Friday, February 11, 1910. PAGE SIX. THE ASHEVILLE GAZETTE-NEWS. -' t 4 ("S IrJ .'trf '11-: I . ;rx. .-I I.. X. i .link X Tk-.-v. jr.tMAA. WELL, we've got eleven francs left, haven't we? Eleven francs! About two dollars and a quarter ! Morton 1 " " Yes, and eleven francs have grubstaked . two people for a week a good many times before now, Gwendolyn, you can bank on that ! " " But I tell you the Winstons are here ! " " How do we know it's the Winstons? " " Who else could it be? They said they were going to lurprise us. And they're our only friends, too, that the toncierge knows. You'll see they'll call again to-night or to-morrow morning, sure ! " " And supposing they do? " "Supposing they do! After their entertaining us in Boston for ten days, and then taking us all over Lon don to have them catch us like this I " " Let me cable, then. The coin would be here the day ifter to-morrow." i "And when you told your father the last time that hever under any circumstances would we overdraw (gain! Besides," she added, with a milder emphasis, " tt would take almost every copper we've got on hand to cable." The situation was partly novel and partly not. For Ihe last two months of the first half year of their mar ried life they had been occupying a tiny furnished apart ment in the respectable southerly end of the Latin Quarter. And although their fortune, as represented in t tapital under the eyes of their elders at home, was ' trholly sufficient for their needs, for the fourth timei ince they had left Indianapolis they had reached the fag end of their monthly stipend several days before the', next draft was due. ' There was this to note, indeed. Young Mr. Morton Carter was in literature. He was even now gathering material for that great romance of historical intrigue which was to reach its height in the fall of the Bastile, and the Reign of Terror. But that great romance was, Btill to get printer's ink, and it had had no predecessors.1 Literature was, therefore, not a source of wealth upon which Mr. Carter and his bride could reckon for im mediate dividends. " Then I'll have to put in my watch." " Put in your watch with my picture in the back of it, and everything." " But I tell you the mont de pitti is a regular govern ment institution. It'd be just like getting the money from a bank. Besides, with nobody knowing us here, we haven't any blame need to worry about whether it's respectable or not" She sniffed. "Oh, you mean bv that" his sarcasm was wither ing "that I'm to cable after all?" No, you're not ! " "Very well, dearie, very well! I'm going out to get toy stuff about the Faubourg St. Antoine. It'll be up to you ! " f Oh, yes, it's easy enough to leave it all to me ! " At that he stood nailed upon the threshold. But he could think up no rejoinder which he had not used so often already that his literary conscience absolutely ruled it out. And under a bursting head of steam he started for the Faubourg. Whatever Mr. Morton Carter may have lacked, be yond any doubt he had the artistic imagination. Three hours later he came back with a realization of exactly how the Bastile was taken, which made his eyes glitter and his breath come in long exhalations that partook almost of solemnity. There would be one chapter at any rate in "By Right of Blood" which would make Hugo himself seem picayune ! i The concierge stopped him at her little wicket and Rave him a card. He was still holding it when he mounted to his own door and let himself in. The hall opened upon their dining and sitting-room. From it again, opened the dressing, and then the bed room. 1 " Is that you, Morton ? " Gwendolyn called from that Inner chamber, and then showed a flower-like head which was still hatted. " Where have you been ? " he asked, astonished. 1 She laid a hundred franc note and some big five-franc rart Wheels upon the table. " I've been to your old mont de pi(t(, that's where I've been ! And now we've enough to make some sort of a show on, anyway." "But wha what did you take out? 1 don't see " But he did see. At least he began to feel and it was like a large ice cake pressing upon his diaphragm. "Why, there was that tankard thing, and the tray with the Sugar and creamer, that we've never used. And, at the last, I made up my mind we could get on without the tea-urn, too; we can make that green one do. And when I'd put in the Sevres bowl and the Gouda-ware vases, and " , " But, Great Cxsar ! Those things are all Miss Pas tonbury's 1 " "Well, we'd rented them, hadn't we? We'd rented the apartment furnished. And when she took her whole four months' rent