 8-30 9-29 10-28 11-27
12-26 13-25 14-24 15-23 16-22
17-21 18-20 19-19 20-18 21-17
22,-16 23-15 24-14 25-13 26,12
27-11 28-10 29-9 30-8 31-7
32 or over -6.
Girl Scout News
By PAT BOND, Scribe
On Tuesday, October 27,
Mrs. Stutzman gave out the
Girl Scout pins to the new
Girl Scout. There are 10 new
girls in our troop. Next we
had a coke and brownies for
a snack. Then we played a
wide game. The meeting
ended with taps.
On Tuesday, .November 4,
this is what happened at our
meeting. First, we got in
patrols. Then we talked over
different things and took up
the dues. Then we had re
lays outside. When we came
in, we had cookies.
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Not Knowing Difference Between Horse And Boat Caused Man To Lose Election
(Editor’s Note: The follow*
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I confess that I have never
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THE CHOWAN HERALD, EDENTON, NORTH CAROLINA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 127#
Harding, herewith one of Mr.
Harding’s most famous
storiey
• • •
Mrs. George Wood, now de
ceased, of Chowan County,
had a mule who was named
Horace. One evening she
called up Dr. Satterfield in
Edenton and said to him,
‘'Doctor, Horace is sick, and I
wish you would ccvne and
take a look at him.”
Dr. satterfield said, “Oh,
Fannie Lamb, it’s after 6
o’clock, and I’m eating sup
per. Give him a dose of min
eral oil, and if he isn’t all
right in the morning, phone
me, and I’ll come and take a
look at him.”
“How’ll I give it to him?”
she inquired.
"Through a funnel.”
“But he might bite me,”
she protested.
“Oh, Fannie Lamb you’re
a farm woman and you know
about these things. Give it
to him through the other
end.”
So Fannie Lamb went out
to the barn, and there stood
Horace, with his head held
down, and moaning and
groaning.
She looked around for a
funnel but the nearest thing
she could see to one was her
Uncle Bill’s fox hunting horn
hanging on the wall. A beau
tiful goldplated instrument
with gold tassels hanging
from it.
She took the hewn and afr
fixed it properly. Horace
paid no attention.
Then she reached up on the
shelf where medicines for the
farm animals were kept. But
instead of picking up the
mineral oil, she picked up a
bottle of turpentine instead,
and she poured a liberal dose
of it into the horn.
Horace raised his head with
a sudden jerk. He let out a
yell that could have been
heard a mile away. He rear
ed up on his hind legs,
brought his front legs down,
knocked out the side of the
barn, jumped a five - foot
fence, and started down the
road at a mad gallop.
Now Horace was in pain,
so every few jumps he made,
that horn would blow.
AH the dogs in the neigh
borhood knew that when that
horn was blowing, it meant
that Uncle Bill was going fox
hunting. So out on the high
way they went, close behind
Horace.
» * •
It was a marvelous sight
First, Horace—running at top
speed, the hunting horn in a
most unusual position, the
mellow notes issuing there
from, the tassels waving, and
the dogs barking joyously.
They passed by the home
of Old Man Harvey Hogan,
who was sitting on his front
porch. He hadn’t drawn a
sober breath in 15 years, and
he gazed in fascinated amaze
ment at the sight that un
folded itself before his eyes.
He couldn't believe what he
was seeing. Incidentally, he
is now head man in Alco
holics Anonymous in the Al
PAGE THREE-B
bemarle section of the state.
By this time it was good
and dark. Horace and the
dogs were approaching the
Inland Waterway. The bridge
tender heard the horn blow
ing and figured that a boat
was approaching. So he hur
riedly went out and un
cranked the bridge. Horace
went overboard and was
drowned. The dogs also went
into the water, but they
swam out without very much
difficulty.
Now. it so happened that
the bridge tender was run
ning for the office of sheriff
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