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BY GEE McGEE % .
MIKE CLARK OFFERS HIS SERVICES
TO THE PARTY
Hon. jim farley, p. m. Ren., t
care of dimmercrat headquarters, t
Washington, d. C.
plese rite or foam at once and let ^
me know if yiu could u?e a firstclass
stump speaker enduring: the campane
versus the republican party.
the undersigned, hon. mike Clark,
rfd, is considered the best campaign- j 11
er in this community, and can sway v
a bunch of republicans and grass
roots and socialists into the dimmer- n
cratic folds in less than 5 minutes. v
if you will hire me at 3$ per speech 1
plus all exnenses for bored, clothes, ^
a ford to travvel in a shofer, and a
pretty blond stenographer, 1 will be- f
gin work at once and kiwer anny ter- j(
ritory placed in my charge ansoforth.
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my voice carries a great distance p
and is verry impressive, i have fetch- t
ed tears to a crowd at a picnic, and e
when i talk at churches and other
religious gatherings i keep the congregation
crying and shedding crock- t]
erdile tears for 3 or 4 weeks there- t.
after. b
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when i get up on toy of the w
stump and review the great work the n
present add-ntinistration h:<i tlone ]<
to pull the farmer out of the miry w
clay of distress, and to keep the man li
who earns his living by sweat of his
brows from starving to death, the
crown ajways yells till thov o-of v?,i
in the face ansofortb. I si
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if you have a section where the 1 tl
dimmercrats who have not got e- e
nough direct relief to sattisfy them li
and they arc wavering in their minds h
about who to vote for just turn them ai
over to me, and i guarantee that b
each and every One of thom will votfrom
4 to 6 times- each tor the present
add-ministration ard will carry ci
their households with them, i w;'l ti
report on 2 days notis if you send h
25$ in expense money at once. n
yores trulie, 0
mike Clark, rfd, o
died-in-the-wool dimmercrat. aj
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THE FOURTH WAS CELEBRATED f<
IN FLAT ROCK lc
the fourth of july passed off very a;
quiet in flat rock, but was cellerbrat- ?
ed to some extent as usual no fireworks
were shot onner count of the
peoples stoar sold out all they had
for last christmas, and none could he
found at the county seat.
yore corry spondent, mr. mike
Clark, rfd, made the following patriotic
speech in the school audytor*
ium to a verry large audience who
went there to hear sen. jud skinner,
but he did not show up onner count
he thought yesterday was tomor^
row instead of today, and he wired
the undersigned to pinch-hit for him
as followers:
'feller-citizens, Rentermens and
ladies: it was a hot day on july the
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POSTELL NEWS"
IRENDLE?POWELL
Coming as a surprise to their
riends was the marriage of Mr.
lorace Brendle to Miss Ethel Powell
Thursday at Blue Ridge, Ga.
The crops are looking fine through j
his section since the showers began
o fall.
Mr. Fred Holbrooks was the Sunlay
guest of Mr. Buri Brown.
Mr. date Stiles and Mr. X. A.
Juinn visited Mr. Earnest Allen
lunday.
M iss Inez Rope, of Suit, is visit-1
rig her sister, Mrs. Exie Quinn, this
peek.
Mr. John White is expecting to
love into his new home this coming
peek.
Mr. M. C. Stiles and Mr. Burl
Irown made a business trip to Coperhill
Saturday.
Mr. Birt Mason v/ ted Mr. Clate
orth when geo. Washington and torn
efferson and john hancock rote the
eclaration of inderpendence of the
i. s. and sined it in fily-delphy, and
t remained dimmercratic for a few
ressidents and then the republicans
ook it over, but it was reeovvered
ver few years and re-ciwilizcd.
it was reeovvered again in 1933 by j
he dimmercrats, but it was almost I
do late, as the u. s. was ruint by big j
izness, and givving the furriners a j
lory-torium on their war debts, j
hich, being translated into english |
leans?that they have benn canceled.
but purely a< the constertution
as rote on that day after the revverltionary"
war.
ever since ti e con itertution wa :
igned, it has been in charge of the
jppreme coait and now they will
ot let cqgigress do nothing without
icir consent ansoforth it makes evrboddy
equal with special priwer?ges
to none unless they are memers
of the libberty league and are
gin-it the poor farmer and the laoring
man.
we cellerbrate this great day beause
we cut loose from grate britin
who had us by the nakes with
igh taxes on tea and everything, but
ow as she wont pay us the 3,000,00,000.00$
with intrust, which she
wes she has got us by the throte
gain, and taxes are higher than ever
ith the new deal, hurrah, for the
)rth and all it stands for*'. Gong,
>ud, heavy applause, allso 4 eggs
nd 6 cabbage*.
ikee Scout, Murphy, Nor
PERSIMMON CREEK
Mrs. Julia Cearlcy and little daughter,
Helen, of Gastonia, N. C., visited
Mrs. Sarah Jane Cearley Sunday.
Mr. M. H. Payne, of Murphy,
visited his parents, Mr. and Mrs. J.
H. Payne, Sunday.
Mr. C. D. Rogers and Mr. Hayes
Stiles attended the Baptising at NewHope
Sunday.
Mr. Lawton McDonald was the
Sunday dinner guest of Mr. Earnest
Stiles.
Mr. and Mrs. Garland Hedrick and
little daughter, Marie visited C. I).
Rogers and family Sunday.
Miss Lexie Hogsed, who has been
employed at Murphy, has returned
home.
Misses Lexie and Laudis Hogscd
attended preaching services at Hiwassee
Sunday.
Messrs Earnest and Pearl Stiles,
Car Hogsed and Russell Sneed made
Stiles one day last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Ray Hoi brooks, of
Duck-own. visited Mr. S. D. Jones
and family Saturday.
Mr. X. A. Quinn is planning on a
vacation to West Virginia immediately.
Mrs. Mae Suit visited Mrs. Enima
Quinn one day last week.
Mrs. Emma Quinn and Mrs. Mary
Henry were the dinner guests of
Mrs. Quinn's brother, Mr. Shearm
Montgomery, and family Thursday.
M iss Willie Sue Jones visited Mrs.
Ada Stiles Sunday.
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