in advance ! " " Rented them 1 Snakes, Gwendolyn ! Don't you Didn't you Why, we rented them to use ! " " Well, that's using them, I guess ! As long as we're willing to go without them in the meantime " "Yes and if Miss Pastonbury should come back in the meantime! To say nothing of the honor of it! Where's the ticket they gave you ? " She produced it. "Oh, start lecturing now, do! You'd you'd think to hear you," she gulped "that it was a pleasure for me to go pawning ! And when we know very well she's safe over in Exeter." The ticket was not in itself a terrifying document It looked much like a receipt for a registered letter. But Mr. Morton Carter was regarding it with all the horror he had vainly sought to put into the expression of Claud de la Courcelle upon the sight of his lettre de cachet. " How how much will it take to get them out again?" . By this time Mrs. Carter was beginning to partake of his emotion in spite of herself. " Why, it's only seven per cent., as you said, and the fees. Of course there was my cab-fare, there and back" . "Cab-fare? Why, did you go over to the head office on the Right Bank?" . " Certainly I did. Papa lays it's always good busi ness to go to the head office. Besides, how did I know that tome time or other Miss Pastonbury mightn't have if en at that place around the comer herself. vas a revelation of the femininely Machiavellian which staggered Mr. Carter almost as much as the awning itself. "Well," he said at length, "just a little more thn half our eleven francs is gone. Thank heaven '.ave the rest of it!" Oh if you must get it out of me, we haven't it alL . 1 th.ujht while I was over there, and near the Angio Amcriraa. it would be a chance to to get some tea that, is really lilrjl You know how particular Elly Winston is about her tea. And and, anyway, we've got it now." " Yes, and I hope Elly Winston may choke on it ! " He looked at his watch. "I'm not even sure there's time to make it to-day." "Mutt as like as not there's a draft down at the com-' curt " now 1 " X)uuutn he opened his hand and glanced at the '.ard in it He did not exclaim, or even change eclor to any Marked degree. But at the look which began, as it were, to warp his countenance, she exclaimed "Oh, Morton it isn't Not Mist Pastonb:trjf " 'That's all I And she says on the other side 'Am passing through on my way to Switzerland with my i' usin, Mrs. Gloyden. Shall be here until to-morrow fcften.oon. Shall try to come in again brlom !'" He was still holding the watch in his hand. It was now five-thirty." " Well, at least," she cried, " that gives us some time to plan." Plan ! All we can do is to put for it ! " " But she'd know from the concierge that you got her card. And and supposing we met her at the corner ! " She ran to the front window. " I knew it I I knew it I I knew it! She's just paying the cabman now I" " We could both be laid out sick." And for his part he could have given the most perfect imitation of an exceedingly well-bred young man having a fit. " If we both were, she'd insist on coming in. But I'm going to be. I'll have to be ! I couldn't be around after my taking the things out ! " She fled into the bedroom. " You can tell her I've had a headache and am asleep." " Well, my heavens, I like that ! By James, I do ! And how am I to square it with her?" " Why, you're all the time making things up. It's your profession! And you know, Morton, you always say that when I offer you suggestions in your plots I only get you mixed! I guess I'd help you if I could! But it it needn't he any trouble at all ! You can do it just as if it were a part of a story." Miss Pastonbury was a middle-aged, educated English spinster of inflexible principles and unconfiding tempera ment who had long gained a fair livelihood by teaching her language to the patrician youth of Paris. She had let her apartment during the period of her visit home, and she had let it to Americans for whom, as a sister race, she had a very half-sisterly affection. But she had put that apartment under the egis both of the concierge and the house agent. .And, although she had not men tioned it to the Carters she had from the beginning counted upon the present continental tour to give her the opportunity of returning at the end of the second month for a visit of inspection herself. Nor did Mr. Morton Carter need any psychic intui tion to tell him that it was a visit of inspection. And while, outwardly, he was making apology for Mrs. Carter, and leading his guest to the seat in front of the fireplace, inwardly with a tightening of every sinew of defence