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PLENTY OF ADVICE "And who was Solomon?** asked the school teacher. "An ancient king.** said little Freddie. "And did he have many wives?** she continued. "Yes, a hundred." replied Johnny. "And why was Solomon the wisest man in the world?" she went on. "Because he had so many wives to advise him," said Tommy.?Answers Magazine. GOING PLACES M "Do you really think 1 married yon for your money?" "Well, the way the money has been going it looks suspicious." Prayer Indicative of the child's horizon is the story about Steve and the Lord's Prayer. Steve, the small son of Mr. tnd Mrs. Fremont Chandler, was taught by his mother to say the prayer, and when she suggested he repeat It at bedtime, Steve said: "Deliver us from measles. . . ." "No, Steven, it's 'Deliver us from evil," corrected his mother gently. The child thought that over a second, then, showing an adnr table desire for establishing values, asked: "Well, Is evil worse than measles?" ?Chicago Tribune. Hit Reward Little Freddie came from school wearing a puzzlad frown. "Grandpa," he said, "when did you become grandpa?" "When you were born, sonny," said the old fellow. "And If I had not been born, would you never have been a grandpa?" asked the boy. "I don't suppose so," grandpa replied. "Then what are you going to give me for it?" Covered "I'm sorry." said the diner, who hoped to get away with it. "but I haven't any money to pay for that meal." "That's all right," said the cashier. "We'll write your name on the wall and you can pay the next time you come in.H "Don't do that. Everybody who comes in will see It." "Oh, no, they won't. Your overcoat will be hanging over it." Much Needed Mrs. Nextdoor?My daughter ha3 arranged a little piece for the piano. Old Grump?Good! It's about time we had a little peace. NO CHANGE "Do you get a vacation this year?" "Yes." "What do you Intend to do with It?" "Turn it over to my wife, as usual." Some Chaajre Mr. Neverwed?Does your wife treat you the same as she did before you were married? Mr. Peck?Not exactly. Before we were married when I displeased he? ihe refused to speak to me. Tovgh Diner?What's this leathery stuff? Waiter?That is flUet of sole, sir. Diner?WeiL take It back to the kitchen and see if you csn't find me a nice piece of upper with the buttons off. The Cherokee Scout, Muri OUR COMI FINNEY OF THE FORCE W VOLI POM-T HAVE mA I To SEMO TOR. L { ,?E M ^ tne WAeoNi? 7 ] ' >T ISN'T FAK^TQ 'HIS J 7H? STATIOM j? 7/ [ House-? 0 RUN VOLl OVER To THE" /} POLICE STATION?BUT THE F^g OLD CRATE -JZlST WOU'T ?^ ^ T. RUN | -* THE FEATHERHEADS MBMWMMT? I ^^MT CM SO (SLAP ^u GOT HERE SO SOON ffwinffryrfi COME on, WE'LL. > GO UP To THE p ^LP mkCU bungalow r> -= -_ EUvflEWftrtFp=^- _- ? SACf AREU T ^ AMD WAS I a -THERE AmY coop i LUCKY To 1 PLACES here , GET ?T for. T THAT ARE ? / f> 2O A WEE< j^ReASOSJABLE *?y' IjMBi There'* Money in It HAS X] "Did you know thai I had taken up story writing aa a career?" . "No. Sold anything yet?" ^V">. "Yea: my watch. n>y saxophone and 1 \^ my over?>at."?Barksdste News. :r (PS y. , Temte for Luxury ; "Is the new sheriff popular?" 'HLTo "Not very," answered Cactijs Joe. "We've made the Jail so cozy anil comfortatrie that be Just wants t<j sit ' ' : * ' :B around and have it all to himself." "This party adv PROFESSIONAL speedy chauffeur.' "Think 1 11 try ~ , . . "Better stick a 1 3: yf ' TsS. ' I h I I your face when ?-* ?. UCm Caller?And ho' I |K\ Mb boy? 1 remembe I V \\Afr 'ond ot aPP|eaI seems to#be mucl t'A?-^"T\ \ V v- I peaches and datei Professor?What would you do In the case of a person eating poisonous Souadx Fn mushrooms? Catherine?Tha Student?Kecommcnd a change of Kathryn?Yds, diet. the JaW. ? M jj?| _ ? , .*? I phy, N. C., Friday, August 10, 1934 ; C SECTION I Hike! r ^111/ yezre gomna ^ walk to th' l station?and 1 mez're <3onma Il loike. it?see? i slc> free FiOIpE i 1 fer. yez / r~j Choice 'here are'A/ uhhum?but is k ISM'1* >T 'J -THAT SHACK OUR | ^9EAU-nFUL?^p L ^ PLACE J 9SPIRI lilBI HE SNAP Grand Finale They were Invited out to dinner. It ? wan 0:30 p. m. and she laid out his dress suit The hours sped onward and still he irfs did not put in his appearance. It was ~2 C7 11:30 and she laid out his pajamas. Slswly the midnight hours dragged ^ XiX/y n? At a.on -a- a a. ... u.uv sue aturu min coming [ home at last. J Then she laid him ont. ortlses for a snappy, CALL THE LAKDSCAPER for It" At st little conrt-plaster on yon apply for the w is your dear little _ /!' r be used to be so ?|?iyy//^~| . e was, but lately be ' III i more Interested In . "Going to plant potatoes In your garden?" >m the Paslor "I thought I would,. but when I t was a loud smack, looked up the way to do It I found I think he got It on that potatoes have to be planted In bills, and otrr yard Is perfectly flat." _ L J' > 'If - I FROCK BETTY-LOU I PATTER^ ISIS I iQivj Not every mother keeps In miod all the time quite how Important a little girl's frocks are. Of course ale should look pretty every day of her young life . . . that goes without saying! But don't you remember your "little girl" frocks? Well, Betty Lou Is going to do the same thine. Here Is a charming thing for her to recall. Epaulets that tlare crisply over youthful shoulders anu turn Into a little cape in the hack . . . neat, trim pleats which look smart and permit a girl to play to her heart's content. Lovely in swiss or dimity or voile. Pattern 11)13 is available in sizes 6. 8, 10. 12, and 14. Size S takes 2* yards 30-inch fabric and .'1V4 yards edging. Illustrated step-by-step sew ing instructions Included. Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, address and style number. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing Orel# Pattern Department, 243 West Seventeenth Street, New York City. Excellent Reaion Her father gravely surveyed tinyoung man. "So," he said, "you are asking fo? the hand of my daughter?" The young man nodded nervously. "Can you wash, darn, sew, nurse children, and keep house?" asked father. "B-b-but why should 1 need to do those things?" the suitor stammered. "Because my daughter can't," said the other. Pictorial Inspiration "What Is your objection to Jaai music?" m "I have no objection to the music, answered Miss Cayenne. "But some nf th>? a a ni>ca thnt' i?i? with it SUggeSt that you are supposed to stop look, but not to listen." rail Illw^
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