Che Cherofctt S>cout The Official Organ of Murphy and Cherokee County , North Carolina Published Every Friday C. W. Bailey Editor Manager Mrs. C. W. Bailey Associate Ed. B. x1f. Sipe Associate Ed. Entered in the postoffice at Murphy, North Carolina, as second class mail matter under Act of March 3, 1879. Subscription Rates One Year $1.5( Eight Months 1.0C Six Months 75c Payable Strictly in Advance Legal advertisements, want ads reading notices, obituaries, cards of thanks, etc., 5 cents line each inser tion, payable in advance. Display anc contract rates furnished on request All communications must be signec by the writer, otherwise they will no* be accepted for publication. Name of the writer will not be published un less so specified, but we must have the name of the author as evidence of good faith. SOOT! SOOT! (By Achille du Freane.) This is no advertisement but if you know how to handle soot, never mind reading this article. If instead of writing I was speak ing, most of the readers would under stand SUITS, for sale, which may be a full dress to be worn at the ball, it may be the Prince Albert which you wear to go to church, may be the Tuskedo or the OVERALLS, which should be worn at the BARN DANCE. But keep this out of your mind, it is not at all the article under con sideration. And I am not either in trouble with some of our lawyers, be cause I have by experience found that IT PAYS TO KEEP OUT OF LAW. I really mean SOOT TROUBLES, caused by that deposit in the smoke pipes caused by the fumes of the dirty steam scotch soft coal. Impossible to burn soft coal and not have soot trouble, as unless the firing is done very scientifically, and even then un less one uses some chemicals that will cause the soot to be dislodged fiom the inner walls erf the smoke pipe, and carried by a strong blast and sent out in the air. Unless these things are made, some trouble will soon cause the scot to dislodge from the inner walls of the smoke pipe, and carried by a strong blast and sent out in the air. Unless these things are made, some trouble will soon cause the stover or furnace to deliver the smoke in the wrong place; in the room or in the parlor, and then there will be no draft, und there will not be any more heat given by the heating apparatus. Consequently the remedy is first, PREVENTION; and second, CURE. The prevention is: BURN SMOKE ? SAVE COAL. Smoke and soot that escape into the atmosphere cause large losses to citizens through damage to fabrics and buildings, making necessary much i extra cleaning and painting. Inhaled with the air we breathe, smoke lodges in the throat and nasal passages, and the finer particles get into the lungs. The tar and sulphur acids make it an active irritant and predispose the breather to throat trouble and pneu monia. (To be continued.) Culberson, N. C., Route 2, January 4. 1927. Editor The Scout, Murphy, N. C. My Dear Sir: I have not been actively associated with your family of correspondents for the last few months, but during this New Year, would like to help make The Socut bigger and better and there-by help to make our moun tain country a better place to live. A friend of mine who lives in Chatta nooga writes me that during the high waters of last week, which we didn't have, that three-fourths of that great city was under water, and tiiat in many places the water was up ill one foot of the eaves of the houses. The papers said but little about conditions there, no doubt, as it would be a bad advertisement. But we have nothing of the kind to fear in the mountains. The more facts told of our country the better for it. From some facts just at hand, no 'doubt the State will soon be working on the Hot House road which runs through our hamlet, and then there ?will be many things to write out that Dr.Frank AMERICA MAKES HER OWN PROSPERITY It should be remembered that the cause of prosperity in a country is not oinly its ability to produce, but its ability to consume. America is prosperious not only ?ecause its labor is efficient, it ha? , reat skill, and produces a large quan ity of goods, but also because it ontains a very large proportion of people who want a great many things. The superiority of America over Europe is not only cause by the fe undity of the Aemrkan workman, ut also by the supremacy of Ameri an wants. Recent figures show that real wages n the United States, that is, wages n terms of food, clothes and rent, ays George W. Hinman, are double the wages in Great Britain and three or four times the real wages on the j continent of Europe. This is due not .>nly to our enormous supplies, but equally due to our enormous demand. In the prosperity of a country must ^e taken into account its ability to 1 manufacture and transport, but equally important is its ability to con-' sume. The advertisements in the news papers are constantly creating new desires among: our people. They are stimulating the want for more and better thing? and thus creating an enormous market for our products. I Thus there is direct connection be tween the superior newspapers of the United States and its superior pros perity. Whatever induces a people to want more and better goods is valuable, as well as whatever stimulates them to produce more and better goods. It must always be remembered that prosperity is two-edged. It must in clude a sharp demand as well as a sharp supply. Because the people of this country live so well and ask so many luxuries, there is a