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GREENSBORO DAILY ' NEWS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1923 10 s Friends, eant yon P thl flappers, abort aklrta prokltoltlon j JokesT The ubjcta wr U rhM for a, while, but thr 1 , nf anvthlnc th! U W im. u- - tramp uM whn h drowned la th beer vat. -i Tha ttptirwu shining mark, la spit of hr powder putt, ant ah had many upwti and characteristic that Invited on to tak pita la hand. But th advent of Ions ektrtn4 u, cuuiteuetu metaruw .ho4s uf th flapper hav. mad th wham about her 4 trop. Today, aa vry day. th two top notchra get two ticket to th Na- ASPIRIN IN NEW PERFECTED FORM Arliin 1 nenat effective) la at tacking and relieving pain. nd thuo t lndlpaaht t thuf Certag from rheumatism, aead chee. eeraehee, lumbar. etc Many suffering from these, how ever, have hrtofor ha unable to tMHflt from ordinary aspirin, heeau of thtlr tendency ta flatiii taaay or heartburn. Now comae the w aala rUvr o. awly prfctd aspirin with taoelal bensflelai qualltlee. TIN GLE'S LAXO ASPIRIN aot only relievos pain, hut by aaeans of a A nil dl gestae t ft eoataine. It pre- .- - .V - - . . . 4 mill " mwi i comfort that might result. A rentla laxative la alto Includ ed. Thla correct th eau of th troubt by ridding th ytn or th toxlae or body potion that ao often ar tk eauaa ot pain and restleseneas. It' th captrla with th three fold attack upon pais. cola, head schee. (arache. rheumatism, eta. 8 cure to k for TINGLE'S LAXO ASPIRIN, the Improved aspirin with tha thro polntai Tf'm mhmarbtA aa3v -It rtiisv pain quickly It'i a fotl laxativ TINGLE'S LAXO ASPIRIN Ask Yoor Draciitt (or the "Three. Point Bos Tnarapeatic Research Laboratories, Waahioftoa. . C tlonal theater whar th pithy para graph Dim la beluf run. Here ar today'! picking: Fiair pnita Mlalatetial Frankness A darkey minister addreaacd a con gregation dowa aouth. Brudr," ha aald, "l'o not a 16 oermon or a II aermon. and a II eermon. and I want dla her audita ta tak up a collection aa to whloh- on ob dm dy caa afford to hear," Agneo ' 'i au. car Kav. Siune. Oreeae boro, N. C - tKcosBrlrfcjM tew Memory During th alavery prlod thr Aved i-n a Mthern farm an old ne fro man. Thla man waa cored for hie perfect memory. On day th dovll cam to th farm to buy thla nfK-rii maiiw lilvety rfused to part with him. Finally, to aold farther annoyance. It wa agreed that th devil could hare htm providing KILL RATS TODAY fw-A STEARNS ELECTRIC PASTE tt abM kill mlo, coekreaahe wetee toare aa aata. It tereee theee peet M raa from bulldta for water aa treeh air. X Ito boa eoataliw eoeaafe te kill ( to 1 rata er mleev Oet tt from year arac or ceaeral More healer today, KADV TOR USt-KTTOI THAN TRAP h oould m'ak htm forgtt omthlng. Th negro wa plowing th Stld. Th dvll walked up. and aekedl "Hncle, do you Ilka egsar" Negro: "Vaaelr," Th devil disappeared, fifteen year later tha derli returned, and walked up to th ngro v bfore, and keked: "Howf Negro! "Fried." , Nat At All Olrl: 'All bright people art aon e!td. liovs "Oh. I doa't know: I'm not." Melene Burrough. 4JI Wt Boya mor ttrcet, areeneboro. , Wkaa It 0 Fort , An old darky In Alabama oalled aorote tha fenc to his nalghbor'a ob. who I a tudnt at tha Atlanta unlvrlty . ' "Look hyar. hoy." fc aald, "you go to aohool doa't yr7" "T. lr," rplla th boy. . "0ttlng duoatlon,,. ain't yrr "T, air." . . - "learning . 'rlthmatl an' -llggerlng on a alat. h'f ; ' "T, air." - ' "Wll. It don't-tak4wo wh'ol day tr mak an hour, do ItT "Why, no," anwrd th hoy. "Wall," aald th old man, "you waa going tar bring dat hatchet back In an hour, waah't yer? An htt'a been two- whole day alnc yr bor rowed hit What' th ua of yo' education if you go ter achool a whole year an' dn oan't tell how long hit takea ter fetch hack dat hatchet r Mia M. M. C, SOI South Mendanhall atraet. City. Iluun ta Wane "Han't onwhr th Jw fur ntabaa nnothr bit of amumnt," drawled tha roan back In th ahad owa, aa we gathered around a crack ling Are that nlgt up la the Mlohl- K "OPEN HOUSE" CONTINUES' AT . '' "CASTLE CHARMING On North Mendenhall, Westerwood AFTERNOON AND EVENING