4 VOL. XXIV HIGH POINT. QUILFQRD COUNTY. N. C. JULY a6. 1903 NO 8 Paur&te All $5 Pants Now $3.50. All $4 Pants Now $2.50. All $3 Pants Now $1.50. At tIAHNER SALVE. iroet heallna la ttw world. Trsmllas la Bumu Constant molinn jan the kidneys which are kept in place in the body by delicate attachment. This is te ration that trav elers, train-men, street -car men, teamaten and all who drive very much suffer from kidney duetse in aome form. Foley's Kid ne Cure strengthens the kinder and rnres all forma of kidney and bladder dis eases. Uto. H. Uauaao, locomotive en gineer, Lima, O.. writes, ' Constant vib ration of the engine caused me a great de) of tronble with my kidneys, and I got no relief until I used Foley's Kidney Cure. Win. A. Ring. For S Three lots on Reade street and two lots on hnglish. Apply at Enterprise office. What Thin F.lks WMd a greater power of digesting Is and assimilating food. For them Dr. Kings New Life Pills work wonders. They tone and regulate the digestive organs, gently expel all poisons from the system, en rich the blood, improve appetite, make healthy flesh. Only 25c at Geo. A. Matton. Foley's Honey Tar mrauiartajVMvn. noopwtca. What to Four's Ktdnsv Our. Answer : It is made from a prescription of a leadint Chicago physician, ana one of tbe most eminent in the country, The ingredients are the purest that money ran buy, and are scien ideally combined to get their utmost value, win. A, King. Ths Most Common AUs.nt. More people suffer from rheumatism limn fiom any other ailment. This is wholly unnecessary too, for a cure may he effected a', a very small cost. G. w. Wescott, of MeadowJale, N. V., says: "I have been afflicted with rheumatism for some time and it has caused me much suffering. I concluded to try Chamber lain's Pain Ba m and am pleased to say that it has cured me." For sale by Geo. A. Maiton's drug store, RELIEF IN SIX HOURS. Distressing Kidney and Bladder Disease relieved in six hours by "Nbw Great South Ambican Kidnbv Cork." It is a great sur prise on account of its exceeding promptness in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys and back, in male or female. Relieves retention of water almost immediately. If you want quick relief and cure this is the remedy. Sold by Geo. A. Marlon. Druggist. High Point, N.C. Draa MaaUsiat. I have opened a dressmaking de partment in the Gordy Building. Prices reasonable. Mrs. Mary Parkrr. High Point, N. C. 1 mo You never heard of any one using Fol ey's Honey and Tar and not being satisfi ed. Wui. A. Ring. Metic to Soldi. All soldiers or widows of soldiers who drew pensions in 1901 need not make new applications for pen sions, unless their disabilities are greater than heretofore and they desire an increased amount. All who desire to make application for pensions, who are not now draw ing, are requested to meet the Board of County Commissioners on Monday. Jnly 14, 190a. W. H. Ragak, jl-9-4t Chm. B. C. C. Valv.bl Homo and Lot to sOo. Mrs. Julia F. Smith having re cently died intestate in Gaffney City S. C, and owned real estate in High Point, N. C, and left sur viving her a son Charles? KT Hewitt of Tobaccevllle, Va .who is her only heir-at-law and of full age. The undersigned t as Agent of the said Hewitt will sell to the last and highest bidder st" public auction for cash on Monday July 14, 190a at 10 o'clock A. M on the premises the following de scribed property: A large, commo dious, two-tory six room house on South Msin Street with lot 100 by soo feet. A bare - and good well of wster and all modern con veniences ready for keeping house. Opposite J, W.. Harris property and known-as the - "Mrs. Dr. Smith Property.'' This July 7, 1903 W.P. Kaoah, t Agent AGENTS WANTED. life of iv Dwrrr tal- MARB. by his Son, Rxv. Fxaitz DsWTrr Talmao and associate editors of Christian Herald. Only book endorsed by Talmage family. Enormous -profit for - agents who act quickly. Outfit ten cents. Write immediately CLARK & CO. S22 S. 4TB ST., Pan. Pa, Men tlon C'ji iper.v-;,v ft A BEAUTIFUL V7CDD1NC. Mian Sua Henderson Hinea United in Marriage to Mr. Jamst PincKnejr Scalea. Henderson, N. C, Jnly 10. To-day at high noon at tbe Church of the Holy Innocents, Mr. James Pinckney Scales, of Dayton, Ohio, rled to the altar Miss Sue Henderson Hines, daughter of Mr. and Mrs Edward Hines. Rev. Julian E Ingle officiated. Miss Alice Creek presided at the organ. The altar was decorated with rare flowers and the Church crowd ed with Interested friends and spec tators to witness the beautiful ceremony. The ushers were : Messrs. Nel son Pace, of Richmond, Va.; J. Ragland, of Madison, Wis.; J. B. Owen., J. T. Alderman, Dr. John Hill Tucker and Mr. James Brodie. Tbe groom entered with bis best man, Mr. Junius scales, ol Greens boro, N. C, and joined the bride