constant demand for the goods we produce. We sell much goods abroad and the profits from our external trade 1 are considerable. But those profits i are small compared with the advant- j age of our internal consumption!. An drew Carnegie said some years ago j that the Pennsylvania Railroad alone ? carries more goods than the entire shipping of Great Britain. If your birthday is this week you are conscientious, critiAil, truthful and just. You are conventional to the last degree. and very conserva tive ? to the point of being almost prudish. You are precise, careful, and economical. You are quiet and studious, mathematical and fond of reading. You are not easily aroused to anger hut when you are you be come quite unreasonable. You are an accurate, logical rea soner, and have a clean, sound mind. You have a strong will, ami at times are stubborn. You can be very secre will make good reading for all your readers. Wishing you and yours a Happy and Prosperous New Year, 1 beg to remain. Sincerely yours, W. L GARREN. Editor of the Cherokee Seout: Sir : ? If it is not. lese majeste, we ' would like to have space in your paper : to inquire of the officials of the coun- . ty and local departments thereof, when, if ever, the tax-payers of this neck of the woods, are to have a re port in lt-gal form, "itemized", of the monies, which they have received and dispensed with, during the last two years, the law says each year, but we are short for two or more years. Therefore take notice delinquents: Two departments, the Board of County Commissioners, and the County Highway Commission, offer ed, as a pacifier or subtrafuge, an au ditor's report, and a consolidated statement, in lieu of tHe report re quired by law. Some of us may not know a Kow tow from a Kangaroo, or be so venal as to sell ourselves for a sop of pot tage, or so servile as to lick the hand that smites us, or believe that the moon is made of green cheese, but -we believe that there are yet some, who have not bowed the knee to Bail. We are being ground and crushed tu uual, Wuui upprcssive Laxes, Willie some are luxuriating and feeding from the "flesh pots of Egypt." Patience is said to be a virtue, but ours is about worn to a frazz. Get busy, come across, remember, "itemized", with name of party to whom paid. Yours for business, W. M. WEST. READ SCOUT FOR THIRTY YEARS Just who has been reading The Scout the longest? Since Mr. Pal mer has been reading it thirty years, we wonder if there are those who have read it longer? The editor wants to know to the extent of five subscriptions. The five subscriber* who have been reading The Sceut without interruption the longest we will give a year's subscription to this papor. Write usB The letters will be car tive and reserved about you affairs ? 1 or you can be an earnest effective j talker. You are affable, pleasant, and nolite ? you are sociable and like to enter- 1 tain. Men born during these dates be come scientists, inventors, ministers, professors, lecturers, and artists. Wo men born during: these dates become artists, musicians, teachers, actresses, and interior decorators. Alexander Hamilton was born Jan. 1 1. John Hancock was born Jan. 12. lied here until February first. December 25, 1926. The Cherokee Scout: I am inclosing you a check for my renewal, I have been a reader of The Scout for thirty years. I am lost with out it. Wishing you a happy New Year. Yours, B. B. PALMER. PATRICK Mr. and Mrs. K. W. Shearer and Miss Edna Curtis of Hiawassee were the guests of Mrs. Shearer s parents, Mr. $nd Mrs. Sanford Led ford and family Sunday. Mr. W. A. Beaver and family have moved back from Tellico Plains, Tenn., to their farm near Hiawassee. [ Mr. Owen Picklesimer and family have moved from Mr. W. A. Beavers place to Patrick. Mr. and Mrs. John Satterfield were the guests of the latters brother, Mr. Marion Adams and family Saturday night. Mr. John Craig of near Ducktown, Tenn., purchased a car from Mr. J. H. Reid Tuesday. "i . and Mm. Gearge Reid and children of Lynch, Kentucky, who visited friends and relatives here dur ing the holidays returned home last week. Several of the Patrick folks attend ed church services at Liberty Sunday. Mr. John Picklesimer were the dinner guest" of Mr. Will Beaver at Hiawassee Sunday. Mr. Lum Satterfield of this place is visiting his daughter Mrs. Walker of near Belleview, N. C., this week. Miss Grace Haniby and two little sisters Icy and Elle were the guests of Miss Ora Picklesimer Sunday af ternoon. Mr. Sam Baines of Tiawassee, N. C., made a business trip to Mr. Tom Picklesimer's New Year's Day. Mr. J. E. Shearer of Gastonia, N. G., were in our midst.during the holi days, shaking hands with friends and "How long will yiu be pruning that throe. Bill?" "Oh, another ccfuple of hours." "Well, be as quick as you can, as I've been told to cut it down." THESE MODERN DAYS Mother: "Now, Johnny, go upstairs, and wash your ears and comb your hair." Johnny: "Oh goody, we're going to have company." Mother: "Yes. Your father is coming home for dinner." HOW FOOLISH! Little Willie: "Mamma, is Papa go ing to heaven when he dies? Mother: "Why, son, who put such an absurd idea into your head?" IN A HURRY THE AUTHOR A schoolmaster named Bird was always being reminded of this fact by the boys. Once on entering the class-room he found the boys looking so grave that he looked aronnd for signs of trouble. Sure enough on the blackboard appeared a familiar quo tation: "Hail to