Hertford County Herald . Published Every Friday by VINSON * PARKER Owners ??? - .. . ' _ ? ?? ?- ?? ! *>" ? J. ROT PARKER- Editor JAMES S. VINSON Hnpr Subscription Price On* Y*nr ?1.50 Six Months .75 Three Months .40 ' Advertising Rates Very reasonable and made known on request. Entered as second-class mail matter February 25, 1910, at the posoffice at Ahoskie, North Carolina, under the Act of March S, 1878. fFtiitn Advcitnint Representative THE AMERICAN PRESS ASfiUOAnON I FRIDAY, JAN. 12, 1923 IS IT CONSISTENT? At the very first session of the new board of county com missioners, a motion was made and carried, by the aid of two rotes from the chairman, to rescind the action of the retir ing board which had authoriz ed an appropriation for a whole time health officer in the county. Within one month after taking that action, and justified on the grounds of "guarding the taxpayers' money", the same commission ers have created an additional courj., requiring the services of three regularly paid officers. The county treasury will have to take care of the ex penses of this court, which is a court of record. Do the com missioners who voted for the court know anything at all about the operation of such a court, or the expense attached to it? They may be entirely conversant with the subject; and still there is a great prob ability that they are not. Can ' the recorder's court expect to be self-sustaining, or will it add to the burden of the county? A search into the records of other counties where record er's courts have been in opera tion fails to bring out a single one that has not cost the county money to run. Who ever heard of any court of record paying for itself? There ia a feature overwork ed by the advocates of the court. "Our superior court docket is always crowded, and cases are continued from time to time," is one of the excuses made for an additional court But, how many of these cases really are pressed for trial by the litigants? A large number of them could be wiped off the slate if the lawyers and their client said proceed. How maqy times on record has a ses sion of the superior court in Hertford County extended over the full time allotted? It does not take long to dispose of a large majority of the cases; that fact was clearly demon strated at Winton last October, when Judge Lloyd Horton cleared the docket of every case in which both sides were ready for immediate trial. Is holding a recorder's court one day each week going to mean any reduction in the num ber of terms of superior court in Hertford County? Or, on the other hand, is this county to pay the same expenses for superior court, besides the in creased cost of administering the recorder's court? Unless this court means a reduction in the regular superior court ses sions, Hertford County will have to fork up some of the people's taxes for the action taken last Monday at Winton. Surely, if there is need of an additional court in Hertford County, to be paid for out of the county treasury, an even greater demand should exist for closer attention to the health of the county? a county that stands almost at the bot One of our local citizens, an un usually talkative gentleman when it is taxes, went about the streets here one day last week with a tale like this: "There is $11,000 of the 1921 taxes still unpaid in Ahoskie and the town authorities are making no ef fort to collect them." The CAT did not hear this statement, but one of his friends tipped him off, with a slifeht wink of the eye, possibly re membering that little poem we in serted a few weeks ago, ending each uprse with Junius will get you, "ef you don't watch out." And, while talking on this subject, Junius is right here to inform that gentleman that he was never farther from the truth in his life. He is cau tioned to go slow on such propoganda unless it will hold water, First, bro ther, get the facts; then, you've won the battle. This time, the facts are against this "tax" man. Here is the way a graduate of the school of journalism atod at one time president of the class at the Univer sity of Missouri writes to the editor of this paper: "Parker, this Thomas W. Baker, of the English Department of A. H. S., is some editorial writer. Is he a professor? If so, congratula tions on having writers of his calibre on your staff. If he's a student? then, there's another proof that pea nuts aren't Ahoskie's only claim to fame. I hope you're able to sign him up regular." "Arthur W. Greene seem* to be an embryonic Carolina Greely ' also? 'again congratulations." That is what this University fellow thinks of the "Warwhoop" editors and contribu tors. This opinion of his came unso licited, and was formed after read ing several issues of the HERALD. Now, where is that old crab who is all the time saying the CAT never said anything good about anyone? The fact of the business is, he just loves to throw boquets; but it is not at all his wont to hand out any un less he believes them justified. "It costs just as .much to feed, clothe, and house those convicts on a rainy day as it does on the pret tiest day in the year," said- road com missioner Worrel at Winton Monday. The question of expenses during the winter months when but little work can be done was being discussed, and we had, idly sorting unpaid bills. TRANSLATED FOR FLAPPERS When they film a story it always get* a new name and more heart in ternet" "Yes, I know. I suppose 'Ben Hur" will now