at the altar. The fair bride entered with her sister, Miss Bessie Hines. She was elegantly gowned in white silk grenadine aud lace, with vail caught with a crescent of dia monds and lilies of the valley. She carried a large boquet of bride's roses. Miss Bessie, maid of honor, wore white French organdie, with white picture hat andslace, and carried a boquet of La France roses. The typical wedding ring was used. After the ceremony the bridal party returned to Mr. Hines' home, where the bride changed her attire (or a handsome travelling gown, and many friends accompanied them to the depot. They left on the north-bound train for a tour and later their home in Dayton, Ohio. Miss Hines was one of Hender son's loveliest and most popular young ladles. She is the great granddaughter of Judge Hender son, for whom our town was named, and (on maternal side) is a great granddaughter of Na thaniel Macon. Mr. Scales is located at Dayton, Ohio, having charge of a depart ment of the American Tobacco Company. He is a son of Col. Scales, and nephew of the late Governor Scales, of North Carolina. Greensboro Record. Craatttt br Winston Police smesk. Greensboro correspondence of Charlotte Observer says: One oi the cleverest detectives outside of Greensboro is Police man J. J, Adams, of Winston. He spent a few hours here to-day re turning from Norfolk, where he went Tuesday looking for C F. Hlatt, alias C. F. Osborne, who had juht been released in Not folk for wife murder there. Policeman Adams had reason to believe he was Hiatt, wanted for a wife mur der in Oklahoma in 1896. Mr. Adams found him to be the man he was looking for snd he is now in Norfolk jail awaiting: the arrival of Oklahoma officers. Hlstt for merly lived in Winston, and his arrest will entitle the clever offi cer to the reward of $450 offered, besides bringing to justice a pro fessional wlie-kuler for insurance money. Marias Carolina I AsheviUe, N. C, Jnly 9 The assembly room of tha Battery Park Hotel wasweli filled with eminent lawyers this morning at the open ing of the fourth annual meeting of the North Carolina Bar Associa tion; Tne feature of the opening sesslos was the annual - address of the president. Charles Iff, Busbee. This evening the association will listen to an address by Hon. Fran cis 1 . Nicbolls, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Louisiana, who will speak oh- the system .oi law in Louisiana and some of its features). The Journal. Sheriff D. R. Julian, of Rowan county, pessed through here this morning en route from Salisbury to Raleigh, where he was taking Richard Blatoa for safe keeping in the State penitentiary. . Blaton was respited by Gov.- Aycock un til July list He s to have been hanged yer at Salis bury. Ortensbo. . ,.d, 9th. KITCHA1D ARtWBM SIM. MOMS. sttorr or tfc. AJ.rmlmg f tav. P. Clulmu kotH A.m tmlitj' Mro Hoa Ct-r Washington, July 8. Senator Pritchard has made public the iol lowing statement in reply to Sena tor Simmons: I have been amnsed and at the same time disgusted with the state- , .,f h r. Simmons that the Republican lead era have deliberately decided to mtW nn rrl .nH rnnmotc rtWn- sions.nd independeutism in the - t . j between the first and fifteenth days of October they are to inaugurate a plan by which some white man who has failed to pay his poll tax is to test the constitutionality of the recent amendment to our con stitution, wblch is to be declared unconstitutional by the United States District Court, upon the ground that the grandfather clause rmendmentto theoonltltuof is in violation of the fifteenth the United States. Any statement to the effect that the leaders of the Republican party of North Caro lina have conspired or even con sulted with each other as to the policy mentioned by Senator Sim mons is absolutely false in every particular. The story which he publishes is . u. an improbable one when you come to consider the statement of al leged faction which he bases his assumption. He says that a white man who has failed to pay his poll tax is to institute a suit to test the constitutionality of the act. Any one versed in legal procedure must be aware of tbe fact that no ques tion can be decided in a law suit which could be raised by a white man who had failed to pay his poll tax under the amendment to our constitution would be the question as to wbetber or not tne poll tax provision is unconstitutional. such being the case, his suit would be dismissed, sua nothing would come of it one way or the other. The idea of attempting to make the intelligent pepple of North Carolina believe that there is a lawyer In the State who would en deavorto have the grandfather clause in our constitution declared to be unconstitutional in a suit brought by a white man wherein it was alleged that he ought