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"Have you read Freckles,' Mr.
Johnson?" rmmI
"No. ma'am," he stammered, blush- 'imv'ik
lng; "mine are the brown kind." ^
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Neighbor?Well, and Is your son get- ->**-j3 ting
well grounded in school? (
Father?Well grounded? Why, he's ? "ilij
actually stranded.
AFFECTIONATE "How rumantl
this wedding rl
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study the classl
I \ er Corntossel.
/ j. more cheerful
couldn't pretend
^ U Wood.
"Do yon mean to say that your fa- Castle Guldether-ln-law
Invited you to visit him?" anyone a questl.
"Same thing. When I suggested It Tourist--You
over the telephone he told me to come that, feller. E
If I dared." thing like that
Cherokee Scout, Murphy, N. C., Thur
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A kindly old lady, meeting a begj
?' ""**") offered him a penny. The beggar e
disdainfully.
JRvWjr "Ma'am," he began, "did ye read
de l^P6*"8 ftbout * beggar what i
an(* ^ ?50,000 to a lady who'd gi
- " him a shilling?"
vlJe*-idS^0/1 "I seem to remember something
the sort," replied the old lady "but
"Well, that fellow was me brotl
~ ' Cx>^J That's de kind of family we are!"
cto be making love on HARD STUDY
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it your boy Josh to (SETA'S
cular," answered Farm"Maybe
it'd be a little
or the family If there J
hings left that Josh J
he knew all about." ^ J
sr? of Travel
-This Is the moat. Has "I suppose football broke down y
>n? so n?"
can't make me believe "No, indeed, the doctor said w
[ow could you get a g*ive him nervous prostration was
In your eye? I log to get his lessons between gam
sday, December 13, 1934
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JUST IN TIME "
CI
The aerodrome was crowded with fl
spectators who had come to witness s'
ihe finish of the big air race. Great T
was their astonishment when the Vl
winning aeroplane landed and an un- P
known airman stepped out. <"i
"Wonderful! Wonderful!" said an
official, coming forward to greet him.
"You've broken ihe record for the
race. XIow did you do it?"
The airman wiped his perspiring
brow.
"To tell you the truth," he modestly
explained, "I think luck nad a lot
to do with it. 1 didn't find out until
gine.?Answers.
Sweeping
Full of enthusiasm, she had gone
In for politics and was out of the
house most of the day. The other
night she returned at nine o'clock
and sank Into an armchair.
"Everything's grand," she said.
"We're going to sweep the country."
Her husband looked around wearily
and said: "Why not start with
the dining room?"
"Are you going to assist in steering
the ship of state?"
"I'll be ready to give a hand, if
requested," said Senator Sorghum,
"but all the ship of state seems to
desire from me at present is to refrain
from attempts at back-seat
driving."
Hasn't Paid Yet
Neighbor?How is that new ln?
cubator doing which you bought?
Mrs. Newbride?I suppose it's all
right, hut I'm a little worried about
it. It hasn't laid a single egg yet.
TWO OF A KIND
"G'morning, Mary! You look as p
fresh as they make 'em this fine ei
day."
"And you act that way." ~~
A Respectful Skeptic
"Do you believe George Washington
always told the uncompromising ir
. truth?"
"No, sir," answered Senator Sor- M1
' glium. with emphasis. "To hold such st
i an opinion would be to cast asper;
slon on his indisputable attainments
as a statesman and a diplomat." ^
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Speed Regulation SI
"Has Crimson Gulch any speed
regulations?" *s
"Yes," answered Cactus Joe.
"When a suspicious stranger looms
up we warn him to keep goin' and
get out of town as fast as possible." w
Personal Viewpoint
? "What are you going to do about ^
the coming election?" al
,ar "Not much. I'm afraid," said Senj
ator Sorghum. "The question In my 01
mind is what the coming election is
I jn going to do about me."
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ven Consideration
"Has your horse a good disposl- si
of tion?" r;
n "Yep," answered Farmer Corntos- iu
k? gel. "Bnt ho wnnliln'f # t u
Jcr' worried him as much as he does me." | ol
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SEEKING TO STARTLE
"Have you any new idea concernig
an unbalanced budget?"
44Yes." answered Senator Sorgliuui.
iVliat people like now is something
rictly original."
"Have you such a suggestion?"
"I have?If some radical hasn't
?at me to It. In order to avoid bud*
trouble I'm going to make a
>eech demanding that all budgets
& immediately and entirely abolhed-"
Reminder
"So you enjoy talking over the
idio?"
"Very much," answered Senator
orghura. "I have a positive affecon
for a microphone. It's appearace
reminds me of earlier oratory,
i It suggests the facial expression
' some of my dumbest listeners."
Evolution Two Wiyi
"Do you believe In evolution?"
"Forward and backward," *n'
vered Senator Sorghum, "although
II never believe it's as easy to
afce a man out of a monkey as !t
for a man to make a monkey out
F himself."
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