his mind was speeding back to first and basic principles. He had once as a youngster, against parental warnings, applied the tip of his tongue to an iron pump handle in zero weather. Immediately in an ingenuous attempt to lick it off, he had followed it with the rest of his tongue, and his lips as well. And a moment later he was trussing his slobbered fingers beside his jaws in the same agonizing chancery. The experience had stayed with him ever afterward as a great moral and literary lesson. In all fiction, whether written or spoken, you put the end of your tongue to the pump handle perforce ; but to attempt to remove it by more tongue that way mad ness lies. Safety and strength are in no specious ex pansions, but in narration confined to the most Doric simplicity. And already Miss Pastonbury's gaze had come to rest upon the shelf above the mantel "Oh, I see you've been shifting things about a bit, Mr. Carter." "Why why, yes, just a little. What was it you used to be there? " " My little shepherd the Dresden, you know I was afraid for a moment there had been an accident." " Oh Oh, yes." He drew in his breath for it. " To tell the truth, Miss Pastonbury, we we've been send ing some of your china out to be looked at by the mender. Not that anything was broken but they'd been a little knocked about and " "Oh, Mr. Carter!" There was bitter agony in her voice. "Really really! You can take my word for it. We sent them out just to be dead sure entirely certain, you know ! And they'll be home again to-morrow. You'll be able to sec for yourself!" " lint I'm sure Christine in my service she used a' ways to be the very carefullest maid ! " "Oh, it wasn't Christine. She's all right. She's the pure McCoy, a::d it was awfully good of you to recom mend her to us! It was a dog Monsie'ir Lajeuncssc's Poigneau. you know- He was in one day, and got to jumping all over the place " " Why. I thought Monsieur Lajeunesse had gone to Ville d'Avray, and taken the great stupid brute along with him ? " " Yes. but he came back again next morning. You see, he'd forgotten some stuff." Having said so, he realized that when Miss Pastonbury went downstairs she would ask the concierge about it, and learn that Monsieur Lajeunesse had never been back at all. It was the pump handle. But, on this first occasion it did not se-m to have taken hold of him. Miss Pastonbury's eyes had dropped to the mantel. "Mr. Carter, I 1 don't see my bowl! It wasn't broken ? " " Yes, but they weren't broken ! I I don't believe they were even cracked. It was just that we thought it safest to send them out There was that pair of Gouda vases on your desk, too." (She was at that mo ment looking for them.) " They weren't damaged at all, though not in the slightest." She sat back and fairly shrilled at him. "But Mr. Carter the bowl stood directly over the hearthjtone I I can't see how it escaped being absolutely "haltered! " " Heh 1 Well well, to tell the truth it did have the closest kind of squeak I If it hadn't been that one of the cushions happened to be lying right beneath it at the time!" He re-set his smile. " It was funny, wasn't it?" " Oh ! oh, yes, indeed ! " They were cushions which Miss Pastonbury had embroidered herself. "And I must tell you about the other things the shepherd and the Gouda vases." A drop ran suddenly down in front of his left ear. " Monsieur Lajeunesse managed to catch them half-way. We saw them just as they were going. It was mighty quick work, thought " " Oh ! oh, yes, it must have been." Until now Mist Pastonbury had been sitting with her back to the serving table and the china cupboard. But during the last few moments and she had her excuse in the leveled glare of the setting sun she had been gradually shifting her position. 'Cupboard and table came within her field of vision at last And, as the had only too strongly suspected, there wat to be teen neither Queen Anne tray nor three-piece service nor ancestral tankard 1 s . - Mr. Carter had marked the direction in which her eyes had travelled. And now with what might very well have been mistaken for eagerness-rhe began at once to speak about that silver. In fact, he had been just about to bring it up. . To tell the truth they didn't seem to have had the right sort of polish for it. It had kept on Retting duller and more tarnished in spite of all they could do. And in the end they had made up their minds to have H cleaned up decently. When she re turned the could count on finding the things in prac tically the tame condition as when the had left them. They had felt it only right to tee that