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t'-1 "-V HMv PAGE TWO THE ASHEVILLE GAZETTE-NEWS Tuesday, February 8, 191H M iMV ' 3 " 4 j. jjt !l J; 1 1 '3' 1' .' ft'-' . -' 1: V. I,- It: i:,'i j, j PULPIT EXCHANGE PROGRAMXOMPLETE Nearly All Asheville Ministers Will Go Visiting Sunday, February 20. EXCHANGE LIST. Th" Ashevillo Ministers' association at the regular monthly luncheon and meeting yesterday at T. -M.' C. A. heard ami adopted t lie report of the committee on --pulpit exchange day -..-which wllV be Sunday. February 20. Following Is the list of the. ministers earned for the exchange of pulpits and the places at which they will appeal-: IJaptlst churches Flrrt, Rev. Pr. It. F. Campbell; French Broad. Hev. L. S. Cordel!; Biltmore, Rev. F. I- Barbour; West Asheville, Rev. A. N. McLaughlin; Vest End, Rev. Cuth bert TV. Bate.". At the Methodist' churches sermons will be delivered, at Central) by Rev, I r. Calvin B, Waller; Bethel, Rev. . I. Bralnerd Thrall; Haywood, Rev. John Jiomar;. West AshcvUiei. Rev. CV N. Hock; : North Ashevillo, llev, P. II. ; Mear; -First Methodist, .Rev. T, A. Cossruve,- Methodist 'Protestant,' Rev. J. B. Griee. At the First Presbyterian church, .Rev. IT. H:irnhardt will preach; Ora street. I:ev. H. 11. Killiam. Rev. J. C. Harmon will deliver the sermon at the Congregational church; Rev. X). Atkins will preach at the christian -church. .'-'' The ministers launched this move ment some weeks asto and it Is under stood that the various ronsrefrations iire looking forwart. with interest to the interchnnce of .pastor on the third Sunday. The association, believes that much good and closer relations in ("lirLstian work common to all denom inations will result. . . Uosoliitjm," of regret were adopted ;1hat .'Adjutant John lloutcrse of the Salvation army is to leave Asheville but blddliiK him .Clod-speed in a larger .1 : I 1 of service. It was decided to co cicvato with the social service work ers who are endeavoring to raise $00 'o pay a debt on the army hall or. l.'iltinoro a cnue. A resolutions committee consisting of Rev. J. II. Marnhurdt, Rev. F. W. Maiitoii and l;ov. C. , Hates was named to draft resolutions of rcaret lor the death of Altha I. Ruby. CITY OFFICIALS INSPECT PROPERTY Ramsey and Stikeleather Say Bee Tree Watershed is in Splendid Condition. Commissioners P. lliden Ramsey and James !. Stikeleather have re turned from a tour of inspection to the Bee Tree watershed, which 1st i owned by the city of .Asheville. The city officials left here Saturday morn ing and spent an entire day in going over tho many parts of the property, all of which they state they found to be In the very best of condition, con sidering the amount of work that has been done on the property. This tract was only recently pur chased by the city of Asheville and It was necessary to employ a large force of men to convert the streams bad; In their normal courses, the lumber men working there before the pur chase having changed the streams for commercial! purpose, and many other matters demanded Immediate ettentlon by the caretaker placed I there by the commissioner and thj force of men h Is working. ' A report as to the condilons at the watershed will be madd to the board nt tho regular dally session which .will be held this afternoon. No ev slon f.f th board was held Saturday! nrternoon, owing to the absence tf i'omnilBs'oners Ramsey and StlVe leather from the city. Financial NEW YORK COTTON. New York, Feb. I. Cotton futures opened steady: March .. ... . U.0 May .. .. . .,, j2.io July , 12.21 October .. ... , 1J2S December . fc. M.. 12.35 NEW YORK STOCKS. New York. Feb. 1. datn tn v. mort part fractional, were registered at the ouuet of moderate trading on the stock market today among the few exception being American Car, which roo a point, and Wllly-Over-laad, which fell aa much. Uncertain ty wit shown by Mercantile Marine preferred and Larkawannan Pteel, while Crucible Meel end eome of the Petroleum Iwuea wcra eubjected to presence. United Rtate fiteel held around yMterdajre cloning flgurea and Halle were again relegated to comparative heourlty. Secondary prlcea were Jn c lined toward lower levels. SMALL BOYS TRIED ON PILFERING CHARGES Jamea nines and James Forester, small boys, were tried by Magistrate M. A. Creasman Hunday aftert son on charges of pilfering. It being al tered that IhM fnnW . - . - 1 n na other valuables from the residence r. uienn. Ths boy, wer found guilty and nr. v.. ... .... ment was continued In each case, the defendants ta ranori ta ih. rch wonthanjihowgooabehBvlor DIED LAST NIGHT . ra -. Son-in-Law of Dr. and Mrs. H B. Weaver Died Unexpect edly of Pneumonia. A message was received here last night by Dr. H. B. Weaver notifying him of the sudden death in a Rich mond hospital of Wilton Hai-wood, his son-in-law. The message "stated that Mr. 