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sticking your hill In my face. ft wg3 Tlmothy.
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Hearing It Enough announced "I aln'l
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all right, but wasn't deaf, and the got none, neither?
neighbors posted her.?Pathfinder Mag- the same fix, ain't
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Kindly Intention! Wife?Fred, 1 a
"Why don't you try to avoid sar- burglar at the w.
casm?" Husband?Hush.
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I said Miss Cayenne. "Some friends able to move It si'
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cable about the ab- ' Daddy," said the little girl, "tea<
or told us today that the olive brar.
is the emblem of peace. What is 1
"lot a Want emblem of war?"
at lady up de road "Orange blossom," grunted her p
insult 1 ever suf- ent.?Stray Stories Magazine.
She do? Skeptical
he promised to give "Yes," said the enthusiastic mor
saw up an armful |St. "she'll do 85."
t^ she guv me was a "Per hour, per gallon or perhaps
Vhat is dis world inquired the wag.
inder Magazine.
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s first day at school. .. jBI
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sure I can hear a "1 don't see wny you complain atx
indow. the tixe of my bilL It's not as big
Perhaps he will it might have been."
it?I have not been "That's right; I wasn't ss sick a;
ice It was painted. could have been sUher."
Jay, January 10, 1935
CAP.,
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BELLSjj|
PRICE OF A COLD
"I say, Betty." said the young man.
full of confidence. "I've Just been
; thinking how jolly it would be If we
two got married. Any objections?"
"Dough." replied the young lady at
once.
lie reached for his bat and made for
the door.
he replied. "I might have
known you'd have thought of that snag
first."
He departed Into the night, while
: she. poor girl?with a cold In her head
I ?wondered why he left when she had
accepted him.
CALLS AND CALLS
"I know a man who had a hundred
curtain calls a week.**
"I suppose he was a matinee Idol?**
"No, he was a house furnisher."
Moral* and Music
The man who had Just cleaned up
a large fortune was starting his social
, career with a reception and concert.
"So you got a good piano player for
the concert I'm giving?" he asked his
newly acquired secretary.
**Yes. a truly great virtuoso."
**I don't care nothin* about his
! morals. Can he play?"?American Legion
Monthly.
Insoluble Container
A farmer visited i.U son's college
Watching students in a chemistry
class, he was told rl.e.v were looking
lor a universal solvent.
"What's that?" asked the farmer.
"A liquid that will dissolve anything."
"That's a great idea." agreed the
farmer. "When you find it. what are
you going to keep It in?"?Good Hardware.
Including Molar Excavitiet
"What are the dining hours at your
club?"
"From six to eight for all except the
committee."
"Why the exception?"
"Because Rule 5 says: 'The committee
is at liberty at any time to fill
any vacancy in their body.'"?Bristol
Express.
[Good Enough Evidence
"This, sir," said the shop assistant,
proudly, "is the very latest life-saving
j belt we can procure."
"Is it absolutely reliable?* asked the
! customer.
"Well, sir, we've sold hundreds, and
no one has ever brought one back."?
: Stray Stories Magazine.
NO ARMCHAIR
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Judge?What's the charge?
(7- Officer?Hocking his wife to sleep,
yer honor.
Judge?That's no case
Officer?Oh. but yer honor, yer
should her seen the size of the rocks
Advertising Pays
Mabel?So you've really decided not
to sell your house?
Jacqueline?Ves. i'ou eae a real estate
man put such an alluring advertisement
In the paper about It (hat
after we read it neither Bob nor 1
could think of parting with such
wonderful and perfect home.
>at Just ths Thing
as "1 want to answer Dorothy's tetter
ai-d say something that means notb
l 1 tag."
"Tell her you love her."
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Pajama Keynote
PATTERN 2045
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It is, of course, a two-piece model. %
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SELECTING A ROUTE
"We need a leader!" said the excited
man.
"We've got plenty of leaders," answered
Senator Sorghum, "what you
want to do is to got up a good road
map and show us where and how it
| is safe and proper to travel."
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Late for Bresk.ait
enter?10:1 re mce again, jaoKson.
Do you never use your alarm clock?
Jackson?Yes, sir; but I no longer
find It alarming.
There Isn't Any
"Mv wife always has the Inst
word."
"Mine never gets to it."?London
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