not to be denied tbe right to vote on ac count of having failed to pay his poll ta is an insult to tbe intelli gence of our people. No one knows better than Senator Simmons that . , 1 ""i,'"""'""" """."".? r" to our constitu tion can never be passed upon until there Is a suit instituted by some one who is discriminated against by its provisions. A simple state ment ol the proposition is enough to convince any one of the utter absurdity of the position assu med by "Senator Simmons. I can well understand why Sen ator Simmons should dread the white man who has been disfran chised by the poll tax provision, in view of the fact that he stated to the people of North Carolina, two years ago, in plain and uuequivo- csi language, that no white man wouw De aiatrancnisea oy tue pro- posea amendment to our constitu- uon, 1 noticed a statement tnei, other day tn which Senator stm- mons IS quoted as having said that 8,000 Democrats snd 10,000 white Republicans WOUld be disfran-l iuikcu os a icsuu vi inc pun iu 1 t.i 1 - - - 1. .1 11 . provision. It was also stated that senator Simmons was pleased witn the situation. I cannot understand I how any One COUld be pleased WltD a situation wherein it u admitted that 18,003 white men are to be disfranchised and not permitted to I exercise the highest right incident I 10 ciuzensnip, on account 01 we tact that they were not able to pay their poll tax on or before tbe ISt uaj wnmj. ig taw ojuuccuvu J l W T ,LI. .1 I I will say that in my opinion not lesstbsn as.000 white men Will be disfranchised in North Carolins as a result of placing the poll tax provision in the constitution, and I requiring: our people to pay tneir . m kiw wniie Kepuoiicans ana ropuusts May. who participated in the manage- Occupying as I do the chair ment and control of our State af manship of the Republican State fairs during what is termed as fu ex ecu rive committee, I think I am sion rule in North Carolina were in a position to speak for the or- the equals In character and In in- ganization in the State, and to I know something about the policy which : is to be pursued by the party in the approaching campaign, and if the-proposition referred to by Senator Simmons has ever been mentioned by any one, I have not the slightest knowledge of the fact, and I am sure that if any one had contemplated such a thing It would have been submitted to the State executive committee for its consid eration. "A : .'.; ; ; ; : However, there is "method In his madness." Senator Simmoss is a shrewd politician,' and is in close touch with his party organi sation In the 8tate, and he is fully aware of the fact - that ' there are thousands of people In North Caro lina who have heretofore supported the Democratic who are to-day in open revolt against that party. He is also aware of tbe fact that the people of North Caioltna are de termined to put an end to. ring rule and machine politics, and re al) zee g such to be the case, be seeks to create a false issue by raising once more the hue and cry of negro domination. No one knows, better than Senator 81m' tnons that there has never been negro domination in North Caro lina as a State, and that by the adoption of the recent amendment tbere is not the slightest possibility of such a thing, even in any one of tbe counties Jn the State. We were told, by Governor Ay- cock and others daring the last campaign that if the amendment to the constitution was adopted, tbe white man would be permitted to lenJy intellectual freedom. ? Did - 1 !.!5ri?I. Ei" " 2i .u.ZZ! . J. w Pj'Ti u?!???!" I WUKH wvuiu cuuic iucui w vziiw inate not only - the colored vote, but thousands of the best white men of North Carolina? I have heretofore been inclined to give them credit for having meant what they said, and I have stated to our people that I felt sure that every Democrat who valued his charac ter as an individual would be in clined to observe in good faith the pledges which were made by the X?lbJ the last campaign. The position assumed by Senator Simmons is in direct conflict with the statement made by himself and other Demo crats during the last campaign, When we recall tne deplorable condition of public affairs through out the country during the last Democratic administration, and "?- ", when we compare those conditions with the condition of all branches of human industry at this time, we can appreciate the embarrassing attitude which my colleague occu pies with respect to the approach ing campaign. On the first day of July the cash balance in the Treasury of the United States was (208,630,022.64. The excess of receipts over expenditures for the year is also very large, and the Treasury surplus of foj.10.v3go.