'Harwood died at IV o'clock fol lowing a short illnesg of pneumonia and that his death was very unex pected. ".'Pr.' Weaver left here this morning for Richmond and will return tomor row with the body, accompanied bv his daughter, Mrs. Margaret Harwood. No funeral arrangements will be an nounced until their arrival tomorrow. Mr. and Mrs. Harwood had only recently moved to Richmond from their .South Carolina home. Mr. Har wood holding a responsible position With the Dupont Powder company in Richmond. They had been In Rich mond about three months. The deceased married Miss Marga ret Weaver, second daughter of Dr. and Mrs. II, B. Weaver on June 14, 1904, and they resided In South Coro llna for many years. Both Mr. and Mrs. Harwood -were -widely .known in North and South Carolina. REBELS LOSE IN -'.-Continued' .From Page One). Friday', of last week. Ho, did not give his impressions, but such was the Im provement made that Mrs. Price, who has made the effort to work the mir acle of regeneration, could find no wrong this time. Everything had bce:i done that had been left undone. The illness of Superintendent Line-berry- for the past several weeks has put tho work temporarily In other handu. The visit of the governor had been tho possibility of improvement and the help at the home was sympa thetic in the good oimpression made. No Immediate Change. The insurgency has lost. It knows that. There is no change in the man agement, but the improvement made n the fev days allotted for the visit of Citver"or Craig and party encour-aget- some of the Interested persons to hope for still more. Colonel Hoyden did not commit him self yesterday and It was not necessaiy to do so, but he lias said repeatedly that his ultimate purpose. Is to have at the head of the home someone who will run it more upon f io plan of a modera hospital. The change of pol- cy would not necessarily mean the decapitation of the superintendent. It would be a complete change in man- isemetu without that i!i.-abreeal lo duty. ... Judges l.vchangr. Judges W. r. Siacy and R. B. Pee bles have been granted fn exchange of couits whereby Judge Peebles will allow Judge Stacy to try the tv. 1. weeks term in Columbus, beginning February 1. tiien Pender, then Bruns wick, while Judge Peebles will tike llertfcid February :h for a wed:, then Vance for two weeks then Hali fax two. Judge Stacy also tries New Hanover's docket beginning May h and .J.idf.e Peebles Hertio for the same date. Secretary Rrynn Crimes gave a 1 hartei yesterday to the Cherokee Mu; company for Pates, Robeson county, i-haitered by J. I., McNalr, Lumberto 1, U K, Hall and J. !. Mc Cormiek. ASilmlngton. It Is a general merchandise liuiiiis wllh $12,300 of da car-l'al paid In. The Perry-Angler (In-cery compnr.j of Durham starts Ms $f.O.(o Imsinecs with f:Kifl paid In .v R. F. Per';. MaJ raret Iiawson and J. C. busier. The Pear Produce and Merchandise compin) of Wilmington a general merchandise business with J. Irving Hear, Frederick P. Rear, und LouU Goodman paying the Jfc.OOO beginning capital. It is capitalized at $100,000. The Charlotte Hsrber Khop com pany is a $10,000 corporation allowed to begin with $300 paid In by W. IT. Cooper, A. I). Hayes and It. F. Ilaycn The Kat Carolina Joo and Coal company of New Hern Is allowed to surrender Its franchise. LOWER POSTAGE RATES Gatettft-Xew, Bureau, The niggs llulldlng, Washington, Feb. . Enthusiasm Is running high among members of congress for a reduction In the rata of postage on Jncal de livery letters. Hlnce tbj holiday re cess many additional members have entered the fight As a result several mcie bills have been Introduced pro posing a rata of one cent on all drop letters In one form or another. In the bouse 4 different members have Introduced bills proposing a re ductlon In the rate. Of this number 2$ ara Democrats and 22 Republi cans. In the senate .two Democrats and slg republican members have In troduced bills making the total num ber of bills, Introduced In the two houses tt. Observing that the bills are fathered by members of both par ties there can be no feeling of parti san legislation. Representatives Drift and Stedrgan have both Introduced bills asking for ona rent postage. Th business people of the country Brn much aroused over the possibility of gelling some action In this session 'of congress. 