they were kept in proper shape! He smiled upon her more reassur ingly than a nephew trying to borrow money. " Why, that wat very good of you, Mr. Carter, very r good I'm turel .. -.. " Oh, not at all And it wat really Mrs, Carter'i sug gestion." " Yes? And you werd to fortunate in finding a place where they do re-polishing, weren't you ? I've heard 1 here's such a shop just down on the Rue Monge. Per- -haps that wat where you left it in?" - 'No. No, we were a little afraid to trust !t there. We took it across to the Right Bank. We found ft big place ever there where they do all tortt of mending and fina metal polishing." jBy Arthur E. McFarane "Yes? Then I needn't worry about my silver at all, need I?" "No, not a bit!" "And that's really a kind of place I've always been looking for, myself. I must get the address from you now, before it slips me." The pump handle had found him at last. But he tried to get a grip on himse'f. " Yes, yes. of course ! It was one of those new plpces on the Boulevards, you know." " I thought it must be. And the name ? " He swallowed, and then swallowed again. But what ever he was swallowing at, it grew only the more chok ingly huge. " La Les " " You mustn't let a little mispronunciation bother you, you know, Mr. Carter." " Heh ! Heh, heh ! George, I don't seem able to re member ! It was it began with "' " I could very likely place it myself by the street " He had the sensation of thinking very hard, but he knew that he had entirely ceased to think. He still maintained his smile, though. He felt, somehow, that in continuing to smile he had a power to convince which transcended logic. " Heh ! Tchck To tell the truth I don't just seem able to remember the street either." " Hm. But memory does play us such tricks, doesn't it? I think you said it was somewhere on the, Boule vards?" " Yes. Yes, of course. But you see I wasn't sure at the time which of them it was. ' It was right up there where a whole bunch run together at the Place de la Republique, you know." He began to breathe again. "And it'll be back again to-morrow morning, in any case." " Oh, indeed? At the same time as the china? That's quite a happy coincidence, isn't it, Mr. Carter? " " Yes. Yes, it is, rather:" Even his nose was sweat ing now. " It didn't really occur to nic before." "But, no naturally, when you took them all to the same place. I think you said to he same place, if I re member rightly ? " ' Had he said so? Or was it only the pump handle in another guise? And yet there arc those who imagine it is easier to lie than to tell the truth! He moistened the roof of his mouth. " Oh, no no, they were differ- rrr.'l',. . 4 r "M - ;v " ft mWA ,4 r 4 V ( i f i . K ' MISS rASTONIUXT SAT IACX ent. The china place was quite near, though in the tame M-k, at the corner." - "Oh, quite to. Then you'll remember it, In any case? I fear 1 may be bothering you a trifle,, Mr. Carter. But one likes io fee! lure about luch things, doesn't one?" He mopped himself again. "Really,-1 I don't be lieve I you see it wai Mrs Cirter who took out the china." He could at least rest for a moment on .that yard of iplid ground. ' "Mrs, Carter?" , s . . "Yes. Of course I don't often Ut her do those thinas for me. But as she just happened to be going' over in that direction one day" - - - "Oh, then you did know of the place yourself? No doubt you mean you had heard tome one speak of it V Once more the pump handle was engagingly held out to him. HiJ words fell over themelves in his haste to get away from it. "No, oh no! I believe the truth it we found it in Baedecker." lie knew that their Bae- decker was safe in the inner chamber with Gwendolyn. "Why," said Miss Pastonbury, "that makes it per fectly easy, then. She crossed to her book-case.' and 51'- i - i--V V A I reaching behind the upper tier, took out her own fat, red guide-book. In Baedecker's list there were mentioned no menders of china or polishers of metal whatever. He gagged. " Heh I I suppose in that case, we must have got it from the directory the one at the post of fice." (But were there directories at the post office in France?) "Or, no, I remember now quite well. We saw it when we were taking out the silver." Again he could for a moment loosen his grip upon his chair arm. " Oh, yes, precisely so. And it really doesn't signify, does it, Mr. Carter?" " No, not at all." --'He felt quite clearly that she was merely rearranging him I'pon the spit. " But, just before it slips me "she had now got down to business again "about Monsieur Lajeunesse. You were saying he came the morning after he went