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PwSil K andp|\> HuraW^ BEING POLITE A small boy was asked to dine at the home a distinguished professor. His mother questioned tiluj on his return: "Vo'j rre sure yon itt.in'r Ho anything that was not perfectly polite and gentlemanly?** "Why. no. nothing to speak of." "Then something did happen. Tell me at once." she demanded. "Well, while I was trying to cut the meat it slipped oft to the tloor. l>ut I made it all right." said the boy. "What did you do?" "Oh. I Just said carelessly. 'That's always the way with tough meat."* ANYTHING ? Wf =rt? T* Minister?Do >ou promise t?? love, honor and cherish this woman? Politician?Yes. whatever the platform is I subscribe to it. Misunderstood Two girls juude a bet a few weeks ago that each could vamp more men than the other. After ten days they met again. Blond?How are you coming? Brunette?Not s-> well. 1 have not been aide to date anybody but some old married men. But I call them misunderstood husbands. dNo Sen., An ambitious mother was trying to Instruct her small spo in the use of the five sense organs. She rehearsed with him the use of the eyes, ears, tongue and lingers, then asked: "N?\v what is your nose for?" "Oli. I don't know: I guess Just to keep clean," lie responded despairingly. ?Indianapolis News. Not Bothering "Do you remember when they talked of converting the swords Into plowshares." "I'm not botherin' 'bout what they uiu io intr iriniru ruiuiiT t'orntossel. "so long as they didn't bother toe big guns an* the battleships." The Refinement of Ingratitude "Republics are ungrateful," said the ready-made philosopher. "Perhaps," replied Mr. Chugglns; "hut if you want a taste of real Ingratitude. take a party of friends out for an automobile ride and listen to their sarcastic remarks If you happen to break down." A Natural Mistake Woman?1 want to register the death of my husband. Registrar?Hid you have a doctor? Woman?Oh. no. He was Just an honest bricklayer. GOOD K?ACH "There is something about Fred that draws ine to him." "So 1 noticed last night In the conservatory." i 1 Difficult of Accaw "She l? very frigid in her manner," remarked Willie Wlshlngton. "Perhaps," was the reply; "but ahe haa a heart of gold." "So I have been informed. Bat I am tired of trying to cross a conversational Chllkoot pass la order to reach It." Ms, Toe! Walton?This Is my favorite month. I wish It would last forever. Datton?I have a note duo the tret of next month, too. , - ' The Cherolfe See OUR Q Events f ?eac ME I SSrl" S6EIWV0UCAN -J, eiT50 werv-ii" $ pflfcSNT SEEM UUfc0 ifS <?OINCi TO k4 COME 0FF Vt;uP KNUCKLES j V'-. t, ^ MARBLE "Time i i-r pvrighf. n- v r? THE FEATHERHEADS NOW, THE CURTAIN)(OH, tha VJllL. SCON (sO O FEATHE UP? PoN'T BE \ NtoU'VE nervous?vou'lL 1 GO OVER Big- rf J WANK. tt J I THINS" I ;\77 S. about ii lj? WHAl s 'tie 11 wHi- H I V MATTER M -TkaT H i M NOvm ? J1 If have f SMOKE UP, BOY 1 "Before I married. my wife made me promise to quit smoking." "And you kept your word?" "Yes. But what's the difference? Custom has changed. Now, I'm doing my best to get her to promise not to begin." Pardonable Protease "Don't you think we should always be frank and candid?" "No." answered Miss Cayenne. "Sim pie politeness sometimes depends on a pretense of outer ignorance of things of which we are perfectly aware." Sadder, bet Wiser Jones?Back in the city again? I thoughts yon were a farmer. I Johns?You made the same mistake that I did. L - _ ' ' I mt, Murphy, N. CM Friaa; DMIC SE< in the Lives of Little ^ v''-^ I ) .MK VoU, Me.WIIII ir1 NOV/, NOV rheat> \! ' i you srioi &eem SO KlKJP) memtion IB Tob To J A TRtF FOR. EVERY- ^ 'I VE L-EARSiEP < ?,v?r ORK rj?f./ft ^ M?