- 30 is larger than any year since 1888. Tbe gold held by the Treas ury was $559,302, 051, an Increase ol 6,6oo since June 1st Exclud ing from these figures the trust and reserve funds, tbe Treasury has on hand included in the avail able cash, and subject to the calls of disbursing officers, $102,101, 062, against $96,554,392 one month ago. Tbe national bank cur rency within the past year has in creased nearly two million, and tbe amount of standard silver cer tificates, bullion and subsidiary sil ver has increased from thirty-two million to about thirty-nine mil lion, and the government funds in national bank depositories have increased from one hundred and vuc iiiiiiiua in uuc uuuurcu aim mi 1 1 1 1 twenty-nine million. In addition States, and especially the people of North Carolina, are in a more prosperous condition than they have ever been in the history of the government, of which is calcu lated to incline the business men as well as the farmers and those who earn their living by dally la bor, to vote the Republican ticket at the next election, and there is every indication that thousands of people who have heretofore co-op erated with the Democratic party will vote the Republican ticket for these reasons, and such conditions have iXso had a tendency to alarm senator Simmons, and to have caused him to become panic-strick- Wnr it,- r,,n.in ha hn opened. The truth of the matter U the machine Democrats in North Carolina are on the run. and m. distinmilahed friend is worklne- . j n the lead. Senator Simmons closes his first Distle to the neonle lth the fr.1- loarrnir lanraace: "Never did the maxim fnr..rn1 forearmed appiy with greater force. In the name of the ,hlte people ot North Carolina I tell these conspirators never tgallIt under tny cir. enmatances, will negro rule be per- Imitted to exist in North Carolina, white annremac k not onlv writ- ten in the constitution, but It IS . . ' . ... written in the hearts of the white Ineonle of the State." What he reajl, intended to say was that Bevet tgaIn wiU Republican rate he permitted to exist in North Carolina. He knows thst the telllgence of those who are now In office, and the term negro rule was used for tbe sole purpose ol engen dering race prejudice, and with a view of obscuring the real issues which are to be presented to ns for consideration in the approaching campaign. When did the white people of North Carolina authorise Senator Simmons to act as their spokes man? If I rememer - correctly, about 47,000 white Democrats voted for Gen, , Carr , and agrtnst Senator Simmons when he was a candidate for election to the Uni ted States Senate, snd if yon will add this number to tbe whits men in the republican and Populist par ties in North Carolina, as well as ; the business men who are disgus ted with the acts of the last Legis lature, it will be found that instead of Senator' Simmons representing the white men of North Carolina he does not even represent a ma. jorlty of tbe white men. One would imagine from his maniiesto that he bad been appointed guar dian ad litem for every white mail within our borders. - The statement of Senator Sim tnons (o the effect that the district judges are to be used as tools of the so-called conspirators does great" injustice to Judges Pnrnell and Boyd. Gentlemen of higher character than these judges cannot be found in any party. No one who is . acquainted with either of the judges mentioned will for one moment entertain the idea that either of them would so far forget Himself as to render a decision in violation of the constitution, for the purpose of advancing the inter est of the political party to which he happens to belong. This is not the first unwarranted attack that Senator Simmons has made upon tne federal judiciary ol North Car ollna. He stated in tbe Senate some time since that in the selec thm of jurors the Democrats were ignored to a very great extent. I at once made a thorough investiga tion of the matter, and I have in my possession statements from District Courts, in which tt is shown that in the selection of ju rors an equal number are chosen ?JS1?UV7 'l!1" State, and that explicit directions are issued by the judges to the effect that the jurors are to be drawn in a fair and impartial man ner, and in order that there may be no question about the manner of selecting the jury, I understand that it is provided in every in stance that there shall be a jury commission, composed of a repre sentative from each political party, and this commission is entrusted with the selection of jurors for the different terms of the court. I am sure that the people in every coun ty in tbe State will bear me out in tbe statement that there has been no discrimination against the Dem ocrats in the selection of jurors. but for some reason or other my distinguished friend saw fit to make the charge in question. He now