away?" " Yes. es, I think it was the morning after." "And that must have been more than seven weeks ago a few days after you moved in. The the china's been out for quite a while, then, hasn't it ? " He made no answer at all. " And the silver but of course you sent that out only a little while ago, when it had become so dull and tar nished?" , She eyed him with a kind of grim, raptorial satisfac tion as the net tightened. " Yes, I believe it was last Friday. It's to be re turned to-morrow morning." It now came quite auto matically. ' " Precisely so, Mr. Carter. I had understood, though, that you found the china place when you were taking out the silver? " He was still standing somewhere near the door when Mis. Carter rushed out to him. " Oh, Morton Morton, dear! Even if you want to, I'll never let you forgive me! And I might just have known that it'd be like that ! For no matter how clever you may be at invent ing things, if you can't make the other person say the things to fit in, too! The old old gargoyle t Why couldn't I have been there to take care of her! But don't you see if I had come out, it would have made it look as if you hadn't been telling the truth ! " If, for the time, Miss Pastonbury had controlled her 'w4t Its 9 .re- t $ 4 4. i AND FAIRLY SHKIII.CD AT HIM. natural emotions, and confined herself almost wholly to , cross examination, it was not that the regarded the loss of tome of her most valuable possessions merely as the chance for an exercise of inductive dialectics. It was only that In Mr. Carter's odious Yankee phrase the wanted to be " dead sure." ' With Mrs. Gloyden behind her, she rang their bell at a quarter to tea . j Mrs. Carter opened to her. Upon tin mantel shelf , stood the Dresden shepherd. In the center of the mantel was the Sevres bowL On of the Gouda vaset still half wrapped in an Indianapolis Journal, lay upon the lounge. . And beside it on the lounge gaped pumpkin colored club bag. . , . . . Mr. Morton Carter was itndin with StaiW within the closed portal of the dressing-room. It had Kto ilTento e Euvre M i,.;. : ' i "i, e 4-"v'e na. .Willi .-. . : -- w mc ouutic, ma, will! llrmiam. fiwail th urn a!. fcT i ... , .. . .... .ui. nun. u iic nooa mere, powerless to ttop it, whit he heard from the mouth of Gwendolyn, and that with a swooping vengefulness and a most liuiincsslike sufficiency. . was this : " No. Mr. Carter is not at home; but perhaps, thit time, I can act instead?" ' : In Miss Pastonbury's outraged soul, incredulity and thousandfold suspicion, and a resolution for action which was now quite objectless wrought and contended to gether. But she was able to speak at last "This is my cousin, Mrs. Gloyden." , .. , " Oh ! oh, indeed." There wat a deadly echo in that intonation. , , "We we came a little early, said Mrs. Gloyden, timorously. " Yes, so good of you, wasn't it? You -must stay for breakfast." "Thank you," said Miss Pastonbury, "thank you! We did not come for breakfast" The lines have been drawn with much fineness as to what one lady may say to another. But when the first lady knows that the second is not a lady, and she would only be putting herself in her power to treat her like one, much more latitude is obviously allowable. " Oh-h quite so 1 " said Mrs. Carter. " You merely came to rubber?" "What?" said Miss Pastonbury, paling, "I I beg your pardon? What does she mean, Maria? " Mrs. Gloyden had begun to move toward the door again. It was not her hour for conundrums. "You can see, Adeline, that your things are there I And if you wouldn't be warned " " In any case I can feel how atrocious the expression is, and whether you stay or not, Maria, now that I have come, I intend to satisfy myself." She already felt her self more furiously heated than the day before when she had been coolly in possession of every faculty. She took a step towards the pumpkin-colored bag. With one spring Mrs. Carter placed herself in front of it, and awaited her in an attitude that -was reminis cent of basket ball. The attacking force at once fell back gasping. " Good gracious ! I I never in my life 1 " ' " No, I guess you never did I You needn't think be cause you can bully Morton you can bully me. And you shall be satisfied, too. I don't intend you shall leave until you're satisfied. I intend to make it my business that you're satisfied I " She passed her down the shep herd and the Sevres bowl. She followed them with the Gouda vases, taking the second from the bag and un husking it with tremulous haste. Then she came to the silver. And it also, she made Miss Pastonbury examine piece by