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PICTURES By GLUYAS WILMAMS
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A PILL'S A PILL
Old Lady (to druggist)?I want a
bottle of canine pills.
Druggist?What's the matter with
the dog?
Lady?I'll have you understand
my husband is a perfect gentleman.
The druggist, in a profound si
lence, put. up some quinine pills.
But Money Buys
Professor?I tell you that knowl
edge is power.
Student?Not any more, professor.
A low-browed pugilist can make
more in a single fight than a college
professor can make in a year.
Understanding
Mrs. Peck?She's very pretty, but
she never says a word. I can't im
agine why all the men are in love
with her.
Mr. Peck?I can.
Writers' Cramp
Tommy?Dad, what is meant by
"writers' cramp"?
Dad?It's being cramped for mon
ey, my son. All writers suffer from
it.
THE SPORTING THING a'kmstkonc
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