goes a step farther, and boldly declares that "the success of this scheme requires also the prostitution of tbe judiciary for purely partisan purposes, but Re publican officialdom In North Car olina is a close corporation, and this part of the programme pre sents no practical difficulties. Here is a grave and serious charge affecting the integrity of two Fed eral judges, without the slightest evidence to susttaln it I do not believe that the liberty-loving and fair minded people of North Caro lina will countenance such con duct on the part of any one. Sen ator Simmons is either very reck less, or has heen misled by some one who seeks to have him occupy a ridiculous sttitude before the people of the State. In conclusion I desire to say to Senator Simmons and the machine Democrats of North Carolina that the Republican party, and all those who are opposed to the Dem ocracy as now constituted propose to conduct a decently and orderly campaign, but at the same time we do not propose to be deterred from asserting our rights, either at the ballot box or elsewhere, by such threats as are to be found in Sena tor Simmons' statement, and it will be well for these gentlemen to remember that those who are opposed to Democratic machine rule will never tamely submit to the fraudulent and corrupt meth ods that have been practiced in eastern Carolina under the manip ulation of the Democratic machine for the past twenty years. These things have been tolerated in that section in the past on account of the cry of negro domination, but Governor Aycock, assured us that the adoption of the constitutional amendment would forever settle that question, snd tbst in the fu ture corrupt practices would not be tolerated. With this assurance on the part of our State adminis tration, made by our Governor, who is a gentlemann of high char acter and standing, we have a right to expect fair treatment at the polls. This much wehsvea right to demand, and we shall do so with the assurance - that those who seek to inaugurate eastern election methods in the future will receive but little comfort from the present Slate of administration. A Lst.s Brooks. Des Moines, Iowa, Thursday, 10. Des Koines, River early to-day, after reaching the high water mark of 9a, broke through the levee on the north' side of town, flooding a large portion of the residential sec tion. Uost of the families removed last night '-. , t Two Rock Island eastbonnd pas senger trains were ' held at Com merce, where tbe tracks were cov ered by water. Trains on other roads, though late keep In motion. The Des Moines River asm is weakening. If It goes out it will endanger four of the . city and all the railroad bridges. The over flowing waters are destroying crops and drowning lire stock. . . Bormoo or I4ta.tmla'. Winston-Salem. N. C, July 10 Lightning this evening set fire to and burned two hundred bales of cotton belonging to F. and H. Fries. The house in which the cotton was stored was also de stroyed. One of the men in bis efforts, to extinguish the flames. was painfully injured, a bale of cotton falling on. hint. News and Observer, . - Big' Remnant Sale Commencing' Thursday, July 17th and Last ing One Week. We will sell a big lot of Remnants consisting of White and Colored Lawns, Piques, Dimity and other Big' Bargains. . All Lawns and Summer Goods must be closed ouv and belowcost to make New Wrenn Building. Robot N. Pago Nomln.t.d. Monroe, July 11. When the result of the 1208th ballot of the seventh congressional district con vention, meeting here, was an nounced this afternoon, it was found that of the 349 votes Mr. Robert N. Page, of Montgomery County, had received 179.84. The chairman read the vote and de clared that Mr. Page bad been nominated. At 6 o'clock the con vention adjourned after having been in session for 36 hours two days and one night. The delegates marched into the court house here yesterday morning at 12 o'clock and remained there almost con tinuously till this afternoon. The balloting was kept up all last night Most of the delegates remained in the court room from 8 at night till six this morning when the con vention was adjourned till 9 o'clock. A more soiled, crest-fallen, dilap idated set of men never went out of a town. The sun had just risen and the world without was beautiful and attractive, bnt those poor, tired delegates were worn ont. Their faces were emaciated, their eyes sunken, and their clothes wrinkled and dirty. Dur ing the night motious to adjourn had been vigorously voted down, bnt in the morning there was no opposing vote. The delegates draeeed themselves out of tbe courthouse like stolid cattle Thev had had neither food nor sleep. Before the hour for recon vening had arrived and alter break fast had been had many of the weary, sleepy