1 WONDERFUL FIELD OPENJOjiCi World's Secretary Sees Much to Be Done in the War Stricken Countries. WORK NOW DONE. Never before In the history of as sociation work has such on opportu nity come for service the world iround as at the present time," says Miss Clarissa H. Spencer, world's ecretary of the T. V. C. A. inter national organization In a letter which has been received here. Miss Spencer Is temporarily In the United States be cause America, being a neutral conn try, is a better recruiting ground for secretaries for the strategic points on the foreign fields at the present time than any other. Miss Spencer's trav els In the Interests of her work and for personal pleasure would make a list Including almost every country and section of the country on the globe. The association movement is rear ing fruition in these days In some of the strong, fine, heroio service that s being done, especially in countries where the conditions are most unfav orable because of the war. In these war troubled lands the association is showing its adaptability In the wort: which It Is doing for both women and girls, and the way In which It is helping members to be strong, pa triotic and unselfish In this time of terrible stress and strain. Still Worklnft. Even some of the countries that are at war are still doing what they con toward the promotion of associa tion work in such lands as India and China. This is notably true of Grea Rritain, and the -British colonies; al so association members In France who have suffered much because of the war nre still continuing to mate their contribution toward the sup port, of a national secr-etary for the work In South America. The German association movement has done mag nificent work In the care of German refugee girls who have been driven from their homes in east Prussia, or who have bad to return from other lands to the heme land. There has been less opportunity to help girls of other nationalitiels as the number of foreigners In--Germany in' distress is comparative'v small. They have open ed up their holiday homes for these girls, have cared for them and given them instructions In cooking, sewing and other household arts, and have done everything1 In their power to prepare thorn for the life to which they must return when thry are back in their own homes. (iocs to Panama. On February 2C, Miss Spencer sails for Panama, where she will attend the congress oh Christian work In Latin-America. Which Is to take place in tho city of Panama. Another Young Women's Christian association delegate to this conference will be Miss Flisa Cortez, who has been an association secretary for Spanish work In P.uenos Aires. Miss Cortez is a Mexican but has received part of h"f education In the I'nlted States. She is a graduate of the l!ll claw of the National Training school for Young Women's Christian association secretaries. Miss Spencer Is temporarily acting executive of tho foreign department of the national board of the asso ciation of the Fnlted Slates of Ameri ca. This national organization Is a part of the World's Young Women's Christian association, which has work in all parts of the world. i r.Hi!r.tr.r.i(r.nr.t;!.i!iiit,n t it s ADDITIONAL SOCIAL H Mrs. Asbuiy name'; of Asheville is visiting in llirmingi.a:a and Is the recipient cf much marked social at tention during her May. m m I'lillam-Roblnwin. M'ss Myrtle Love Fullam daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Fullam was united In marriage last evening with J. II. Robinson of Clyde the cere mony occurring at the home of the brides parents In West Asheville and Rev. D. Atkins being the officiating minister. The ceremony took place at 8 o'clock. The residence was beauti fully decorated with palms, ferns and cut flowers. The bride was attended by Miss Resale Morgun of P.lltmore as maid of honor and only attendant. Fred Kldd of Knoxville was Mr. Rob inson's best man. Miss Fullam wan handsomely kowned In white eatln trimmed In silver lace and carried bouquet of bride's roses and ll'.lea of the valley. She wore a tulle veil held In place with a coronet of orange blossoms. Miss Morgan was gowned In pink chiffon draped over blue sat in and carried an arm bouquet of pale pink carnations. At the bride's home. Oak Orove. a reception was held after the wedding ceremony an1 shortly after Mr. and Mrs. Robinson left on their wedding trip. Upon tholr return they will reside In West Ashe ville. Mrs. O. W. Dougherty playod the wedding music last evening and among the out of town guests present st the ceremony were Mrs. Claranoe Fullam of Rlnrk Mountain and Mr. and Mrs. Burgess of Ravannah. TREATY AMENDMENT NOT YET APPROVED Washington, Feb. I.Hecre!sry Lanslna told the Colombian nini.i.. yesterday President Wilson had not spprnvea me amendment to the Co lombian treaty which cut tb 'Udem nltv the United Ntatee U tn rv. lombla from $tS,000,000 to $11,000.