From3to9P.M. For a Limited Time in Order toAllow Everyone An Opportunity to View the New Domain of PRINCE AND PRINCESS CHARMING AISD THE LITTLE CHARM INGS WHICH SO THOROUGHLY DELIGHTED THE HOSTS OF FRIENDS WHO CALLED LAST NIGHT , AND A VISIT TO "CASTLE CHARMING" IS A DELIGHT INDEED TO ANYONE WHO LOVES THE CAREFUL PLANNING AND CONSTRUC TION OF A MODERN HOME, ITS FURNISHING AND EQUIPMENT WITH AN EYE TO BEAUTY, COMFORT, CONVENIENCE AND CHARM. - - We Urge All Our Friends to Visit "Castle Charming" and See What JVonders Can Be Worked in Home Making. A. K. Moore Realty Co. Who Planned and Built "The Castle" N. C. Public Service Co. Who Installed Electrical Appliances Morrison-Neese FurnitureCo. Daniel Shade & Drapery Co. Who Furnished It Throughout Who Designed and Hung ' Shades and Draperies gen wood, "On day laet tummer there waa a Jaw flatting up at that rooky bottomed bne bed. Thar were eeverel boata olo together, all trying to flih aHiloa to tha pt aa poealbl. An Irishmen, In the beat next htm got a 'etrlke.' In til ex citement of landing It ha fell over board.' He wen down twloa. laaao atarted to row towama him, amt a he aaraa up th oond time, imas hollered, 'tay. mew...,r. oan 1 halt your boat at you idon't com up agenr" S, a., .Pomona. ' He Wa Sartktea ' . Couniel: "I'm aorry 1 oouldn't do mor for you." i . Convicted client: : "Don't mention It, guv'nor. Ain't fir year nougbT" L. P. PH Box t4t. ' Weary Willi' Caafoaatoa Old lady: "Did you avr do a lngl day'a Vork la your lifer' Hobo: "Jeat about, loddy. " J. D. W Box 1041, Clty i afoty rtrat "Oh, vhat a dream I had laat Able; nit." Cohen: about?" AM: "I dream I And a million aollara.- Cohen: "Dan uppoeeT Abl; "No, I put It tn th bank BrL" Box lit. Mount Airy. "Vhat did you dream you woka ap, WVIrk Rkoald Have Wklatlodf A Scot m an, attended by hi colli, wa walking through a flan market whan he atopped to Inquire th prlc of om fln-looklng flah. Whtl h waa convening with th flahmongar, thiolll'a tali drooped for a moment over a baktful of live lobaUra, and on of th largest of them Inatantly clamped elawa on It, caualng th col li to go daahlng aft through tha market homeward, yelping with pain while the eraatacean hung ton grimly. ton, mon: tna lUhmonger an- pealed after on apeechle moment ot tna indignation. "Wh stl to Mr dog!" Jtoot, mon," th othr retorted eomplaoently, "whlatl to yer loh. aterl' P. O. Box No. til, Oreenebora. Palatal Coat! Billy waa In tear whan h same home from echooL "Teaohet -whipped ma beoauae I waa tha only one wne could anawar queatloa aha naked tha claaa." ha cobbed. HI mother waa Indignant. "Wh. I'll her about that. What .waa the queatton. Blllyr HI ya lighted remlnleoently. "SI wanted to know who put th glu In her Ink bottle." Oarland Wyrlckt U01 Denim Br. YANCEVVILLE news. PaptU at High gehaal Eatertata Tkelr Parcata Poraaaal Meatlam. (add Hi Mh Itnal Tanoayvlll. Not. I. Pupil of th laneeyvuie high aohool entertained ineir parent ana the Khool com mittee at a ' delightful Halloween party -lart prtday avanlng from 7:10 to 10 o'clock at the achool building. name and atorlea war feature of th evening after which delightful refreshments wer served. Mr. and Htm. D. W. Kanoy. Mlaaea Mabel Ripley and Lucy Turnage spent the past week-end vlaltlng rela tives in Durham. Mlsa Bessie Turner, of Edmunds hospital, Danville, Is vlaltlng her par ant here. Mr. and Mrs. H. S. Turner. A Sunday achool rally waa held at the Baptist church hare Sunday. - Mrs. B. s. Graves and daughter Mlsa Elisabeth, ar Visiting In Winston-Salem. Ml Mary Lea Florence left Tues day for Charlotte, where ah will visit Ml Elisabeth Morrison. Be fore returning home, ah will alao visit friends In Statssvllle. Mr. and Mra. a Porter Graves, of Mount Airy, are visiting Mr. and Mrs. B. a Graves, hare. Measrs. Julius Johnston, Sam Bason, . H. Giles and Thomas Burtna at. tended the tiinlty-Davldson football game In Greeniboro Saturday. Mr. Marlon McCrary and children returned to their home In Raleigh Sunday, after apendlng sometime her with Mr. McCrary's grandmothr Mr. Cora Slade. Mra. J. T. Stanford and daughter. ellle Blanch, and Mlaa Opal Evans left Tuesday for an extended vlilt to relatives In Rich Square, Severn and Norfolk. I Mesara Alvla Ploranc and Julius Johnston made a business trio to Burlington Tuesday. Miss Annie Page who Is teaching at Hlghtown. spent the? week-end her with her parenta, Mr. and Mra. TV. J. Page. ' Num Page, of Winston-Salem. spent Saturday and 8unday here with his parents. Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Page. Messrs. Henry W. and Ruse IT Hat- cheft and Jno. O. Ouan attended the Halloween party at Cobb'a school Saturday night. Several people from here attended Primitive Bapilat services held In Oak Drove church Saturday and Sunday. W. M. Burton, of Pel ham. spent the week-end here. Messrs. Ermine and Wilson Potent who are attending high school her spent the week-end with their par ent. Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Potest, In the Prospect neighborhood. Miss Mary Evelyn Hunible and Charles Henry Atkins Wed (liedel la Dally Km I Elon College, Nov. 2 A beautiful marriage occurred hers Wednesday evening at 7 o clock when Miss Mary Evelyn Humble became the bride of Charles Henry Atkins. The marriage occurred at th horn of th bride grand-parents. Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Humble, where she had made her home for the past three months. The parlor was very pretty with Its decorations of white and green, an Improvised altar of ferns and big white chrysanthemuma formed a beautiful back around, be fore which (he couple plighted their troth The bride was lovelv In tailored dress of dark brown and .car rying an arm nouquet or gorgeous white chrysanthemums and fern. The bride and groom, entered together na ur.i n. u. Newman officiated using the ceremony of the Christian church. Owing to the Illness or tha bride's aunt, Mra Wllbert Humble, there were only the Immediate family and a rew close friends preeent. Mrs. Atkins Is the accomplished daughter oi itev. w. B. Humble, Moyock and la loved by all who know her for her beautiful dlsp6sl tinn. They are now at home here to their many friends and have already gone to nous Keeping. Baata Advisee Agalnat Impounding tBfHtejal le Uellf Mne i Ashevllle, Nov. 2. Advising agalna any Immediate atep In the conatruo tlon of an Impounding basin on th Bee Tree watershed, but suggestln that other means be taken to avoid losses by leak a th first logical mean of conservation of water aup pla. John-HT Freeman, of Providence. K. 1., consulting engineer, aubmltted a verbal report of hi deduction the city commissioners and city planning commission yesterday after noon. He said there la evidence aug gentlng considerable leakage through out the city, In main and In private connection. He advised that meters be Installed and taaseoted lagularLx. Because We Arey Manufac- . s ' - turers and Sell Direct To You ' i The Suits If! $0075 $00.75 $01.75 Patferng and itylet thit ;; reflect the legion's newest. Stylei for the young man ityle for the outdoor man 'J ' styles for the conervv j tive dresger. Whether you ;5 are fixteen or ixty we can ,- fc.; uit your taste and fit your ' , fgure.; ' ,,' '4:f jt.S The Overcoats Grat, big, roomy Ulsttrt t ( nappy Ultterettettari cob- , ;4 ,.. artible sollart, kimono and rag- -r lga lcva all-round baits! ' model i th aw shadtg of t gray, brown, tan sad oHv plsidosck.doobU mturselotnT, ; A happy comWnatioa atyll ; 'and warmth. U. S. Woolen Mill Clothes have always been reliable. The price anan pays here alwsyg buy him a remarkable value and the ityle is always right. 1( you do not know these facts It is only because you have never worn our garments. eThe belt judges of that fact are the men who- have had it proven to them by, experience men who today are wearing, and have worn for yeirs, our clothes. It is these men wh know that U. S. Woolen Mills Clothes are "thesd" of them aIMn style and valua. OTpfniiiinisifffl .7.1, t - , e- . .'.i , -I' v v ....... , . 1 ' , f . ... . . .... 304 S Eliti Street Greensboro, N. C. si -- '.jS'ttw","1" n m.-mm a BHtaaVg i- ...i jjaesrswmmmaBtesa, .', .jmji.,jj, una . 1 A.
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