~ (I] Wj ^ iSt Defective Ammunition When the doctor arrived lie found the patient in tears. "Cheer up. my good man," he said. "vftn'll mill thr.\n.?h " "It Isn't that, doctor," groaned the patient, "but just think of all the money I've spent for apples to keep you | away." Easier and Cheaper "GoIn,t away this summer?" "No, my wife has decided she can get all tired out more comfortably by staying at home." SOME MISTAKE "I don't think a college etlucatioi amounts to a great deal." - Don't yon? Well, yon ought to too my boy'a bills and see." ,, April 20, 1934 ITION | Afoi P )0 -OOCHII " AQtHtC fHAT HUPT5 J_r_^ J limi t, a * f? BIISBP I a '' ' * ^ ^ x : ^Lp^y Realism Wanted y? / OH, FELIX? ^ ni JLDfJf \: THAT BILL FUST/ SUCri J hE'5 TrYiNCt LE f To UPSET . ?s everyTHIKJ<3-/ ; c ^ \ 3 : " ffl .? Tell him he I 1 1 HAVE IT, IF HE" \ ! , s us PUT REAL PoiSQKj IM iTiI I1 p7y ' ' \ p \ m/ 7 W/ ; ^ /^Lvi1 | AS USUAL "Does the hero in that serial marry the heroine at the end of all their troubles-:" "No, In the beginning.' A Fast Traia "It this supposed to be a fast train! The advertisements said It was," remarked the excursionist to the conductor of the Chicago Limited. "Yes. of course," answered the conductor. "I thought It must be," said the passenger. "Would you mind my getting off and seeing what It la fast to!" 1 Tiasa t. Bl.sk, EitW Way "1 want a pair of stockings." t "For your wife, or shall I show yon something better!" CAP.,, % I AND'*?$ I BELLS ft J SHARK ON DETAILS I r.Iadys-?Listen. Mabel. This is 1 iat my boy friend says in his letter. 9 arling, I think of you all day? I ur naturally waved hair, your | F" v?^ j i ominent cheekbones, your twenty- ; ar-Inch waist?" Mabel?< >h, that*! a queer sort of re letter! Gladys?oh. didn't you know? Bob ites those descriptions of missing j ople for the police.?i'liegende aetter (Munich). The Diplomat "Tell tne. Henry," said the sweet tins thing dramatically?"tell me. 11 i the only girl you were ever inrested. in?** ) lie started guiltily and did a bit of ! lick thinking. "No, mv pet." he said, after a I Idle; "hut you are the most charmg among all the girls I have ever ?.f ill ii i v" llf*? llovn-oil limlntf ceting charming girls.'* QUERY W Wi "Sapp ia trying to improve his i.nd." "That so? When did he get it?" Mary Was Right Mary?If you please, nuun, the ni's had chickens. Mlstre.-s? Nonsense, Mary; you lean kittens. Mary?Was them ehirkens or kitpns you brought home this morning! Mistress?Chickens. of course. Mary?Well, mam, them's what the at's had. Where It Counted Jaek?Your father has such a funi.v name. dim?Yes. It is; but It looks pretty food on a check. No Sanctuary Rinks?It was a great night! Rut don't mind confessing I ended up a police station! .links?You were lucky, old man. [ found my way home! Public Speaking ?*T?t l ...... ..otr I'll* ,> uu rin in? iinj? ~1 ??" in^rV* asked the man in the largest rocker. Well," replied the chap on the three-legged stool, "I proposed to a ?irl in the country over a party line." Tonic Stimulant Eva?Did you enjoy your ride last evening with that young doctor? Elsie? Indeed I did. He has a most charming roadside manner.? Boston Transcript. Cut to Fit "Why the round hole In your floor?" "That's for circular letters." H ui
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