- uo". and to mnka the enpremlon of re gret for the partition of Panama mu tual by the United Btates and Colom hi. REPUBLICAN GIVE r J FAT FEDERAL JOB Merrit A. Chance Is Confirmed as Postmaster of City of Washington. Gazette-News Bureau, The RIggs Building, Washington. Feb. 8. The democratic party again honored .1 republican officeholder today wnen the United States senate confirmed the nomination of Merrit O. Chauce to be postmaster of Washington. Chance was "wished" on the democratic party by Postmaster General Albert Sidney Burleson. So far as Is known he Is the only democrat who wanted Chance appointed. Every democrat In Washington pro tested against the appointment and many senators declared that they wuld never allow him to be confirm ed. But, according to information leaking out of the executive session, not a Voice was raised against him when It was found that President Wil son wanted Burleson's friend to be put oyer. ... ' Mr. Chance n the man whom for mer Fourth Assistant Postmaster Gen eral Brlstow, of Kansas, retained to give him the Information about fourth class postmasters who had been ap pointed by former President Cleve land. It was this same Chance who fired 48,000 democratic postmasters when the republicans came Into power 20 years ago and who demoted demo cratic employes In the government service to make place for lia repub lican pets, and the man whom former President Taft named as head of his "etheiency commission." The same Chance who is responsible for the ap pointment of the 300 pound negro woman who is now a member of ono of these "efficiency" commissions and says whether white men and women shall be promoted. Mr. Burleson excused himself for this appointment by claiming that Mr Chanco was efficient. If the demo cratic party had no efficient men, there might be some excuse for this appoint ment. But Mr. Burleson and Presi dent AVilson were furnished with ths names of some of the best democrats in the party among them Wallace linssford, secretary to Speaker Champ Clark; Theodore Tiller, of Georgia, a Washington newspaper man, and tt life-long democrat; P. II. Moran and S. J. Sinclair, all men of high char acter and ability and voters in the democratic party. STEEL T Entire Outstanding Issue of 900,000 Shares Sold for $81 a Share. Philadelphia, Feb. 8. The entire outstanding Issue of 900,000 shares of Cambria Steel company stock will be taken over by the Midvale Rtcel and Ordnance company at $81 a share or a total outlay cf $72,900,000. This announcement, was made lust night after it had been official an nounced that owners of a controll ing iiituient In the Cambria concern had agreed to these terms at a con ference here Saturday night. Tho agreement for the sale of the stock was made at a conference be tween William 13. Corey, president of the Midvale compuny; W. II. Donner, president of the Cambria Steel company; Arthur. E. Newbold, J. L. Replogle, and E. T. Etotes btiry at the latter's residence. A syndicate headed by Mr. Replo gle It was stated. Is prepared to turn over 850,000 shares of the stock, 240. 000 shares of which had been pur. chased from the Pennsylvania Rail road company nt $60 a share and 110,000 shares which had been bought In the open market at prices around S70 a share. Mr. Roner, who had purchased 112,000 shares of the Cnmhrla stock from the Pennsylvania Railroad company at $50 a share, af terward sold 37,000 shares to be turned over under th agreement with the Midvale' Interests. 5. 1 L. ENGINEER IS KILLED Stanford. N. C Feb. I. The. 8ca- hosrd Air Line's limited northbound train was derailed early today. En gineer Daverlght of Raleigh, was kill ed and the fireman's arm was broken. Nona of the passenger was Injured. NO AGREMENT ON PROHIBITION AMEND'T Washington. Feh. 7. Panntnr Rhon. pard s resolution for a national prohl- omon amendment was considered for several houre In an executive session of the senate Judiciary eommltUe to day but no conclusion waa reached. An amendment was proposed by Ben ator Dllllnshsm hkmih key may not be shinned bavont th confines of any stale which permits is msnurscture, such sn amendment as tho ono proposed would 'only need a majority vote for passage In con gress and Would not ranulra th proval of two-thirds of the states, as is me case with a constitutional anumdment, T E (Continued From Page One). Black Mountain as the county seat. The visitors called out "No." Mr. Parker said that it was only one of those things that had been known to happen. Mr. Parker recalled tho days In AsheVllle when the bus of the Grand Central, hotel stuck In mud on Fatten avenue and a sudden freeze kept it there for days. Some people objected to paved sidewalks even then, declared the speaker. Chairman Johnson of the Bun combe county commissioners closed the Ridgecrest-Black Mountain-Ashe-ville roads rally today with the an nouncement that the road will be built, work to begin at an early date. J.W. Cheesborough, speaking for his brother, Dr. Thomas P. Chees borough, said that Dr. Cheesborough will give free of cost to the