delegates fell about the court green, the doorsteps and the hallways and napped. At 9 the convention was called to order and tbe balloting began at once. It was the same monotonous song. Blair, Page and Morrison. Leak and Mclver had withdrawn early in the morning. Davidson had deserted Pickens for the time and was dividing up on the other can didates. The voting up till 10 or 11 o'clock today was uninteresting. There had been a few slight changes since the night before, but not enough to break the aeaaiocx. The first ballot after breakfast stood: Blair 115, Page 131 and Morrison 101. It was the 1057th ballot For several hours the vote remained unchanged. The conven tion resorted to sll sorts of enter tainment Mr. W. P. Wood, ol Randolph, sang the Old North State, and John Charles McNeil, of Laurinburg, Iredell HUliard, of Monroe: Sheriff Wright, of kock- ingham; B. B. Raper, of Lexing ton, and W. r. wood, being caueo upon, made short speeches for the edification and enjoyment of the crowd. At 11 o'clock the con vention took a recess of 80 min utes in order that the delegates might confer. The only change of consequence In the vote that followed was the vote of Davidson and Yadkin for S. B. Williams, of Lexington. Mr. N. Glenn Will iams, of Yadkin, moved that the chairman appoint a committee of three to call on the candidates to see if they would agree to release the Instructed delegates. CoL W. B. Murohison, of Moore, smended the motion by having the chair man of the convention head the committee. Messrs. R. L Stev ens and N. Glenn Williams were named to serve with Cspt Robbins. Tbe candidates were sein and each agreed to release hU supporters from any obligations. Mr. W. C. Hammer, of Randolph, a visiting statesman to the convention served as chairman in the absence of Mr. Robbins. Being .called on for a few remarks, Mr. Hammer said : " All this work should be done by primaries. The. convention is bound to go and give way to the primary. We have got rid of the negro question. Primaries must replace the conventions." . -The committee on notification brought Mr.-Page Into the court house and be made a brief speech, thanking ' . the convention. . Mr. Page is a man of about 38 years, attractive In appearance and in telligent He u a strorg candidate. The people oi his own county are room for big fall stock. Yours to please, S. P. Hill very fond of him. He said in part today : "lam here to thank you with all my heart for the nomina tion. I should have not accepted tbe nomination if it had not been won fairly and honorably. AH the energy and talents that I have I shall put into the campaign ahead of if' Mr. Page is very at tractive. He wore a neat gray suit to-day that fitted bis slight frame gracefully. Mr. J. R. Blair addressed the convention. He is an orator of fine ability. He said: "I bow to the will of the majority. I pledge to my friend my hearty support. This was tbe most enthusiastic convention ever held in the State." Mr. Blair's speech was in good taste. Mr. Cameron Morrison followed Mr. Blair. Mr. Morrison has a reputation as a speaker. He has a sweet bell-like voice and uses good English. He thanked his friends ior their loyal support and fredicted a big majority for Mr. 'age. Mr. R. T. Fickens and Mr. I. A. Leak made short talks. When the speaking was over Mr. S. B. Williams said that he thought tbe convention ought to thank Capt. Robbins for his faith ful services as chairman. The convention did thank the chair man. The convention adjourned sine die. Everybody was happy. va. ISxeltlBs; Rare Bptw.eo K.OO a th. St. a. II. nd. Home strange tnles have been told by old timers In tbe Btuxe business about the KeiuiB. both the elder and the last to be seen on tbe American stage. Some bare said that bard study made them a little wrong at times, and some of tha thlnga they did certainly looked queer. It la told by an old New Orleans boraeman, who la ht-re from the Ores cent City, that when Kean the youn ger was playing there he nearly scared a supar to death and came near "pink ing" him. It waa In "R-lctrard III," In the scene where he sees the ghosts. The stage manager was a bit tbe worse for drink and dttermlned to have some fun. He did not like Kean, as he was a hard man behind tbe scenes. Among the supers waa a raw IrlBh lad who had ne'er seen a stage before. The man ager told this fellow that If be would ran across the stage when he gave him the tip he would stand to earn $2. Th poor fellow was broke, aud a two spot looked to him like a national bank. He agreed, and the stage manager gave him a gaudy oilcloth banner bearing these words, "Smoke Qeneral Jackson Cigars." It was nearly a paixlc that this Irish lad started. He ran across the stage, and when Kean saw him be was furi ous. He made a lunge