ParnaJJicin Loom. O N G. 5kakespear’s Seven Ages of Man. Tune—In a Forejt here bardby. O. 'UR immortal poct't Says all the world's a Aage: And that men with all thsir airs, Are nothing more than players ; VIHiere dich tries by comic art. In his turn to play his part: All to keep up the farcical feene O ! Enter hcrt. Exit there; Stand in view^ Mind your cue : Hey doW) ho down, derry, deny down, all to fill up the feene, O. Firft the infant in the lap, Moling, puting, for its pap ; Like a chicken that we trufs. He’s fo fwaddled by his nurfe ; Who to pleafe the puppet tries, As'he gig?les and he cries ; All to keep up the farcical feene O ! Hu(h a bye ! Wijjean eye j Kifly petty. Such a teity. Hey down, dic VT # "Next the petty child of grace. With a Ih'ning morning face. With a fatchelon his back. To fchool, alas muft pack: But like a fnail he creeps. As o’er his talk he weeps, All to keep up the farcical feene O ! Book mi (laid. Truant play’d j Rod in pickle. Bum to tickle. Hey down, dec. Next the lover then appears, Soueed ever herd and ea.s ; Like lobA^rrs on the fire. Sighing n ady to expire : With a lo p-holc tVroogh Iiis heart, Ycumay through it drive a cart. Ail CO keep up the farcical feens O 1 Bcaury fpurns Mm, Padiun burns him ; Like a wizard. Cuts bis gizzard. Hey down, Ac* Then the foldier, ripe for plunder. Breathing flaughttr, blood, and thunder } Like a cat among the mice, Kicks a duA up in a trice) Talks of blood and Artaming veins. Shatter'd limbs and fcatter’d brains. All to fin up the farcical feene O * Run to fly. Fight or die j Helter fkelter. Pop and pelter. Hey. down, &c. Then a juftice In hts chair, With a broad and vacant flare; With a .wig of formal cut. And belly bke a butt; Well lin’d with turtle hafh, Callipee and callipafh. All to fill up the farcical feene O ! Pimp or cull. Bawd or trull. At his nod. Go to quod. Hey down, Ac. Next thefKpper'd pantaloon. In life’s dull afternoon ; Shrunk (hank in youthful hofe. And fpedacles on nofe j His voice, once big and round. Mow whiftles in its found : All to fill up the farcical feene O ! * Vigour fpent. Body bent; ShAing noddle,~« Widdle waddl*. Hey down, Ac. But the lafi ad of the ^ay. Second childhood leads the way. And like fl»eq> that take the vot. All our fenfes go to pot: Then death among us fweeps. And fo down the curtain, the curtain drops* All to fill up the farcicH feene O ! Laid in ground, Theglafs goes round; And Vicar and Mofes, Toafl then-nofes. / Hey down, Ac* ANECDOTE 0/ the celebrated Mr. HOGARTH. FEW months,before this ingc- _ nius artift was feized with the malady which deprived fociety of one of its moft diftinguidied ornaments, he propiofed to his matchlefs pencil the work he has entitled a TathPiece. The firft idea of which is faid to have been ftarted in company,' while the convivial glafs was circulating round his own table. “ My next under taking (faid Hogarth) (hall be the end of all things.” If that is the cafe, re plied one of his friends, your bufinefs will be finiflied, for there will be an end of the painter. “ There will fo,” anfwered Hogarth, fighing heavily, and therefore the fooner my work is done the better.” Accordingly he began the next day, and continued his defign with a diligence that Teemed to indicate an apprehenfion (as the re port goes) he (hauld not live till he had liniftied it. This, however, he did in the moft ingenius manner, by group ing every thing that could denote the end of all things—a broken bottle—^an old broom worn to the ftump—the butt end of an old mu(ket~a cracked bell—a how unftrung—a crown tum bled in pieces—towers in ruins—the fign-pofts of a tavern, called the world’s end, tumbling—the moon in her wane —the map of the globe burning— gibbet falling, the body gone, and the chains which held it dropping down— Phoebus and his horfes dead in the clouds—a velTel wrecked—Time with his hour-glafs and (cythe broken—a tobacco-pipe in his mouth, the laft whiff of fmoke out—a play-book opened, with exeunt omnes (tamped in the corner—an empty purfe—and a ftatutc of bankruptcy taken out againft nature. “ So farfo good,”cryed Ho garth ; ‘‘ nothing ^remains but this,” taking his pencil in a fort of prophetic fury, and da(hing off the (imilitude of a painter’s pallat, broken. “ Finis*' exclaimed Hogarth ; “the deed is done—ail is over 1” It is a very re markable f;a£t, and Jittle known,^ per haps, that he di^ in about a month^ after finilhing this tail-piece