piece, from tray even unto tankard. "There I" she said, with a gleaming eye, "that's done with ! But it's only the beginning. You took poor Mor ton when he was alone. Now it's my turn ! I want you to question, and heckle, and cross-examine me! " Morton, in the dressing-room, found himself becom ing acquainted with a bride who was entirely new to him. For her part, the gargoyle could only gasp anew. "You know, I told you, Adeline " said Mrs. Gloyden. "Go on," commanded Mrs. Carter. "You seem to think He told me there were places where you didn't appear to believe him." Miss Pastonbury's narrow bosom heaved like the Eng lish Channel. But she still sat speechless. " Very well I Then I'll let Mrs. Gloyden know with out your asking me I " " why, I'm sure," deprecated Mrs. Gloyden, " I said again and again last night that I felt she must be mit-.. taken." ., " Mistaken! It wasn't merely a matter of being mis taken ! But when he was doing his best to explain to her, if you could have heard how the deliberately went to work to get him tangled up I " "And nothing could have been easier," panted Miss Pastonbury, " nothing could have been easier." " Yes 1 " flamed her conqueror, " And why ? Just be cause he was trying to put things so you wouldn't be agitating yourself about it! I know lots and lots of men -who wouldn't have cared a a hoot whether you were agitating yourself or not! " "Oh!-Oh-oh!" "Well now, Adeline " : " And not only that. It was all because he is to hon orable and high-minded!" Mrs. Carter began to ad dress herself to Mrs. Gloyden again. " if you had heard if you only knew how he talks about such things 1 And mind you, being to honorable like that gets in his way lot I Papa says and I'll tell you there's nobody in Indiana knows his way 'round any better than papa he says he never went to court yet with a story they couldn't tear all to frazzles if only they got the right sort of inside cinch on hi So you can just see how it would be with Morton, can't you, Mrs. Gloyden?" " Oh, I felt, I was quite certain, that there coulun't be anything wrong " . And more than that, again ; you see, Mr. Carter is an author" "Oh," said Mrs. Gloyden, in awe; "Adeline didn't mention that." " Yes, and you can easily understand how much worse that would make it for him, when he couldn't get his his explanation right for her I Why, he's just all con science, that way I Ho won't let the very littlest thing pass that might let people think he was making upl He'll go back over a story twenty times, and pull it this way, and twist it that, and if he can't find any way out of the snarL he goes pretty near crazy I You haven't any idea ! And then, as I've told you, to be deliberately tangled up!" Mrs. Gloyden regarded her kint woman with shame which wat fast becoming indignation. The latter lady had been for some time experiencing a tense of strangulation. " Yes," the choked, "and before you finish you might also say something about Mr. Carter'i remarkable mem ory, and his most peculiar absence of mind I " I was just about to, even if you hadn't reminded me, for it's just his bad memory and his absence of mind which prove how much genius ht hat ! " Miss Pastonbury rose to her feet quivering. She picked up the Sevres bowl again. There'a not the tign of a crack in it, not even a white crack ! " "No. And he told you there wasn't I I hope, now, - that yon 11 be more ready to believe people in future P i m ur i warn rned you, Adeline!" said Mrs. Gloy- den. "And mv silver it's in Martlvnrwi.fl. th ad dition it was in when I went away." ' "Yes," cried Mrs..Carter in final triumph," and thafi just how he told you it would be! He used almost those very words himself I Now now, are you satis fied?" - , "I shall be satisfied," said Miss Pastonbury hoartely, when I have leen the rest Of my apartment I " With one swift itride, which training in basket ball itself could not anticipate, the caught the knob, and thrust open the door of the dressing-room. Mr. Morton Car ter collapsed heavily backward upon the floor. . ....-. . , - Tni defeated reached the street at one be-dated. "I I I never expect to get at the bottom of it now," ih said. - - . . , tn the sitting-room Mrs. Carter had taken the com , mj famout author of "By Right of Blood" into her Xf' ? up against you! For I wat listen n there, ever min ute yesterday, myself! But,-Morton Morton, dear, if there ever anything like thit to do again when it'i a case of a story you're not writings you know you'll let me do it from the beginning, won't you ? " -tV -"N ' - ' 1 . , SI', 1 . ill ; M s IM " I ' ' ' i