thee, blithe spirit. Bird who never -wert." "Who wrote that?" he rapped out sharply. Dead silence reigned for some mo ments. Then a small boys said: "Please sir, I think it was Shakes peare." WANTED TO BE CURED! Those who object, like the negro in this story, to the high fees of a pood physician, do not always realize what they are paying for. The doctor in question was called out to attend an unknown patient. When he ar rived he found that a decrepit negro wanted his attention. The sick mar. first asked, "How much yo' charge, Doctah?" "Five dollars a visit," said the other, and when the negro had gasped bis surprise, he continued, 'T'hat in cludes, you know my time, exper ience, advice and the medicine." "A pore old niggah like me don't need all dem extras," remarked the patient. "Jist give me ten cents' wo'th of yo' cough med'cine, an' dat's enough fo' me." A PERFECT EXCUSE Nurse was bringing- little Ella home from a party and took her hand to help her up a high curbstone. "Gracious me, Ella!" she cried, "how sticky your hands are!" "So would yours be," replied Ella serenely, "if you had two meringues and a chocolate eclair in your muff." relatives. We were glad to see Mr. Shearer as he was one of our neigh bors several years ago. fsS Mr. Nip Adams Bi?d? ? business trip to Mr. John Picklesimer's New Year's Day to get his mule shod. The holidays passed off very quiet ly around Patrick. Cross ties and wood hauling is the order of the day, haulers are com plaining of the roads being almost impassable. Mrs. Mary Hamby and baby, Ruth, are on the sick list this week. Miss Eula Mae Berrong of Tenn., visited friends and relatives around Patrick during the holidays. A Way To A Happy New Y??r To leave the old year with a burst of song, To recall the right and forgive the wrong; To help your brother along the road To do his work, and life his load; To add your gift to the world's good cheer Is to have and to give a rlad New Year. | GOOD NEWS. * CANALS, CROPS. PROSPERITY. WE ARE HOMOGENOUS. ALL ALIKE. It's really a prosperous country we live in, and the prosperity tiu only commenced. Arthur Re;, nolds, able Chicago banker, sty? our prosperity will last through 1027. It will also last through 1927 and beyond, if we give it | chance, really, work and do m| cheat each other too much. Revised Government reports on crops put com for this year at tw? billion six hundred and forty-(W? million bushels, wheat at eight hundred and thirty-two million three hundred and five thoussnd bushels ? and forty million bushel* of rye, forty-one million bushels of rice, eighteen million six hundred and eighteen thousand bales of cotton, thirty-three million nine hundred thousand boxes of oranges, etc., and you have a slight idea of what prosperity means. And unlike oil, those crops ?re not exhausted, but go on forever, increasing. Land in Franca planted to wheat for centuries pro duces more bushels per acre now than it did 200 years ago. Tiie pity Is that when farmers have big crops they get small prices. Com bination sales and voting could help that, but farmers do not yet know how. Other good news for all Ameri cans Is this: "The lake cities will be connected with the Mississippi, the Gulf and all ports of the world by navigable waterways through Veifdation that should pass thi? Winter. And a canal from the lakes to the Atlantic also seems probable if an agreement can be made with Canada for joint use of the St. Lawrence. The right plan would be an all American waterway from the lakes through New York State, and that will come. But it would cost five or six hundred millions more than the low cost of the St. Lawrence canal, which probably will come first. Farmers are deeply Interested in these canal projects, for which Secretary Hoover deserves great est praise. He is a worker. The canals will cut an average of twelve cents from the freight on export wheat and add twelve cents to the farmers' price. Harnessing the Colorado River seems not far away, thanks to a number of earnest men, including Senator Hiram Johnson, Secre taries Work and Hoover, and others. The remaining difficulty ae?ns to be arranging an agree ment between California and Ari zona. The dam would be in Arizona, a great part of the power and irrigation would be used In California. The prosperity of one State is reflected in all States. California cannot thrive without benefitting Florida and Maine. ? Vrixona. the Stitt of cop per, cotton, citrus climate and the Colorado, will prove Itself th* State of brotherly conciliation. The thing designed is to use the country's wealth, water and power especially, and thus build up the entire nation. Arizona wilt not unwisely withhold from devel opment and um that which, at the moment, she herself cannot use. This is written on the writer's eleventh trip across tha continent in fourteen months. The oftener you cross, the more uniformity of life and manners in America amazes you. The young man in semi-balloon trousers, left in New Yorfc you find again in Chicago, Kansas City, Topeka, Gallup, Albuquerque, Bar stow and tens of thousands of him in Los Angeles. Travel a short distance from the shores of Brittany to the moun. tains of Auvergne, in France, and you find language and clothes changed completely, also inter ests, habits and manners. Here, from Miami to Portland, we all know the same baseball and football scores, see the same mov ir.g pictures, wear the same 'Jothes get about the * e*?6 ? wages.