be featured as 'Her Jen.' Now along .comes a man from down state who sends official word to the county court house that he was wil ling to serve on the jury any old time. He says he got a check the other day for over $40 which waa due him for serving as juror in the fall term of 87 days. "That's more money than I cleared at farming in the last two years," he confided in the clerk. Men have various desultory ambi tions, but the distinction for which they really yearn is that of knowing an actress or two and a couple of head-waiters. HE NEEDS A CHUNK OF RAIN BOW Our newspapers will mike mistakes occasionally, but it isn't often they try to forecast like this sne did. We quotl: "Our esteemed fellow citizen^ Ab ner Brown, will go to the hospital, tomorrow to be operated on for ap pendicitis. He will leave a wife and two children. THOSE TALKATIVE BARBERS "Don't you like to go into a barber shop when you're about fagged out, crawl into a comfortable chair and have a hot towei applied to your facet" "Yeh?but I would like it better if somebody would -tie a hot towel around the barber's face so he could n't bombard me with a gas attack of strong onions and weak logic." Amos Tash says the drawback to "saying it with flowers" is that the average man can not afford more than a whisper. LEARN A USELESS THING EACH DAY A comon housefly can lift an ordi nary match. BLAME IT ON THE LINO MAN (Iowa City Press) Alexander Brovea and Miss Helen Alexander, formerly of Iowa Univer sity were decently maried at Des Moines. , * IT AIN'T LASTING Silver threads among: the gold Shine upon her brow today, Although the lady; I've been told Dyed her 'hair just yesterday. The power of the press into the kitchen! Several newspapers under the oilcloth on the kitchen table make the oilcloth last longer. The first farmer was the first man, and all historic noblity rests on pos session and use of land.?Emercson. The sta^e warehouse system has grown from v82 warehouses having an aggregate capacity of 49,060 bales of cotton last year to 78 warehouses with a total capacity of 212,620 bales this year. Thirteen counties in North Caro lina produced and sold cooperatively 33 cars of hogs under the supervision of the Agriculture Extension Service last year. . ' . Western North Carolina is produc ing annually about 400,000 pounds of chqese in cooperative factories estab lished during recent years by the mountain farmers. X Though the credit unions of the State have undergone a period of financial stringency, five new ones were formed during the past year. Report of tka Condition of tbs | d FARMERS-ATLANTIC BANK At AhotkU in the Stmt* of North Carolina, at tka cloaa of business, Docsmbor 29, 1922. RESOURCES Loan* and discount# $377,380.39 Demand loans 46,000.00 Overdrafts, unsecured __ 69.43 All other stocks, Bonds and mortgages 2,997.60 Banking houses, . $30,188.67, furniture and fixtures $9,626.76. 89,816.32 All other real estate . " owned - 3,993.17 Checks for clearing?3,881.63 Cash in vault and net amounts due from v Banks, Bankers, and Trust Companies 68,806.41 Interest on War Finance Loan 1,924.03 TOTAL .$642,966.88 LIABILITIES Capital stock paid in $ 68,700.00 Surplus fund % 10,000.00 Undivided profits, less current expenses and taxes paid 4,926.40 Bills payable NONE Deposits due banks. Bankers, and Trust Companies 26,168.46 Deposits subject to check 210,666.66 Cashier's checks outstanding 1,062.01 Certified checks 181.00 _ Time certificates of _ deposit, due on or after 30 days 162,074.96 I Savings deposits 69,288.40 I TOTAL $642,966.8811 STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA? County of Hertford. January 8, 1928. I, V. D. Strickland, Cashier of the above named Bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is, true to the best of my knowledge and belief. V. D. STRICKLAND, Cashier. Correct?Attest: GEO. J. NEWBERN, L. K. WALKER, C. G. POWELL, Directors. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 8th day of January, 1923. O. W. HALE, Notary Public. My Commission expires Jan. 20,1924. Report of tha Condition of the BANK OF AHOSKJE At Ahoskie in the state of North Carolina, at the close of business, December 29, 1922 . RESOURCES Loans and discounts 1308,894.20 Overdrafts, unsecured __ 347.03 North Carolina State Bonds 1,000.00 - All other stocks, bonds C and mortgages 200.00 Banking houses, _ $10,634.00; furniture and fixtures, $4,730.42 16,364.42 ? All other real estate owned 9,646.30 1 Cash in vault and net ? amounts due from banks, bankers, and Trust Companies 163,634.61 Checks for clearing 1/066.78 TOTAL $600,142.84 LIABILITIES Capital stock paid in $ 41,860.00 Surplus fund 41,860.00 Undivided profits, less current expenses and taxes paid ... 2,096.49. Deposits subject to check 266,411.66 Cashier's checks outstanding 1,060.18 Certified checks 262.92 Time certificates of deposit, due on or after 30 days 131,779.23 Savings deposits 26,842.86 TOTAL 8600,142.84 . STATE OP NORTH CAROLINA? County of Hertford. January 9, 1928. I, James I. Crawford, Cashier of the above named Bank, do solemnly swear that, the above statement is true to'the best of my knowledge and belief. JAS. L CRAWFORD, Cashier. Correct?Attest: W. L. CURTIS, L. 8. SAVAGE, J. N. VANN, Directors. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 9th day of January, 1928. P. E. DUKES, Notary Public. My Commission expires Jan. 20, 1923. 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