OUR COMIC SECTION
Events in the Lives of Little Men
?
THE FEATHERHEADS
Happy, Though Married
? W?tws N?*ip?ptr Union
NO TIME TO BOTHER
Mrs. Resorter ? Fred, come up to
the house at once. There's a telegram
saying that your factory is burning
up.
Mr. Resorter ? Hush, Helen. I think
r^e got another bite.
Substitute
Bobby was being reared with strict
regard to the latest theories of diet
and health. The other day he asked
for a piece of candy to take with him
to the "movies." When this was re
fused, he remarked ruefully:
"Well, then, I'll just take a couple
of carrots."
Meet My Girl Friend
His Boss ? Dodson, I found this long
blond hair on the back seat of my lim
ousine. My wife's hair is black.
ChaulTeur ? I'll give you an explana
tion, sir.
Boss ? Explanation nothing ! What
I want is an introduction. ? Montreal
Star.
Still Farther Back
Wife ? But, my dear, no woman
wants to look dressed as though she
came out of the Ark.
Husband? Hub! You women aren't
so averse to looking as though yon
came out of the Garden of Eden, I
notice. ? Boston Transcript.
Sonnded Well
??Now, for the last time, Jimmy,
I want you to wash your face and
hands !**
44 Are you sure It wIIJ be the last
time, mother?*
Significance in Langh
"A laugh," said Hi Ho, the sage of
Chinatown, "may reveal only a word- ,
less sneer. You say wisely, 'Think be- i
fore you speak.' I ko further and bid i
you think before you laugh." ? Wnsh- 1
ington Star. |
THOUGHTFUL
grass, as I told yon to?"
**1 was going to, father, but the
truant officers are around looking for
boys under fourteen who are working
and I was afraid I'd get you into trou
ble,"
Witb Diog-DoBf Effect*
"And did he have the dentist take
an X-ray of his wife's JawT"
"He tried to, but all they could g?t
was a moving picture." ? Smith's Weak
)y (Sydney).
1 This Little Girl
Got Well Quick
"Just after her
third birthday, my
little daughter, Con
nie, had a serious
attack of intestinal
flu," says Mrs. H. W.
Turnage, 217 Cad
walder St., San An
tonio, Texas. "It loft
her very weak and pale. Her bow
els wouldn't act right, she bod no
appeiite and nothing agreed with her.
"Our physician told us to give her
some California Fig Syrup. It made
her pick up right away, and now she
Is as robust and happy as any child
in our neighborhood. I give Califor
nia Fig Syrup full credit for her
wonderful condition. It Is a great
thing for children."
Children like the rich, fruity taste
of California Fig Syrup, and you can
give It to thein as often as they need
It, because it is purely vegetable.
For over 50 years leading physicians
have recommended it, and its over
whelming sales record of over four
million bottles a year shows It gives
satisfaction. Nothing compares with
It as a gentle but certain laxative,
and it goes further than this. It
regulates the stomach and bowels
and gives tone and strength to these
organs so they continue to act nor
mally, of their own accord.
There are many Imitations of Cali
fornia Fig Syrup, so look for the
name "California" on the carton to
be sure you get the genuine.
Heavjr-Duty Pencil
Made entirely of graphite, a pen
cil that is claimed to outlast a dozen
of the common variety has been in
troduced. The point is unbreakable,
its makers assert. No wood is used.
As many as twenty copies can be
made at a time, so strongly may the
user bear down. The pencil may be
sharpened with a knife or sandpa
per, but not in a pencil sharpener. ?
Popular Mechanics Magazine.
There is an etllcient person some
where in a house that is kept warm
all winter.
H^THE TRUTH ABOUT
Rheu
MATIC PAINS
There are many causes of rheumatism.
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millions. Insist on GOLD MEDAL. 35c & 75c.
FREE A generous sample, free, if
you print your name and address
across this advertisement and mail
to Department "G". care of
GOLD MEDAL
HAARLEM OIL COMPANY
220 ? 36th Street, Brooklyn, Now York
Your automobile doesn't annoy
your neighbor ; but your radio can.
Complexion Curse'
She thought she was iust unlucky w/ien he called
cxi her once ? avoided bcr the realtor. But no on*
admires pimply, blemished skin. More and more
women arc realizing that pimples and blotchcs
are often danger signals of dogged bowels?
powonous wastes ravaging the system. Let NR
(Nature's Remedy) afford complete, thorough
elimination and promptly ease away beauty
ruining potsunous matter. Fine lor sick head
ache, bilious conditions, dizziness. Try this safe,
dependable, all
vegetable correc
live. At all drug- I
gists'? only 25c. "
nLH/iia. uiuun3Dt ii> uimuir,
"Tl ? lie" Quick relief for acid indiges
| UlVlb tion. heartburn. Only 1<>'..
One can be too poor to make the
friends he wants ? and too rich.
Lazy people need to be scared.
j Quicker Relief
For Headaches
Because oj Quick Dissolving Property Bayer Aspirin Starts
"Taking Hold" 3 or 4 Minutes After Taking
Due to important, scientific de
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Remember, it is Genuine Bayer
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UINE BAYER Aspirin when you
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est, possible relief ? and that's the
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To identify the genuine, see that
any box or bottle of aspirin you buy
is clearly marked "Genuine Bayer
Aspirin." And that any tablet you
take is stamped clearly with the
name "Bayer" in the form of a
cross. Remember ? Genuine Bayer
Aspirin cannot harm the heart.
MO TABLETS ARE G?MUIHE(B AYER|ASP1RIM WITHOUT THIS CROSS
Copr. 1932, The Bayer Co.. Inc.
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