county stone from hl9 quarry to be used on the new highway from Ridgecrest to this city. fiwanifanoa lodge No. 5, 1. O. O. F., Will confer the third degree this even ing at 8 o'clock at their lodge room on Church street. Members of the degree staff and visiting Odd Fel lows will be cordially welcomed. QTRim awn vr mi t it in No Oiance I aee, upon a printed slip, On my hotel room door, What would betide were I to skip Nor pay my little score. But nowhere In that quoted law, As 1 can see, b'Jlng, m tv to bust that melnhost's ja Wien he Inserts his sting. . i9 not say that If the food I", quite unfit to eat, I straight may trounce that robber, good, -' Wth Tiillns lists and feet. It dose not promise If the bed Is harder than the pave, That I may swat him o'er the head And fit him for his grave. it does not ssy that when the clerk Deceives me as to trains, t am to smash him In the smirk For being shy of brains. No, all the law is for, Is to Protect the hotel man. The trav'ler's rights are mlghtyfew He's scarce an also-ran! Flnnlgln Filosofy 'Some liars arre mighty declptive. Jlsht whin yez think yez can deplnd on thim t' lie ahl th' time, they'll unixplctedly tell th' truth an' desave yez. Andrew Jackson To-morrow, we think, St, Andy's day. Andy was some nitty guy In his way and day. He was the Theo dore Roosevelt of his time, which was going some. It there was any thing he liked better than a fight it was another fight scheduled to fol ic -v that one. He was probably mighty glad the telegraph wasn't Invented lite In 1814, for If It bad been, he wouldn't have had a chance to fight that battle of New Orleans. No dotfbt he said, ' right after he had read the gorometer and seen how much British blood was spilled, and then discovered that peace had been declared In December, "Thank the Eternal, old man Morse and Marconi haven't been successful yet. I would have missed one Jodandy scrimmage if they had!" It will be a hundred and one years ago to-morrow since the battle was fought, and we know an old liar who would tell, us he was there at the time If he didn't know we had the dots on him. Chicago Is a fine summer resort, on Ihe hypothesis that anybody who can stand one of Chicago's winters wouldn't mind much of anything after that. It Is perfectly right for a public speaker who has his audience doubled up with laughter, to speak of his folded floclc Their Long; Suit bout the only Bible text some financially successful men know Is the fifteenth verse of the eleventh chapter of Proverbs: "He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it And ha that hateth suretyship la sura." Wonder, sometimes, what th A msnlans most think of the watchful care of Providence. If It Is right to say "mere man" It Is rlghter to say "mirror woman." A Carefully Selected Method I tear my load until my strength la rose, Then stop and grin and say: "Old care, good bye! Ton transfer here, IX you ara going on. Mow beat It, or 1H soak yoa la the ye." Cannibals? Wanted Woman to eookvCoa tanooga flaw. We know of soaroaly any ether deadly danger people ara more reck leesly willing to face, thaa that Of being rich, Maybe Ho, Maya Bo What eaaeea the breaking at tnaa's powers r" "The beodus of his energies," HER BUNGOMB Cartoons Of The Day fiuERICfiN 4 A "Ml Www mm WwPmm ' mm 1 -m& zm WHICH WTMj TOTJ PAY? People's Legal Friend BY E. R. The Succession Of Estate Q. (1) Parents retiding in In diana die, leaving an estite to two adult children. BhoulS the children remain unmarried and die without making a will, would the entire es tate go to the father's brothers and sisters or would the mother's broth ers and sisters share equally with the father's in the estate? (2) If I give my note to a party, paying interest on the same at regular in tervals, and the party fails to in dorse this interest on the back of the note, what recourse have It Hove J a right to demand the privilege of seeing the note in order to ascertain if the interest payments have been indorsed t A. (1) The Indiana statutes pertaining to descent and 'distribu tion provide: "If any intestate shall die without lawful issue or their descendants alive, one-half of the estate shall go to the father and mother of such Intestate, as joint tenants, or, it either be dead, to the survivor, and the other one-half to the brothers and sisters and to the descendants of such as are dead, as tenants in common. ... It there be neither father nor mother, the brothers and sisters of the intestate , living, and the descendants of such as are dead, shall take the inheri tance as tenants in common. If there be no brothers or sisters of the intestate or their descendants, the father and mother shall take the in heritance as Joint tenants; and if either be dead, the other shall take the estate." (2) If