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Precautionary HUM^
"Thompson's not ? bad fellow," said ?
Hayes.'Tle always claims that when 1^ charit.v
is needed he is the first to nnt
his hand in his pocket.''
Bolton nodded his head. KT r ? \
"Yes," he said, "and keeps it there T '
jintil the danger is over."?London Tit- ?
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SlIMrtJjjl'iP/l ?u8 Landlord?
vJUlijjJ(hH[||V] apple worms have
log the rent and
V\ house besides!
vCll said the antlquarl
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same shows you tl
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Both?Well! Well! Here we are. I ran swap them t
ail ready for the kids. j Uss."?Pathfinder
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VNLIKE Safe Prediction
Judge (in Traffic Court)?I'll let 3
off with a fine this time, but anotl
day I'll send you to Jail.
F$jp Driver?Sort of a weather foreci
eh? Judge?
^ Judge?What do you mean?
( Driver?Fine today?cooler torn
ENOUGH SAID
Great Scott, those s~\ I J
moved without pay- ~ ~-i?| W>vSk 01 ?
have eaten haJf the I
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to flght In armor," ,4H8Hf I I
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Miss Cayenne, "but
irseplay. A football ' I
he costume that goes
Ixchang* "Have you the firmness that enat
1 your book before" you to go on and do your duty In
tlngulshed film actor, face of Ingratitude and ungenen
len I get ten of yonrs criticism?"
or one of George Ar- "I ought to have. I cooked foi
Magazine. camping party last summer."
rsday, November 30, 1934
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Funny
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CRITICISM
'What do you think of the critics
of your plan?**
"I resent them/' answered Senator
Sorghum.
"Haven't they any good Ideas?"
"Oh, yes. I may utilize some of
them. Nevertheless, J don't propose
to encourage the nerve they show in
expressing them/*
Encouragement
At an Englkh theater they were
playing "The Forty Thieves," and us
I the company numbered only eight,
the entry of the robbers into the
cave was achieved by their passing
out at the hack of the stage and entering
again at tlie front.
Unfortunately one of the robbers
walked with a limp, and when he
had entered five times a voice from
the gallery cried: "Stick it, 1 loppy;
last lap!'*
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Disappointment
"So you are tr??in^ home.** saM the j
kindly stranger to the wanderer. "I
suppose they will kill the fatted calf
for you?"
"Yes. that's the worst of it." replied
the wanderer sourly; "I am on
a diet and can't eat any meat."?
Pathfinder Magazine.
Quaint Forms
"George Washington had quaint
forms of speech,*' remarked the studious
person.
"Yes," said Miss Cayenne. "But
? wouldn't George say the same of us
if he could hear some of the things
that go on over the radio.**
Warning
Mrs. B.?What made you count
your change so carefully after paying
our bill?
Mr. I?.?The clerk kept saying that
"honesty is the best policy."?Border
Cities Star.
UNNEIGHBORLY NEIGHBORS
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Mrs. Tom?Are you troubled much
in your neighborhood with borrowing?
Mrs. Daw?Yes, a good deal. My
neighbors never seem to have a
thing I want.
Back to Early Standards
"Are there any gangsters in Crimson
Gulch?" asked the traveling man.
"No, sir," answered Cactus Joe.
"We shoot things out for ourselves.
The Gulch continues to favor rugged
individualism."
Ambition
He?Td like to write the most pop_
ular book of the day.
She?You think that Is the way to
fame?
*ou He?I don't give a hoot for the
tier fame, It Is the way to fill a pocket
book, and that's what Interests me.
ist, .
nird Luck Story
My friend, the visiting nurse, rel0r"
ports that a very sick patient told
her that her illness vra? caused Dy
bad teeth. The way she put it was,
*1 should have had my teeth excavated
two years ago, for pyrex."?
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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**I)addyf I want to be an Arctic explorer."
"That's fine, my boy."
"But, daddy, I want to go Into
training at once."
"How so?"
"Well, I want a dollar a day for Ice
cream so that I can get accustomed
to the cold."
And He Went His Way
Sinister-Looking Individual (significantly)?Is
yer 'usband at 'ome,
ma'am?
Lady (resourcefully)?Well, if he's
finished his revolver practice, he'll
be playing in the back garden with
our bloodhounds. Did you want to
see him??London Tit-Bits.
Lot Like That
Blinks?That dame can say more
foolish things than anybody I ever
listened to.
Jinks?Yes, her tongue travels
along at sixty miles an hour, while
her brain Is jogging along at about
five.
Length, Not Breadth
First Voter?How long did the candidate
speak. Bill?
Bill?About an hour and a half.
First Voter?And what was It all
aboutT
Bill?He didn't gay.?Exchange.