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The ( OUR COMI I THE FEATHERHEADS ,AiA > l SUPPOSE: You *7^ I KMOW Toil'RE LATE/ j WELL-WHY PlDM'f "Y I'LL HAVE Totl , YbU WATCH "THE \ UWPERSTAUP TiNftt AWD SPEED I'M MOT A r-' ?7 IT ap ? Y CLOCK I \ w 1 WATCHER.! jvn... *? ??? FINNEY OF THE FORCE B " "I 7 ^ M - !/ ? J &E Yer livin' ~~ZIZL HERE IM TOWKI? } \ ^?, _Y wes, inpeeD?L r Amd i'lu be osl I ^NW WAYj ii C dk\ \ <C W??t#rn N?wapaper Unloa W First Bridge Party | DOC Kl In an unfamiliar atmosphere the professor was trying to make con versation. J "The Romans wore fond of card I * games,** he said. IAnd the sweet young thing re- r? ^ sponded eagerly, "Oh. yes, I know; /4^\ J* 5?fi wasn't it a man called flora tins who r held th? first bri- ',go partyV"?Tit-Bits fa?1 Magazine. - Doctor?You are LISTENING IN <*"*? . , , l'atient?1 know guess 1 can raise e \ <n fne. ' y* C> -f(* "Do you think CTtl better Knglisli tlia J asked the educatoi VA tSTBb/' "No, sir!" answt hum. 'Why, our \ J Knglish forgot veai , T" Journalist) "What are you snoozing out here in The Youth?How the flehl for? Are you a tramp?" a writer who has n "No, officer. I'm merely a statesman ish? wot fell asleep with his car to the The Editor?Get ground." sand paper.?Detroi Cherokee Scout, Murphy, N. C., Th C SECTION Timely SoRR-/- BUT I HAD A ^ LOT OF WORK To DO AT J office j t Wou KuovO that ^ NO ONE HAS EVER f N0 ? MAPt a success about a or A T-OB^ FY fcAtaO ,, WATCHING THgj-^_ANNOll>0C?R.? ' ~~cl??? Fare Enough HERE ' Tez CAN'T > ^ v/ASN'T v" BE BEesiN' ON *S' BE6triN;CHIEFTH' SHTREBT HERE Xasf BORROWS ? N / TN1 FARE TO fgg> "lG'T H?^r FARC HE &IVJE \ SURE?' AIELL? WEZ- l SEEM iT- | ^QU SEE I'M , '-1V/AS A HALF J (JOKIMA TAKE 1 ; -POLLAR. Jp?^ A TAXI / ^ g,rm i NOWS Not So Well An absent-minded professor walking down the sire- one day one foot In the gutter and the ( I X ?n tl,e. yll,ewa1k- A friend met * ^ "Good afternoon, professor; and MSfMj "I was well, 1 thought; but for Inst ten minutes I've been limpiu: Washington l'ost. badly in need of it. doctor, but . TIGHTWAD nough to pay your Mh M the English speak ^ Americans do?" rreu aeuaior sorg- ^ /W >olitleal vocabulary , v v 7 \\ osyllables tbat the ^ ic Advice w/\ V J would you advise either grit nor pol- "Haven't 1 given you practi every penny I earn?" to work on some "I should say not! I've posit t News. i.ad to drag n out of you." tursday, July 11, 1935 n TiFE'S 1 .# "j1 LITTLE j| JESTS j{| DIDN'T SEE IT The golfer stepped tip to the tee and drove off. The hall sailed straight down the fairway, leaped onto the green and dived into the hole. "What have you suddenly gone crazy about?" asked the golfer's wife, who was trying to learn something about the game. "Why, I just made a hole In one!" yelled the golfer, a wild gleaui of delight in his eyes. "Did you," said his wife placidly. "Do it again, dear. I didn't see you." --Stray Stories Magazine. FAIR AND WARMER r^.~; First Reporter?I ran the "How To Keep From Catching Cold" column during tlie winter. Second Reporter?What are you doing now? j First Reporter?In charge of the j J "How To Keep Cool" column. Sunk 'I*wo old settlers, continued hacliel j ?i ors. ??.-it iii the hackwuods. The con- j versa t ion drifted from politics and j lin.-i11 \ got around to cooking. i "1 got one o' them cookery hooks \ once, hut 1 never could do nothing f with it." . "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" , "You've said it! Every one ?>' tliein , recipes began the same way: 'Take j a cleat! dish * and that settled me."? i s Modern Woodsman. j 11 Only an Intelligent Look Porter?Where's your trunks, sir? 1 Salesman?I use no trunks. I'orter?But 1 thought you wuz one 3 of them travelin' salesmen. ? Salesman?I am, but I sell brains, c understand? I sell hrains. 1 Porter?'Sense me, boss, but you Is 3 do furst fella that's been here who : ain't carrying no samples.?American Mutual Safety Bulletin. I ? She Had 'Em I Having need of some small change, the mistress of the house stepped to : the top of the back stairs. "Bessie," she said to the maid helow. "have you any coppers down there?" < "Yes'm?two," faltered Bessie, "but j they're my cousins, please, w'iii." ; l Willing to Help "Will you help a street cleaner who 1 has nothing to do. sir?" "Sure, I'll be glad to throw something in your way." ^ CHOICY (?) ? . ~ I 4^ | ! "Did yon ever love another girl aa you do me?" "Never, no other girl 1 ever met 1 would lot me." Too Few Word? s. "Mrs. Angus McTavish seems to be U having an awful time writing he.- teleU gram." P "Yes. She's trying to tell her hus-W band what she thinks of him in ten J words." No Experimenting "Darling," in tender tones, he cried, eally "I never loved but thee!" "Then we must part," the maid reIvely i ' "No amateurs for me." Simplicity and Chic in Morning It's as fresh as the morning dew Vnd it was designed for all tlios. lever women who like t?? put in n unnrt appearance at the very he finning of every new day. Three ir four dresses made up by this patera would solve all your house i nn k trohlems. And the expense wiM ?rove trilling. Moreover, this pat era has been designed so simply that o follow it will seem like a lirst !es ton in sewing. The yoke and sleeves til in-one with a hit of bodice full less below, and the decorative porknake tliis frock very smart indeed ercale or gingham in gay plaids ??r unall geometric designs would he e: 'ertive. Add nubhy cork or wooden ml tons. Pattern IK? 11? may he ordered only n sixes 14. 1??, IS, lit), 32, .'14. lis It) and 42. Size 1(1 requires 3', ards 3G-lnch fabric. SKXD FIKTKEX CKXTS in coins >r stamps (coins preferred) for tii s Kit tern. l?e sitro to vvritn ithiiti! .our NAMK, ADDRESS, STY It: STMnr.n ami SIZE. Complete, Diagrammed Sew Clm ncl tided. Send your order to Sewing cir. Pattern'Department, *J32 West Kiglr ?eiitlt street, New York. FOLLOWED PRESCRIPTION Police Sergeant?It's a case of lac :eny, isn't it. sir? Doctor?Er?not exactly, sergeant You see, I told him t?? lake something warm Immediately, and as he (vent out he took my overcoat.? London Humorist. Misunderstanding The Collector?These anlhiuc andirons are hand forged. The Chump?Forged? Well, well! What astonishingly good counterfelts they make now. jj
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