j and it is never agairf took" the pallat in hand, to the infinite lofs of fociety. . iake him for all in alii Wt may not l^ok upon bis like again. C( c it To he Sold cheapo And on very cafy terms, the fol lowing valuable L A N D S Lying between ten and twenty miles . from Wilmington. CMITHFIELD, fituate on both fidci O 0f the North Wefl, between Blue Banks and Drury Alb n’s containing, 1200 acres of land, about 400 whereof are very lick fwamp, part of which is cleared, the reminder is vtU-timherU The high fwamp fit for com or indigo, extends 25 chains back from the river, which is nocommon In that neighbourhood ; and part of the lower fwamp may be overflowed with great cafe,by a never-failing ftream, upon vvhich is juft fiolfhed an excecdir.e good SAW-MILL, very near the river ■ There are hami- fome fituations for fettlements, between the mill and therivtr on good com land. * BLUE BANKS, fituate on both (Ides of the river, below Smithfield, containing 1331 acres of land, 410 whereof is rich fwamp, about 130 acres being cleared, of which So acres may be watered, at any time, with great eafe. The remainder fit for corn or indigo The un cleared fwamp contains a vaft body cf cyprefs timber, and the high land has two dreams fit forgriflmills, running rhroonh it • between a and 300 acres are cleared, part cf it being verv" ^ood com land. There is a DWELLING-HOUSE, centaimn- , hall, parlour, lour chambers and three clofrts, a kitcljen, ftabie, and large b;ick bam.' The beauty and healthinefr of this place |S too well known to require further dercriptiuo. BELLE FONT, fituate on both fides of the North-Weft, joining and below Blue Eanks, being one of the beft high fwamp plantations on tha fivw.;-: it con tains about 3000 acres of land, *00 acres whereof the beft fwamp, about 100 acres being cleared, moft of which can be watered by a ftroam ifToing out of the highland, which is like- wife capable of fopplying a fniall grift-mill. There are on the premifes, a BRlCKrHoufe, containing four rooms, a kitchen bam, and other neceflary out buildings. * One thoufand acres of laud on the waters of Livtngfton creek, containing' fo.ne good rice land, and a quantity of Tcry fine corpentina trees. The range for ftock ex cellent. A fmall piece of land lying on Rat- tle-Snake Branch, near the North-Weft road, in an adTanUgeoct ftand for a tavern, containing 200 acres. A piece of land on the North-Eall fide of Black^River, in the neighbourhood of MautH v’s p Int, part of which is tide fwamp, or meadow j the whole con taining 200 acres. A tra5t joining and below thelaft- mmioned, formerly patented to Janies Colfon ; moft of this is prime tide fwamp and cane meadow. The high land litu^-e in a remarkable fine range. It eontqias of high and low land, about 1000 acre.. APPLEBY, adjoining the above, containing inthe whole S66 acres, 546 ac'rs hdng eood tide cane meadow and rich (wamp, 30 acres complrteiy ditched rouno, and 45 acres neariy firiiftlcd 5 on the high lard, ^- lich is fituate in a fine range, is a very pretty and healthy fituatioa for a fettlemcnt.** V »' An Idand of tide fwamp, lying op- polite to the laft-nientioncd trafls, containing 276 acres. A piece of land on the North -Eaft part of which is tide cane meadow, containiitg, by dved, 100 acres. A piece adjoining and below the lad-mentioned, moft of which is tide fwamp and cane meadow, containing, by patent, 320 acres. Another piece between the laft and that valuable body of rich fwamp, called the. Cat-Fifh land* containing anout 200 acres. The fert’lity, timber, (ituation of thefe lands on navigable waters, between Wilmington and Fayette-Ville, which will probably In a (hert time become tl's capital of the ftate, make them definble pofleillons for prefjnt profit, and afford certain aflTurances of their becoming extrc.ntly valuable at a period not very diftant.—~—Approved old bonds, ofpecially of the late Mr. Dry’s or Capt. Rowan's, and any debts of the fubferiber, will be allowed iu part inymenc ) and any perfon purchafing tlie whole, (hall have ihcna a very jrea» bargain. For further particulars, apply to BENJAMIN SMITH. Btividerc, Joljr 2, 178I. ig 20121*. TO BE LET, The BRICK HOUSE, TAVERN, FERRIES, oppofite Wilmington. Three good Carpenters, a Shoe- -00*1 Bricklayer, that have lerved their apprenticeihipsia Charlefton, to be hired out to any perfons who will ufe thco* proporly, aod pay punduaily. Apply as above. * A.n™) ,.4 .f SEt;;