you can make proof, in any other way, that you have paid your Interest, you will bo protected. It is merely a question of proot Kr. Branson will be slid to aeawer all sueitloai. It your somUob Is et geseral UttrMt It will be aawered throush tfease columns: It sot. It will be snswsrtd per sonally If lumped, aadreaiel goTtlope Is eneloned. Addrae ell IttUrs Mai Braasea, care ei this aewspeper. Fish, Flesh Or Fowl Animals of various kinds bar been having their day in court. That do fish were on the ark with "Father Noah," and that therefore Pepper Talks By Georgb Matthew Adams ".Ami" The whole World revolves about the Performances of each man. Of all the numberless creations dally added to the History of Life, the creation of each man alone forms the only absolutely NEW note to Prog ress. 8o that ont of the Mind and Conscious nas of each man alone must burst the Thoughts, Ideal and 'Wonderments from which the World may pride It onward stride. In fact. Too. alone, may say "I Am L" Tour Individuality or Personality, Separately is able to add to the total Sura of Orandear on this Earth. For It Is NBWI Ton are east from an Original Mould. None other win over be east from It again. What you ara la above price. Tou ara able to be your own great Inspira tion. Tour solitary Figure, grandly alone. Is able tn silent Conference and Consideration, to rise nobly, mustering meanwhile the strength hidden Forcea that await to call yon Master. Fir Ton. alone, may say "I Am I." ' Work la not a Transitory affair. Ambition, Effort. Enthusiasm, Buf fering, Disappointment. Happlnesa these are not Fleeting, but sped mens of the Fulfillment Tou are these. Just as the Ink gives realisa tion of the Thought behind the Pen, so ont of Tourself oomee Yourself the rpreaalon of What deep WITHIN Yon. Whereas the dally eecumulaUoa of what yen Think, Feel, Act, become the Ideal of what yon are. Let this simple thought close la npoa yon and make yon a Worker to-day of which the oncom ing Usee may well be proud, remem bering the while, that Tot, alone, may sr 'I Am i Baltimore America BRANSON the creature is not an animal vu the position taken by a St. Lonli city attorney a short while ago, In defending the case against a peddler accused of cruelty to animals. The case was dismissed over th emphatic protest of the presiding Judge, who argued that the diction ary defined a fish as an animal. Th peddler was charged with adverts lng his fish by displaying a live ani mal from a string on his cart, that its flopping might attract the ejn of prospective purchasers. In a certain barnyard an agent of the S. P. C. A. discovered a goose whose webbed feet were nailed to i board, as one stage in the process to make its liver become pate de )M gras, , A moeling of the society was held ' to consider the case, and the presi dent who had been In conference with physicians, encyclopedias, ltw yers, humanitarians, and others, in sisted that in addition to the bodily , injury, there was also the question' of mental anguish to be considered. Accordingly, the society voted to hale the goose's owner to court to decide a goose's rights Cleveland Dealer. Current Poetry The Bif Brother l remember, I remember My little trundle bed. From which Jim used to dump out Upon my childish head. He nerer seemed to think that I MlghC crack my foolish spina And 1, I looked on Jim as If He had been half divine. I remember, I remember The stream behind the school Where Jim would duck me till II I'd swallowed half the pooL But, oh! I never told on him! I felt too honored then. For I was only aU years old. While Jim waa nearly tan. 1 remember, I remember A lot of foolish things Jim did to me while still be seemed An angel without wings. But let me tell you this, good sir He doe such things no more. For I am alz feet, two, to-day, While Jim Is five feet, four. William W. Whltelock in Judg. A woman Indulges la some dssflV tory conversation during the day, but doesn't really begin to talk until al ter she taken her hair down at Bight Nearly every man appears to Pr0" cead upon the theory that fe comedian, . A desire to avoid work la 6TUa manifested tn a determined search for a government job. A perfunctory performance may also be described as one woman la the act of kissing another. The man who can shave himself "quieter thaa a barber could do it nearly always looks It A nun may be deaf to ordinary conversation, but be can always hear the rustle of a petticoat The reasonable assumption Is that the recording angel la an expert atenogrspber. A woman often thinks she to oil enoogh to do as she chooses, but she never trie the experiment The easiest way to fail la love with a woman la to take the position thai , there la efeanoe te get Mr. I
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