at tbe unfor tunate super with hla sword, and, as the "rag" came whizzing down to a hurry call, he chased the poor standard bearer off the stage, down tbe passage and to the street. For two blocks he followed him In his Richard costume, and Anally the super escaped down a dark alley. What effect It had upon the show tbe turfman does not say, but certainly It. aa only the super's agility of foot that saved hlmlnclnnatl Enquirer. A bachelor member of congress, who is not as handsome as Apollo, dropped into Clerk McDowell s of fice the other day to seek sympathy because the lady on whom he had looked with favor was about to be Btarried to another man. "That reminds me," said Mr. Mc Dowell, "of the incident which hap pened when Governor Dick Oglesby went down to Joliet to inspect the state prison. In one ot tne cells was a very ugly man. , Hov did you get in here V ask ed Oglesby. "'Abduction, wss the reply. 1 tried to run off with a girl, and they eanght me : " '111 pardon von as soon as I get back to Springfield said the gov ernor. 1 don't see how you could expect to get a wife, in any other way.''' - -w;.i. -. -The homely bachelor congressman laughed loudly.- Then, as tie appli cation of the story dawned upon him, the smile faded from his face, and he walked out of McDowell's of fice without saying a word. Wash ington Post goods at a Co. High Point, N. C. The Champion Refuser. The longest biography contributed to the new Congressional Directo- S' is that of Senator Chaunccy M. epew of New York. Mr. Depcw career is notable for the things he has declined. In 18G3 he refused a second nomination as secretary of state of Now York. The next year he was appointed minister to Japan, but declined. In 1899 he declined the office of president of the Now York Central Kailroad company to be come a member of the board of di rectors. In 1867 he was appointed county clerk of Westchester county, but at once resigned. In 1870 he was made immigration commission er by the legislature, but refused to serve. In 1881 he was run by his friends as candidate for the seat in the United States senate vacated by Thomas Piatt, but withdrew in fa vor of Warner Miller. In 1885 the senatorship was tendered to him again, but for business reasons he declined. - A Blunt Critic Hubert Vos, the noted Dutch painter, was recently showing Wu Ting Fang through the Corcoran Art gallery, whero the artist had on view a number of portraits. Among the latter were the portraits of Prince Ching and Li Hung Chang. "Who is that?" asked Mr. Wu, toward the picture of "That is Prince Ching," replied Vos. "It doesn't look like him," was his only comment, and the party passed on to Earl Li. "Who is thatr "That is Li Hung Chung." "It doesn't look like him," said the minister again. "But it's only three-quarters view, you know," said the artist apologet ically. "It doesn't look three-quarters like him," said Wu. Washington Times. TVhen that great plainsman 7. B. Hlckok, better known as "Wild Bill," came eaat on what he called a "redhot trail to learn something," be stopped one Saturday night at a hotel In Port land, Ma When he went to bis room to seek rest, he found that the adjoining room was occupied by a company of fashion able and rich young sports of Portland who. It did not take blm long to dis cover, were playing an Interesting game of poker for high stakes. In vain did he try to sleep. He could not do so, and after an hour arose, dressed himself and knocked on tbe door. Instantly all waa silent; but he In quired politely that as tbey would not let him sleep would they let him corns In and watch the game? They did so and were Impressed with tbe appearance of tbe man and asked If he would join them. "I will If you will post me; but, you know, I'm a tenderfoot east," b. re plied. They were willing to "post" him, and. playing awkwardly, making blun ders and asking questions, but seem ingly greatly Interested, he continued to play until daylight when he put hla winnings, some 11.600, In his pocket. "I thank you, gentlemen," he said, "and I'm rather glad you would not let me sleep. I'll be here until tomorrow, so keep me awake some more." Bat tb players did not appear agala. Detroit Pre Press. We All Know Him. Merchant Whewl Let's have a little ventilation here. Who waa the idiot who closed that door so tight f Partner The same idiot who al ways left it open last winter. Phil adelphia Press. Feeler. 'Why do they print such in the theater pro- Jagglea sld jokes rrammes? Waggle To lead you up to what you are to hear on the stage. Life. Orsat Caarnlng. Kind Lady (horrifledV My child, I hope you dont swearl , Small Boy Naw, not much; but I'm learnin . Bar, youse otter hear my pawl Ohio State Journal , irv. 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